#1:
West: It can give the most ordinary of intelligences a remarkable insight.
John: I'll give tu insight -- I'll mostrar tu what your guts look like.
#2:
French: Ya, keep on talking there, Irish! In about 15 más segundos your whole world's gonna turn black!
(John Marston walks into the barn)
John: What's up, boys?
(Welsh and French let go of Irish and turn to face John)
Welsh: Fuck off, boyo. This don't concern you!
John: When a man with a sing-song voice tells me to fuck off, it always concerns me, boyo.
French: Look here, this paddy bastard estola our gun. Tried to steal our horses. Law is clear on the matter.
Irish: I never estola nothing, sir. Never did. Not in all me life! That French cunt! He's playing with the Welshman's tiny and ineffective mind!
French: Hush your mouth!
John: Anyway, y'all got caballos now. No one needs to die. Leave him be.
Welsh: Who do tu think tu are, boyo? The bloody cavalry?
John: Your voice is really starting to get on my nerves, boyo.
Welsh: And you're gettin' on my nerves!
French: Yeah!
(Welsh and French assault John, and are quickly killed)
#3:
De Santa: Something doesn't feel right.
John: Maybe tu just need to take a piss o something.
#4:
Bonnie: Thank you, Mr. Marston. I feel a lot happier someone's along with me.
John: I feel a lot happier now I got a rifle.
#5:
Johnson: Settle down there Jonah.
John: Listen to your boss Jonah, there's a good boy. Otherwise I'll put a hole in your hillbilly head and watch your tiny brain drain out.
#6:
John: How very interesting. Look, tu thought any más about our plan?
West: Ah, your plan, dear boy, your plan. I am merely the help, not mercifully the arbiter of wisdom.
John: What tu are, dear boy, is a man whose life I've saved twice now. A man who sells lies and deceit to unwitting people. A man who if he doesn't help me, I won't think twice about putting a bullet through his skull, feeding to the vultures myself!
#7:
Seth: Finally! Months of searching! I'm gonna be rich beyond my wildest dreams!
John: Maybe then tu can take a bath.
#8:
John: That ain't fair.
Abigail: What is fair?
john: Well, some trees flourish, others die. Some cattle grow strong, others are taken por wolves. Some men are born rich enough and dumb enough to enjoy their lives. Ain't nothing fair. tu know that.
#9:
Uncle: I did...I did my best. Thing is, there was too many of 'em... I thought tu was dead... I wasn't drinking...
John: Hold your excuses until you've figured out which one to use.
#10:
Bonnie: How are tu feeling, Mrs. Marston? From what your husband told me, it must have been awful for you.
Abigail: I've been through worse. And I knew he'd be back before too long. He can't cook a meal to save his life.
John: (sarcastically) Abigail, in my darkest hours, when I was most homesick, just the thought of one of your rata meat stews kept me pushing forward.
West: It can give the most ordinary of intelligences a remarkable insight.
John: I'll give tu insight -- I'll mostrar tu what your guts look like.
#2:
French: Ya, keep on talking there, Irish! In about 15 más segundos your whole world's gonna turn black!
(John Marston walks into the barn)
John: What's up, boys?
(Welsh and French let go of Irish and turn to face John)
Welsh: Fuck off, boyo. This don't concern you!
John: When a man with a sing-song voice tells me to fuck off, it always concerns me, boyo.
French: Look here, this paddy bastard estola our gun. Tried to steal our horses. Law is clear on the matter.
Irish: I never estola nothing, sir. Never did. Not in all me life! That French cunt! He's playing with the Welshman's tiny and ineffective mind!
French: Hush your mouth!
John: Anyway, y'all got caballos now. No one needs to die. Leave him be.
Welsh: Who do tu think tu are, boyo? The bloody cavalry?
John: Your voice is really starting to get on my nerves, boyo.
Welsh: And you're gettin' on my nerves!
French: Yeah!
(Welsh and French assault John, and are quickly killed)
#3:
De Santa: Something doesn't feel right.
