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The parte superior, arriba Ten Funny Jacob frases in Twilight

posted by shannon9396

Jacob Black

10. “So is Forks driving tu insane yet?” (Page 122)

9. “Superstitious old man.” (Page 239)

8. “Pretty crazy stuff, though, isn’t it? No wonder my dad doesn’t want us to talk about it anymore.” (Page 126)

7. “So do tu think we’re a bunch of superstitious natives o what?” (Page 126)

6. “I guess I just violated the treaty.” (Page 126)

5. “You wouldn’t happen to know where I could get my hands on a master cylinder for a 1986 Volkswagen Rabbit?” (Page 120)

4. “I swear the old man is losing his mind.” (Page 490)

3. “Can tu believe my dad paid me twenty bucks to come to your prom?” (Page 490)

2. “I don’t think a tank could take out that old monster.” (Page 120)

1. “So, should I tell him tu dicho to butt the hell out?” (Page 492)

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The Twilight Oath!

posted by AliceHaleCullen

I promise to remember Bella
Each time I carelessly fall down
And I promise to remember Edward
When ever I'm out of town
I promise to obey traffic laws
For Charlie's sake of course
And I promise to remember Jacob
When my corazón fills with remorse
I promise to remember Carlisle
When ever I am in the Emergency Room
And I promise to remember Emmett
Every time there's a huge boom
I promise to to remember Rosalie
When ever I see something that holds pure beauty
And I promise to remember Alice
When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me
I promise to remember Renesmee
When I see that beautiful bronze hair.
And I promise to remember Esme
When someone tells me they care
I promise to remember Jasper
Whenever my stomach isn't curled
And I promise to remember the Volturi
When someone speaks of dominating the world
Yes I promise to amor Twilight
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the Twilighters know.

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The Other Way (Edward's POV) Ch. 7

posted by CharmedVamp101

I jumped out through her bedroom window as she started to get up and I figured, since I would be in a car and on a plane with her most of the day, I would hunt. I wouldn't go too far, that way, if she needed me, I could easily get to her.
I caught some rabbits, and a pigeon and some mice, but that was going to have to do.
I was heading back to her apartment, when I heard her talking to someone, she didn't like him, and she was afraid, por the sound of her voice. I ran as fast as I could to get to her in time.
I listened to the conversation as I reached the front door of the building.
"Then...

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The Other Way (Liz's POV) Ch. 1

posted by CharmedVamp101

I slowly walked down the alley, knowing what was waiting for me there. I saw a glint further on and realized it was the watch that Max always wore. I walked slower yet, what was coming up was inevitable.
I stared towards the spot I was walking.
"Hey, baby. I've been waiting for you."
Even though it was always the same with Max, I still shuddered when he called me that.
"Did tu bring the $500.00 the boss told tu to bring?"
"500? I was told $300."
"Who told tu that?"
"You did, now here's the 300 you asked me for,"I dicho emphasizing the you.
"I remember telling tu 500, but if tu go out with...

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The Other Way (Liz's POV) Ch. 7

posted by CharmedVamp101

I packed all my stuff as fast as I could. I mean, if I could leave with this guy, no this angel, and he liked me, like I liked him, then I would go anywhere with him. Even if he didn't, I would still go anywhere he asked me to. I made sure that all my stuff was where I could easily locate it. One box for kitchen, one for DVDs and VHSs, one for my bathroom, two for my clothes, one summer, one winter, and a box for my shoes. I used a enfriador, refrigerador for drinks and I was planning on grocery shopping today, but since I'm leaving, I decided against it. I just packed things that weren't opened into a smaller...

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The Other Way (Edward's POV) Ch. 6

posted by CharmedVamp101

I sat down on the dresser as I watched her sleep. Listening to her dreams. She was dreaming about me, I mused. I remember that Bella used to dream about me, she talked in her sleep. It was interesting, the things she said, but she dicho my name too often. Now I was glad she didn't choose me. If she had, I would have never met Liz.
She was dreaming that I was a vampire. That would certainly make it easier, the sooner she figured it out the better, she already had the slightest inkling that I was one. And I would follow through with my promise. I would mostrar her, and she would still amor me, hopefully....

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Eclipse problems

posted by TVAuthor

I have all the Twilight books, but I lost Eclipse and really want to read it. Does anybody know a website tu can read the whole book on? I've been dying to read past the first chapter tu get from New Moon. It sucks I really want to read it, and I can't do that. Please help me with this. From a fan to a fan. tu know how great the book is so help me, a person who wants to read it. Please just find the website and post it to me. Thank tu so much! I hope tu already know one, o can easily find one. Thank you!!

