#1:
Trevor Philips: (insulting misceláneo citizen) tu look like tu struggle with simple tasks.
#2:
Trevor Philips: [intentionally running into somebody] Oh, por the way, that's entirely your fault.
#3:
Trevor Philips: tu make me want a lobotomy!
#4:
Trevor Philips: I know why they call'em handlers, 'cause they handle like a dream.
Floyd Herbert: This ain't a toy, sir. It's heavy machinery.
Trevor Philips: Thank fuck I'm high as a kite.
Floyd Herbert: tu should not be operating this vehicle while under the influence.
Trevor Philips: I'll operate tu under the influence if you're not careful.
#5:
Nervous Ron Jakowski: tu see, my buddy, my friend, my mentor and my new life... We'll just call him Philip. Philip Trevors. Yes, his name's Philip. When my friend Trevor, uhh, my friend Philip... he's such a guy, a man. I really wanna get him on my mostrar but man, he doesn't want to. Even left his message.
Trevor Philips: Ron. Ron, tu there? tu better not put me on your mostrar tu fucking prick o I will drink the blood from your still pumping veins!
#6:
Wade Herbert: That's cool. What was the troll's name?
Trevor Philips: Mike... Michele.
Wade Herbert: A lady troll?
Trevor Philips: He had TITS like one, but no, he was a boy.
#7:
Trevor Philips: I asked for a fair day's pay for a fair day's work. Well, he kinda got a little angry. So, I admit, I kinda got a little angry too.
Michael De Santa: Did tu kill him?
Trevor Philips: What kinda fucking animal do tu take me for? No, I didn't kill him!
[Michael sighs with relief]
Trevor Philips: But I DID kidnap his wife!
#8:
Trevor Philips: [hitting another car] tu wanna end up in the el maletero, tronco of this thing?
#9:
Trevor Philips: [hitting another car] This car is going to be parked outside YOUR house.
#10:
Trevor Phillips: THE O'NEIL BROTHERS HUH!?... Are tu shitting me!?... Cause a little birdy told me they have a bit of a problem... Cause one of them is gonna have to be surgically FROM THE SKULL OF THE OTHE! FUCK tu GUYS! AND FUCK THEM!!
#11:
Wade Herbert: There's two Michael Townleys living in LS. One is 83 and the other is in kindergarten. I asked the teacher to put him on the phone just to be safe. She threatened to call the cops. I ain't no molester, Trevor.
Trevor Philips: Shut up before I molest you, alright.
#12:
Trevor Philips: Now go. I need to meditate. o masturbate. o both.
#13:
Trevor: I'll oscilación por and sign the contacts.. Just ignore the bodies.
#14:
Trevor: I can be myself out here. Bullying, reckless, totally selfish. Do the things that make me, me.
#15:
Michael: Yeah well… I got in a bit of an awkward situation
Trevor: You’re telling me, bro... One of those fake your own death to your best buddy, run off with the dough, and live in a big mansion awkward situation.
#16:
Lazlow: I didn’t mean anything por it, c’mon
Trevor: Yeah, well that little girl sat on my lap when she was two years old and I swore to god that I would rip the fucking skin off of anyone who FUCKIN WRONGED HER!!
#17:
Trevor: Why? Oh why? Do tu exist!?
#18:
Trevor: (greets Ron) Your a creepy, paranoid, poor excuse for a man.
#19:
Trevor: (being chased por cops) Hey, it was an accident! His head just came off, i had nothing to do with it!
#20:
Trevor: (shooting army men) The MOOSE really IS loose, NOWW!!
Trevor Philips: (insulting misceláneo citizen) tu look like tu struggle with simple tasks.
#2:
Trevor Philips: [intentionally running into somebody] Oh, por the way, that's entirely your fault.
#3:
Trevor Philips: tu make me want a lobotomy!
#4:
Trevor Philips: I know why they call'em handlers, 'cause they handle like a dream.