John: Maybe tu just need to take a piss o something.
#4:
Bonnie: Thank you, Mr. Marston. I feel a lot happier someone's along with me.
John: I feel a lot happier now I got a rifle.
#5:
Johnson: Settle down there Jonah.
John: Listen to your boss Jonah, there's a good boy. Otherwise I'll put a hole in your hillbilly head and watch your tiny brain drain out.
#6:
John: How very interesting. Look, tu thought any más about our plan?
West: Ah, your plan, dear boy, your plan. I am merely the help, not mercifully the arbiter of wisdom.
John: What tu are, dear boy, is a man whose life I've saved twice now. A man who sells lies and deceit to unwitting people. A man who if he doesn't help me, I won't think twice about putting a bullet through his skull, feeding to the vultures myself!
#7:
Seth: Finally! Months of searching! I'm gonna be rich beyond my wildest dreams!
John: Maybe then tu can take a bath.
#8:
John: That ain't fair.
Abigail: What is fair?
john: Well, some trees flourish, others die. Some cattle grow strong, others are taken por wolves. Some men are born rich enough and dumb enough to enjoy their lives. Ain't nothing fair. tu know that.
#9:
Uncle: I did...I did my best. Thing is, there was too many of 'em... I thought tu was dead... I wasn't drinking...
John: Hold your excuses until you've figured out which one to use.
#10:
Bonnie: How are tu feeling, Mrs. Marston? From what your husband told me, it must have been awful for you.
Abigail: I've been through worse. And I knew he'd be back before too long. He can't cook a meal to save his life.
John: (sarcastically) Abigail, in my darkest hours, when I was most homesick, just the thought of one of your rata meat stews kept me pushing forward.
As much as I amor grand 5.
It isn't very serious.
It's much más comedic than grand theft auto 4.
In fact.
Grand theft auto 4 is pretty "deep" game.
Niko is a war veteran.
And his whole life he was searching for the man whole betrayed and killed his war unit.
When he finally finds him, tu have the choice of killing him o letting him live.
Either way.
Niko learns the same lesson.
"revenge salves nothing".
Killing Darko leaves Niko to realize.
It didn't salve anything.
And letting him live, is arguably better.
As Darko is "already dead".
It's hear Niko learns Roman was right all the times he told Niko about learning to forgive.
And if tu choose to finally start forgiving people (by not killing Dimitri) it leads to the death of the very person who wanted tu to do this.
Even if tu kill Dimitri, it again leads to the death of the very person that told tu to do this.
That's pretty deep man! :(
It isn't very serious.
It's much más comedic than grand theft auto 4.
In fact.
Grand theft auto 4 is pretty "deep" game.
Niko is a war veteran.
And his whole life he was searching for the man whole betrayed and killed his war unit.
When he finally finds him, tu have the choice of killing him o letting him live.
Either way.
Niko learns the same lesson.
"revenge salves nothing".
Killing Darko leaves Niko to realize.
It didn't salve anything.
And letting him live, is arguably better.
As Darko is "already dead".
It's hear Niko learns Roman was right all the times he told Niko about learning to forgive.
And if tu choose to finally start forgiving people (by not killing Dimitri) it leads to the death of the very person who wanted tu to do this.
Even if tu kill Dimitri, it again leads to the death of the very person that told tu to do this.
That's pretty deep man! :(
I know dicho this about him last time..
But unlike Delacourt who actually believes she's doing the right thing in a lot of ways.
Kruger is a murderer, a torturer, rapist, sadist, just about ANY bad thing tu can imagine.
And after betraying and murdering Delacourt he tries becoming president of Elysium., who knows what would happened.. But I can imagine it involving. the purge being a every día assurance..
As I dicho before.
His death involves being thrown off an edge and blown por his own grenade...
But unlike Delacourt who actually believes she's doing the right thing in a lot of ways.
Kruger is a murderer, a torturer, rapist, sadist, just about ANY bad thing tu can imagine.