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My poem;- Edward Cullen.

posted by MasochisticBexy

Golden brown eyes, like hardened syrup in a pool like shape of a continuance lifetime of some burdened sadness.
Lifeless he is, like a beautiful statue, numb to the world around him.
Only the silent whispers of feeble minds he hears.
The red seductive toxin running through their veins, of which he hungers for… his ‘own personal brand of heroin’.
His thirst for normality is torturous to his eternal, tormented soul.
A secret torture for this masochistic lion,
This old face holds many secrets, some unable to tell but all not forgotten.

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Storyteller-Chapter Two-

posted by BuffyFaithFan1

Music from OneTreeHill

STORYTELLER
by: BuffyFaithfan1
Chapter Two: Escape Plan!...
I woke the siguiente morning to the sound of people walking in my room but when I opened my eyes to see the problem o the group of people there was no one there. The white room I was held in is empty. I didnt dream about that cause I remember I dreamt about Mile. I know, I know wierd right? But I did and it was a good dream. But then the footsteps and the noise just made me slip out of Mile's arms and walk toward the darkness. But when I hit a brick wall, there a door appeared. It turned white. And then got really bright and it opened...

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New Moon Contest!!

posted by kladida_22

Listen up all tu twilight fan's!! Today's the last día of the "wanna be in new moon" contest the contest where tu can win a visit to the set of the new twilight movie "New Moon" its the segundo book of the saga of the autor Stephenie Meyer and wait this is the great parte tu also get to appear in the filme!! Soo all thoses Kristen ,Rob and Taylor fan's get your 1-minute video saying why tu should be in new moon, ready and subir it in the official Twilight website soo can can have a chance to meet the actors from the coolest book saga ever!!
tu can read más about the rules and conditiones of the contest in the main website as mention before soo remember act now and who knows mayby it wonnt be your last movie tu do!!
Can anybody say¡¡¡HOLLYWOOD!!!
Good Luck everyone!!

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Mistral Part Three

posted by NessNess

{Whoo, two in one day, I know! Make sure tu read Parts One and Two before this one, thanks, NN}

Edward's voice broke through my reverie. "Bella?"

I shook my head. "Yeah?"

His face relaxed.

"You never dicho hello to me," I said.

"Hello...?" he said, confused.

I laughed at his expression, than I pulled my face up to kiss him.

He pecked me on the lips but pulled away quickly. "You need rest, Bella."

I scowled, but lay down and let my eyelids slide shut. My dreams that night were full of shadows and illusion.

When I woke he was sitting on the rocking chair instead of his usual position at my side with his...

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Erin: Chapter 5

posted by xxEmo92xx

Danie turned into a blob of manzana, apple sauce, then shape-shifted back into a human. "There" She said.
"Hey Erin! So I see tu got my text."

"Yeah! Congrats! tu have to tell me all about this Parick."

"No, tu tell me about tu being part of the Volturi."

"How did tu know?"

"Well me being a vamp and everything, I get one power which is shape-shifting."

"What does that have to do with it?"

"Oh nothing I just needed to tell you."

"Ok, how did tu find out?"

"Your friend Alice told me."

"Oh,ok. Yeah, so tu know my dad is Aro and my little sister is Jane."

"I didn't even know that!" Alice said."Why didn't tu tell me?"

"I wasn't ready to yet."

"Erin, tu are my best friend; I tell tu everything, tu should tell me the same."

"Ok,sorry."

"It's fine. Now come on, let's go shopping for your friend's big day."

"Ok, let's go."

Two hours later, Alice, Erin, and Danie were still roaming around when they found the "perfect dress".

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Erin guide

posted by xxEmo92xx

Erin in real life!

Heres a guide to my story that I am writing,Erin.

1.Erin is part of the Volturi, but she is half human-Spoiler!

2.not everything will be exactly like the books,it will be dramatized a little.

3.Erin is my best friend in real life, so I try to make her as realistic as possible.

4.This one is más about me:I don't like cussing in my stories because I don't cuss a lot in real life, but it makes my stories funnier,agree?

5.We might make a movie out of this when we are done-Spoiler!

6.Erin was telling me about one of her friends, Danie, and she might be in a few chapters-Spoiler!

7.Erin tries to kill Alice later in the story-Spoiler!

Our trademark...lol!

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My Dark Days Chapter 6 : Recovery

posted by bitten_byedward

Ch 6
A/N: I own no characters. R&R plz!

Bella POV

Jake was a really nice guy.

He tried to have me remeber everything about us. How we made mud pies together. How he re-built the engine of my truck. Everything.

Excpet the Cullens.

While Charlie and Jacob were trying to remind me of my past, they never mentioned the Cullens. Not once.

After dinner, Jacob left. Charlie was sitting in the living room. Watching t.v. A baseball game was on ESPN. When I finished cleaning the dishes, I went in the living room and sat on the sofa siguiente to Charlie's recliner.

