Party in StarClan...BRING MOVIE POPCORN!!!
A blue-gray she-cat stood over the edge of Silverpelt, enviously looking down at ThunderClan's territory. The first Twoleg monster had arrived on the territory.
As she looked, she had no idea that a red-brown tom was right behind her. He stalked her carefully, planning every moment. He crouched down, ready to pounce, his rump shaking after hearing "Baby Got Back".
Instead of pouncing though, he slowy moved towards the she-cat's ear.
"Do tu like it?" he whispered to her.
All of a sudden, another Basshunter dance song came on. "Tetris" was playing through the super-awesome StarClan speakers.
Of course, Bluestar was terrified. But, when Oakheart asked her to dance, she couldn't say no. Oakheart invited everyone over for a dance party at his golden mansion. The disco lights of the olden days were there, and they partied and partied.
Crookedstar was shaking his booty until he couldn't shake anymore.
"Come on, Crooky!" Oakheart called from the DJ stand. "How 'bout this one?"
The song got faster, and everyone was dancing like crazy in StarClan. Thunder and Shadow were dance partners for the day. Windstar and Gorsestar of course were together.
Silverstream sat alone, looking at the others dance. She wouldn't dance with anyone, since she was still loyal to Graystripe. But, gatos kept asking her to.
Stonefur came over and asked her. "So, have tu ever danced the grind?" he murmured.
Silverstream gave him a good b-slap in the face.
All the ancient gatos were boogeying, suddenly forgetting that there was trouble in the Clans. They wanted to let loose for a bit.
"So," Yellowfang shouted over the música to Brindleface, "have tu seen Leafpaw's reaction to the mail, yet?"
The ThunderClan queen shook her head.
"It was so good that I had to subir it on Youtube! Especially the Rick Rolled part! I was dying...AGAIN! So, tu wanna see it?"
"Maybe later," she mewed.
As the música continued playing, Bluestar went over to Oakheart and gave him a long kiss. For once, there was a día to let go of all problems.
Oakheart purred as Bluestar pressed against him. He reluctantly pulled away, though, controlling the song. Bluestar watched him though, admiringly.
"Call me DJ Oakie-Heartie tonight," he mewed in the mic. "Let's kick things up a notch, shall we?"
DJ Oakie-Heartie made the música louder. So loud, that the gatos in the forest could hear it.
Meanwhile, Leafpaw and Cinderpelt stared at the yellow monster. That was when they heard a loud bajo from the heavens.
All gatos were unnerved, and they wouldn't dance. They were too scared, especially seeing the giant monster so close to the camp. Graystripe had put away his boombox, and the barbecue was cancelled. The excuse: too cold.
"Okay, DJ Oakie-Heartie's gonna change the pitch!" the sky bellowed.
All gatos cowered with fear. Was that StarClan sending an omen?
But, the yellow monster did stop eating the trees for a second. Inside, the Twoleg was moving his shouders and shakng his booty. His head cocked back and forth, and his feet kept time.
Leafpaw and Cinderpelt looked at each other, then up at the sky. Was StarClan really sending them a sign? They hoped not.
"Do tu like it?" DJ Oakie-Heartie bellowed in the mic, his voice altered. "How 'bout this one?"
Soon, everyone was getting tired. They danced too much. Even Crookedstar stopped dancing, and he was a real party animal. Swiftpaw could no longer break-dance.
But, even though know one danced, Crookedstar noticed something. It was about the speakers. Sure, they were loud, but that wasn't it. With X-Ray vision, he saw that Oakheart had put the surround sound up.
"Oh, no!"
"What?!"
"Oakheart's got the surround sound on!"
"So?" Yellowfang protested.
"So?!" he mimicked. "He's got the whole world hearing the music...even the Clans!!!"
"We've got to stop him!" Stonefur meowed. "If I know my father, he'd say something stupid.
It was almost the end of the song. The lounging gatos immediately got up, hurrying to the DJ stand to stop him from making a stupid decision.
Too late....
Oakheart got bored. "**** you," he meowed, "and have a nice day!"
Back on earth, the música stopped. The Clan was left trembling, hearing the last phrase.
"Why on earth would they say that?" Leafpaw meowed. "Is it really a sign?"
"I don't know," Cinderpelt admitted, and they headed back in the medicine den.
Back at StarClan:
"Oakheart!!!!!"
"How was I supposed to know that the speakers were on full blast?!"
"Well DJ Oakie-Heartie," Crookedstar growled, "you've probably made our secret out! That we--" close-up on the camera "--are party animals!"
"I commend Swiftpaw being the siguiente DJ," Thunderstar meowed.
"Why?" Oakheart groaned. "I was good! tu know I was!"
"Maybe siguiente time," his brother hissed, "you'll NOT use the big speakers!"
He shrugged."Okay."
"I thought it was great, Oakheart," Bluestar murmured, pressing against him. "I actually had something in mind for the song, next."
Oakheart couldn't help purring...again. Both gatos leaped back to the golden mansion. tails twined.
"Bluestar, we--!" Thunder called out to the ThunderClan leader, but it was no use. He probably won't hear from her for another couple of hours.
