Quake III: Arena screenshot

(Note: If tu are at all offended with these jokes, then good. That is exactly what I wanted to do. However, if tu wish to lynch me, I can't blame you) Tonight on Fux News, a secret is found. Do tu wanna know what is the biggest problem in the world. It’s not massive violence, it’s not disease, its not world hunger. This thing is so terrible, it makes human trafficking, child abuse, and that Jack and Jill movie with Adam Sandler look like a breeze. I’m talking about video games. Let me give tu a little history on video games. back in 1972, the devil himself, Nolan Bushnell, rose from...