1. tu consider yourself a crazy Twilight Addict & your pretty dang proud of it.
2. tu can repeat frases from the book por heart.
3. You've made Twilight Saga related fan art and/or fan fiction stories.
4. tu are currently debating with your friends about who's Team tu are on.
5. tu never mess with the homeless. :D
6. Every time tu hear thunder, tu wonder if some place, somewhere, vampiros are playing baseball.
7. tu have frequent dreams about anything Twilight related.
8. tu tried to enroll in the Forks High School because tu were totally siked about being a Sparta. But sadly, your enrollments never got entered. : (
9. Sometimes, tu act our scenes from the libros and make your family/friends watch!
10. One, many o all of your walls are PLASTERED with Twilight related posters.
11. tu would be glad to assist any of the Cullens, Volterra, Nomads, lobo Pack in any way they need be; Even if the Volterra needs a pretty new toy to play with.
12. There's no doubt about it; tu would let Carlisle o any of the Cullens, Volterra o Nomads change tu into a vampire if possible.
13. tu want Jacob, Embry, Quil o any member of the lobo Pack to imprint on you.
14. tu walk around mumbling the frases from the libros because everyone is sick of hearing them!
15. tu can make a Twilight reference out about anything. :)
16. tu want to get married on August 13.
17. Your ring will HAVE to be an exact replica of the ring Edward gave Bella in Eclipse.
18. Even if your conversations aren't verging on Twilight related things at all, tu just can't help but to add something knowledgeable about the Saga.
19. You've named your perros after Jacob and his lobo Pack members.
20. When tu have kids, you'll name them after the Cullens, the lobo Pack, the Volterra o maybe even some of the Nomads!
21. You've considered pouring glitter on your boyfriend so he'd sparkle like Edward.
22. You've also considered (if tu amor Jake) to make your boyfriend sleep with the perros for a while so he'll have that glorious dog smell.
23. You've considered going to a mental institution to find someone who is somewhat like Jasper so tu can cut yourself in from of him and see what happens.
24. Fictional characters dazzle tu frequently.
25. tu LIVE por the Switzerland quote in Eclipse.
26. You've considered buying a cordero & lion and see how things go...
27. tu sometimes stay up at night waiting for Edward.
28. You've developed a strange habit of biting other people. 0.o
29. Your not willing to bet against Jane, in fears of her paralyzing you.
20. But, you'd gladly bet against Alice, never Edward though. (Hehe)
21. When tu see shiny, silver Volvos, tu scream like a fan girl.
22. You've jumped in front of a moving camioneta, van just to see if Edward would save you. (Sadly, I would think tu wouldn't be with us any longer, but at least someone was nice enough to save you.:)
23. Whenever tu hear lobos howling, tu wanna go jump out of your skin and registrarse them.
24. tu wake yourself up at night por screaming because your having a terrible nightmare.
25. tu get freaked out when people stare at you, thank Edward Cullen for that.
26. tu try making people drink honey to have a velvet-like voice like Edward.
27. Sometimes tu hear voices in your head...
28. tu threw New Moon at the muro when Edward left.
29. And then threw it back at the same muro when Jake kissed Bella.
30. Or... tu jumped up & down when Edward left and hugged the book to your chest.
31. And... Then... tu threw the book at the muro when Edward came back.
32. tu didn't want Victoria to die, she was kinda cool.
33. tu NEVER let your friends drive drunk.
34. tu also NEVER forget to give your friends that measly fifty cent box of candy.
35. tu bought (or received as a present) a yellow Porsche like Alice's o a shiny, silver Volvo like Edward.
36. If Edward dies, your heading off to the Volterra.
37. tu wouldn't mind hanging around the humans, but who would want to do that when you've got vamps & wolfes walking around?
38. Your epiphany, like Bella's, is stating the obvious.
39. tu wouldn't mind Alice planning your wedding, picking our your clothes, doing your toenails o taking tu on shopping sprees any día of the week.
40. tu would gladly get comida in Rosalie's hair.
