10. “Sure, sure, I’ll stop por your crypt after school.” (Page 78)

9. “I’m so full I’m about to puke, but I think I can force it down. I won’t enjoy it at all though.” (Page 239)

8. “I’m useless these days, no wonder Billy’s always gone. I’m so boring.” (Page 326)

7. “I run at a toasty one-oh-eight point nine these days. I’ll have tu sweating in no time.” (Page 490)

6. “Of course, you’d warm up faster if tu took your clothes off.” (Page 491)

5. “Does my being half-naked bother you?” (Page 216)

4. “Go fetch a el espacio heater. I’m not a St. Bernard!” (Page 289)

3. “It’s enough of a pain to carry the shorts around with me, let alone a complete outfit. What do I look like, a pack mule?” (Page 216)

2. “Did tu seriously just stamp your foot? I thought girls only did that on TV.” (Page 119)

1. “Next time tu want to hit me, use a baseball bat o a crowbar, okay?” (Page 335)