This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..
Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - arco iris Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland mostrar - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack
Now, let's begin. Fluttershy was putting a basket of apples on a árbol stump when suddenly..
Parasprite: *Appears out of nowhere*
Fluttershy: AH! *Hides, but realizes the parasprite did not do anything scary*
Parasprite: *Goes to Fluttershy*
Fluttershy: Oh, hi. tu look very adorable. I gotta take tu to meet some friends.
So she walks into town with the parasprite following close behind.
Intro
Theme song: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
arco iris Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity: I want sex.
Applejack: Faithful, and strong.
Angel: *Shouting at Fluttershy* hola Fluttershy, tu smell like shit!!!!!
Twilight: Man, there's a lot of faggots in this town.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar. Despite everything, tu are my best friends.
My Little Pornstar: Friendship Is For Faggots
Episode 9: Swarm Of The WHO GIVES A FUCK?!!?!
Fluttershy: *Runs into Sugarcube Corner, and sees Twilight & Pinkie Pie* hola tu two, guess-
Twilight: Nigga, shut da fuq up. I gotta make plans to have Pornstarville look nice for Celestia's arrival.
Pinkie Pie: But it already looks nice.
Twilight: Nigga, fuck you. Yer just a lazy culo bitch.
Fluttershy: But I found something really cool I think tu guys will like.
Twilight: Fine. What is it?
Fluttershy: *Shows the parasprite*
Pinkie Pie: Scheiße! *Grabs an MP40, and shoots the Parasprite*
Fluttershy: *Cries* tu killed it.
Twilight: Man, I wanted to kill it!
Pinkie Pie: I'll let tu get the siguiente one.
Twilight: Fluttershy, do tu know wut dat was?
Fluttershy: A cute little bug!
Twilight: Naw man, it was a parasprite.
Pinkie Pie: Those things multiply, and eat everything. They could destroy this city.
Twilight: Alright man, I'm gonna go check on Rarity. *Leaves*
At Rarity's, the white unicorn was torturing arco iris Dash with old clothing from the 18th century.
arco iris Dash: Rarity, you're making it too tight!
Rarity: Then hold still!
arco iris Dash: I don't want to wear this!
Rarity: Do tu want to look nice for Celestia, o not?
arco iris Dash: Well, thanks to you, I look the complete opposite of nice!
Twilight: *Arrives* hola man, I saw Fluttershy with a- *Spots arco iris Dash in the crappy clothing* Dude, wut da fuq have tu done to Dash?!
Rarity: I gave her clothing.
Twilight: I can see that. Why is she wearing dat shit?
Rarity: To look nice.
Twilight: Well thanks to you, she looks hideous.
Rarity: *Offended* I don't have to put up with this. *Goes into a different room, grabs a dildo, and masturbates*
Twilight: *Takes the clothes off arco iris Dash with her magic*
arco iris Dash: Did tu say Fluttershy had something?
Twilight: Oh yeah, she found a parasprite.
arco iris Dash: Uh oh.
Twilight: If she found one of them, chances are, más of them could be in this area.
arco iris Dash: Let's get them.
At Sugarcube Corner, the streets were deserted, except for several parked cars.
Pinkie Pie: *On parte superior, arriba of Sugarcube Corner with an MG42. She is surrounded por sand bags*
Twilight: *Looks at the street, and sees fifty parasprites*
arco iris Dash, Applejack, and Rarity were downstairs carrying Tommyguns.
Twilight: Alright mah niggas. These parasprites will eat anything, and I mean anything. We must stop them immediately.
Parasprite: *Eating a car*
Pinkie Pie: Holy shit!! It just ate a brand new Thunderbird!
Twilight: Man, good thing it wasn't my car. *Sees a parasprite eating her car* FUUUCKK!! When I get back to my house, I'm gonna stab Spike in the culo with a knife!! *Shoots the parasprites with her shotgun*
arco iris Dash: *Shooting Parasprites*
Parasprites: *Eating the bullets, and multiplying*
Applejack: They're eatin our bullets.
Twilight: Like I dicho man, they'll eat anything, and multiply.
Pinkie Pie: *Uses her MG42 to kill the parasprites*
Twilight: Nigga, how many of those pistolas do tu have?
Pinkie Pie: They are not for sale. *Kills más parasprites*
The bullets were going too fast for the parasprites to eat. They all got killed in a matter of seconds.
Twilight: Holy shit, dat was fun.
Applejack: But won't Celestia get angry when she sees that this calle is covered in blood?
Twilight: *Sees the big pool of blood from the dead parasprites* Fuck it man. She won't notice.
