Serie Crepúsculo Article: Kidnapped por The Volturi.

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posted by ShelbyxFelix

misceláneo voice: Get up. -Kicks me in the side-

Me: W t f man, tu don't have to kick me.

misceláneo voice: -Kicks again- Hey! I'm not a man! My name is Jane and I am very much a girl!

Me: I don't know that for sure... - Gets up and stands up-

Jane: -Growls and trys to burn me- Why isn't it working?!

Me: -Smirks- I am invincable! Mwahahaha!

-A big guy walks in-

Me: Woah. -Eyes go big and stares at him-

Man: Stop staring, staring isn't nice!

Jane: -Rolls eyes- Felix take the girl away, my powers don't work on her.

Felix: -Rolls eyes and grab me por the arm- Let's go human that has a staring problem.

Me: -Pouts- I don't have a staring problem! You're just incredibly gorgues, kinda hard not to stare.

Felix: -Shrugs- You're not too bad yourself.

Me: -Turns to Felx- Wanna make out?

Felix: -Gives me weird look-

Me: -Shrugs- Your loss..

Felix: -Keeps giving me weird look- You're weird.

Me: -Smiles- So I've been told. -Gets thrown in room- What tha?

Felix: -Leaves room-

Me: -Looks around room- Brianna!

Brianna: -looks at me- Huh? What? Hi? Ah, I'm so confused. -Curls up in ball-

Me: -Pats head- It's okay. I'm confused too.

Brianna: -Comes out of ball- I'm hungry.

Me: Me too.

Brianna: Shelby, Shelby Shelby, Shelby, Shelby, Shelby, Shelby.

Me: What?! Ah, shush it! -Covers ears-

Voice: Uhhhhh...

Brianne: -Looks up- Oh, hi Alec.

Alec: What's with her? -Looks at me with my ears covered and eyes squeezed shut-

Brianna: She's confused and annoyed. -Smiles triumphently(sp?)-

Me: -Un coveres ears and opens eyes- Hi. -Smiles at Alec-

Alec: -Gives me weird look and waves slightly.- Hello.

Me: -Gives him crazy look- Why are we here? Why are tu here? Why is the world here?

Brianna and Alec: Huh?

Me. -Shrugs and starts picking at my skinny jeans-

Brianna: Mmmhhhmmm...

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moolah alrigtht.:)

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Chapter 15

posted by mrsblack_1089

This might make tu feel a little, weird, just rate and comentario according to your feelings about it and I hope everyone enjoys, regardless of the slightly changed storyline...

Light streamed in through the window of our bedroom, reflecting off the yellow walls and turning them the beautiful color I had imagined they would be. I was lying on parte superior, arriba of Jacob's chest, breathing in his woodsy-pine scent. He breathed steadily in and out, as calm as if he were sleeping, though he was awake, too. A pile of fabric was lying siguiente to the bed. After a segundo of staring at it, I realized it was my nightgown,...

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It's official: TWILIGHT is the new Harry Potter

posted by Zeisha

Indigo has issued a press release stating their figures indicate that this año Stephenie Meyers' Twilight series did más sales than J.K. Rowling's Harry Potter series did last year, which included the final Potter book. Good timing for Twilight, of course, as the movie opens tomorrow. Haven't read the books? Don't fret, "Canada’s Twilight Saga headquarters" surely has plenty of copies left.

For more, read Mark's story (and interview with Meyers) on the occasion of the release of Breaking Dawn, the fourth and "final" book in the Twilight series.

Here is the full Indigo press release:

Young...

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Robert Pattinson’s Twilight Romance

posted by Zeisha

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart grace the cover of the new issue of Life & Style.

The on-screen couple recently lit up the red carpet at the Twilight premiere on Monday night with the rest of the cast.

An insider reveals the secrets behind the set about the couple to the magazine: “Kristen and Rob bonded from the moment they met. They got along so well that people were convinced they were secretly in love. She [Kristen] and Rob had a lot in common, and it didn’t take long for them to develop a very close relationship.”

