1. Make a really stupid joke that a 5 año old might laugh at. Ex) knock-knock jokes, chicken crossing the road jokes.
2. Start actuación like a little kid with her.
3. Shooting colored paintballs with a gun.
4. Falling down on purpose
5. Being afraid of an animal she turns into
6. Copying her
7. Sing disney songs with her
8. Dance on the mesa, tabla with her
9. Randomly start yelling about things that don’t make any sense
10. Babies
11. Bratz muñecas (cause their feet are bigger than their heads)
12. Sponge Bob and Plankton canto the F.U.N song
13. Jello (cause when tu poke it, it wobbles like a hula girl)
14. GUMMY BEARS!!!!
15. Mel slapping people
16. Guys wearing Tuxedo T-shirts
17. Kittens
18. Guys striking out
19. Tom and Jerry (old not new)
20. Casper the Ghost
21. Smiling sun in cartoons
22. The word espárragos
23. Asking for frutas punch
24. Clowns
25. People saying they are going to kick another person’s butt
2. Start actuación like a little kid with her.
3. Shooting colored paintballs with a gun.
4. Falling down on purpose
5. Being afraid of an animal she turns into
6. Copying her
7. Sing disney songs with her
8. Dance on the mesa, tabla with her
9. Randomly start yelling about things that don’t make any sense
10. Babies
11. Bratz muñecas (cause their feet are bigger than their heads)
12. Sponge Bob and Plankton canto the F.U.N song
13. Jello (cause when tu poke it, it wobbles like a hula girl)
14. GUMMY BEARS!!!!
15. Mel slapping people
16. Guys wearing Tuxedo T-shirts
17. Kittens
18. Guys striking out
19. Tom and Jerry (old not new)
20. Casper the Ghost
21. Smiling sun in cartoons
22. The word espárragos
23. Asking for frutas punch
24. Clowns
25. People saying they are going to kick another person’s butt
~~~
"Any last words?" he cocked his gun and smirked.
"You're an imb-"
He pulled the trigger before words could escape, and watched as the vampire disintegrated.
Quickly he left the church and headed into the woods, first a town of beasts and now a vampire, what más could he handle?
While walking, enjoying the night of no stars and a half moon, his red eyes caught a girl of smaller stature than his own. "A human? But I thought they all died in town."
D's eyes narrowed as he stalked the girl, she was running, but from what? Ignoring all his senses to pursue the her and take her fresh blood, he followed the human instead. She was quick and agile, her eyes showed no fear, yet deep inside he could read she was petrified. Suddenly, she stopped backing up against a gate, cornered as a dark shadow towered over her.
"I thought I killed him?" He hissed placing his hand on his Smith and Wesson.
~~~
Let the transformation begin.
~~~
((More?))