#1:
West: It can give the most ordinary of intelligences a remarkable insight.
John: I'll give tu insight -- I'll mostrar tu what your guts look like.
#2:
French: Ya, keep on talking there, Irish! In about 15 más segundos your whole world's gonna turn black!
(John Marston walks into the barn)
John: What's up, boys?
(Welsh and French let go of Irish and turn to face John)
Welsh: Fuck off, boyo. This don't concern you!
John: When a man with a sing-song voice tells me to fuck off, it always concerns me, boyo.
French: Look here, this paddy bastard estola our gun. Tried to steal our horses. Law is clear on the matter.
Irish: I never estola nothing, sir. Never did. Not in all me life! That French cunt! He's playing with the Welshman's tiny and ineffective mind!
French: Hush your mouth!
John: Anyway, y'all got caballos now. No one needs to die. Leave him be.
Welsh: Who do tu think tu are, boyo? The bloody cavalry?
John: Your voice is really starting to get on my nerves, boyo.
Welsh: And you're gettin' on my nerves!
French: Yeah!
(Welsh and French assault John, and are quickly killed)
#3:
De Santa: Something doesn't feel right.
John: Maybe tu just need to take a piss o something.
#4:
Bonnie: Thank you, Mr. Marston. I feel a lot happier someone's along with me.
John: I feel a lot happier now I got a rifle.
#5:
Johnson: Settle down there Jonah.
John: Listen to your boss Jonah, there's a good boy. Otherwise I'll put a hole in your hillbilly head and watch your tiny brain drain out.
#6:
John: How very interesting. Look, tu thought any más about our plan?
West: Ah, your plan, dear boy, your plan. I am merely the help, not mercifully the arbiter of wisdom.
John: What tu are, dear boy, is a man whose life I've saved twice now. A man who sells lies and deceit to unwitting people. A man who if he doesn't help me, I won't think twice about putting a bullet through his skull, feeding to the vultures myself!
#7:
Seth: Finally! Months of searching! I'm gonna be rich beyond my wildest dreams!
John: Maybe then tu can take a bath.
#8:
John: That ain't fair.
Abigail: What is fair?
john: Well, some trees flourish, others die. Some cattle grow strong, others are taken por wolves. Some men are born rich enough and dumb enough to enjoy their lives. Ain't nothing fair. tu know that.
#9:
Uncle: I did...I did my best. Thing is, there was too many of 'em... I thought tu was dead... I wasn't drinking...
John: Hold your excuses until you've figured out which one to use.
#10:
Bonnie: How are tu feeling, Mrs. Marston? From what your husband told me, it must have been awful for you.
Abigail: I've been through worse. And I knew he'd be back before too long. He can't cook a meal to save his life.
John: (sarcastically) Abigail, in my darkest hours, when I was most homesick, just the thought of one of your rata meat stews kept me pushing forward.
West: It can give the most ordinary of intelligences a remarkable insight.
John: I'll give tu insight -- I'll mostrar tu what your guts look like.
#2:
French: Ya, keep on talking there, Irish! In about 15 más segundos your whole world's gonna turn black!
(John Marston walks into the barn)
John: What's up, boys?
(Welsh and French let go of Irish and turn to face John)
Welsh: Fuck off, boyo. This don't concern you!
John: When a man with a sing-song voice tells me to fuck off, it always concerns me, boyo.
French: Look here, this paddy bastard estola our gun. Tried to steal our horses. Law is clear on the matter.
Irish: I never estola nothing, sir. Never did. Not in all me life! That French cunt! He's playing with the Welshman's tiny and ineffective mind!
French: Hush your mouth!
John: Anyway, y'all got caballos now. No one needs to die. Leave him be.
Welsh: Who do tu think tu are, boyo? The bloody cavalry?
John: Your voice is really starting to get on my nerves, boyo.
Welsh: And you're gettin' on my nerves!
French: Yeah!
(Welsh and French assault John, and are quickly killed)
#3:
De Santa: Something doesn't feel right.
John: Maybe tu just need to take a piss o something.
#4:
Bonnie: Thank you, Mr. Marston. I feel a lot happier someone's along with me.
John: I feel a lot happier now I got a rifle.
#5:
Johnson: Settle down there Jonah.
John: Listen to your boss Jonah, there's a good boy. Otherwise I'll put a hole in your hillbilly head and watch your tiny brain drain out.
#6:
John: How very interesting. Look, tu thought any más about our plan?
West: Ah, your plan, dear boy, your plan. I am merely the help, not mercifully the arbiter of wisdom.
John: What tu are, dear boy, is a man whose life I've saved twice now. A man who sells lies and deceit to unwitting people. A man who if he doesn't help me, I won't think twice about putting a bullet through his skull, feeding to the vultures myself!
#7:
Seth: Finally! Months of searching! I'm gonna be rich beyond my wildest dreams!
John: Maybe then tu can take a bath.
#8:
John: That ain't fair.
Abigail: What is fair?
john: Well, some trees flourish, others die. Some cattle grow strong, others are taken por wolves. Some men are born rich enough and dumb enough to enjoy their lives. Ain't nothing fair. tu know that.
#9:
Uncle: I did...I did my best. Thing is, there was too many of 'em... I thought tu was dead... I wasn't drinking...