41. tu want to play baseball with the Cullens and wouldn't mind being on Emmett’s, Alice's & Edwards team, any time!
42. If Bella won't marry Edward, tu will.
43. tu would have NEVER punched Jacob in the face!
44. Cuddling with a pushing, obnoxious, moronic dog seems like a good idea to you.
45. tu would gladly be affected por the territorial disputes between mythical creatures.
46. Jacob's being half naked bothers you... A LOT! (Haha:)
47. Seducing a vampire o werewolf seems like a pretty good idea to you.
48. Any member of the lobo Pack, Cullen family, Volterra o Nomads are free to kidnap tu whenever they please!
49. tu feel like nobody understands tu because nobody listens to tu any más because they're sick of hearing about Twilight!
50. The other día when tu adopted that stray dog, tu could have SWORN it was Jacob. Sadly, it wasn't, but tu named him after Jake anyways.
51. tu own numerous amounts of Twilight, New Moon and Eclipse merchandise.
52. tu either like your men cold, dead & sparkling o hot, obnoxiously cute & furry; There are no in betweens and no substitutes!
53. Your pretty much a pro at weird.
54. tu tell people to wait a segundo so tu can restart your corazón very frequently.
55. Your good at lectura minds.
56. Your totally oblivious to those who amor tu dearly.
57. tu wonder frequently where the hell your Edward Cullen o Jacob Black is.
58. tu consider yourself part of the Cullen family because Esme dicho so!
59. Or, tu consider yourself part of the lobo Pack because it was just implied por Emily.
60. tu have red contacts because the Volterra's eyes are red o tu have oro contacts because the Cullens eyes are gold.
61. tu hiss at unwanted neighbors, often.
62. Your friends pretend to be listening to you, but are really ignoring tu because all tu can talk about is Twilight!
63. You've researched, studied and engaged in many mind lectura and mind controlling processes.
64. If tu lectura a different book besides Twilight (doesn't matter what genre it is) sometimes tu yell at the characters saying; "Edward wouldn't have broke your heart!" o "Jake would have NEVER done that!" o "Carlisle would have saved him." o "Emmett could have picked that up!" o "Rosalie could have socked it to him!" o "Bella wouldn't have been able to do that." o "Jasper could have made him calm down." o "Esme would have been a better mother." Something that has to involve a Twilight scene o character.
65. You've considered (or have) filed your I teeth to look like vampire teeth.
66. If tu go más than two to five minutos without talking about Twilight, tu get all nervous, sweating and start panicking.
67. tu have cliffed dived.
68. tu have made one of your guy friends build a motorcycle (or bought one) just so tu could be reckless and stupid, trying to conjure up Edward to talk to you.
69. There's no doubt about it, if Carlisle felt like biting some neck, tu would offer up yours.
70. tu get frustrated at Stephanie Meyers for now telling tu that you'll never find a man like Edward.
71. tu would amor to go grizzly oso, oso de hunting with Emmett.
72. Esme Island doesn't sound like such a bad place, even if there are rancid chickens running around.
73. tu would have stabbed Tyler in the leg if he wouldn't have laid off Bella for almost running her over.
74. One and o all of your family members knows pretty much every little detail about the Twilight Saga, not because he/she has the read the series o watched the movies, but because tu have clued them in on EVERYTHING, even if they didn't want to hear it.
75. tu wear an opal ring on your pointer finger because Bella wears one in the movies.
76. When tu smell wet dog, tu tend to look around in case Jacob o one of his lobo Pack members is behind you.
77. tu don't really want to meet Sam, just in case he gets mad at tu and rips your face off like Emily's.
78. tu sometimes wish Carlisle hadn't saved Rosalie, she had what was coming to her.
79. Since your an avid lover of Jacob, tu call Renesmee por her nickname, Nessie because Jake does & it seems to fit her.
80. Your praying to have a red headed little girl and tu plan on naming her Renesmee.
81. tu wouldn't mind cutting off all your hair, wearing shorts all the time, having to share a mind with 7 guys, never aging and being physically hot all the time.
