1:
QUESTION: How do tu hide a boner?
ANSWER: tu get a girl to hide it in
2:
QUESTION: Is lion king based on a true story?
ANSWER: Yes cause I know LOTS of talking lions
3:
QUESTION: Is is normal to be in amor with your dog?
ANSWER: tu need to see a therapist
4:
QUESTION: What's a fun site for 13 año old girls?
ANSWER: Redtube..
(redtube is porn site.. don't ask me how I know that)
5:
QUESTION: How did the cow milking routine get started?
ANSWER: I'm guessing there was a cow molester..
6:
QUESTION: How do I know I'm really my kid's mother?
ANSWER: Lord help this woman
7:
QUESTION: How do I become sarcastic?
ANSWER: I'm the queen of sarcasm. It's a gift. tu can't just suddenly become sarcastic.
8:
QESTION: What's another word for being wrong?
ANSWER: Woman
9:
QUESTION: My bro hasn't had his period yet.
ANSWER: Yeah, it takes longer for boys
10:
QUESTION: My house is on fire, what do I do?
ANSWER: tu get off the fuckin computer!
11:
QUESTION: How do tu registrarse Facebook.
ANSWER: Your not allowed to do this. get off the computer please.
12:
QUESTION: Is evolution true? Why hasn't my dog become an elephant?
ANSWER: Because he's not a pokeymon
13:
QUESTION: Can tu get pregnant from watching porn?
ANSWER: Not if tu put condoms on your eyes
14:
QUESTION: How do I become a Justin Bieber fan
ANSWER: tu take a large blow to the head. Maybe jump off a cliff as a start.
15:
QUESTION: What happens to people burn on February?
ANSWER: They get locked up in an asylum.
16:
QUESTION: Every time I drink alcohol I feel sad.
ANSWER: tu aren't drinking enough of it.
17:
QUESTION: I was having sex with my sister and got a cramp in my leg.
ANSWER: tu HAD SEX WITH YOUR SISTER!?
18:
QUESTION: Why dose South Park make fun of Canada?
ANSWER: Because they truly believe we are hillbillies living in igloos and all that..
19:
QUESTION: Why are bebés ugly at first?ANSWER: How about tu stay underwater 9-10 days, and squeeze though a straw, and see how tu look.
20:
QUESTION: Why is Korn so awesome?
ANSWER: Cause Chuck Norris materbates to their songs
QUESTION: How do tu hide a boner?
ANSWER: tu get a girl to hide it in
2:
QUESTION: Is lion king based on a true story?
ANSWER: Yes cause I know LOTS of talking lions
3:
QUESTION: Is is normal to be in amor with your dog?
ANSWER: tu need to see a therapist
4:
QUESTION: What's a fun site for 13 año old girls?
ANSWER: Redtube..
(redtube is porn site.. don't ask me how I know that)
5:
QUESTION: How did the cow milking routine get started?
ANSWER: I'm guessing there was a cow molester..
6:
QUESTION: How do I know I'm really my kid's mother?
ANSWER: Lord help this woman
7:
QUESTION: How do I become sarcastic?
ANSWER: I'm the queen of sarcasm. It's a gift. tu can't just suddenly become sarcastic.
8:
QESTION: What's another word for being wrong?
ANSWER: Woman
9:
QUESTION: My bro hasn't had his period yet.
ANSWER: Yeah, it takes longer for boys
10:
QUESTION: My house is on fire, what do I do?
ANSWER: tu get off the fuckin computer!
11:
QUESTION: How do tu registrarse Facebook.
ANSWER: Your not allowed to do this. get off the computer please.
12:
QUESTION: Is evolution true? Why hasn't my dog become an elephant?
ANSWER: Because he's not a pokeymon
13:
QUESTION: Can tu get pregnant from watching porn?
ANSWER: Not if tu put condoms on your eyes
14:
QUESTION: How do I become a Justin Bieber fan
ANSWER: tu take a large blow to the head. Maybe jump off a cliff as a start.
15:
QUESTION: What happens to people burn on February?
ANSWER: They get locked up in an asylum.
16:
QUESTION: Every time I drink alcohol I feel sad.
ANSWER: tu aren't drinking enough of it.