John: Hold your excuses until you've figured out which one to use.
#10:
Bonnie: How are tu feeling, Mrs. Marston? From what your husband told me, it must have been awful for you.
Abigail: I've been through worse. And I knew he'd be back before too long. He can't cook a meal to save his life.
John: (sarcastically) Abigail, in my darkest hours, when I was most homesick, just the thought of one of your rata meat stews kept me pushing forward.
#1:
Tell him ALL blonde girls are idiots..
#2:
Tell him a girl is "out of his league"..
#3:
Put on Country Music..
#4:
Put on ANY teen sitcom other than Sweet life of Zack and Cody, o pato, drake and Josh. Heck. Even icarly isn't too bad..
#5:
Convince him into giving a fuck about politics..
#6:
Steal his X-Box..
#7:
Make him watch PowerPuff Girls..
#8:
Remind him that he has no life outside of Fanpop..
#9:
Remind him that GTA 5 STILL doesn't friggin work, and I'm stuck with the 4 games..
#10:
Talk shit about his videos (just kidding)..
Tell him ALL blonde girls are idiots..
#2:
Tell him a girl is "out of his league"..
#3:
Put on Country Music..
#4:
Put on ANY teen sitcom other than Sweet life of Zack and Cody, o pato, drake and Josh. Heck. Even icarly isn't too bad..
#5:
Convince him into giving a fuck about politics..
#6:
Steal his X-Box..
#7:
Make him watch PowerPuff Girls..
#8:
Remind him that he has no life outside of Fanpop..
#9:
Remind him that GTA 5 STILL doesn't friggin work, and I'm stuck with the 4 games..
#10:
Talk shit about his videos (just kidding)..
#1: REMAIN CALM AND NO SUDDEN MOVEMENTS:
The tiburón may not be planning to attack you.. So don't give the animal any reason to feel threatened. Don't try to out swim away either, unless you're already very close to shore. Sharks can swim 5 times faster than the average human, and this is the most popular mistake that people make. mover slowly toward the apuntalar, costa o a boat; choose whichever is closest. Don't thrash your arms o kick o splash while tu swim..
#2: KEEP YOUR EYE ON IT:
And never block the shark's path. If you're standing between the tiburón and the open ocean, mover away, o else the tiburón will feel threatened..
#3: AIM FOR THE EYES:
If the tiburón DOSE attack, tu still need to stay calm. I know this is easier dicho than done. But. tu need to remember one thing.. The eyes and gills are sensitive to shark, attacking these spots will harm the Shark, and it will back off..
The tiburón may not be planning to attack you.. So don't give the animal any reason to feel threatened. Don't try to out swim away either, unless you're already very close to shore. Sharks can swim 5 times faster than the average human, and this is the most popular mistake that people make. mover slowly toward the apuntalar, costa o a boat; choose whichever is closest. Don't thrash your arms o kick o splash while tu swim..
#2: KEEP YOUR EYE ON IT:
And never block the shark's path. If you're standing between the tiburón and the open ocean, mover away, o else the tiburón will feel threatened..
#3: AIM FOR THE EYES:
If the tiburón DOSE attack, tu still need to stay calm. I know this is easier dicho than done. But. tu need to remember one thing.. The eyes and gills are sensitive to shark, attacking these spots will harm the Shark, and it will back off..
#5: MADONNA:
Not much to say..
#4: MILEY CYRUS:
I never liked her myself.
But did "respect" her once..
But it's fair to say.
She lost that privilege..
#3: LADY GAGA:
Se probably still is, I don't know.. It's been many many years since I cared about Lady Gaga.
But her song Just Dance was once a token of my childhood, so I should at least mention her under this list..
Putting her as MAYBE still hot, but who hell could tell under all that max up and bizarre hair styles.
At least with Katy Perry tu can tell she's still pretty hot, even under all those stupid outfits and shit..
#2: LINDSEY LOHAN:
A perfectv example of how once innocent people can become FUCKED UP..
#1: BRITTNEY SPEARS:
She use too be so friggin hot,
WHAT HAPPENED!?
No wait..
We KNOW what happened.
She went bold.
And took too many drugs.
Nobody cares about her anymore.
Though at least her voice is still pretty.
Unless the grand theft auto song was written BEFORE her rampage..
Not much to say..
#4: MILEY CYRUS:
I never liked her myself.
But did "respect" her once..
But it's fair to say.
She lost that privilege..
#3: LADY GAGA:
Se probably still is, I don't know.. It's been many many years since I cared about Lady Gaga.
But her song Just Dance was once a token of my childhood, so I should at least mention her under this list..
Putting her as MAYBE still hot, but who hell could tell under all that max up and bizarre hair styles.
At least with Katy Perry tu can tell she's still pretty hot, even under all those stupid outfits and shit..
#2: LINDSEY LOHAN:
A perfectv example of how once innocent people can become FUCKED UP..
#1: BRITTNEY SPEARS:
She use too be so friggin hot,
WHAT HAPPENED!?
No wait..
We KNOW what happened.
She went bold.
And took too many drugs.
Nobody cares about her anymore.
Though at least her voice is still pretty.
Unless the grand theft auto song was written BEFORE her rampage..