82. Or, tu wouldn't mind never eating again, always being ice cold, having to hunt regularly, being pale white, having golden eyes & being undead.
83. tu would (or strictly wouldn't) registrarse the Volterra.
84. tu wish the foreign vampiros could have stayed longer; They were cool.
85. tu really wanted Bree to live.
86. tu thought Riley was kinda hot, until he went total vamp crazy.
87. tu would pal around with Alice, just so that she could tell tu how your día will go.
88. Jasper wouldn't be such a bad catch; He could put tu in the mood at any time. :)
89. Charlie didn't seem so bad; He never hovered, didn't really give a care & was actually kind hot, in a creepy dad sorta way.
90. If Bella wasn't going to marry Edward, tu would have!
91. tu consider yourself a different Team than Edward o Jacob, o tu have strict rules to your Team Edward o Team Jacob fantasies.
92. There's two o más punctured bite wounds somewhere on your body.
93. Mike didn't seem like such a bad catch, that is if there weren't things called Edward Cullen, Jacob Black, Carlisle Cullen, Emmett Cullen & Jasper Hale.
94. tu didn't really care for Angela’s mood of 'Let her do her own thing, she's just Bella'. tu thought it was quite disrespectful, seeing as what Bella was going through and all.
95. tu have fantasies about members of the Cullens, Volterra, Nomads o lobo Packs almost every day.
96. tu never leave house without your Twilight, New Moon & Eclipse soundtracks programmed into your iPod; They are the best música ever!
97. When your having a Twilight withdrawal tu read the books, watch the movies, listen to the soundtrack, go onto Twilight related websites & write más fan fiction about the characters.
There's no better way of saying this, if any o all of these things pertain to you, your suffering from the ever so popular Twilight Obsession. I would dearly recommend seeing a doctor o therapist if your obsession is getting in the way of getting school necessities done, spending time with the fam & friends o merely keeping tu from functioning correctly! But, I am greatly glad tu are a Twilight Obsessed person, there's no other obsession that is better! :)
2. tu can repeat frases from the book por heart.
3. You've made Twilight Saga related fan art and/or fan fiction stories.
4. tu are currently debating with your friends about who's Team tu are on.
5. tu never mess with the homeless. :D
6. Every time tu hear thunder, tu wonder if some place, somewhere, vampiros are playing baseball.
7. tu have frequent dreams about anything Twilight related.
8. tu tried to enroll in the Forks High School because tu were totally siked about being a Sparta. But sadly, your enrollments never got entered. : (
9. Sometimes, tu act our scenes from the libros and make your family/friends watch!
10. One, many o all of your walls are PLASTERED with Twilight related posters.
11. tu would be glad to assist any of the Cullens, Volterra, Nomads, lobo Pack in any way they need be; Even if the Volterra needs a pretty new toy to play with.
12. There's no doubt about it; tu would let Carlisle o any of the Cullens, Volterra o Nomads change tu into a vampire if possible.
13. tu want Jacob, Embry, Quil o any member of the lobo Pack to imprint on you.
14. tu walk around mumbling the frases from the libros because everyone is sick of hearing them!
15. tu can make a Twilight reference out about anything. :)
16. tu want to get married on August 13.
17. Your ring will HAVE to be an exact replica of the ring Edward gave Bella in Eclipse.
18. Even if your conversations aren't verging on Twilight related things at all, tu just can't help but to add something knowledgeable about the Saga.
19. You've named your perros after Jacob and his lobo Pack members.
20. When tu have kids, you'll name them after the Cullens, the lobo Pack, the Volterra o maybe even some of the Nomads!
21. You've considered pouring glitter on your boyfriend so he'd sparkle like Edward.
22. You've also considered (if tu amor Jake) to make your boyfriend sleep with the perros for a while so he'll have that glorious dog smell.
23. You've considered going to a mental institution to find someone who is somewhat like Jasper so tu can cut yourself in from of him and see what happens.
