1. If a boy is aloof, stand-offish, ignores tu o is just plain rude, it is because he is secretly in amor with tu — and tu are the point of his existence.
2. Secrets are good — especially life-threatening ones.
3. It’s OK for a potential romantic interest to be dimwitted, violent and vengeful — as long as he has great abs.
4. If a boy tells tu to stay away from him because he is dangerous and may even kill you, he must be the amor of your life. tu should stay with him since he will keep tu seguro forever.
5. If a boy leaves you, especially suddenly (while telling tu he will never...
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