So for some reason zanhar1 wanted me to write a shitty crackfic in which I would pair her with one of her favorito! characters and since I'm currently watching season 3 of"Avatar: The Last Airbender"I decided to make a Azula/zanhar1 crackfic.
Warning:This crackfic is going to be bad and por bad I mean really really bad.In fact it will be so bad and weird that it will make tu think"WTF did I just read?"
Anyway lets start,shall we?:
Finally the long awaited día had come,the inventors that worked at the Zanarchy headquarters finally managed to invent a machine that allowed tu to travel to the dimensions in which tu favorito! characters live.
Zanny had waited long for the día she could meet all of her favorito! characters.The first character she decided to go and meet was the fuego princess Azula from"Avatar: The Last Airbender"(the animated series not the live action movie that was even shittier than this crackfic that I'm currently typing)in the episode"The Beach"because this was her favorito! episode.
Zanny put on her bathing suit,took her sun cream with her and was ready to go.
Zanny thought,"Finally,now I will have the chance to become Azula's favorito! bitch!!!"
She entered the travel machine and link
Meanwhile in the"Avatar: The Last Airbender"universe in Ember Island:
Azula stood there bored on the playa and looked at Ty Lee who was surrounded por boys and filled with jealousy she wondered,what these boys saw in her?.Suddenly,out of nowhere zanhar1 arrived and screamedlink like a crazy fangirl and hugged her.
Azula was of course displeased por this and told zanhar1 to fuck off and pushed her away.
"Who the fuck are tu and what do tu want from me?"asked Azula in an angry voice.
"My name is Zanhar and I'm your biggest fangirl.Please accept me as one of your loyal followers"replied Zanny in an enthusiastic voice.
"Great,now I've got a crazy and overly attached fangirl",thought Azula to herself who was very annoyed por this at first"But now that I think about it,This isn't a bad thing after all"
"Where are tu from?"asked Azula.
linkreplied Zanny.
"Okaaay...whatever.So tu dicho that tu want to become one of my followers,right?Well I'm really bored right now,so I want tu to do some evil prank on someone to entertain me.",Azula demanded.
"Yes,my queen"replied Zanny and thought of some evil prank.
After thinking she decided to put honey in Ty Lee's sun cream and after Ty Lee put her sun cream on,a huge swarm of bees suddenly appeared out of nowhere,just because I dicho so,and started chasing Ty Lee who had to jump in the water in order to get rid of them.
"You know what,Zanny?I'm really starting to like you"said Azula who was laughing really hard because she was really entertained por this prank.
Afterwards Azula and zanhar went around the playa and had fun por making little kids cry por destroying their sand castles and putting sand on their ice cream.
"Hey Azula,who is that girl with you"asked Zuko
"Well Zuzu,this is zanahr1 my biggest fangirl "replied Azula.
"Fangirl?"asked a confused Zuko.
"Yes Zuzu,are tu jealous that I have a fangirl and tu don't?"asked Azula in a teasing voice.
"Me jealous?HA,as a matter of fact I actually have a lot of fangirls",bragged Zuko
"Oh really?"said Azula in a sarcastic
"Yeah,he really has a lot of fangirls and even I happen to be one of them"said the writer(which is me of course)
"Wait who dicho that?"asked Zuko.
"It was me,the author"said the autor link
"Who dicho what?"asked zanhar1 who was confused.
"Didn't tu hear it?It was clearly the voice of a girl who told me that she was the autor of this shitty crackfic that we're in",replied Zuko who for some reason was the only one who could hear the author(Note:I definitely didn't steal this from"Ever After High").
Azula than teased her brother,"Zuzu,are tu on drugs o is the heat of the sun damaging your brain?".
Zuko was confused,"But I really did hear it...",Zuko sighed and then continued,"Nevermind,I'm going back to my zombie girlfriend.Have fun with tu stupid fangirl".
"Bye,loser"said Azula to Zuko and then approached zanhar1,"So what are we going to do next?."
"My queen,could tu please teach firebending to me?"asked zanhar1"Learning fuego bending has been my biggest dream for a long while".
"Okay"said Azula and started to teach firebending to her.
