escritura Article: Laughing heals the soul

posted by problematic124

Laughing heals the soul. What makes tu laugh? Were all different. As a writer in training I'm experimenting on the"fun factor". Down the page are some funny stuff and I'd like to know which one makes tu laugh the most. If tu found a funny pic please post it and please comentario on the pictures.
Now like I've dicho we all have different tastes and it all is on you. Laughing is a very fun excersise.And these pictures are funny (or at least to me). Hold on to your socks lady and gentlemen it's time to get your laugh on.
Please comment!!!
Now let's have some laughs!

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AbbieCoast 12 because I am very much a procrasinator. Readers tend to like things that are either totally off OR something they can relate to. You've got two opposite ends of the spectrum, so experiment!!

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My Story : Human, chapter 1

posted by sweetpea92

    CHAPTER ONE
    Ugh. I groaned internally as I woke up. My head was pounding, and broken imágenes were swirling around behind my eyelids. I had no idea where I was, o how I had gotten here. I refused to open my eyes and find out, o give any other sign that consciousness had found its way back to me again. Not knowing exactly where and when I was was a dangerous business for me. Very dangerous.
    You see, the last thing I remember before the blackness hit, is that I was running…
    My legs were on fire. They...

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The last minuto (prologue)

posted by nEvEr-tHe-sAme

The rain fell silently as I layed there waiting. Not like I had a choice though. But it had seemed más like a nightmare than reality. This wasn't how I imagined it... I never even got the chance to say goodbye. Let alone even explain what happened. I needed to wake up... from this nightmare, I tried, but never could... never did.

Life lesson: I learned that trusting people isn't what it actually seemed. There's más to it than tu would ever imagine, I mean, it's not just trusting people, but it's who to trust. How can we tell? There might be some ways we think we can tell, but those ways......

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Broken Dreams Chapter 28

posted by BellaSwan636

Shaun

It feels like a piercing physical wound; to see her leave me again.

I cannot access the part of me that handles realisation. Serena called her Ashleigh. That child in her arms. Is mine.

My forehead is resting on the edge of the hard granite countertop, and I am trying to ignore the card that is currently lying right in front of me. I already know what is printed on it por heart.

Serena Meyer

Gaurdian Ad Litem, New York.

serenashleigh@mweb.com

And then a number scrawled on in her own handwriting.

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Her eyes haunt me when I close my own. Everything...

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Destiny(Modified) por isabellaashley

posted by Isabellaashley

PREFACE

The woods were filled with silence and I looked around for any signs of the slayer. As I heard the leaves on the ground rustling, I turned around and there he appeared from the treetops of a nearby árbol and he gave me a sly smile which sent shivers down my spine before slowly approaching me and my corazón was pounding inside my chest. I was vulnerable as there wasn’t anyone to protect me and I knew that I was going to die here, alone. Please let this be over fast, I thought to myself.
Every step that he took towards me was another step closer to death. His long, black hair was flowing...

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Daddy

posted by Sweet_Pants

A/N: Ok, this is just a short, about 500 word drabble I came up with. It's about 7-year-old Alice and her drunk derpressed father, called, of course, 'Daddy'. It's not much, but I though I'd post it. Constructive critisizm is welcome.

Please rate and comment.
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The smell of his breath came off in waves of grief and alcohol mixed into what could be described as inner turmoil. Although Alice barely gave a thought to the bottle of whiskey in his hand, as she was más preoccupied with not throwing up from the smell of her father she should have gotten...

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Wanting Someone - Chapter Five

posted by Lindy52

Chapter Five

When Jamie stared and was speechless the moment she saw the handsome man in the doorway, that man looked at her for a few segundos and still holding the soccer ball, he dicho to her with that grin of his, “So, this really your ball?” In return, Jamie didn’t answered his question, she just kept looking at him and figuring out what her mother was doing, Mac decided to be the person who will do the talking and from below, she looked up to the man and dicho to him, “Yeah, tu are holding my ball!”

After hearing that, the man looked down at Mac and when he squatted down to Mac’s...

Trapped in my own time chapter 6

posted by dragonrider

"Uh Starr aren't tu going to take me back to my own time?" Elliot asks
I glance at him "No the time travel part broke when I turned it off besides didn't tu want to stay here?" I ask
Elliot looks down "Not really but isn't there other time machines?"
"Yeah but they can't get ahold of them so they are going after me. It's good and bad. It's bad because now I can't get tu back to your own time. It's good because now they can't do those sick experiments So yeah tu and I my friend are trapped in my own time," I say
"Hey do tu think that if anybody is lectura this they would laugh because...

