Hello, My Name Is: Death
Volume Five
BuffyFaithfan1
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[NINETEEN]
(THIS PART IS IN TABRA's POINT OF VIEW!!)
"I am drawing the rooms down, and escritura in the entrance places the bugs possibly enter in," My southern draw made a good additional piece, if I do say so myself.
"Oh. I never understood exterminators. Just, carry along." He patted my back, and I went along to the siguiente room on this level of the castle.
Whew! I thought. That was a close one!
I carried on to a room that was mostly...blue? No, green. Stupid torch light, affecting my eye sight!
I drew quickly, making it look like I was actually caring if this dumb castillo had bugs o not, and five minutos later, carried on to the siguiente room: the kitchen, which, dangerously, was full of guards. Three to five of them, at least.
This will be a tough concierto to play out.
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(THIS PART IS IN CYD's POINT OF VIEW!!)
"You worked for Haus?" I asked.
"Yea. He was a , but I needed a job. He's dead now, so I'm a free man. I came here to get something he took from me a long time ago."
"Wait. He has connections with this cult?" I whispered.
"Yes. They have my orb." He said, looking at the group down the hall. "They are guarding it. Well, a bit they are."
"Orb?" I was a bit confused.
"They have the Orb of Tramalla."
"Which is?" I asked.
"It belonged to Tramalla in the late 1500's a loooooooong time ago, and then one day, his evil twin Zaramalla, killed him, his wife and three kids, took his Orb and fled with it. But, one day, he just dropped dead. Legend says that his brother Tramalla killed him in spirit, but I don't think that was the case. I think the Orb cursed him since it wasn't his. Then, archiologists found it hidden inside of a cave twenty years ago, put it into a musuem, and once I saw it I knew I had to take it. So, I got as much money as I could muster," Who uses muster any more!? "And paid them for the Orb. They gladly excepted."
"So now, Haus took it and now the cult has it?" I asked.
"He used me for the Orb. At first he was nice, with his kisses," What is it with vampire kisses!?! Ew! Especially from Haus! "And then one día he took it, almost killing me in the process. He made me hand it to him, which means I gave it to him so it didn't kill him. Now, I want it back."
"Well, let's get it. I need their spellbook, tu need your Orb, can we work together?" I asked him.
"Why do tu need their spellbook?" He asked.
"It's my mission."
"Alright, deal." We shook hands, and stood up in the shadow. "Call me Dean for short."
"Alright, let's go Dean." I said, and we started towards the group in the hallway.
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(THIS PART IS IN JEREK's POINT OF VIEW!!)
I grabbed the keys off of the hook, put them in there appropriate slots, and turned the handle.
"That's it." He breathed. "Come on inside."
"Alright." I said.
I opened the door, and he was gone. I walked into the little room and a beam of light appeared out of nowhere, and I was in a chair, tied up and gagged. Which was weird, since I was seeing myself gagged and tied up. Wait a minute....
"Remember this?" The man breathed into my ear. "Remember how Haus tied tu up during the Final Fight, leaving tu fending for yourself in case someone came to kill you, making tu watch your girlfriend fight, and possibly get hurt and die. Remember the rage tu felt?"
I nodded.
"Good. Now, remember this?" The siguiente thing I saw was me being pulled out of a window.
I nodded again.
"Remember the pain of being forced to leave your girlfriend and friends from upstairs?" I nodded again. "Good. Remember this?"
He showed me every time Haus kissed me, and I turned away, not wanting to remind myself on how Haus made the guys kiss him and the guys only.
I nodded. "Good."
"Why are tu mostrando me what I lived through?" I asked.
"Because, to prepare tu for this." The man was behind me now, and the siguiente thing I saw was something I never lived through.
Right in front of me, was me, of course, and I was standing in the midst of dead bodies. Everyone from headquarters lay on the ground, Tabra to my right, Shropee to my left, Cyd right in front of my feet....I got teary eyed at the sight of my friends, girlfriend, and family dead, sprawled out onto the floor in front of me, while I stood there, helpless.
"You're helpless against them." por them, he meant the cult.
"Who are you?" I asked.
"I am everything that once was, and everything that shall be."
I turned to see a bright shadow. "Which is?"
"I am Time."
Volume Five
BuffyFaithfan1
_______________________________
[NINETEEN]
(THIS PART IS IN TABRA's POINT OF VIEW!!)
