Serie Crepúsculo Article: 10 Ways to Annoy Emmett Cullen

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posted by emmett

10 Ways to Annoy Emmett Cullen

10. Tell him he looks like a creepy stalker rapist.

9. Inform him, as politely as possible, that he has grizzly in his teeth.

8. Ask who wears the pants in his relationship.

7. Try to stab him through the corazón with a stake.

6. Tell him brawn is out, scrawn is in.

5. Inquires as to how he feels to be the least-liked Cullen male.

4. When he is around, wonder aloud what Rosalie calls him in bed.

3. Ask if he is overcompensating for something with that Jeep.

2. Ask if he is overcompensating for something with those muscles.

And the Number One way to annoy Emmett Cullen?

1. When he denies the above two claims, respond with “That’s not what Rosalie saaaaaid!”

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Bella - Her Fear of Aging?

posted by kctjohnson

We know how Bella has some serious issues about aging because each año she ages, she becomes one año “older” than Edward. Her fear of aging is borderline neurotic, but it all seems to stem from not wanting to appear older than Edward. I’d always had a hard time understanding this – after all, Edward is well over 100 years old – he just doesn’t look it. And I always thought “So what if Bella becomes a few years ‘older’ than Edward in appearance? No one’s going to be able to tell!” But I suppose it’s a big deal to Bella. To this day, I don’t understand that fear.......

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Like tu were stephanie meyer

posted by surfen_cutie09

Honestly, if tu were Stephanie Meyer, and tu were escritura Breaking Dawn as we speak, how would tu write it, (write what tu really think will happen in the book) these things for example:

bella and edward get married
bella becomes a vampire
jacob comes back and splits bella and edward up forever, and he gets bella
fight between edward and jacob
jacob imprinting...

things like that
except in long details
lol
its ok to get creative but keep to what tu think will really happen. not what tu hope but what tu think
i wonder how many people will say the same thing

i wonder what tu think.....

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Who is Who : Jane(Hannah Dakota Fanning)

posted by Alice_Cullen_

The Character

Name: Jane

Type: Vampire

Special Ability: Creates Mental Illusions of Pain

About Them: Jane is a vampire in coven known as the Volturi who reside in Volterra, Italy. They are regarded as "royalty" por other vampiros because they have lived for well over three thousand years and act as police, enforcing the rule that the existence of vampiros be kept a secret from humans. They often send others to travel from Volterra to prevent overzealous covens and renegade vampiros from exposing their species. They are guarded por several powerful vampiros who have been collected for their powers...