Twilight Funnies

It all started with my scent
Then everything came and went
You saved me from evil ones
And waited for my response

You dicho that tu feel for me
That you’d never set me free
I was joyous for your love
That’s as gentle as a dove

But then tu left me bleeding
And I was always weeping
My corazón aches n every beat
As I stare in your void seat

I knew that tu amor me still
And there’s no el espacio to fill
Then as tu ask for my hand
My life’s a fairytale land

The prince has returned and loved me
Together forever we’d be
Everything was set on motion
Then there came a commotion

All I did was to make it all worse
Now...

Brianna: Oh my god! Shut her up!

Me: I'm a barbie girl, in a barbie world! Life in plastic, it's fantastic! tu can brush my hair, undress me anywhere! Imagination, life is your creation! Common Barbie, let's go party. -Sings-

Alec: -Hums and bobs head to my singing-

Brianna: -Looks at us weirdly- What is wrongwith tu people?

Me: -Smiles- Lots of things. Like, that I eat people.

Alec: No, that's me. I eat people.

Me: Oh yeah, I like to party.

Demetri: -Randomly shows up- No, I like to party.

Alec and Brianna: -Nods-

Me: -Flips him off then smiles- Oh! Oh! I flip people off.

Felix -Walks into room randomly...

I really like this story.I've done three in one day.Wow that beats my record of usually only two.

.:Story Start:.
"Hey...Can I ask tu a question...", I started to say.When the door opened and Alec came in his eyes once, again red.I smiled and waved to him.He looked from me to Jane than said,
"Wait!You two in the same room and it didn't blow up!Wow...", he laughed, and I rolled my eyes, while Jane shaked her head.
"Well...I gotta go..See yah later Laura, Alec.", she said, I waved bye and Alec just nodded.I looked to Alec and he suddenly said,
"We're allowed!", I looked at him with a pregunta mark...

"Charlie!" I hadn't ever run in heels so fast before in my life. Charlie's hari was graying in places and so was his beard. Other than that, he still looked the same.

I pulled back and smiled at him. "You look great."

"So do tu Bells." Charlie smiled back.

"Bella!" A voice called for me across the airport. I knew this voice like I knew my own name. I turned to look at him tears stinging my eyes.

There he was. His green eyes were wide with surprise. His hair was a little longer and his body was a bit más muscled. He had stuble, but just enough to make him go from handsom, to sexy. A German shepard...

Carlisle went at 2 and esme went inicial at 3 because they were all going hunting including edward.I made him go saying that i was going to cama earlie and that i would be fine,he finally left and i ate my cena watched a film then went to bed.I wasnt worried Victoria hasnt been anywhere near forks since she tried to kill me.

1 WEEK LATER:
Today is Friday and it is kinda sunny outside,edward and the rest of the family are going hunting tomorrow so i am going to stay inside when they go so safty reasons.Me and Edward are in the back garden,i am laying on the hammock and edward is planting flowers....

Thankies to each of tu sweethearts for lectura and commenting on each of my posts! This chapter is one I cried over. It's kinda sad :( I hope tu still enjoy it though :) Much amor to each of y'all, from me. <333
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*Paying the Price
The battle continued to rage on before Summer’s eyes. She forced herself not to concentrate on her draining energy. Her family and friends needed her strength in order to live. She regretted not being able to use the offensive part of her shield, for fear of wasting her vigor. They were obviously outnumbered by...

Surprise!

Bella

"There's someone we'd like tu to meet." Edward said, and I knew that this was it.

I went to get Lily, who was waiting in the hallway with Alice. My corazón thudded violently, and I tried not to let how nervous I actually was show.

"Come on, sweetie." I took Lily's hand in mine and followed Alice back into the living room.

Everybody stared at us, immobile and silent. tu could have heard a pin drop, the room was so quiet. Edward came over to stand on Lily's other side, and I was grateful for his silent support. I really wanted to reach out and take his hand, to make sure that he was...

Dear diary, 4th may 2010)
as this is my first entry i am going to tell tu about our family. obiously we are vampiros and there are nine of us all together. bella and edward with there half vampire daughter, renesmee, emmet and rosalie (about to get married! again) carslile and esme, who are our adopted parents and me and jasper. renesmee just celebrated her 6th birthday (to my delight) and i gave her a diary. as she was filling it in she suggested that i got one two. well.. me, her and reluctant bella went shopping and renesmee ran off. of corse i wasnt that worried, shes half vampire. anyway...

1 mes later
It is two months till Renesmee is born and i look like i am 9 months pregnant.Me and edward are moving into the house in two weeks and i actually cant wait it will be nice not being cramped in this house.I am packing things up for edward to bring to the house alice is here too to decide what stays and goes.
i like them,and i will be the one wearing the clothes not you"i dicho to her as she looked at my jeans.
"I know but tu will have to have nice clothes to go with your new face"she moaned,what did she mean my new face i looked at edward he was looking at alice as if he could kill...