"I am drawing the rooms down, and escritura in the entrance places the bugs possibly enter in," My southern draw made a good additional piece, if I do say so myself.
"Oh. I never understood exterminators. Just, carry along." He patted my back, and I went along to the siguiente room on this level of the castle.
Whew! I thought. That was a close one!
I carried on to a room that was mostly...blue? No, green. Stupid torch light, affecting my eye sight!
I drew quickly, making it look like I was actually caring if this dumb castillo had bugs o not, and five minutos later, carried on to the siguiente room: the kitchen, which, dangerously, was full of guards. Three to five of them, at least.
This will be a tough concierto to play out.
________________________
(THIS PART IS IN CYD's POINT OF VIEW!!)
"You worked for Haus?" I asked.
"Yea. He was a , but I needed a job. He's dead now, so I'm a free man. I came here to get something he took from me a long time ago."
"Wait. He has connections with this cult?" I whispered.
"Yes. They have my orb." He said, looking at the group down the hall. "They are guarding it. Well, a bit they are."
"Orb?" I was a bit confused.
"They have the Orb of Tramalla."
"Which is?" I asked.
"It belonged to Tramalla in the late 1500's a loooooooong time ago, and then one day, his evil twin Zaramalla, killed him, his wife and three kids, took his Orb and fled with it. But, one day, he just dropped dead. Legend says that his brother Tramalla killed him in spirit, but I don't think that was the case. I think the Orb cursed him since it wasn't his. Then, archiologists found it hidden inside of a cave twenty years ago, put it into a musuem, and once I saw it I knew I had to take it. So, I got as much money as I could muster," Who uses muster any more!? "And paid them for the Orb. They gladly excepted."
"So now, Haus took it and now the cult has it?" I asked.
"He used me for the Orb. At first he was nice, with his kisses," What is it with vampire kisses!?! Ew! Especially from Haus! "And then one día he took it, almost killing me in the process. He made me hand it to him, which means I gave it to him so it didn't kill him. Now, I want it back."
"Well, let's get it. I need their spellbook, tu need your Orb, can we work together?" I asked him.
"Why do tu need their spellbook?" He asked.
"It's my mission."
"Alright, deal." We shook hands, and stood up in the shadow. "Call me Dean for short."
"Alright, let's go Dean." I said, and we started towards the group in the hallway.
__________________________
(THIS PART IS IN JEREK's POINT OF VIEW!!)
I grabbed the keys off of the hook, put them in there appropriate slots, and turned the handle.
"That's it." He breathed. "Come on inside."
"Alright." I said.
I opened the door, and he was gone. I walked into the little room and a beam of light appeared out of nowhere, and I was in a chair, tied up and gagged. Which was weird, since I was seeing myself gagged and tied up. Wait a minute....
"Remember this?" The man breathed into my ear. "Remember how Haus tied tu up during the Final Fight, leaving tu fending for yourself in case someone came to kill you, making tu watch your girlfriend fight, and possibly get hurt and die. Remember the rage tu felt?"
I nodded.
"Good. Now, remember this?" The siguiente thing I saw was me being pulled out of a window.
I nodded again.
"Remember the pain of being forced to leave your girlfriend and friends from upstairs?" I nodded again. "Good. Remember this?"
He showed me every time Haus kissed me, and I turned away, not wanting to remind myself on how Haus made the guys kiss him and the guys only.
I nodded. "Good."
"Why are tu mostrando me what I lived through?" I asked.
"Because, to prepare tu for this." The man was behind me now, and the siguiente thing I saw was something I never lived through.
Right in front of me, was me, of course, and I was standing in the midst of dead bodies. Everyone from headquarters lay on the ground, Tabra to my right, Shropee to my left, Cyd right in front of my feet....I got teary eyed at the sight of my friends, girlfriend, and family dead, sprawled out onto the floor in front of me, while I stood there, helpless.
"You're helpless against them." por them, he meant the cult.
"Who are you?" I asked.
"I am everything that once was, and everything that shall be."
I turned to see a bright shadow. "Which is?"
"I am Time."
Have tu gotten used to the Twilight fans?
Peter Facinelli: "I don't know if tu ever get used to them. They're not weird. I amor them. I amor each and every one of them. No, they're great. They're the best fans that tu can have. They're so loyal. We've had people camping out all night long on the sets."