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Spirit Of Stone part 3

posted by TDIlover226

Part 3
Eddie woke up on a sky scraper roof top. It was raining and he couldn't remember how he had gotten there. He was still tired, and dripping wet, but he didn't care, he curled up and went to sleep again.

"Good morning sleepy head!" Eddie woke up to see a mutant, that looked like an angel, standing over him. "Where am I?" he said. "On the parte superior, arriba of a building, can't ya tell!" another voice dicho from behind him. He looked behind him to see the mutant that was dressed like a devil. "Annie, don't be mean to him, he probably doesn't have any ideal of whats going on!" dicho the angel. "So I guess...

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Gods 2: Chapter 1: Palm Springs (Sorry I deleted the other copy)

posted by gossipgirlxoxo

There’s nothing better than a nice relaxing holiday; in the beach, city o country to meet your tastes. I had only been in the famous Palm spring for two days. And to be honest I wanted to go home, Ethan wasn’t speaking to me. Thor and Liz were all over each other. Remember that guy I ran into in the cemetery, well he’s here and talking to me, against Ethan’s wishes of course. I sat there on the fresh green grass, no not playing golf but lectura ‘All the pretty girls’ a book that I needed, a bloody disgusting book with no amor what so ever. I closed the book and put my face in my...

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Wake up... Ch.1

posted by GWENxTRENT

"Gwen,Gwen,Gwen!" Ms.Barton dicho as I was asleep in history class."What?" I dicho when I woke up."had a nice dream?" "S-sorry Ms.Barton,it won't happen again"."let's hope not." She said. When the campana rang to go to lunch,my best friend,Marlon came up to me."What happend back there?" Marlon asked.To tell tu the truth,I've always had a crush on him.I always had a feeling he liked me back."Nothing,nothing at all,i was just dreamin." "What about?"he asked with a smile."I'm not telling you!" I dicho with a smile.When we went back to class,Ms.barton wanted to talk to me."Gwen,you have been sleeping in my class far to long". "sorry Ms.B,I havent been myslef lately." I dicho with a frown."OK,first of all,dont call me "Ms.B",and tu must go to sleep on time." She dicho with a light smile."sorry,it hared to fall a sleep in my house." well then...ther is only one thing to do...you need to,wake up..."

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Three Poems

posted by Cuddles

These are for my dad who died almost exactly 12 years ago.
I don't know if it's any good.

Untitled

I’ve been at this point many times before.
One should think it might get better.
But now, as it’s almost exactly 12 years since
That special día
I remember
Everything
As it would have been yesterday.
That I didn’t understand
That I didn’t want to understand.
That something faded away this day…
that it did not return
until now.
But it was not my hope
It’s still there, hidden in a small corner of my corazón
Sometimes piping up
Just to abandon me again
But it didn’t leave me.
Yes…I still...

Gods: Chapter 3: Mistake

posted by gossipgirlxoxo

I walked over there my very first thoughts were Thor. But it wasn’t. I walked over there and saw Ethan I opened the window. He pushed his way passed me without saying a word; he lay on my cama and started to breathe slowly. “What the...” I dicho looking at him but he didn’t even look back at me he just stayed there. I walked over and sat on the bed. “Well” I said. “Shh, I have a major headache” he dicho rubbing his temples. I smacked him on his chest and for a segundo I let it lie there and then he looked at me. “So what happened?” he dicho smiling a smug smile. “What do you...

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Ode to Joy

posted by Dearheart

Josie ran.

“Maybe I made a mistake thinking you’d understand!”

“Well maybe I made a mistake marrying you!”

She ran, not heeding the tempest that tore at her clothes nor caring where she fled to as long as it was someplace far from home. Away from the chaos of her fighting parents and the hopelessness of the choice she was faced with.

“A tumor?”

“...it’s pressing on your brain stem and growing very rapidly. If it isn’t taken care of soon, it will be life-threatening...the surgery, however, would cost tu your hearing... Permanently...”

Her corazón pounded in time with her feet;...