"To get on a serious note," Crookedstar mewed, clearing his throat, "we must find a way to stop this apocalypse!"
"Didn't tu hear the name, Crookedstar?" Brindleface meowed. "It's the apocalypse! Nothing can stop it!"
Yellowfang then remembered what she did before the misceláneo dance party. "I have something that can help us," she mewed.
"Then, mostrar us!" Nightstar growled impatiently.
Soft Chinese música plays in the background, as Yellowfang grabs a DVD case from her Secret Chest of Wisdom. She blew the dust off of it and grabbed it with her magic thumbs.
"This," she mewed, dropping it, "is what might help us."
"What is it?" Spottedleaf exclaimed, mesmerized.
"It's a Twoleg movie," Yellowfang meowed, "starring a strange Twoleg named John Cusack. It's called 2012."
"2012?" Windstar stared at the DVD case. It had the number twenty and the number twelve together, yes. And, there was a lot of destruction in the background.
"This is for Twolegs," Crookedstar gasped. "If it's about their destruction, then we're safe, anyways!"
"Crookedstar, this is a movie!" Yellowfang yowled. "It's not real, mouse-brain!"
Oakheart and Bluestar sprinted from the mansion, breathless from the run. "What did we miss?" Bluestar huffed.
"This."
Yellowfang shows the couple the 2012 movie.
"Looks interesting," Oakheart mewed.
"Let's watch it!" Swiftpaw meowed. "It'll be informing...and epic!"
"I like the sound of that," Nightstar agreed.
"I'll get the popcorn!" Stonefur called.
"As long as it doesn't have any fishy seasning!" Half-tail meowed.
"I'll set up the hi-def TV--"
"No!"
All of the StarClan gatos stopped Oakheart from turning on the TV. They didn't want anyone down on Earth to hear what was going on...AGAIN!
"I'll turn it on," Crookedstar chided, heading towards the hi-def TV.
As he left, DJ Oakie-Heartie coughed under his breath. "Kill joy."
"Annoying brother!" Crookedstar coughed.
As they had their sibling feud, all of StarClan gathered around to watch the movie that could most-likely save the Clans. ...
A blue-gray she-cat stood over the edge of Silverpelt, enviously looking down at ThunderClan's territory. The first Twoleg monster had arrived on the territory.
As she looked, she had no idea that a red-brown tom was right behind her. He stalked her carefully, planning every moment. He crouched down, ready to pounce, his rump shaking after hearing "Baby Got Back".
Instead of pouncing though, he slowy moved towards the she-cat's ear.
"Do tu like it?" he whispered to her.
All of a sudden, another Basshunter dance song came on. "Tetris" was playing through the super-awesome StarClan speakers.
Of course, Bluestar was terrified. But, when Oakheart asked her to dance, she couldn't say no. Oakheart invited everyone over for a dance party at his golden mansion. The disco lights of the olden days were there, and they partied and partied.
Crookedstar was shaking his booty until he couldn't shake anymore.
"Come on, Crooky!" Oakheart called from the DJ stand. "How 'bout this one?"
The song got faster, and everyone was dancing like crazy in StarClan. Thunder and Shadow were dance partners for the day. Windstar and Gorsestar of course were together.
Silverstream sat alone, looking at the others dance. She wouldn't dance with anyone, since she was still loyal to Graystripe. But, gatos kept asking her to.
Stonefur came over and asked her. "So, have tu ever danced the grind?" he murmured.
Silverstream gave him a good b-slap in the face.
All the ancient gatos were boogeying, suddenly forgetting that there was trouble in the Clans. They wanted to let loose for a bit.
"So," Yellowfang shouted over the música to Brindleface, "have tu seen Leafpaw's reaction to the mail, yet?"
The ThunderClan queen shook her head.
"It was so good that I had to subir it on Youtube! Especially the Rick Rolled part! I was dying...AGAIN! So, tu wanna see it?"
"Maybe later," she mewed.
As the música continued playing, Bluestar went over to Oakheart and gave him a long kiss. For once, there was a día to let go of all problems.
Oakheart purred as Bluestar pressed against him. He reluctantly pulled away, though, controlling the song. Bluestar watched him though, admiringly.
"Call me DJ Oakie-Heartie tonight," he mewed in the mic. "Let's kick things up a notch, shall we?"
DJ Oakie-Heartie made the música louder. So loud, that the gatos in the forest could hear it.
Meanwhile, Leafpaw and Cinderpelt stared at the yellow monster. That was when they heard a loud bajo from the heavens.
All gatos were unnerved, and they wouldn't dance. They were too scared, especially seeing the giant monster so close to the camp. Graystripe had put away his boombox, and the barbecue was cancelled. The excuse: too cold.
"Okay, DJ Oakie-Heartie's gonna change the pitch!" the sky bellowed.
All gatos cowered with fear. Was that StarClan sending an omen?
But, the yellow monster did stop eating the trees for a second. Inside, the Twoleg was moving his shouders and shakng his booty. His head cocked back and forth, and his feet kept time.