*episode six*
*Up!*
Emmett’s P.O.V:
*thinking*
I wasn’t 100% sure that Rosalie would forgive me
I wasn’t sure about anything except video games and…
Parties.
*done thinking*
Emmett: *playing video games*
Rosalie: *walks in* Hey, baby.
Emmett *smiles and pauses game* Hi, Rosa.
Rosalie: *sits on his lap* Hi.
Emmett: *pulls her on his lap* so am I forgiven?
Rosalie: Yes, babe.
Emmett: *happy* Yay!
Rosalie: *kisses him* I hear Jazz gave tu a speech.
Emmett: Yes, he did-he dicho that Ali was sick.
Rosalie: *frowns* She is-we don’t know what’s wrong with her.
Emmett: where is she?
Rosalie: Carlisle is...

1 mes later:

I have 3 months to go untill Renesmee is born,i look like i am 7 months pregnant but i dont mind.I have been spending nearly everyday with jacob we have become even closer than before but i dont see him más than a friend i think he knows that.Today is Friday and it is the end of school today is graduation,alice got me something to wear and i went to my graduation.The ceremony only took about and hora and a half then it was over i went to a restraunte with charlie then alice brought me up to her house because she dicho she had stuff for me and renesmee.We drove up there and went...

This is when Edward leaves but different story to what happenes to when he is gone.

Edward and i were in my bedroom,we had just got back from my 18th birthday party.It went horribley wrong Jasper almost killed me.It was 11 o'clock when edward said"charlie is coming"then he jumped out my window.Charlie came in and said"Bella i have to go to the station i will be there all night something happened","thats fine dad cya tomorrow".Then he left and edward came back,edward hadnt talked to me all night all he dicho was charlie is coming.He said"I am so sorry bella",I jumped out of the cama and went to...

Edwards POV

It was my birthday.I only want my amor Bella back in my arms,but that wasn't going to happen.

I hared a knock at my door,it was Alice.

"Come in Alice." I said.She was thinking I hope tu have fun at school because were going hunting and tu cant come haha

"Well that's nice "I said.She just smiled

"Well I don't think tu will say that when tu see why tu cant come. But tu have to go to school to see to see it.Happy birthday"She dicho she didn't think of what was at school all morning.They all sang Happy birthday but I wasn't a happy birthday i still miss her I know she would of been...

Dear Twilighters,

Greetings to all of tu from the link club! I'm Dearheart, and I'm one of the people who first founded the CAT.

Before I say anything else, let me clarify some things for you: No, I don't like Twilight and probably never will. That's just me. But I respect the people who DO like it, and I won't bite any of your heads off just because tu happen to have different tastes than me. If you're crazy about Twilight, that's awesome! I won't ever criticize tu for that o try to force tu to "convert" to the anti side.

I'm escritura this to tu now because I want to let tu all know, once...

"none of us have an idea but its stronger then her allready" we had no idea what that ment either. we knew less then them. i think
he thought of the thing ripping her out from the inside
"help me stop it he me stop this from happerning" i whispered. almost begged.
"how offer her my stud servises? this is really sick she will never listern" he flinched like it was desusting to him but to me it was what would help bella to live.
"try there is nothing to lose now how can it hurt?"
and how could it she was allready dieing. so was i nothing could hurt anymore. o was there?
it would hurt me havnt...

*by Stephenie Meyer*



TWILIGHT - chapter 22 - HIDE-AND-SEEK


The minutos passed and Edward's arrival grew closer. It was amazing how every cell in my body seemed to know he was coming, to long for his coming. That made it very hard. I found myself trying to think of excuses to stay, to see him first and then make my escape. But I knew that was impossible if I was going to have any chance to get away.
Several times Alice offered to go get breakfast with me. Later, I told her, not yet.
I stared at the arrival board, watching as flight after flight arrived on time. The flight from Seattle crept closer...

I was soo bored, flicking through the channels was pointles i knew i diddnt want to watch tv anyway. the room was soo quiet, i diddnt like it.
edward had woken me up a little while hace explaining that his family was going out for about hora and a bit for hunting,so i was inicial alone with Tanna. i couldn't hear Tanna mostrar that she was awake, thank god.
i stood up and walked oout the door still wearing yesterdays clothes, now considering that im still human and i still have cravings like one, i went straight to the cupboard, and searched for the first thing that dicho PIG OUT! I also wanted to...

*by Steohenie Meyer*



TWILIGHT - chapter 20 - IMPATIENCE


It was a very long day.
We stayed in the room. Alice called down to the front escritorio and asked them to ignore our maid service for now. The windows stayed shut, the TV on, though no one watched it. At regular intervals, comida was delivered for me. The silver phone resting on Alice's bag seemed to grow bigger as the hours passed.
My babysitters handled the suspense better than I did. As I fidgeted and paced, they simply grew más still, two statues whose eyes followed me imperceptibly as I moved. I occupied myself with memorizing the room;...

This is Bella dwelling on how her life turned out. It is supposed to be if Alice never saw her jump off the cliff, so they didn't go to the Volturi, Edward is still alive somewhere but she hasn't seen any of the Cullens since her disastrous birthday party. Enjoy!


“Goodnight Mama!”

“Goodnight sweetie, I’ll see tu bright and early in the morning, ready for fishing with Grandpa ok? amor you”

I hugged and kissed my two, adorable children and wished them goodnight.

Oh, how big they were getting! Ben was almost eight! How I loved our little Ben, just like his father. The same sun-kissed,...