"Dad, who were the Cullens." I asked...

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My Dark Days Chapter 4 : Begining Stages Of Becoming A Zombie

posted by bitten_byedward

Ch 4
A/N:Thanks for lectura and giving feedback! Plz R&R and if tu have any thoughts towards what should happen siguiente time that would be great.All characters belong to Stephine Meyer.

Bella POV
After about 4 hours of lifelessly laying on the floor, I decided to get up and do something, anything.

I went to the bathroom to go take a shower. My reflection was........well........just horrible. I barely recognized myself. My eyes were red and puffy. My nose was flaming red. My face was so red, I wasn't aceituna, oliva skinned anymore. I was a little bit redder than a normal Fork's face color.

Also, there...

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Stephen King says ‘Twilight’ autor ‘can't write’

posted by Emma01

LOS ANGELES - Stephen King’s opinion may drive a stake through the corazón of “Twilight” autor Stephenie Meyer.

In an interview with USA Weekend, the bestselling autor compared Meyer with J.K. Rowling, the autor of the Harry Potter series.

According to Stephen, “Both Rowling and Meyer, they’re speaking directly to young people… The real difference is that Jo Rowling is a terrific writer and Stephenie Meyer can’t write worth a darn. She’s not very good.”

Meeooww!

While Stephen may not be a fan of Stephenie’s writing, he understands the appeal of the series.

“People are...

mistaken

posted by vampfan

EDward took off his shirt.His abs were hawt.I then went under the covers.I then felt his cool skin agaisnt mine.
U sure Soph
yes
I felt it the sex of course
I then felt my neck being nibbled
Edward! damn that hurt
I the nsaw it wasn't edward
J-J-J James.
Oh don't worry amor tu will be one of us
No where the hell is edward
well the volturi is dealing with the Cullens
I will kill you
Just give up tu know tat it will spread
It's burns STOP IT IT BURNS.I then felt my death.
My corazón beat sronger than usual.I felt sclience.
ALl in my corazón was vengence on James on The Volturi Adn on the werewolves!....

slayers inc comes to forks

posted by vampfan

Part I
I waited for edward and the cullens to mostrar up
My i phone dicho 8:30. They're late. I had my bag.I saw a figure wearing black leather amor the leather.She looked evil.
Who the hell are you!?! Iasked
Your worst nightmare demon.
Hold on a damn minuto one my family is fighting vampiros and two I've been slayer evil[U]VAMPIRES
before tu could see your first stake!ANd who the hell do u think tu are my great grandmother's lover gabreil camioneta, van helsing!
NO I'm Kick YOUR BUFFY THE VAMPIRE/DEMON SLAYER!
Then the volvo appear I'm going to kill edward WHat took tu so long!
Theres anew force of EVIL VAmpires...

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Paramore's Hayley Williams: "I'm In amor With a Vampire"

posted by Raechelll

Hayley Williams' band paramore just won mtvU's Woodie of the año and currently sits atop the charts with the Twilight soundtrack. But that doesn't mean she can resist the fangs of the vampire series' main character Edward: "I'm in amor with a vampire," she tells MTV.com.

And it's this affection for the Stephenie Meyer-penned vampire novels and their characters that influenced "Decode," Paramore's contribution to the film's soundtrack. "I was definitely pulling from things I read in the book," Williams said. "There's a few references. They might be a little bit vague, but I think that people...

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‘Twilight’s’ Robert Pattinson On fan Hysteria: ‘Nuts! I’ve Gone Deaf’

posted by Zeisha

Absolute teen hysteria took over Westwood Village Monday night as “Twilight’s” immortal leading man, Robert Pattinson, descended on the red carpet for the movie’s premiere.

AccessHollywood.com’s “Dish of Salt” Laura Saltman was in the middle of the vampire-madness and witness to the thousands of screaming fans, known as Twi-Hards, who started lining up at 6 AM for a glimpse of the “Twilight” stars – especially Robert.

“He’s gorgeous,” “He’s really hot,” and “He’s good looking and talented!” are just some of the accolades that fans told Access when asked why...

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Pattinson Sinks His Teeth Into Stardom With ‘Twilight’

posted by Zeisha

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Pattinson takes a bite out of fame; Stewart tells 'Twilight' fans to buzz off; Boyle gives back to Mumbai; crying over spilt 'Milk'

Get tickets, showtimes and más at MSN Movies

As I began my interview with Robert Pattinson, the dreamy vampire Edward in the upcoming romantic thriller "Twilight," I reminded the 22-year-old Brit about our anterior conversation on the movie's set last spring and how enthusiastic he was at the time about the project.

Puzzled, Pattinson responds, "I was having a good time on that day? There was, like, a close-up in the script where [Edward] has a look that's 'demonic...