1. tu wake up in the middle of the night to find him climbing through your window to watch tu sleep.

2. He hates your dog, and all perros for that matter.

3. He looks at tu like you're somethig to eat.

4. He frequently tells tu how nice tu smell.

5. His parents mysteriously let him ditch school on sunny days just to go CAMPING!

6. He stops a camioneta, van from almost crushing tu to death with his oso, oso de hands.

7. He can bounce frutas from his feet like a soccer ball (apples are his specialty).

8. He calls tu araña monkey and runs around with tu on his back.

9. He seems to know what everyone is thinking.

10. He claims the reason his eyes change color is because of "the fluorescence".