Cat Valentine

Beck is talking on the phone with Andre sitting at the sushi restaurant. "Did tu see that jerk? The guy actually took my chair, while I was still on it! I don't know about him man, he gives me the creeps"Beck said.

"This is coming from the dude that went out with the chick with the scissors locker that barks at dogs."Andre pointed out laying on his bed.
"ANDRE STOP TALKING TO YOURSELF!"
"I'm talking to Beck Grandma!
"DON'T tu LIE HE AIN'T HERE!"
"ON THE PHONE GRANDMA! PUT THE UMBRELLA DOWN BEFORE tu HURT YOURSELF!"

Beck is listening to this. "Andre! Yo, still here"
"Uh yeah Beck, tu sure you...

Ok. Here it comes for the millionth time. I feel like I should have a theme song for my rants, but I'm too lazy to make one. So why don't tu make up your own theme song and sing it in your head right now.

*insert theme song here*

Whew! I amor that song, it touches me every time. Now, onto my rant. This is aaaaa pardo, dun pardo, dun duuun, Jori rant. Yup, another one. This time, it's más so aimed at Dan though and the aspect of homosexuality on this mostrar period.

I'm really sorry if tu don't want to admit it, but there are a lot of homosexual referances on Victorious. I personally amor it and hate it and...