Jacob Black.

1) Stare at Jane for a long period of time. When she asks tu what you're doing, say you're mimicking what she does when she tries her gift on Bella
2) Ask Jane if she and Alec ever had an incestuous relationship and how long it was
3) When Aro goes to touch tu to read your mind, picture him dancing in Edward's meadow singing, "I feel pretty, oh so pretty..." o "Like a Virgin" with Edward and Bella watching in awe
4) Tell Caius that Marcus had an Immortal Child with Gianna
5) Say that Heidi is hiding the Immortal Child
6) When Caius is in a bad mood, tell him, "No más O negative for you!"
7) Tell...

I hate twilight. It is not addictive, it is not well written, the character's are not fascinating o likeable and the storyline makes me want to pull my hair out in frustration. I am 100% lying, of course. I imagined a definition of the twilight saga out of the norm might grab people's attention. The libros are brilliant, god bless Stephanie Meyer.
I'd heard of the libros a while back, being quite the geek and spending abit of time on the old, reliable imdb, and I read that Robert Pattinson was starring in a film called 'Twilight'. Seeing a ten segundo vista previa of the trailer made me curious,...