Serie Crepúsculo Article: 10 Ways To Annoy Carlisle Cullen (lol, it's funny)

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10 Ways To Annoy Carlisle Cullen (lol, it's funny)

posted by JBDisneyDemi

10.: Tell him only to address tu in a cute English accent.

9.: Call him Carlisle, but be sure to pronounce the 's'. When he corrects you, give him a weird look and tell him the 'q' is silent.

8.: Ask if blondes really do have más fun.

7.: Inquire as to what he actually does during his night shift at the hospital, with all those pretty nurses in ER.

6.: Instead of telling him to "get lost" in an argument, tell him to swim to France.

5.: When he annoys you, respond with "times have changed, old man".

4.: Ask him what type of superhuman power compassion is - what does he do in a fight? amor thy enemy to death?

3.: Leap out from behind the escritorio in his study when he isn't expecting it and spray him with holy water.

2.: Call him Doctor McSteamy o McDreamy.

and finally......

1.: Run around the Emergency Room screaming "I've been bitten! I've been bitten!".

eclipselov, groovychicklisa and 2 others like this

uniquezandy That is funny. Could you try one on how 2 annot emmett that would be funny! Its really good. Keep writin.

juste_123 Heh funny!

Renesmee_XD [i]Inquire as to what he actually does during his night shift at the hospital, with all those pretty nurses in ER.[/i] or [i]Instead of telling him to "get lost" in an argument, tell him to swim to France.[/i] Are the best !! Its hilarious ROFL !!

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Starlit - Vincent (Chapter 18)

posted by Yoss

“Vincent Salvatori asked about you.” Jenny dicho as I joined her for lunch today.

“Who?”

“The recluse. He introduced himself to me during class.” I decided to ditch class this morning. I don’t want to spend an hora and a half beside arrogant Vincent Salvatori.

“I told him tu overslept.” Her eyes narrowed as she took in my bloodshot puffy eyes. “Care to explain to me what last night’s sobbing was about.”

“Some other time, Jen. Don’t want to talk about it.” I murmured then picked up my cup of coffee and took a sip.

“Okay….Listen, do tu want to go to Jessie’s for...

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Starlit - The Violinist (Chapter 17)

posted by Yoss

“Don’t tu really want to go?” Jenny asked. All freshmen were invited to attend an acquaintance party that will be held in the gym.

“I don’t feel like partying, Jen.”

“Come on, Nessie. It would be fun. Don’t tell me you’re still mad at me?”

I sighed. I am not mad, just annoyed out of my wits. I still can’t believe Jenny had pulled that cheap stunt in the cafeteria during lunch.

* * *

We were looking for a table, carrying our tray when she started babbling about her misery about her boyfriend Paul. He still hadn’t called her. I was thinking of something to say to soothe her...

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Starlit - REAL (Chapter 15)

posted by Yoss

His penetrating gaze made me shiver, a mixture of fear and anticipation. Anticipation for what would happen next, now that he’s finally shown himself. Shown me that he is real - TOO REAL.

My nightmares didn’t give his ethereal face justice. His light hair shone like spun gold, his brows were arched aristocratically, his nose perfectly sculpted, his full lips almost femininely enticing. I saved the best for Last – his eyes. They were like blue fire.

Never have I seen such an enigmatic beautiful face. There is an air of arrogance around him. Yet somehow, he seemed melancholic, quiet, and...

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Jacob and Renesmee's life -- Chapter 8

posted by BiteMeCullen107

The siguiente día Jacob and I went to the store and bought everything that was basura food. Then we went to a movie store and got The Covenant, Sweeny Todd, and The Messenger. “Hey Jake what about camioneta, van Helsing?” I dicho trying to lighten up the mood. I looked over at him and he just stared blankly. “Chill, I was kidding.” He had gotten so serious and worried about me, I just missed seeing his big smile that showed all his snowy white teeth. We got inicial and dumped every thing on the living room mesa, tabla and slipped in The Covenant. We wat ched every one of them. Suddenly I stood up forceful and...

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Moonphase Chapter 8 Suprises

posted by iluvtwilight123

Grandpa Carlilse came over to the house with all his equipment, then my Uncles and Aunts came. " Honey are tu ok?" Aunt Rosalie asked and she started to touch my face.
I didn't say anything i was cradled like a baby in my father's arms. I couldn't speak i only coughed and sneezed a few times. " She is just stunned. Remember her old friend on the island well she had a dream that he bit here and killed Jacob." Dad dicho swiftly. Tears started to trickle down my face and when he dicho Jacob it rang a campana in my head. " Dad i need to see Jacob. Please let me go i need to see if he's ok!" I struggled...