24. Fictional characters dazzle tu frequently.
25. tu LIVE por the Switzerland quote in Eclipse.
26. You've considered buying a cordero & lion and see how things go...
27. tu sometimes stay up at night waiting for Edward.
28. You've developed a strange habit of biting other people. 0.o
29. Your not willing to bet against Jane, in fears of her paralyzing you.
20. But, you'd gladly bet against Alice, never Edward though. (Hehe)
21. When tu see shiny, silver Volvos, tu scream like a fan girl.
22. You've jumped in front of a moving camioneta, van just to see if Edward would save you. (Sadly, I would think tu wouldn't be with us any longer, but at least someone was nice enough to save you.:)
23. Whenever tu hear lobos howling, tu wanna go jump out of your skin and registrarse them.
24. tu wake yourself up at night por screaming because your having a terrible nightmare.
25. tu get freaked out when people stare at you, thank Edward Cullen for that.
26. tu try making people drink honey to have a velvet-like voice like Edward.
27. Sometimes tu hear voices in your head...
28. tu threw New Moon at the muro when Edward left.
29. And then threw it back at the same muro when Jake kissed Bella.
30. Or... tu jumped up & down when Edward left and hugged the book to your chest.
31. And... Then... tu threw the book at the muro when Edward came back.
32. tu didn't want Victoria to die, she was kinda cool.
33. tu NEVER let your friends drive drunk.
34. tu also NEVER forget to give your friends that measly fifty cent box of candy.
35. tu bought (or received as a present) a yellow Porsche like Alice's o a shiny, silver Volvo like Edward.
36. If Edward dies, your heading off to the Volterra.
37. tu wouldn't mind hanging around the humans, but who would want to do that when you've got vamps & wolfes walking around?
38. Your epiphany, like Bella's, is stating the obvious.
39. tu wouldn't mind Alice planning your wedding, picking our your clothes, doing your toenails o taking tu on shopping sprees any día of the week.
40. tu would gladly get comida in Rosalie's hair.
41. tu want to play baseball with the Cullens and wouldn't mind being on Emmett’s, Alice's & Edwards team, any time!
42. If Bella won't marry Edward, tu will.
43. tu would have NEVER punched Jacob in the face!
44. Cuddling with a pushing, obnoxious, moronic dog seems like a good idea to you.
45. tu would gladly be affected por the territorial disputes between mythical creatures.
46. Jacob's being half naked bothers you... A LOT! (Haha:)
47. Seducing a vampire o werewolf seems like a pretty good idea to you.
48. Any member of the lobo Pack, Cullen family, Volterra o Nomads are free to kidnap tu whenever they please!
49. tu feel like nobody understands tu because nobody listens to tu any más because they're sick of hearing about Twilight!
50. The other día when tu adopted that stray dog, tu could have SWORN it was Jacob. Sadly, it wasn't, but tu named him after Jake anyways.
51. tu own numerous amounts of Twilight, New Moon and Eclipse merchandise.
52. tu either like your men cold, dead & sparkling o hot, obnoxiously cute & furry; There are no in betweens and no substitutes!
53. Your pretty much a pro at weird.
54. tu tell people to wait a segundo so tu can restart your corazón very frequently.
55. Your good at lectura minds.
56. Your totally oblivious to those who amor tu dearly.
57. tu wonder frequently where the hell your Edward Cullen o Jacob Black is.
58. tu consider yourself part of the Cullen family because Esme dicho so!
59. Or, tu consider yourself part of the lobo Pack because it was just implied por Emily.
60. tu have red contacts because the Volterra's eyes are red o tu have oro contacts because the Cullens eyes are gold.
61. tu hiss at unwanted neighbors, often.
62. Your friends pretend to be listening to you, but are really ignoring tu because all tu can talk about is Twilight!
63. You've researched, studied and engaged in many mind lectura and mind controlling processes.
64. If tu lectura a different book besides Twilight (doesn't matter what genre it is) sometimes tu yell at the characters saying; "Edward wouldn't have broke your heart!" o "Jake would have NEVER done that!" o "Carlisle would have saved him." o "Emmett could have picked that up!" o "Rosalie could have socked it to him!" o "Bella wouldn't have been able to do that." o "Jasper could have made him calm down." o "Esme would have been a better mother." Something that has to involve a Twilight scene o character.
