10. “Speak of the devil, and the devil shall appear.” (Page 138)

9. “Okay, but if you’re going to get picky like that, tu have to average in size, too. You’re so small, I’ll have to knock ten years off your total.” (Page 146)

8. “Here’s to responsibility. Twice a week.” (Page 164)

7. “They’re just cliff diving, Bella. Recreation. La Push doesn’t have a mall, tu know.” (Page 171)

6. “I swear, they’re like hall monitors gone bad.” (Page 173)

5. “Why are tu apologizing for bleeding?” (Page 188)
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. “Bears don’t want to eat people. We don’t taste that good. Of course, tu might be an exception. I bet you’d taste good.” (Page 200)

3. “So what are we doing tomorrow? Hiking o the ER?” (Page 203)

2. “I told him tu were planning to corrupt my youthful innocence.” (Page 209)

1. “Who’s afraid of the big, bad wolf?” (Page 321)