17:
QUESTION: I was having sex with my sister and got a cramp in my leg.
ANSWER: tu HAD SEX WITH YOUR SISTER!?
18:
QUESTION: Why dose South Park make fun of Canada?
ANSWER: Because they truly believe we are hillbillies living in igloos and all that..
19:
QUESTION: Why are bebés ugly at first?ANSWER: How about tu stay underwater 9-10 days, and squeeze though a straw, and see how tu look.
20:
QUESTION: Why is Korn so awesome?
ANSWER: Cause Chuck Norris materbates to their songs
#1: LILY'S OPPOSITE SIDE:
This was one of the most popular stories from Alpha and Omega from back in the día I wrote for it.. 2011 & 2012.. So much incest, rape, swearing, and it has a long paragraph explaining Lily's tits.. That's just weird
#2: JASPER PARK/MATING SEASON:
Another Alpha and Omega.. All about incest, and nothing else
#3: FILLY FOOLING:
A MLP sex story.. Somehow I seem to keep finding nothing but a sex stories
#4: TWIST OF FATE:
Alpha and Omega.. Garth just kills everyone for no reason,and than Kate joins him because.. Just because.
#5: SWEET manzana, apple MASSACRE:
MLP.. Big Mac rapes the CMC's.. And than rapes AJ.. And... That's it.
This was one of the most popular stories from Alpha and Omega from back in the día I wrote for it.. 2011 & 2012.. So much incest, rape, swearing, and it has a long paragraph explaining Lily's tits.. That's just weird
#2: JASPER PARK/MATING SEASON:
Another Alpha and Omega.. All about incest, and nothing else
#3: FILLY FOOLING:
A MLP sex story.. Somehow I seem to keep finding nothing but a sex stories
#4: TWIST OF FATE:
Alpha and Omega.. Garth just kills everyone for no reason,and than Kate joins him because.. Just because.
#5: SWEET manzana, apple MASSACRE:
MLP.. Big Mac rapes the CMC's.. And than rapes AJ.. And... That's it.
Carnotaurus
This episode has always been one of my personal favourite.. It's all one long battle sequence when as Hellsing Manner is attacked por Jan and Luke Valentine.
Jan, I still like him. But ones opinion of him can be very mixed.. He is a sense of comic relief.. But he is also a sense of disturbance.. Because he gives no fuck if he lives o dies, long as he gets too "kill and drink blood".
But this brings a difference between the two brothers.. Jan seems perfectly aware that this is s sucide mission, and is fine with this when.. But Luke dose NOT seem too realize this.. Especially because...
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Jan, I still like him. But ones opinion of him can be very mixed.. He is a sense of comic relief.. But he is also a sense of disturbance.. Because he gives no fuck if he lives o dies, long as he gets too "kill and drink blood".
Jan
But this brings a difference between the two brothers.. Jan seems perfectly aware that this is s sucide mission, and is fine with this when.. But Luke dose NOT seem too realize this.. Especially because...
#1: LIAM NEESON:
I know.. Liam is a cliche, he's tired of it.
He's always saving people in a very similar formula.
But.. He's still LIAM NEESON.
This guy can read a book too children, and it would be the coolest sight ever..
#2: MARK WAHLBERG:
The Happening.. Oh the Happening.. tu really must of been fucking AWFUL if your able too get a bad performance out of Marky-Mark Wahlberg..
I actually like him más in cine like TED.. Mark has a certain charm that he brings into the performance..
But hey, watch SHOOTER and LONG SURVIVER to see him kicking ass. He doesn't really have any real TypeCast.....
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I know.. Liam is a cliche, he's tired of it.
He's always saving people in a very similar formula.
But.. He's still LIAM NEESON.
This guy can read a book too children, and it would be the coolest sight ever..
#2: MARK WAHLBERG:
The Happening.. Oh the Happening.. tu really must of been fucking AWFUL if your able too get a bad performance out of Marky-Mark Wahlberg..
I actually like him más in cine like TED.. Mark has a certain charm that he brings into the performance..
But hey, watch SHOOTER and LONG SURVIVER to see him kicking ass. He doesn't really have any real TypeCast.....