65. You've considered (or have) filed your I teeth to look like vampire teeth.
66. If tu go más than two to five minutos without talking about Twilight, tu get all nervous, sweating and start panicking.
67. tu have cliffed dived.
68. tu have made one of your guy friends build a motorcycle (or bought one) just so tu could be reckless and stupid, trying to conjure up Edward to talk to you.
69. There's no doubt about it, if Carlisle felt like biting some neck, tu would offer up yours.
70. tu get frustrated at Stephanie Meyers for now telling tu that you'll never find a man like Edward.
71. tu would amor to go grizzly oso, oso de hunting with Emmett.
72. Esme Island doesn't sound like such a bad place, even if there are rancid chickens running around.
73. tu would have stabbed Tyler in the leg if he wouldn't have laid off Bella for almost running her over.
74. One and o all of your family members knows pretty much every little detail about the Twilight Saga, not because he/she has the read the series o watched the movies, but because tu have clued them in on EVERYTHING, even if they didn't want to hear it.
75. tu wear an opal ring on your pointer finger because Bella wears one in the movies.
76. When tu smell wet dog, tu tend to look around in case Jacob o one of his lobo Pack members is behind you.
77. tu don't really want to meet Sam, just in case he gets mad at tu and rips your face off like Emily's.
78. tu sometimes wish Carlisle hadn't saved Rosalie, she had what was coming to her.
79. Since your an avid lover of Jacob, tu call Renesmee por her nickname, Nessie because Jake does & it seems to fit her.
80. Your praying to have a red headed little girl and tu plan on naming her Renesmee.
81. tu wouldn't mind cutting off all your hair, wearing shorts all the time, having to share a mind with 7 guys, never aging and being physically hot all the time.
82. Or, tu wouldn't mind never eating again, always being ice cold, having to hunt regularly, being pale white, having golden eyes & being undead.
83. tu would (or strictly wouldn't) registrarse the Volterra.
84. tu wish the foreign vampiros could have stayed longer; They were cool.
85. tu really wanted Bree to live.
86. tu thought Riley was kinda hot, until he went total vamp crazy.
87. tu would pal around with Alice, just so that she could tell tu how your día will go.
88. Jasper wouldn't be such a bad catch; He could put tu in the mood at any time. :)
89. Charlie didn't seem so bad; He never hovered, didn't really give a care & was actually kind hot, in a creepy dad sorta way.
90. If Bella wasn't going to marry Edward, tu would have!
91. tu consider yourself a different Team than Edward o Jacob, o tu have strict rules to your Team Edward o Team Jacob fantasies.
92. There's two o más punctured bite wounds somewhere on your body.
93. Mike didn't seem like such a bad catch, that is if there weren't things called Edward Cullen, Jacob Black, Carlisle Cullen, Emmett Cullen & Jasper Hale.
94. tu didn't really care for Angela’s mood of 'Let her do her own thing, she's just Bella'. tu thought it was quite disrespectful, seeing as what Bella was going through and all.
95. tu have fantasies about members of the Cullens, Volterra, Nomads o lobo Packs almost every day.
96. tu never leave house without your Twilight, New Moon & Eclipse soundtracks programmed into your iPod; They are the best música ever!
97. When your having a Twilight withdrawal tu read the books, watch the movies, listen to the soundtrack, go onto Twilight related websites & write más fan fiction about the characters.
There's no better way of saying this, if any o all of these things pertain to you, your suffering from the ever so popular Twilight Obsession. I would dearly recommend seeing a doctor o therapist if your obsession is getting in the way of getting school necessities done, spending time with the fam & friends o merely keeping tu from functioning correctly! But, I am greatly glad tu are a Twilight Obsessed person, there's no other obsession that is better! :)
