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This short story is based mainly on Twilight. It's mainly about the enjoyment that I thought Jasper and Emmett would have got out of Edward falling for a human. The three of them always seemed to be close in my mind, so I figured that Jasper and Emmett would tease Edward after he fell in love. Please comentario and tell me what tu think!!
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Jasper and Emmett got way too much enjoyment out of the fact that I was in amor with a human. They would look at me across the sitting room when I would be lectura there and start snickering, nudging each other and thinking of how hilarious it was that...

1 mes later
It is two months till Renesmee is born and i look like i am 9 months pregnant.Me and edward are moving into the house in two weeks and i actually cant wait it will be nice not being cramped in this house.I am packing things up for edward to bring to the house alice is here too to decide what stays and goes.
i like them,and i will be the one wearing the clothes not you"i dicho to her as she looked at my jeans.
"I know but tu will have to have nice clothes to go with your new face"she moaned,what did she mean my new face i looked at edward he was looking at alice as if he could kill...

*episode six*
*Up!*
Emmett’s P.O.V:
*thinking*
I wasn’t 100% sure that Rosalie would forgive me
I wasn’t sure about anything except video games and…
Parties.
*done thinking*
Emmett: *playing video games*
Rosalie: *walks in* Hey, baby.
Emmett *smiles and pauses game* Hi, Rosa.
Rosalie: *sits on his lap* Hi.
Emmett: *pulls her on his lap* so am I forgiven?
Rosalie: Yes, babe.
Emmett: *happy* Yay!
Rosalie: *kisses him* I hear Jazz gave tu a speech.
Emmett: Yes, he did-he dicho that Ali was sick.
Rosalie: *frowns* She is-we don’t know what’s wrong with her.
Emmett: where is she?
Rosalie: Carlisle is...

*by Stephenie Meyer*



NEW MOON - chapter 2 - STITCHES



“How does your arm feel?”
“Just fine.” Actually, it was starting to blaze under the bandage. I wanted ice. I would have settled for his hand, but that would have dado me away.
“I’ll get tu some Tylenol.”
“I don’t need anything,” I protested, but he slid me off his lap and headed for the door.
“Charlie,” I hissed. Charlie wasn’t exactly aware that Edward stayed over. In fact, he would have a stroke if the fact were brought to his attention. But I didn’t feel too guilty for deceiving him. It wasn’t as if we were...

1 mes later:

I have 3 months to go untill Renesmee is born,i look like i am 7 months pregnant but i dont mind.I have been spending nearly everyday with jacob we have become even closer than before but i dont see him más than a friend i think he knows that.Today is Friday and it is the end of school today is graduation,alice got me something to wear and i went to my graduation.The ceremony only took about and hora and a half then it was over i went to a restraunte with charlie then alice brought me up to her house because she dicho she had stuff for me and renesmee.We drove up there and went...

After Sarah's party, she had layed down on the sofá beside Dad and fell asleep with her head on his lap. Mom was sitting on the other side of her and Jake and I gathered up all her presents and put them in the back of the Audi.
Jasper and Alice had gotten her más clothes and shoes, and a couple of dresses. She dicho they were for her to dress up in, but they looked like they were at least three hundred dollars a peice.
Emmet and Rosalie got her a pimped out power wheels. It was rosado, rosa and went fifteen miles an hour. Good thing they got her a casco to go with it.
Mom and Dad gave her a foto albam...

*by Stephenie Meyer*



NEW MOON - chapter 2 - STITCHES


“You know my father was a clergyman,” he mused as he cleaned the mesa, tabla carefully, rubbing everything down with we gauze, and then doing it again. The smell of the alcohol burned my nose. “He had a rather harsh view of the world, which I was already beginning to pregunta before the time that I changed.” Carlisle put all the dirty gauze and the glass slivers into an empty crystal bowl. I didn’t understand what he was doing, even when he lit the match. Then he threw it onto the alcohol-soaked fibers, and the sudden blaze made me jump....

