This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..
Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - arco iris Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland mostrar - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack
Now, let's begin. Fluttershy was putting a basket of apples on a árbol stump when suddenly..
Parasprite: *Appears out of nowhere*
Fluttershy: AH! *Hides, but realizes the parasprite did not do anything scary*
Parasprite: *Goes to Fluttershy*
Fluttershy: Oh, hi. tu look very adorable. I gotta take tu to meet some friends.
So she walks into town with the parasprite following close behind.
Intro
Theme song: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
arco iris Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity: I want sex.
Applejack: Faithful, and strong.
Angel: *Shouting at Fluttershy* hola Fluttershy, tu smell like shit!!!!!
Twilight: Man, there's a lot of faggots in this town.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar. Despite everything, tu are my best friends.
My Little Pornstar: Friendship Is For Faggots
Episode 9: Swarm Of The WHO GIVES A FUCK?!!?!
Fluttershy: *Runs into Sugarcube Corner, and sees Twilight & Pinkie Pie* hola tu two, guess-
Twilight: Nigga, shut da fuq up. I gotta make plans to have Pornstarville look nice for Celestia's arrival.
Pinkie Pie: But it already looks nice.
Twilight: Nigga, fuck you. Yer just a lazy culo bitch.
Fluttershy: But I found something really cool I think tu guys will like.
Twilight: Fine. What is it?
Fluttershy: *Shows the parasprite*
Pinkie Pie: Scheiße! *Grabs an MP40, and shoots the Parasprite*
Fluttershy: *Cries* tu killed it.
Twilight: Man, I wanted to kill it!
Pinkie Pie: I'll let tu get the siguiente one.
Twilight: Fluttershy, do tu know wut dat was?
Fluttershy: A cute little bug!
Twilight: Naw man, it was a parasprite.
Pinkie Pie: Those things multiply, and eat everything. They could destroy this city.
Twilight: Alright man, I'm gonna go check on Rarity. *Leaves*
At Rarity's, the white unicorn was torturing arco iris Dash with old clothing from the 18th century.
arco iris Dash: Rarity, you're making it too tight!
Rarity: Then hold still!
arco iris Dash: I don't want to wear this!
Rarity: Do tu want to look nice for Celestia, o not?
arco iris Dash: Well, thanks to you, I look the complete opposite of nice!
Twilight: *Arrives* hola man, I saw Fluttershy with a- *Spots arco iris Dash in the crappy clothing* Dude, wut da fuq have tu done to Dash?!
Rarity: I gave her clothing.
Twilight: I can see that. Why is she wearing dat shit?
Rarity: To look nice.
Twilight: Well thanks to you, she looks hideous.
Rarity: *Offended* I don't have to put up with this. *Goes into a different room, grabs a dildo, and masturbates*
Twilight: *Takes the clothes off arco iris Dash with her magic*
arco iris Dash: Did tu say Fluttershy had something?
Twilight: Oh yeah, she found a parasprite.
arco iris Dash: Uh oh.
Twilight: If she found one of them, chances are, más of them could be in this area.
arco iris Dash: Let's get them.
At Sugarcube Corner, the streets were deserted, except for several parked cars.
Pinkie Pie: *On parte superior, arriba of Sugarcube Corner with an MG42. She is surrounded por sand bags*
Twilight: *Looks at the street, and sees fifty parasprites*
arco iris Dash, Applejack, and Rarity were downstairs carrying Tommyguns.
Twilight: Alright mah niggas. These parasprites will eat anything, and I mean anything. We must stop them immediately.
Parasprite: *Eating a car*
Pinkie Pie: Holy shit!! It just ate a brand new Thunderbird!
Twilight: Man, good thing it wasn't my car. *Sees a parasprite eating her car* FUUUCKK!! When I get back to my house, I'm gonna stab Spike in the culo with a knife!! *Shoots the parasprites with her shotgun*
arco iris Dash: *Shooting Parasprites*
Parasprites: *Eating the bullets, and multiplying*
Applejack: They're eatin our bullets.
Twilight: Like I dicho man, they'll eat anything, and multiply.
Pinkie Pie: *Uses her MG42 to kill the parasprites*
Twilight: Nigga, how many of those pistolas do tu have?
Pinkie Pie: They are not for sale. *Kills más parasprites*
The bullets were going too fast for the parasprites to eat. They all got killed in a matter of seconds.
Twilight: Holy shit, dat was fun.
Applejack: But won't Celestia get angry when she sees that this calle is covered in blood?
Twilight: *Sees the big pool of blood from the dead parasprites* Fuck it man. She won't notice.
Ending theme: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. *Waiting for the instrumental part of the song to end* My Rittre Pornstar, friend.
The End
Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - arco iris Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland mostrar - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack
Now, let's begin. Fluttershy was putting a basket of apples on a árbol stump when suddenly..
Parasprite: *Appears out of nowhere*
Fluttershy: AH! *Hides, but realizes the parasprite did not do anything scary*
Parasprite: *Goes to Fluttershy*
Fluttershy: Oh, hi. tu look very adorable. I gotta take tu to meet some friends.