The insider also had to share: “They were very touchy-feely around each other and they seemed to share a lot of inside jokes.”

Maybe there’s más than just movie magic going on, but we highly doubt it. Kristen, 18, has been dating actor Michael Angarano for, as she puts it, “forever.”

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ok i know this has nothing to do with TWILIGHT but twilight inspired this so PLZ READ!!!!!

posted by house1

ok i know this has nothing to do with TWILIGHT i was just bored and i got to escritura my own stroy not to sell o nothing just becasue i was bored so i don't know if i should go on PLZ give me ur
opinion on what u think so..... yup here it is
o and yes i know i kept the name EDWARD and yes i know the girls name is close to BELLA so this was just for fun!!!

CHAPTER 1

“I hate it here” I dicho in the most mad voice I could ever say As I looked back I could see my mothers face looking at me with a look that could just make tu fell like killing your self. When I got to my room I could see that...

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The Haunting Continues.

posted by DefineDelicate

in the mood to be misceláneo again. *sighs*

I wrote a articulo Last week on how Twilight found me, saying that the Cover did in fact haunt me.
but since i finally cave in and read. i realize that the Haunting is not over.

I'm Obsessed it's true, but this is turning scaryyyyy

I'm a disney fan okay, majorly and well..i was watching "101 Dalma.." tu know, anyways, i was watching it to get my mind off of Twilight for once...
and something just jumped up in my face i thought i would share.

one of the Charaters is named Jasper.
the "Call" that the perros do at night to send a message, is called
TWILIGHT Bark.

yeah...am i going insane? i think so..only i put in "21" with Jim surgess okay..and at the end of the movie he did something completely crazy he dicho a line from the Book.

"so, do i Dazzle you?"

I decided to turn off the TV and go to bed..sad thing is, the only thing i dream about is Edward.

should i be scared? O_______o

Possible New Moon movie?

posted by vampiress015

Okay so I was watching an interview that Twilight Lexicon did with Taylor Lautner when they were filming the scenes in La Push.
(you can watch it here link)
Taylor talks about the general things, what they're filming etc. We also find out that he's giving the truck to Bella.
And then it gets interesting.
Near the end he mentions the werewolf transformations, and how he wants to know what he's going to look like. He also says that hair and make-up and wardrobe are having meetings with the director.
Hmmm..do tu think that we'll see the hombres lobo in this movie, o will there be a New Moon movie? Fingers-crossed!
Tell me what tu think please.

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Midnight Sun: HOW COULD THEY!

posted by Wordwok

I have recently visited Stephenie's Official site. I have become indefinitaly horrified.

Midnight Sun has been postponed indefinitaley.

Because stupid wh*r*es have publicado up the beloved work of Midnight Sun that Stephenie had dado them with trust.

I am completely speechless with anger and sadness.

But, thankfully, and unfortunately, Stephenie has publicado up the whole rough draft that was incomplete onto her Official site. I can't believe who would be so cruel as to not even care about the author's right and post up Midnight Sun with no authorization.

I deeply regret what has happened. I can't even imagine how hurt Mrs. Meyer is, but I hope she can come back from this awful experience.

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Buffy the Vampire Slayer Goes To Forks. Part II

posted by CullenCult

"Carlisle!" Edward yelled as soon as he reached the door even though it wasn't necessary. por that time Edward's entire family had appeared out of nowhere of course, and converged in the living room.
"What is it Edward?" Carlisle dicho in a worried tone.
"We have a problem." Edward simply said.
"What is it?" Emmett asked, unworried.
"Charlie knows everything, about us, about the pack, everything. I'm ashamed that I didn't see it sooner. Bella, I'm so sorry." Edward told his family, and his bride-to-be. Who had this blank, morose look on her face.
"What do tu mean?" Esme asked.
"I mean, that,...