Ending theme: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. *Waiting for the instrumental part of the song to end* My Rittre Pornstar, friend.
The End
Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - arco iris Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland mostrar - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack
Now, let's begin. Fluttershy was putting a basket of apples on a árbol stump when suddenly..
Parasprite: *Appears out of nowhere*
Fluttershy: AH! *Hides, but realizes the parasprite did not do anything scary*
Parasprite: *Goes to Fluttershy*
Fluttershy: Oh, hi. tu look very adorable. I gotta take tu to meet some friends.
So she walks into town with the parasprite following close behind.
Intro
Theme song: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
arco iris Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity: I want sex.
Applejack: Faithful, and strong.
Angel: *Shouting at Fluttershy* hola Fluttershy, tu smell like shit!!!!!
Twilight: Man, there's a lot of faggots in this town.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar. Despite everything, tu are my best friends.
My Little Pornstar: Friendship Is For Faggots
Episode 9: Swarm Of The WHO GIVES A FUCK?!!?!
Fluttershy: *Runs into Sugarcube Corner, and sees Twilight & Pinkie Pie* hola tu two, guess-
Twilight: Nigga, shut da fuq up. I gotta make plans to have Pornstarville look nice for Celestia's arrival.
Pinkie Pie: But it already looks nice.
Twilight: Nigga, fuck you. Yer just a lazy culo bitch.
Fluttershy: But I found something really cool I think tu guys will like.
Twilight: Fine. What is it?
Fluttershy: *Shows the parasprite*
Pinkie Pie: Scheiße! *Grabs an MP40, and shoots the Parasprite*
Fluttershy: *Cries* tu killed it.
Twilight: Man, I wanted to kill it!
Pinkie Pie: I'll let tu get the siguiente one.
Twilight: Fluttershy, do tu know wut dat was?
Fluttershy: A cute little bug!
Twilight: Naw man, it was a parasprite.
Pinkie Pie: Those things multiply, and eat everything. They could destroy this city.
Twilight: Alright man, I'm gonna go check on Rarity. *Leaves*
At Rarity's, the white unicorn was torturing arco iris Dash with old clothing from the 18th century.
arco iris Dash: Rarity, you're making it too tight!
Rarity: Then hold still!
arco iris Dash: I don't want to wear this!
Rarity: Do tu want to look nice for Celestia, o not?
arco iris Dash: Well, thanks to you, I look the complete opposite of nice!
Twilight: *Arrives* hola man, I saw Fluttershy with a- *Spots arco iris Dash in the crappy clothing* Dude, wut da fuq have tu done to Dash?!
Rarity: I gave her clothing.
Twilight: I can see that. Why is she wearing dat shit?
Rarity: To look nice.
Twilight: Well thanks to you, she looks hideous.
Rarity: *Offended* I don't have to put up with this. *Goes into a different room, grabs a dildo, and masturbates*
Twilight: *Takes the clothes off arco iris Dash with her magic*
arco iris Dash: Did tu say Fluttershy had something?
Twilight: Oh yeah, she found a parasprite.
arco iris Dash: Uh oh.
Twilight: If she found one of them, chances are, más of them could be in this area.
arco iris Dash: Let's get them.
At Sugarcube Corner, the streets were deserted, except for several parked cars.
Pinkie Pie: *On parte superior, arriba of Sugarcube Corner with an MG42. She is surrounded por sand bags*
Twilight: *Looks at the street, and sees fifty parasprites*
arco iris Dash, Applejack, and Rarity were downstairs carrying Tommyguns.
Twilight: Alright mah niggas. These parasprites will eat anything, and I mean anything. We must stop them immediately.
Parasprite: *Eating a car*
Pinkie Pie: Holy shit!! It just ate a brand new Thunderbird!
Twilight: Man, good thing it wasn't my car. *Sees a parasprite eating her car* FUUUCKK!! When I get back to my house, I'm gonna stab Spike in the culo with a knife!! *Shoots the parasprites with her shotgun*
arco iris Dash: *Shooting Parasprites*
Parasprites: *Eating the bullets, and multiplying*
Applejack: They're eatin our bullets.
Twilight: Like I dicho man, they'll eat anything, and multiply.
Pinkie Pie: *Uses her MG42 to kill the parasprites*
Twilight: Nigga, how many of those pistolas do tu have?
Pinkie Pie: They are not for sale. *Kills más parasprites*
The bullets were going too fast for the parasprites to eat. They all got killed in a matter of seconds.
Twilight: Holy shit, dat was fun.
