1:
QUESTION: How do tu hide a boner?
ANSWER: tu get a girl to hide it in
2:
QUESTION: Is lion king based on a true story?
ANSWER: Yes cause I know LOTS of talking lions
3:
QUESTION: Is is normal to be in amor with your dog?
ANSWER: tu need to see a therapist
4:
QUESTION: What's a fun site for 13 año old girls?
ANSWER: Redtube..
(redtube is porn site.. don't ask me how I know that)
5:
QUESTION: How did the cow milking routine get started?
ANSWER: I'm guessing there was a cow molester..
6:
QUESTION: How do I know I'm really my kid's mother?
ANSWER: Lord help this woman
7:
QUESTION: How do I become sarcastic?
ANSWER: I'm the queen of sarcasm. It's a gift. tu can't just suddenly become sarcastic.
8:
QESTION: What's another word for being wrong?
ANSWER: Woman
9:
QUESTION: My bro hasn't had his period yet.
ANSWER: Yeah, it takes longer for boys
10:
QUESTION: My house is on fire, what do I do?
ANSWER: tu get off the fuckin computer!
11:
QUESTION: How do tu registrarse Facebook.
ANSWER: Your not allowed to do this. get off the computer please.
12:
QUESTION: Is evolution true? Why hasn't my dog become an elephant?
ANSWER: Because he's not a pokeymon
13:
QUESTION: Can tu get pregnant from watching porn?
ANSWER: Not if tu put condoms on your eyes
14:
QUESTION: How do I become a Justin Bieber fan
ANSWER: tu take a large blow to the head. Maybe jump off a cliff as a start.
15:
QUESTION: What happens to people burn on February?
ANSWER: They get locked up in an asylum.
16:
QUESTION: Every time I drink alcohol I feel sad.
ANSWER: tu aren't drinking enough of it.
17:
QUESTION: I was having sex with my sister and got a cramp in my leg.
ANSWER: tu HAD SEX WITH YOUR SISTER!?
18:
QUESTION: Why dose South Park make fun of Canada?
ANSWER: Because they truly believe we are hillbillies living in igloos and all that..
19:
QUESTION: Why are bebés ugly at first?ANSWER: How about tu stay underwater 9-10 days, and squeeze though a straw, and see how tu look.
20:
QUESTION: Why is Korn so awesome?
ANSWER: Cause Chuck Norris materbates to their songs
QUESTION: How do tu hide a boner?
ANSWER: tu get a girl to hide it in
2:
QUESTION: Is lion king based on a true story?
ANSWER: Yes cause I know LOTS of talking lions
3:
QUESTION: Is is normal to be in amor with your dog?
ANSWER: tu need to see a therapist
4:
QUESTION: What's a fun site for 13 año old girls?
ANSWER: Redtube..
(redtube is porn site.. don't ask me how I know that)
5:
QUESTION: How did the cow milking routine get started?
ANSWER: I'm guessing there was a cow molester..
6:
QUESTION: How do I know I'm really my kid's mother?
ANSWER: Lord help this woman
7:
QUESTION: How do I become sarcastic?
ANSWER: I'm the queen of sarcasm. It's a gift. tu can't just suddenly become sarcastic.
8:
QESTION: What's another word for being wrong?
ANSWER: Woman
9:
QUESTION: My bro hasn't had his period yet.
ANSWER: Yeah, it takes longer for boys
10:
QUESTION: My house is on fire, what do I do?
ANSWER: tu get off the fuckin computer!
11:
QUESTION: How do tu registrarse Facebook.
ANSWER: Your not allowed to do this. get off the computer please.
12:
QUESTION: Is evolution true? Why hasn't my dog become an elephant?
ANSWER: Because he's not a pokeymon
13:
QUESTION: Can tu get pregnant from watching porn?
ANSWER: Not if tu put condoms on your eyes
14:
QUESTION: How do I become a Justin Bieber fan
ANSWER: tu take a large blow to the head. Maybe jump off a cliff as a start.
15:
QUESTION: What happens to people burn on February?
ANSWER: They get locked up in an asylum.
16:
QUESTION: Every time I drink alcohol I feel sad.
ANSWER: tu aren't drinking enough of it.
17:
QUESTION: I was having sex with my sister and got a cramp in my leg.
ANSWER: tu HAD SEX WITH YOUR SISTER!?
18:
QUESTION: Why dose South Park make fun of Canada?
ANSWER: Because they truly believe we are hillbillies living in igloos and all that..
19:
QUESTION: Why are bebés ugly at first?ANSWER: How about tu stay underwater 9-10 days, and squeeze though a straw, and see how tu look.
20:
QUESTION: Why is Korn so awesome?
ANSWER: Cause Chuck Norris materbates to their songs