For this one, too?
Peter Facinelli: "Yeah, oh yeah. People are like literally in sleeping bags. We shot all night - tu know, night shoots - because vampiros like to shoot at night. And then we'd come out at 5 in the morning and they'd be in sleeping bags."
And having Chris [Weitz] as the director this time?
Peter Facinelli: "Fantastic. tu know, the segundo time around it's a little easier. tu feel like tu have like a little bit más money it feels like. The atmosphere is calmer. I think it's going to be good. It's kind of nice having different perspectives, tu know, film to film. They just announced the third director too."
Peter Facinelli: "I don't know if tu ever get used to them. They're not weird. I amor them. I amor each and every one of them. No, they're great. They're the best fans that tu can have. They're so loyal. We've had people camping out all night long on the sets."
For this one, too?
Peter Facinelli: "Yeah, oh yeah. People are like literally in sleeping bags. We shot all night - tu know, night shoots - because vampiros like to shoot at night. And then we'd come out at 5 in the morning and they'd be in sleeping bags."
And having Chris [Weitz] as the director this time?
Peter Facinelli: "Fantastic. tu know, the segundo time around it's a little easier. tu feel like tu have like a little bit más money it feels like. The atmosphere is calmer. I think it's going to be good. It's kind of nice having different perspectives, tu know, film to film. They just announced the third director too."
10 Ways to Annoy Edward Cullen
10. Sing “Discovery Channel” por the Bloodhound Gang in your head whenever he is near.
9. Hotwire his Volvo and take it on a joyride.
8. Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically paedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it.
7. Ask how Tanya is.
6. End every argument with “Bite me, Edward.”
5. Call him Romeo both behind his back and to his face.
4. Whenever he complains o argues, reply with “What are tu gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?”
3. Tell him his hair isn’t bronze, it’s ginger, and he should stop denying himself – he’s a ranga.
2. Whenever he leaves a room o says goodbye, get down on your knees and beg him not to go, not again.
And the Number One way to annoy Edward Cullen?
1. Take his silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Like a Virgin” por Madonna.
10. Sing “Discovery Channel” por the Bloodhound Gang in your head whenever he is near.
9. Hotwire his Volvo and take it on a joyride.
8. Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically paedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it.
7. Ask how Tanya is.
6. End every argument with “Bite me, Edward.”
5. Call him Romeo both behind his back and to his face.
4. Whenever he complains o argues, reply with “What are tu gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?”
3. Tell him his hair isn’t bronze, it’s ginger, and he should stop denying himself – he’s a ranga.
2. Whenever he leaves a room o says goodbye, get down on your knees and beg him not to go, not again.
And the Number One way to annoy Edward Cullen?
1. Take his silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Like a Virgin” por Madonna.
10. Tell her that, because everyone thinks she and Jasper are twins, they should get together. When she asks why, say that Incest is in at the moment.
9. Call her “Ice Queen” behind her back and to her face.
8. Whenever she argues anything, respond with “Whatever, bimbo.”
7. Claim that being a human ain’t so great.
6. When she argues the above claim, respond with “Whatever, bimbo.”
5. Try to exorcise her and her evil ways.
4. Tell everyone that Edward didn’t go to Italy because Rosalie dicho Bella was dead – he went to Italy because he envisioned Rosalie’s ugly face.
3. Call her “Hoe-salie” at least once, to her face.
2. Remind her that Edward chose a pathetic human girl over her.
And the Number One way to annoy Rosalie Hale?
1. Steal her silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Roxanne” por The Police. When she asks why the hell tu did it, say that she reminds tu of Roxanne.
9. Call her “Ice Queen” behind her back and to her face.
8. Whenever she argues anything, respond with “Whatever, bimbo.”
7. Claim that being a human ain’t so great.
6. When she argues the above claim, respond with “Whatever, bimbo.”
5. Try to exorcise her and her evil ways.
4. Tell everyone that Edward didn’t go to Italy because Rosalie dicho Bella was dead – he went to Italy because he envisioned Rosalie’s ugly face.
3. Call her “Hoe-salie” at least once, to her face.
2. Remind her that Edward chose a pathetic human girl over her.
And the Number One way to annoy Rosalie Hale?
1. Steal her silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Roxanne” por The Police. When she asks why the hell tu did it, say that she reminds tu of Roxanne.