Applejack: But won't Celestia get angry when she sees that this calle is covered in blood?
Twilight: *Sees the big pool of blood from the dead parasprites* Fuck it man. She won't notice.
Ending theme: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. *Waiting for the instrumental part of the song to end* My Rittre Pornstar, friend.
The End
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see.
Song (Start at 3:14): link
Kevin: *Walks into the center of a white background* Who are you, and what are tu doing here?! *Laughing* Got you, didn't I? You're here for Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories, aren't you? Well, two things. One, this is the wrong club. It's on SeanTheHedgehog's, Eula2003's, and WindWakerGuy430's personal clubs. Second, it's not Saturday yet. That's going to be the día after tomorrow. We're going to have new shows joining our lineup, and that's a good thing. Variety is the key to success, and tu can definitely wait for success.
Kevin: What-what? Don't...
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Kevin: *Walks into the center of a white background* Who are you, and what are tu doing here?! *Laughing* Got you, didn't I? You're here for Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories, aren't you? Well, two things. One, this is the wrong club. It's on SeanTheHedgehog's, Eula2003's, and WindWakerGuy430's personal clubs. Second, it's not Saturday yet. That's going to be the día after tomorrow. We're going to have new shows joining our lineup, and that's a good thing. Variety is the key to success, and tu can definitely wait for success.
Kevin: What-what? Don't...
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Fillydelphia, 1992
Case galleta is driving out of Fillydelphia with his marefriend, Sprocket.
Case Cracker: *Going over 90 miles an hour*
Sprocket: I still don't understand what's going on!
Case Cracker: I've been working for this poni, pony named Michael, but he was just using me, and wants me dead!
Sprocket: *Looks behind her* Is that why there are two sedans following us?
Case Cracker: *Looks in the mirror* Shit, that's them. Get my pistolas from the guante compartment.
Sprocket: *Grabs two Beretta...
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!
SeanTheHedgehog & Izfankirby present
Grand Theft Ponies
San Franciscolt, December 1988
The fanfic begins with Gordon, and Case galleta at Gordon's house. They are watching a football game. The Eagles are beating the Giants 21-10
Gordon: I always told tu that the Giants sucked.
Case Cracker: Calm down, halftime just ended. They've had some bad luck is all.
Gordon: No kidding. They'll never win a game.
Suddenly, the phone rings.
Gordon: Ah good. Commercials, and a call. *picks up phone* Hello?
Jim: hola Gordon, it's Jim. Get Case...
Sick design, "okay" character
#1: TREVOR PHILLIPS:
Of coarse he had to be number 1.
We all amor Trevor, but we amor him BECAUSE he is a cold, untamed, unhinged, dark, sociopathic, unpredictable, ruthless and psychopathic crime lord.
He does everything in an awful and relentless manner, (much different from Michael). Although Trevor is this kind of person, he is also honest about it and will never mostrar hypocrisy and he will also have his own charm along with his own principals (his principals being different from Michael's).
Trevor is considered to be the most violent and the most chaotic character ever created in the...
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Of coarse he had to be number 1.
We all amor Trevor, but we amor him BECAUSE he is a cold, untamed, unhinged, dark, sociopathic, unpredictable, ruthless and psychopathic crime lord.
He does everything in an awful and relentless manner, (much different from Michael). Although Trevor is this kind of person, he is also honest about it and will never mostrar hypocrisy and he will also have his own charm along with his own principals (his principals being different from Michael's).
Trevor is considered to be the most violent and the most chaotic character ever created in the...
According to Cinema Snob this movie use to be called
"Rape and revenge"
Really gives away the ending, doesn't it?
This movie is banned in my own country.
And for good reason.
Any SANE person would be left with this reaction.
You know.. The same one from Cannibal Halocoast.. o the Twilight movies.
The film is noted for its controversial depiction of graphic violence, nudity, obscene language, and lengthy depictions of gang rape which take up 30 minutos of the film's runtime.
Yeah.. Who wants to spent 30 minutos watching some poor woman getting assaulted por hillbillies simply cause she has tits...
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"Rape and revenge"
Really gives away the ending, doesn't it?
This movie is banned in my own country.
And for good reason.
Any SANE person would be left with this reaction.
You know.. The same one from Cannibal Halocoast.. o the Twilight movies.
The film is noted for its controversial depiction of graphic violence, nudity, obscene language, and lengthy depictions of gang rape which take up 30 minutos of the film's runtime.
Yeah.. Who wants to spent 30 minutos watching some poor woman getting assaulted por hillbillies simply cause she has tits...