I walked out and sat down on the couch. Edward came and sat siguiente to me.I couldn't look him in the eyes.Everyone was asleep except me and Edward.They were all snoring.Emmett and Rose were propped up against the sofa like they were still awake and watching t.v., I stood up and crepts past Alice, jasper and Emmett, when I stepped across rose she sniffled and I jumped , I giggled and Edward ran up behind me "where tu going?"

"well I'm going in your room I'm not sleeping down here with them snoring all night."I dicho and pointed at them.

I walked up the stairs and went to Edwards room.I started to...

Rosalie’s P.O.V:
Riding in silence I heard Bella open her cell phone in the back and type in numbers. “Who are tu calling?” I asked looking at the back mostrando mirror. “You don’t need to know.” She snapped back like a rubber band. I snorted, “You know you’re an ungrateful snobby bitch.” She gaped at me, “Oh yeah, well at least I don’t have to stuff toilet paper down my shirt. I have real ones.” I screamed madly, “Oh please, if tu had real ones tu would have had sex with Edward already.” “At least I have a shot at having a kid, ass.” That’s where I got mad...

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear Renesmee, happy birthday to you
Everybody sang out.

After Renesmee blew out her candles
Carlisle and Esme walk over to her in a slow human pace, and handed her an oddly shaped small box, saying happy birthday Renesmee amor granddad Carlisle and grandma Esme on the parte superior, arriba of the tinny gift.
Happy birthday Renesmee chuckled Carlisle, Renesmee giggled and leaped on Carlisle and squeaked in her high pitched voice thank tu granddad, thank tu grandma. If I didn’t know that tu grow so fast I think I would have mistaken tu for a thirteen...

This is when Edward leaves but different story to what happenes to when he is gone.

Edward and i were in my bedroom,we had just got back from my 18th birthday party.It went horribley wrong Jasper almost killed me.It was 11 o'clock when edward said"charlie is coming"then he jumped out my window.Charlie came in and said"Bella i have to go to the station i will be there all night something happened","thats fine dad cya tomorrow".Then he left and edward came back,edward hadnt talked to me all night all he dicho was charlie is coming.He said"I am so sorry bella",I jumped out of the cama and went to...

Edward took the hand in front of him uncertainly and shook it. Damon smirked at him as they both tried to subtly crush each others hand. But neither of them succeeded.
“I’m Edward Cullen, nice to meet you” Edward dicho through gritted teeth, introducing himself.
“Nice to meet tu Edward,” Damon dicho in a mock politeness. They still had their eyes fixed warily on each other. “So what exactly were tu hunting? Because I don’t see a human in sight,” Damon said, glancing around into the surrounding forest.
“I don’t hunt humans. I only hunt animals,” Edward replied smoothly....

This is just a little extended ending for breaking dawn. I loved the cute ending where Bella removed her shield, so Edward could hear her thoughts for the first time ever. I don't want to change that, I just had this idea, and decided to write it down. I'm not a great writer, it was just an idea. Just imagine it added on the end of the book.



I finally felt at inicial again. After 100 years I was finally able to come back to Forks, Washington. I had been back at Forks high school for two months now, and of course it being the small town it is, we were the most exciting event in months, the Cullen...

Edwards POV

It was my birthday.I only want my amor Bella back in my arms,but that wasn't going to happen.

I hared a knock at my door,it was Alice.

"Come in Alice." I said.She was thinking I hope tu have fun at school because were going hunting and tu cant come haha

"Well that's nice "I said.She just smiled

"Well I don't think tu will say that when tu see why tu cant come. But tu have to go to school to see to see it.Happy birthday"She dicho she didn't think of what was at school all morning.They all sang Happy birthday but I wasn't a happy birthday i still miss her I know she would of been...

Dear Twilighters,

Greetings to all of tu from the link club! I'm Dearheart, and I'm one of the people who first founded the CAT.

Before I say anything else, let me clarify some things for you: No, I don't like Twilight and probably never will. That's just me. But I respect the people who DO like it, and I won't bite any of your heads off just because tu happen to have different tastes than me. If you're crazy about Twilight, that's awesome! I won't ever criticize tu for that o try to force tu to "convert" to the anti side.

I'm escritura this to tu now because I want to let tu all know, once...