Because zanhar1 is an Aries which happens to be a fuego sign and because my escritura is even más illogical than the escritura that tu see in Shounen Jump mangas from the 80's,zanhar1 immediately learned fuego bending and accidentally roasted some stupid n00bs who has the misfortune of passing by.
In the siguiente scenes everything went just like in the original episode expect that zanhar1 was also there,they played voleibol and got invited to Chan's party.
At the party,zanhar1 was bored because of the lame culo música and decided to everyone including herself the favor of switching the current música with the glorious Numa Numa song adn everyone started to dance and have fun.Zanhar1 then decided to play the Booty song,"Everybody shake tu booties now!"demanded zanhar1 and everyone did so.
Now we switching once again to a scene that was invented por me.
Azula and zanahr1 went outside to walk on the beach
"I never had más fun than today"said Azula with a smile on her face"You really are a great friend"
"I'm glad that I could make tu happy,my queen"replied zanhar1
"Please just call me Azula"replied Azula
"Okay,my que-I meant Azula",this was the happiest día in zanhar1's life,not only did she get a chance to hang out with Azula but Azula even ended up liking her.
"To be bad that I can't stay here for más than one day"said zahar1 in a sad voice
"Don't worry,I can understand that tu have to return to your world"replied Azula.
Suddenly Azula remembered the time she spent with her family on Ember Island and she was overcome por sadness.
"Whats wrong Azula?Why are tu suddenly so sad?"asked zanhar1.
"Oh its nothing...Its just that I remembered my mother.I always pretend that I don't care about it but in reality I was always amargo, amargos about the fact that my mother loved Zuko más than me"replied Azula"My mother thought that I was a monster..She was right of course but it still hurt"
link
"No you're wrong"said zanhar1
"Huh?"Azula raised her head in confusion
"You aren't a monster"zanhar1 continued"You are a human being who is capable of feeling just like everyone"
Azula smiled and kissed Zanny on the lips.Afterwards they kissed passionately and Azula started to take off Zanny's clothes.
Zanny was at first confused and didn't know what to do but in the end she decided to give up her asexuality for Azula and they had some hot lesbian sex that I can't write about because then this entire crackfic would be Rated R.
Zanhar1 then went back to our world and told everyone on fanpop about this but nobody believed her and thought that she was on drugs.
THE END
Warning:This crackfic is going to be bad and por bad I mean really really bad.In fact it will be so bad and weird that it will make tu think"WTF did I just read?"
Anyway lets start,shall we?:
Finally the long awaited día had come,the inventors that worked at the Zanarchy headquarters finally managed to invent a machine that allowed tu to travel to the dimensions in which tu favorito! characters live.
Zanny had waited long for the día she could meet all of her favorito! characters.The first character she decided to go and meet was the fuego princess Azula from"Avatar: The Last Airbender"(the animated series not the live action movie that was even shittier than this crackfic that I'm currently typing)in the episode"The Beach"because this was her favorito! episode.
Zanny put on her bathing suit,took her sun cream with her and was ready to go.
Zanny thought,"Finally,now I will have the chance to become Azula's favorito! bitch!!!"
She entered the travel machine and link
Meanwhile in the"Avatar: The Last Airbender"universe in Ember Island:
Azula stood there bored on the playa and looked at Ty Lee who was surrounded por boys and filled with jealousy she wondered,what these boys saw in her?.Suddenly,out of nowhere zanhar1 arrived and screamedlink like a crazy fangirl and hugged her.
Azula was of course displeased por this and told zanhar1 to fuck off and pushed her away.
"Who the fuck are tu and what do tu want from me?"asked Azula in an angry voice.
"My name is Zanhar and I'm your biggest fangirl.Please accept me as one of your loyal followers"replied Zanny in an enthusiastic voice.
"Great,now I've got a crazy and overly attached fangirl",thought Azula to herself who was very annoyed por this at first"But now that I think about it,This isn't a bad thing after all"
"Where are tu from?"asked Azula.
linkreplied Zanny.
"Okaaay...whatever.So tu dicho that tu want to become one of my followers,right?Well I'm really bored right now,so I want tu to do some evil prank on someone to entertain me.",Azula demanded.
"Yes,my queen"replied Zanny and thought of some evil prank.