So she walks into town with the parasprite following close behind.
Intro
Theme song: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
arco iris Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity: I want sex.
Applejack: Faithful, and strong.
Angel: *Shouting at Fluttershy* hola Fluttershy, tu smell like shit!!!!!
Twilight: Man, there's a lot of faggots in this town.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar. Despite everything, tu are my best friends.
My Little Pornstar: Friendship Is For Faggots
Episode 9: Swarm Of The WHO GIVES A FUCK?!!?!
Fluttershy: *Runs into Sugarcube Corner, and sees Twilight & Pinkie Pie* hola tu two, guess-
Twilight: Nigga, shut da fuq up. I gotta make plans to have Pornstarville look nice for Celestia's arrival.
Pinkie Pie: But it already looks nice.
Twilight: Nigga, fuck you. Yer just a lazy culo bitch.
Fluttershy: But I found something really cool I think tu guys will like.
Twilight: Fine. What is it?
Fluttershy: *Shows the parasprite*
Pinkie Pie: Scheiße! *Grabs an MP40, and shoots the Parasprite*
Fluttershy: *Cries* tu killed it.
Twilight: Man, I wanted to kill it!
Pinkie Pie: I'll let tu get the siguiente one.
Twilight: Fluttershy, do tu know wut dat was?
Fluttershy: A cute little bug!
Twilight: Naw man, it was a parasprite.
Pinkie Pie: Those things multiply, and eat everything. They could destroy this city.
Twilight: Alright man, I'm gonna go check on Rarity. *Leaves*
At Rarity's, the white unicorn was torturing arco iris Dash with old clothing from the 18th century.
arco iris Dash: Rarity, you're making it too tight!
Rarity: Then hold still!
arco iris Dash: I don't want to wear this!
Rarity: Do tu want to look nice for Celestia, o not?
arco iris Dash: Well, thanks to you, I look the complete opposite of nice!
Twilight: *Arrives* hola man, I saw Fluttershy with a- *Spots arco iris Dash in the crappy clothing* Dude, wut da fuq have tu done to Dash?!
Rarity: I gave her clothing.
Twilight: I can see that. Why is she wearing dat shit?
Rarity: To look nice.
Twilight: Well thanks to you, she looks hideous.
Rarity: *Offended* I don't have to put up with this. *Goes into a different room, grabs a dildo, and masturbates*
Twilight: *Takes the clothes off arco iris Dash with her magic*
arco iris Dash: Did tu say Fluttershy had something?
Twilight: Oh yeah, she found a parasprite.
arco iris Dash: Uh oh.
Twilight: If she found one of them, chances are, más of them could be in this area.
arco iris Dash: Let's get them.
At Sugarcube Corner, the streets were deserted, except for several parked cars.
Pinkie Pie: *On parte superior, arriba of Sugarcube Corner with an MG42. She is surrounded por sand bags*
Twilight: *Looks at the street, and sees fifty parasprites*
arco iris Dash, Applejack, and Rarity were downstairs carrying Tommyguns.
Twilight: Alright mah niggas. These parasprites will eat anything, and I mean anything. We must stop them immediately.
Parasprite: *Eating a car*
Pinkie Pie: Holy shit!! It just ate a brand new Thunderbird!
Twilight: Man, good thing it wasn't my car. *Sees a parasprite eating her car* FUUUCKK!! When I get back to my house, I'm gonna stab Spike in the culo with a knife!! *Shoots the parasprites with her shotgun*
arco iris Dash: *Shooting Parasprites*
Parasprites: *Eating the bullets, and multiplying*
Applejack: They're eatin our bullets.
Twilight: Like I dicho man, they'll eat anything, and multiply.
Pinkie Pie: *Uses her MG42 to kill the parasprites*
Twilight: Nigga, how many of those pistolas do tu have?
Pinkie Pie: They are not for sale. *Kills más parasprites*
The bullets were going too fast for the parasprites to eat. They all got killed in a matter of seconds.
Twilight: Holy shit, dat was fun.
Applejack: But won't Celestia get angry when she sees that this calle is covered in blood?
Twilight: *Sees the big pool of blood from the dead parasprites* Fuck it man. She won't notice.
Ending theme: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. *Waiting for the instrumental part of the song to end* My Rittre Pornstar, friend.
The End
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see.
Yes..
James Rolfe is the one who's más popular, and probably was on youtube FIRST. Doug Walker probably came second.
And yes..
They have más o less the SAME humour. They're both portrayed as Anti-Heroes.
NERD is portrayed as an foul mouthed, abusive, mentally insane, alcoholic.
And CRETIC is portrayed as equally short tempered, abusive, insane, and foul mouthed.
But somehow, I find Nostalgia Critic a bit funnier than Angry Video Game Nerd.
I guess it's Doug Walker's voice.
He has that high pitched voice, that make the angry rants that much funnier.