Floyd Herbert: This ain't a toy, sir. It's heavy machinery.
Trevor Philips: Thank fuck I'm high as a kite.
Floyd Herbert: tu should not be operating this vehicle while under the influence.
Trevor Philips: I'll operate tu under the influence if you're not careful.
#5:
Nervous Ron Jakowski: tu see, my buddy, my friend, my mentor and my new life... We'll just call him Philip. Philip Trevors. Yes, his name's Philip. When my friend Trevor, uhh, my friend Philip... he's such a guy, a man. I really wanna get him on my mostrar but man, he doesn't want to. Even left his message.
Trevor Philips: Ron. Ron, tu there? tu better not put me on your mostrar tu fucking prick o I will drink the blood from your still pumping veins!
#6:
Wade Herbert: That's cool. What was the troll's name?
Trevor Philips: Mike... Michele.
Wade Herbert: A lady troll?
Trevor Philips: He had TITS like one, but no, he was a boy.
#7:
Trevor Philips: I asked for a fair day's pay for a fair day's work. Well, he kinda got a little angry. So, I admit, I kinda got a little angry too.
Michael De Santa: Did tu kill him?
Trevor Philips: What kinda fucking animal do tu take me for? No, I didn't kill him!
[Michael sighs with relief]
Trevor Philips: But I DID kidnap his wife!
#8:
Trevor Philips: [hitting another car] tu wanna end up in the el maletero, tronco of this thing?
#9:
Trevor Philips: [hitting another car] This car is going to be parked outside YOUR house.
#10:
Trevor Phillips: THE O'NEIL BROTHERS HUH!?... Are tu shitting me!?... Cause a little birdy told me they have a bit of a problem... Cause one of them is gonna have to be surgically FROM THE SKULL OF THE OTHE! FUCK tu GUYS! AND FUCK THEM!!
#11:
Wade Herbert: There's two Michael Townleys living in LS. One is 83 and the other is in kindergarten. I asked the teacher to put him on the phone just to be safe. She threatened to call the cops. I ain't no molester, Trevor.
Trevor Philips: Shut up before I molest you, alright.
#12:
Trevor Philips: Now go. I need to meditate. o masturbate. o both.
#13:
Trevor: I'll oscilación por and sign the contacts.. Just ignore the bodies.
#14:
Trevor: I can be myself out here. Bullying, reckless, totally selfish. Do the things that make me, me.
#15:
Michael: Yeah well… I got in a bit of an awkward situation
Trevor: You’re telling me, bro... One of those fake your own death to your best buddy, run off with the dough, and live in a big mansion awkward situation.
#16:
Lazlow: I didn’t mean anything por it, c’mon
Trevor: Yeah, well that little girl sat on my lap when she was two years old and I swore to god that I would rip the fucking skin off of anyone who FUCKIN WRONGED HER!!
#17:
Trevor: Why? Oh why? Do tu exist!?
#18:
Trevor: (greets Ron) Your a creepy, paranoid, poor excuse for a man.
#19:
Trevor: (being chased por cops) Hey, it was an accident! His head just came off, i had nothing to do with it!
#20:
Trevor: (shooting army men) The MOOSE really IS loose, NOWW!!
Mr Nightmare is my new favourite youtuber...
It's scary content.. But it's also true things (except the creepy pastas, pasta readings)..
Most of these things are important to know in some way o another.. Know how to avoid such situations, and that tu should NEVER take safety procautions as a joke.. o even just, knowing how terrible the world is. And how lucky we are to have such good family's, who never sell us for drugs.. o have friends that don't try to kill us (literary).
At least that's how I see it..
It's scary content.. But it's also true things (except the creepy pastas, pasta readings)..
Most of these things are important to know in some way o another.. Know how to avoid such situations, and that tu should NEVER take safety procautions as a joke.. o even just, knowing how terrible the world is. And how lucky we are to have such good family's, who never sell us for drugs.. o have friends that don't try to kill us (literary).
At least that's how I see it..