After thinking she decided to put honey in Ty Lee's sun cream and after Ty Lee put her sun cream on,a huge swarm of bees suddenly appeared out of nowhere,just because I dicho so,and started chasing Ty Lee who had to jump in the water in order to get rid of them.
"You know what,Zanny?I'm really starting to like you"said Azula who was laughing really hard because she was really entertained por this prank.
Afterwards Azula and zanhar went around the playa and had fun por making little kids cry por destroying their sand castles and putting sand on their ice cream.
"Hey Azula,who is that girl with you"asked Zuko
"Well Zuzu,this is zanahr1 my biggest fangirl "replied Azula.
"Fangirl?"asked a confused Zuko.
"Yes Zuzu,are tu jealous that I have a fangirl and tu don't?"asked Azula in a teasing voice.
"Me jealous?HA,as a matter of fact I actually have a lot of fangirls",bragged Zuko
"Oh really?"said Azula in a sarcastic
"Yeah,he really has a lot of fangirls and even I happen to be one of them"said the writer(which is me of course)
"Wait who dicho that?"asked Zuko.
"It was me,the author"said the autor link
"Who dicho what?"asked zanhar1 who was confused.
"Didn't tu hear it?It was clearly the voice of a girl who told me that she was the autor of this shitty crackfic that we're in",replied Zuko who for some reason was the only one who could hear the author(Note:I definitely didn't steal this from"Ever After High").
Azula than teased her brother,"Zuzu,are tu on drugs o is the heat of the sun damaging your brain?".
Zuko was confused,"But I really did hear it...",Zuko sighed and then continued,"Nevermind,I'm going back to my zombie girlfriend.Have fun with tu stupid fangirl".
"Bye,loser"said Azula to Zuko and then approached zanhar1,"So what are we going to do next?."
"My queen,could tu please teach firebending to me?"asked zanhar1"Learning fuego bending has been my biggest dream for a long while".
"Okay"said Azula and started to teach firebending to her.
Because zanhar1 is an Aries which happens to be a fuego sign and because my escritura is even más illogical than the escritura that tu see in Shounen Jump mangas from the 80's,zanhar1 immediately learned fuego bending and accidentally roasted some stupid n00bs who has the misfortune of passing by.
In the siguiente scenes everything went just like in the original episode expect that zanhar1 was also there,they played voleibol and got invited to Chan's party.
At the party,zanhar1 was bored because of the lame culo música and decided to everyone including herself the favor of switching the current música with the glorious Numa Numa song adn everyone started to dance and have fun.Zanhar1 then decided to play the Booty song,"Everybody shake tu booties now!"demanded zanhar1 and everyone did so.
Now we switching once again to a scene that was invented por me.
Azula and zanahr1 went outside to walk on the beach
"I never had más fun than today"said Azula with a smile on her face"You really are a great friend"
"I'm glad that I could make tu happy,my queen"replied zanhar1
"Please just call me Azula"replied Azula
"Okay,my que-I meant Azula",this was the happiest día in zanhar1's life,not only did she get a chance to hang out with Azula but Azula even ended up liking her.
"To be bad that I can't stay here for más than one day"said zahar1 in a sad voice
"Don't worry,I can understand that tu have to return to your world"replied Azula.
Suddenly Azula remembered the time she spent with her family on Ember Island and she was overcome por sadness.
"Whats wrong Azula?Why are tu suddenly so sad?"asked zanhar1.
"Oh its nothing...Its just that I remembered my mother.I always pretend that I don't care about it but in reality I was always amargo, amargos about the fact that my mother loved Zuko más than me"replied Azula"My mother thought that I was a monster..She was right of course but it still hurt"
link
"No you're wrong"said zanhar1
"Huh?"Azula raised her head in confusion
"You aren't a monster"zanhar1 continued"You are a human being who is capable of feeling just like everyone"
Azula smiled and kissed Zanny on the lips.Afterwards they kissed passionately and Azula started to take off Zanny's clothes.
Zanny was at first confused and didn't know what to do but in the end she decided to give up her asexuality for Azula and they had some hot lesbian sex that I can't write about because then this entire crackfic would be Rated R.
Zanhar1 then went back to our world and told everyone on fanpop about this but nobody believed her and thought that she was on drugs.
THE END