But I don't NOT like Nerd.
He's still funny.. Hell, he's hilarious.
Cretic is just a bit más hilarious..
James Rolfe is the one who's más popular, and probably was on youtube FIRST. Doug Walker probably came second.
And yes..
They have más o less the SAME humour. They're both portrayed as Anti-Heroes.
NERD is portrayed as an foul mouthed, abusive, mentally insane, alcoholic.
And CRETIC is portrayed as equally short tempered, abusive, insane, and foul mouthed.
But somehow, I find Nostalgia Critic a bit funnier than Angry Video Game Nerd.
I guess it's Doug Walker's voice.
He has that high pitched voice, that make the angry rants that much funnier.
But I don't NOT like Nerd.
He's still funny.. Hell, he's hilarious.
Cretic is just a bit más hilarious..
ST ANGER is often the "worst" album.
But why?
I gave it a listen.
And I tell tu what.
There is NOTHING bad about an album opening up with FRANTIC.
Haters say, it's the lack of solos that makes this album so bad.
But the solos often got SO long, I don't consider this really a BAD thing. más for the actual SONGS.
And it's also the loud snare drums that's hated on.
But I fuckin amor the snare drums Lars Ulrich really shows off how talented he is. As the drums are extremely loud, but not in a bad way. The POINT of Metallica, is to be LOUD.
I'm not sure how much enjoyment I'll get out of them LIVE, xD
#1:
Pinkie would never hurt her friends, Pinkamena murders arco iris Dash with joy.
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#2:
Pinkie makes cupcakes normally, Pinkamena uses dead bodies.
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#3:
Pinkie is a bit slow witted, Pinkamena would often demonstrate unnaturally high intelligence in later crossovers.
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#4:
Pinkie is a cute and harmless little pony. Pinkamena is an mentally ill serial killer.
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#5:
Pinkie cracks light hearted jokes, Pinkamena has a very twisted (Freddy Krueger like) humor.
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Pinkie would never hurt her friends, Pinkamena murders arco iris Dash with joy.
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#2:
Pinkie makes cupcakes normally, Pinkamena uses dead bodies.
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#3:
Pinkie is a bit slow witted, Pinkamena would often demonstrate unnaturally high intelligence in later crossovers.
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#4:
Pinkie is a cute and harmless little pony. Pinkamena is an mentally ill serial killer.
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#5:
Pinkie cracks light hearted jokes, Pinkamena has a very twisted (Freddy Krueger like) humor.
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#1:
Why is canada a seguro country?
"Cause the mighty king ganso gives us comida to eat. And perverts say please ad thank after each rape..
#2:
Every time I get masterbate, I get angry and throw my tortuga against a wall"
"I don't think your masterbating in the RIGHT way"
#3:
halloween falls on a Friday the 13th this año for the first time in 666 years. I’m totally stabbing someone.
"You two huh?"
#4:
The devil has five letters and so does weed:
"Good for you, here's a lollipop"
#5:
Why are Americans stupid?
"Cause they are close to Canada"
#6:
Why are ALL Americans obese, stupid and religious?
"Because ALL Canadians like hockey"
#7:
Is America planning to invade Vancouver?
"No, that's Japen"
#8:
Do they have trees in America?
"Coarse not"
Why is canada a seguro country?
"Cause the mighty king ganso gives us comida to eat. And perverts say please ad thank after each rape..
#2:
Every time I get masterbate, I get angry and throw my tortuga against a wall"
"I don't think your masterbating in the RIGHT way"
#3:
halloween falls on a Friday the 13th this año for the first time in 666 years. I’m totally stabbing someone.
"You two huh?"
#4:
The devil has five letters and so does weed:
"Good for you, here's a lollipop"
#5:
Why are Americans stupid?
"Cause they are close to Canada"
#6:
Why are ALL Americans obese, stupid and religious?
"Because ALL Canadians like hockey"
#7:
Is America planning to invade Vancouver?
"No, that's Japen"
#8:
Do they have trees in America?
"Coarse not"
"(singing) I just want to be with my fruit!"
#2:
Guy: What tu doing with it anyway?
Christian: tu know. It's probably one of those things tu SHOULDN'T ask about.
#3:
Jimmy: Let's go do this (loads gun)
Christian: Wait, is that real gu- JIMMY!!
#4:
"That is the blackest thing I ever heard in my life!"
#5:
Jimmy: Oh shit. What do I do?
Christian: Blame it on your dad..
#6:
"look everything's chill.. We'll chill!"
#7:
"My night was differently tighter than yours!"
#8:
Jimmy: Why are tu holding a camera?
Christian: I'm taping.
Jimmy: No your not. Your on FaceTime.
Christian: Look. Just let me have this.. I'm bored as fuck over here.
#9:
"(crying) yo, I'm like, gonna kill self!... I just watched that fashion show.. And I realized... I'm never gonna have a girl who's that sexy.. I mean.. How are they all so perfect!?"
#10:
"WOOOOOOOW!!"