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new moon edwards POV part 7

posted by _madz_

I'm sorry this took so long but i have soooo much homework. the siguiente one might not be out till siguiente week because thats when my holidays start. i will keep going though even if its not updated for a while (my internet connection is a little bit dodgy).

Demetri left us in the reception area with Gianna, who was sitting behind her highly polished desk. She really was very good at her job. She still retained her detached look even with her curiosity as strong as it was.
Demetri was anxious to get back to the feast. “Do not leave until dark.”
I nodded, and Demetri quickly hurried away.
I focused...

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Kayla's Secret, Chapter 5

posted by twilight-7

Guys, I'm really sorry this chapter took so long to be publicado but my internet decided to take a holiday last wednesday and came back today. So for that I'm posting two chapters on.
Enjoy.

I woke in the morning alone. I wasn’t surprised. Edward wouldn’t have come back in case Charlie decided to pop his head around the door. I wondered if Charlie hadn’t come to my room, how far would Edward have gone. I was pondering this while I looked for some breakfast. Charlie had gone to work early. Someone needed to speak to him at the station. He was running around in a rush and looked kind of panicked....

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Kidnapped- chapter 2

posted by ktbminnie12

Edward's POV

*30 minutos later*
“So what does this mean, Alice?” I asked.
“I don’t know. Let’s just go back downstairs and see if the lobos are here. Maybe that’s why I can’t see the party. If anything new happens, then I’ll let tu know. I promise,” she dicho heading out the door.
The whole family was gathered in Carlisle’s study, talking about the sudden disappearance of the party.
“Okay,” I said. I headed down the stairs. The first thing I did was look for Bella. I got down to where I left her. She wasn’t there. I walked to the cocina to see...

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Living Our Happy Ever After

posted by sh0rtiinedward

i hope tu like it am working on it
and am working on the título if tu have a good one please tell me!!!!!!!

i was pretty sure that since the horrific experience with the voltuary, our happy ever after will begin but something strange is happening to me i been having visions and this is very weird, because the vision thing is Alice's jOb not mine, but what i realize is that maybe are just memories from my human life, so this doesn't bothers me anymore.
What i have to do is take care of my little ángel and don't worry abOut this stupid visions.
im planning to spend más time with Nessi, she just...

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NEWS FLASH ON MIDNIGHT SUN!

posted by twilight_unite

!!!!!!ATTENTION ALL TWILIGHT FANS!!!!!!
If tu are a MAJOR o just a fan of Stephanie Meyer's most popular Twilight Saga then pay attention.

On youtube.com there is a video of Stephanie being interviewed.She is going to publicar Midnight Sun.If tu have read her draft of Midnight Sun o even if tu haven't then tu can right how tu think it should be.She wants to see what her fans (aka- Us)think.And she also beleives that if we have a story in us then we should write it out and mostrar evryone what we're capable of.

-twilight_unite-(MAJOR fan OF TWILIGHT SAGA)

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Emmett Story Part 3

posted by just_bella

OK, quick recap:

"Benjamin, would tu and Emmett please gather the remains of the oveja and put them in the small granero until after lunch?" He dicho as he lead the way into the house.

We made our way to the first animal that the children had found. I picked the poor beast up in my arms, attempting to keep the blood from getting on my clothing. I made my way over to the smaller of the barns as Ben turned to go to the field in buscar of other casualties.

We managed to collected all 3 sheep, and made our way back to the house without ruining our clothing, and hopefully before all the lunch was gone....

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Starlit - Chapter 5

posted by Yoss

Chapter 5 – Plans

I woke up screaming. It felt like I have screamed my lungs out. My throat felt raw. I sat up and wiped my tears away with my favorito! blanket – a gift from Grandmother Renee. She was told the whole adoption “press release, “of course. That was a few years back when the rest of my family was convinced that it was seguro to finally meet her. That was the año I stopped aging.

I realized my whole body was covered with sweat. I got up from bed, intending to take a cold shower. That’s when I saw my favorito! photograph lying face down on the floor. I picked it up and found...

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Starlit - Chapter 3

posted by Yoss

Chapter 3 - The Gazebo

My feet planted noiselessly on the warm green grass. The light that was shining on my face a while hace was the sun. The sky was clear blue, a rare event for Forks.

I stared around me – no gaped would be the perfect word to describe what I’m doing right now. Where am I? I’m sure I’m not in our cottage o at the Cullen Mansion. This place is definitely not La Push. Could this place truly exist? Could I still be in Forks?