Leafpaw and Cinderpelt looked at each other, then up at the sky. Was StarClan really sending them a sign? They hoped not.
"Do tu like it?" DJ Oakie-Heartie bellowed in the mic, his voice altered. "How 'bout this one?"
Soon, everyone was getting tired. They danced too much. Even Crookedstar stopped dancing, and he was a real party animal. Swiftpaw could no longer break-dance.
But, even though know one danced, Crookedstar noticed something. It was about the speakers. Sure, they were loud, but that wasn't it. With X-Ray vision, he saw that Oakheart had put the surround sound up.
"Oh, no!"
"What?!"
"Oakheart's got the surround sound on!"
"So?" Yellowfang protested.
"So?!" he mimicked. "He's got the whole world hearing the music...even the Clans!!!"
"We've got to stop him!" Stonefur meowed. "If I know my father, he'd say something stupid.
It was almost the end of the song. The lounging gatos immediately got up, hurrying to the DJ stand to stop him from making a stupid decision.
Too late....
Oakheart got bored. "**** you," he meowed, "and have a nice day!"
Back on earth, the música stopped. The Clan was left trembling, hearing the last phrase.
"Why on earth would they say that?" Leafpaw meowed. "Is it really a sign?"
"I don't know," Cinderpelt admitted, and they headed back in the medicine den.
Back at StarClan:
"Oakheart!!!!!"
"How was I supposed to know that the speakers were on full blast?!"
"Well DJ Oakie-Heartie," Crookedstar growled, "you've probably made our secret out! That we--" close-up on the camera "--are party animals!"
"I commend Swiftpaw being the siguiente DJ," Thunderstar meowed.
"Why?" Oakheart groaned. "I was good! tu know I was!"
"Maybe siguiente time," his brother hissed, "you'll NOT use the big speakers!"
He shrugged."Okay."
"I thought it was great, Oakheart," Bluestar murmured, pressing against him. "I actually had something in mind for the song, next."
Oakheart couldn't help purring...again. Both gatos leaped back to the golden mansion. tails twined.
"Bluestar, we--!" Thunder called out to the ThunderClan leader, but it was no use. He probably won't hear from her for another couple of hours.
"To get on a serious note," Crookedstar mewed, clearing his throat, "we must find a way to stop this apocalypse!"
"Didn't tu hear the name, Crookedstar?" Brindleface meowed. "It's the apocalypse! Nothing can stop it!"
Yellowfang then remembered what she did before the misceláneo dance party. "I have something that can help us," she mewed.
"Then, mostrar us!" Nightstar growled impatiently.
Soft Chinese música plays in the background, as Yellowfang grabs a DVD case from her Secret Chest of Wisdom. She blew the dust off of it and grabbed it with her magic thumbs.
"This," she mewed, dropping it, "is what might help us."
"What is it?" Spottedleaf exclaimed, mesmerized.
"It's a Twoleg movie," Yellowfang meowed, "starring a strange Twoleg named John Cusack. It's called 2012."
"2012?" Windstar stared at the DVD case. It had the number twenty and the number twelve together, yes. And, there was a lot of destruction in the background.
"This is for Twolegs," Crookedstar gasped. "If it's about their destruction, then we're safe, anyways!"
"Crookedstar, this is a movie!" Yellowfang yowled. "It's not real, mouse-brain!"
Oakheart and Bluestar sprinted from the mansion, breathless from the run. "What did we miss?" Bluestar huffed.
"This."
Yellowfang shows the couple the 2012 movie.
"Looks interesting," Oakheart mewed.
"Let's watch it!" Swiftpaw meowed. "It'll be informing...and epic!"
"I like the sound of that," Nightstar agreed.
"I'll get the popcorn!" Stonefur called.
"As long as it doesn't have any fishy seasning!" Half-tail meowed.
"I'll set up the hi-def TV--"
"No!"
All of the StarClan gatos stopped Oakheart from turning on the TV. They didn't want anyone down on Earth to hear what was going on...AGAIN!
"I'll turn it on," Crookedstar chided, heading towards the hi-def TV.
As he left, DJ Oakie-Heartie coughed under his breath. "Kill joy."
"Annoying brother!" Crookedstar coughed.
As they had their sibling feud, all of StarClan gathered around to watch the movie that could most-likely save the Clans. ...
Hi I'm making a few chapters for Warriors 2012 #2, which is a segundo story to Warriors 2012 which was por ttmrktmnrfn0830. It's a warriors parody, and I'll try my best to make it funny!
I have to warn tu though that this could be a major spoiler. Right now, Leafpaw and Squirrelpaw and others of that age are apprentices, so yeah, it could be a spoiler.
Also, Some things in this story could be inaccurate, like not how it was in the books. Please excuse this, cuz some of it needs to be innacurrate to be funny.
I have to warn tu though that this could be a major spoiler. Right now, Leafpaw and Squirrelpaw and others of that age are apprentices, so yeah, it could be a spoiler.
Also, Some things in this story could be inaccurate, like not how it was in the books. Please excuse this, cuz some of it needs to be innacurrate to be funny.