Don’t tu understand

posted by blossomyumyum

You’re keeping me up at night as día breaks
It’s all for you
Yeah that’s what tu do, got me feeling so blue
When will tu see
tu have to let it be
When will tu see just how much tu really mean to me

Why is it just so hard to send that card
When do tu think you’ll be able to understand
My amor might be killing me

I hope tu realize I’m just a fool
Damn! You’re so cool

When do tu think you’ll understand
tu drove me to a far off land
When will tu see
I can’t just let it be
Come on try to set me free
When will tu finally understand
I care about you
I’ll tell tu that firsthand
tu have my corazón and my life
I hope soon I’ll get a chance to be your wife
I hope soon you’ll see, tu mean the universe and the galaxy to me

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Despairing in the Autumn Chap.1:Pt.1

posted by -Universe_COLA-

Daniel

~"Rays of hopeless light beamed dim and pale through the dull orange, yellow, and auburn leaves of the fall's trees. But even where there is calmness in neutrality, there is always a prey, and always a predator. Humanity is no different."~

Daniel tore through woods at full speed, clothes torn, his small naranja backpack dangling across his back, his left arm carved with shredded flesh in the form of animalistic claw markings and lines of smeared crimson leaked slowly from the wound above his eye. The leg to his jeans on the left side, only hanging on por a thread ripped itself away just above...

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about me

posted by stephany1617

Race:half Italian Human,Otaku,Reader Fanfiction,I amor my friends and Respect them i Speak American English Fluent and i like the sound of the ocean and playa favorito! animals:Dogs,Wolf,Dolphins,Horses,Panda,Tiger,Orca
Beluga Whales
anime i love:Naruto Shippuden,Swords Art Online,Inuyasha,Vampire Knight,Rosario+Vampire
my favorito! sports are:Basketball,Tennis,Swimming
I'm the youngest child my mother have I have a biological brother and mom also my brother is a electronic Engineering
I have one small cute Malchi dog

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Suicide Squad trailer review

posted by MovieReveiw

This is an opinion so if tu don't like these logoff...now.
In my opinion the new Suicide Squad sucks. Harley Quinn is not even Harley Quinn any more, Deadshot has stupid movie lines, and no King Shark. WTF. I will explain this all for people who are not familier with The Suicide Squad.
Since the beginning of time Harley Quinn has had an accent and, guess what, no accent in the new Suicide Squad. And since when does Harley Quinn dress like a fucking slut.
Deadshot is normaly the main charecter in The Suicide Squad but now he has two stupid culo lines, "So we are some kind of Suicide Squad?" Yes tu are stupid it is the título of your movie. "Let's go save the world." Fuck it I am done with Deadshot fully.
King tiburón is, well, a giant tiburón but now they have replaced him with a less cool Killer Crok.

Sucky one

Me & escritura

posted by Brittany6655

I really amor to write.I've done it ever since I was only 4.
My mother used to write things like stories o poems and letters.My mom inspired me to write things now.
escritura is really fun to do and I amor it alot!Sometimes I write things like my mom did.

Whenever I feel mad I usually write things in the Write correo electrónico on the computer and write things that have been on my mind for a couple of days,then I erase them because I always feel better after I do that and I usually feel much calmer and I get it out of my system.

Since I really amor escritura so much I was thinking that maybe I could become an autor when I grow up. :)
I wouldn't just write poesía o stories,I would also like to write artículos for other people to read (just like I'm escritura one right now).But of course I would write it on a piece of paper.I would also like to write new libros for kids.

Again I really amor to write and it's sort of special to me in my life.

galaxy

posted by erissajade05

hola guys.i wanna be in a group sooooo...... please be in my group por erissajade05(me),so we have activites and we talk about different kinds of things such as:mermaids,t.v shows,and tell each other about our selfs so hope u wanna be in my group its fun a lot)its going to very fun too.so buckle up for the fun cause the is about to began 123 here we go .please subscribe and please write comentarios .If tu wanna be in my group add me and say yes in the comentario box below.if tu don't want to be in my group don't add me and just say no in the comentario box right below.no personal stuff guys just being me.

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100 Rooms Chapter One

posted by Weasel1999

I. The Nursery

Ember lived in her nursery for the siguiente few months, only being let out occasionally to go to the toilet. All she saw were the four walls around her but it wasn’t all bad.
The room was painted a pretty sky-blue and the carpet was thick, fluffy and a deep midnight blue. There was a cama and a huge white wardrobe with the most beautiful, pasado de moda, antigua clothes inside.
Rich velvets cloaks, soft pelaje, piel stoles, bright silk dresses, every item of clothing needed to make a young lady of society look beautiful.
But Ember was not a young lady of society living in Victorian times. She was a...