And after betraying and murdering Delacourt he tries becoming president of Elysium., who knows what would happened.. But I can imagine it involving. the purge being a every día assurance..
As I dicho before.
His death involves being thrown off an edge and blown por his own grenade...
#1: IMRAN ZAKHAEV:
Soap got "lucky".
I mean if Imran can survive his arm getting blown off. Then Soap missing his head and hitting his shoulder would be like a mosquito bite to this guy.
Plus, if the player hesitates at all, he DOSEN'T, and your dead before tu even can react..
#2: NIKITA DRAGOVICH:
Nikita is beaten, and both strangled AND drowned at the same time.
That couldn't of been "pain free"..
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Soap got "lucky".
I mean if Imran can survive his arm getting blown off. Then Soap missing his head and hitting his shoulder would be like a mosquito bite to this guy.
Plus, if the player hesitates at all, he DOSEN'T, and your dead before tu even can react..
#2: NIKITA DRAGOVICH:
Nikita is beaten, and both strangled AND drowned at the same time.
That couldn't of been "pain free"..
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#1:
I'm going to take a pillowcase and fill it full of bars of soap and beat the shit out of you!
#2:
tu better not go to sleep, cause as soon as your eyes shut I'm gonna puñetazo, ponche tu square in the face.
#3:
I really regret opening my mouth and talking to you.
#4:
If tu don't chew red Big.. Than fuck you!
#5:
tu don't understand. tu don't understand because tu don't understand liberty. tu don't understand freedom. So tu put a crack in my arm like the crack in the Liberty Bell! tu hear me?
#6:
BLUE YOUR MY BOOOOYY!!
#7:
tu tell anyone about this and I'll fucking kill you. I'm kidding, I'm kidding, we'll have him inicial por tonight. Okay, sweetie.
#8:
SOMEBODY HIT SOMEBODY!!
#9:
If tu have a small child, use it as a shield!
#10:
YES!! EVERYONE CAN EAT SHIT! A BIG BAG OF SHIT!.. I AM THE GREATEST MAN! IN THE WORLD!!
I'm going to take a pillowcase and fill it full of bars of soap and beat the shit out of you!
#2:
tu better not go to sleep, cause as soon as your eyes shut I'm gonna puñetazo, ponche tu square in the face.
#3:
I really regret opening my mouth and talking to you.
#4:
If tu don't chew red Big.. Than fuck you!
#5:
tu don't understand. tu don't understand because tu don't understand liberty. tu don't understand freedom. So tu put a crack in my arm like the crack in the Liberty Bell! tu hear me?
#6:
BLUE YOUR MY BOOOOYY!!
#7:
tu tell anyone about this and I'll fucking kill you. I'm kidding, I'm kidding, we'll have him inicial por tonight. Okay, sweetie.
#8:
SOMEBODY HIT SOMEBODY!!
#9:
If tu have a small child, use it as a shield!
#10:
YES!! EVERYONE CAN EAT SHIT! A BIG BAG OF SHIT!.. I AM THE GREATEST MAN! IN THE WORLD!!
Song: link
Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..
Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - arco iris Dash
Edward Richtofen from Call Of Duty: Black Ops - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland mostrar - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack
Now, let's begin with the intro
Theme song: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight:...
EPISODE 1:
Man: (Cleaning a red Bodhi truck, witch is Trever's tradition car in the game).
Trevor: (comes in, wearing his traditional white t-shirt and sweatpants) Hey. Nice car man.
Man: Jee. Thanks mister..
Trevor: Say. Wanna see something, (gives the man a misceláneo magazine).
Man: (camera zoomed up on him) What am I supposed to do with this!?
Trevor: (shown in the car when the camera zoomed back out) It's supposed to distract tu as I steal your car.
Audience: (laughs and claps),
Man: (angrily) Hey!
Trevor: (driving off) tu just been T-Jacked, bitch!
Audience: (cheers at this)
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