I noticed that the cama I was sleeping on a couple of segundos hace was a different one. I frowned, there is no way that this magnificent cama fit for...

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Kayla, The Final Chapter!!

posted by twilight-7

Jacob couldn’t wait for another time.
Charlie and I were sitting in the living-room, watching TV and talking, when someone knocked on the door.
“Will tu get that, Kayla,” Charlie said. He was smiling. I didn’t like that smile. He knew something that I didn’t. I hated that.
I opened the door and almost had a corazón attack. Standing there, grinning crazily, was Jacob.
“Jacob!” I said, utterly shocked.
His grin vanished when he saw me. His eyes went from shining happily, to blazing angrily. His hands balled up into fists and he started shaking. I grabbed one of his shaking arms and...

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Kayla, Chapter 28

posted by twilight-7

“Baseball?”
He smiled sweetly at me. “I knew tu would amor it.”
“Baseball?”
His smile faltered. “I thought tu liked spending time with my family?”
“BASEBALL?” I screamed at him. “You want me to play baseball with your family?!”
He backed away from me.
“Be quiet, Kayla,” he shushed me. “Charlie will hear and come-”
There were quick footsteps on the stairs. Edward ran and hid in my closet and I quickly picked up my cell phone.
“You have got to be kidding me!” I shouted down my cell.
My door opened and Charlie walked in. He looked around my room suspiciously, trying...

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GRRRR!!!!!

posted by Yoss

My morning here at the office started out fairly well - drooling over Rob on my desktop, posting an article, updating my reports and then…AND THEN THIS!!!! THIS!!!!

BREAKING NEWS: TWILIGHT estrella DIED OF DRUG OVERDOSE!!

My bandeja de entrada started piling up with messages from my office mates, one even dicho condolence. UGH! One asked, what would happen to New Moon. Would there be a re-shoot? One encouraged me to file for a leave so we could mourn. ACK! THIS IS NOT TRUE! (Tell me, it’s not true.) I refuse to believe. My blood literally boiled. My morning is ruined-ruined beyond repair, I think. I absolutely hate people who spread vicious rumors around. Can’t they just leave famous celebridades alone? GRRRR!!!!!!

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Dreamnapped-Chapter Three Stranger

posted by Twilight597

Sorry this one is so short and it took so long to put up. like i dicho i'm a horrible typer.

Chapter Three- Stranger

The ducha, ducha de was hot. I didn’t take long because I knew he was waiting. When I got out there was a bandage on the sink counter. Supposedly he left this for my head. I put it on the cut carefully, so it wont smell as good to him. I’d have to be careful on cutting myself around him. As I walked back to the sofá to find Keith looking at the food.
When he saw me walk in he said, ”How do tu stand eating this?” I shrugged, “ I...

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My Valentine - Chapter 5

posted by dinosteph

First off,
I want to give a little shout out to Logan, who is my friend Laura's younger brother. I hope i'm not outing tu as a twilight fan haha!

I had dado my friend the link for my story, and she was going to read it first, make sure it was appropriate, and then share it with her brother, only to find out that he has been lectura my stories all along.

I'm glad tu like the story Logan!

annnnd Second.
I leave for Miami in 8 days. If tu haven't noticed already, I do this and the untitled story back and forth, updating a chapter for each.

I'm in the middle of midterms, which I tend to put off...

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Bella's alternative- chapter 2

posted by yazangi

While Bella is unconscience Jacob is still with the boys so he doesn't really know that bella passed out. Christy is a new girl in town, a nurse so when she sees Bella she helps her feel a little bit better. Jacob finally runs into Bella and asks Christy what was wrong with her. "Nothing serious she just hit her head, does she fall down a lot because she doesn't really feel shocked at all?!"
"huh, yeah she tripps over a lot," Jacob sighed awkwardly. [i]Jake, pull yourself together man, what's wrong with you? it must be the weather. Who is this girl anyway?[i] After that día on Bella and Christy...

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Twilight, New moon and Eclipse confessions

posted by Annaoth

Twilight confessions
#1 I poured glitter on my boyfriend so he'd be just like Edward
#2 Fictional characters dazzle me. Frequently.
#3 cordero chops are delicious
#4 I stabbed Edward Cullen with a spork. And lived to tell the tale
#5 I stay up at night waiting for Edward to mostrar up
#6 Ballet studios give me chills
#7 I've developed a weird habit of biting people
#8 I'm willing to bet against Alice
#9 Shiny Silver Volvos make me squeal like a fan girl
#10 When I have kids, I'll name them after the Cullens
#11 I jumped in front of a moving camioneta, van just to see if Edward will save me
#12 I'm intoxicated por the mere...