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 The lobo clan was kinda awesome, except for the crappy animación and the fact that they're allergic to shirts.
The wolf clan was kinda awesome, except for the crappy animation and the fact that they're allergic to shirts.
Okay, I'll admit that I haven't laughed this hard at a film since I saw The Hangover last summer. Seriously, what was the plot here? I actually found the first film to be much better than this travesty. tu can find my review of the first movie link. I'll go through it like I do with all movies. Pros and cons, then an overall.

Pros

The Volturi

Finally! Some ACTUAL vampires!! The Volturi I found were pretty awesome because, tu know, they actually were cruel, soulless, mean, and did some actual VAMPIRING. The part towards the end where a tour group of humans is led directly to them and tu hear their screams was pretty awesome. Come on people, that's what vampiros do. They drink the blood of huuumans. Sheesh. Also, they were pretty cruel too, what with the whole tortazo down of Edward and nearly killing Bella (so bummed that didn't happen). Getting a small glimpse of the actor who will be playing Grindelwald in Deathly Hallows was a nice bonus too. So for all tu Twilight fans, the Volturi are GOOD examples of vampires. Much like the soulless vampiros on Buffy.

The lobo Clan

Now why I didn't particularly enjoy the crappy computer animación of the lobos (more on that later) I did enjoy the characters of the lobo clan. The one scene that I really liked is where we see Sam's fiance, with half her face clawed up. My friend and I definitely agree that even with the claw marks she was amazingly beautiful. I would see a movie about her and Sam in a heartbeat. It would be much much better than this terrible film. Pity they were stuck in it.

Jacob

Lautner got hot. No denying that. Other than the hotness factor though, he was probably the only real character with any dimensions and depth besides Bella's father. The way their relationship built to where Jacob fell for Bella, and she pretty much for him, was very realistic and healthy. So tu can imagine my dissappointment when she chose Edward, who abandoned, controlled, and basically led to much of her depression, over Jacob. tu Team Jacob fans, I now consider tu semi-sane because tu recognized a HEALTHY relationship. apoyar to tu guys.


Cons

Bella...you there?

I hate the character of Bella, I truly do. She doesn't think for herself, is defined solely por her relationships, and for some reason Stewart could NEVER SHUT HER MOUTH. Even when she wasn't talking!! What was up with that?! Gaah. The fact too that she dissed her friends at school and put her dad through so much crap with the screaming at night (seriously, wtf, she doesn't have PTSD) made me just loathe her character even más with a passion. Furthermore, her whole obsession over age was just ridiculous. Ohhh nooo you're a whole año older than your 107 año old vampire boyfriend!! Now he's not going to amor tu anymore!!! Yea, stupid. Those fans out there that idolize her, please find a healthier role model such as Eowyn, Hermione, heck even Lily on How I Met Your Mother. Bella is a very unhealthy and psychologically unstable character and is an insult to females everywhere. She didn't even drive her own car most of the time! Disgusting.

How is she special too btw?

If someone can explain how Bella is unaffected por any of the vampire's powers, it'd be much appreciated. That just seems like something that's just thrown out there. My theory? It's because Bella has no thoughts!

Edward...dude wtf?!

Sooo this guy that supposedly is totally in amor with tu throws tu into a glass mesa, tabla for protection, lies to you, breaks up with you, and abandons tu in the forest. A car ride inicial would have been nice plskthnx. Also, the throwing into the glass mesa, tabla for her protection? That was totally safe. tu know, because she was bleeding even más profusely after the mesa, tabla than she was after the papercut. Also, who has ever bled that much after a papercut anyways, if at all? Furthermore, the fact that he kept "appearing" everytime Bella had an adrenaline rush was just weird. I think if my ex-boyfriend started mostrando up everytime I had a rush, I'd go and get a CT of my brain to make sure I didn't have a brain tumor a la Izzie seeing Denny b/c of her tumor. Also, the fact that Bella takes him right back after all the crap he put her through was just great. Really shows girls that hey, after a guy lies to tu like that tu can totally trust him again with no really good explanation other than "I amor you". Nice.

OMG a Plot Point!!!

Annd what was the plot?? Everytime a possible plot point appeared it seemed to get derailed, such as the shots of Victoria, Laurent, o whenever anyone dicho Bella was actuación crazy. If anyone spoke reason o a plot point appeared, it did not mostrar again.

Lupin's lobo Looked Better...

The film must have had the world's worst computer animación department because those lobos were a travesty. How about those transf...I mean FURSPLOSIONS eh? Really bad animación coupled with a laughable transformation sequence (FURSPLODE!) led to even más laughs. Too bad there weren't enough fursplosions.

That's What She Said!

There were way too many lines in the film where one could easily say that. For example- Bella: I'm coming! Me: That's what she said! Edward: I don't want tu to come! Me: That's what HE said!! If tu don't get the meaning behind that, then please go watch The Office where it is regularly utilized. Furthermore, the scene where Edward kisses Bella in front of her truck after the party was too funny. Edward acted like...well like link SNL skit. Please be forewarned that that link is meant for those 16 and older. That scene probably got one of the biggest laughs out of me.

Blocked

Finally, all the kiss-blocking that poor Jacob suffered through. Face puñetazo, ponche high school guy who threw up at an action movie (he's so gay then), Bella denies, and Edward calls just as he macks on the upper lip! Seriously, Jacob should have just pulled an Owen (Grey's Anatomy character), grabbed Bella, and just rocked her world. Doubt she woulda left if he did that.


Overall

Overall, this movie was a travesty to the film community. It was plotless, very poorly acted, and featured a very unhealthy set of characters that girls and women alike should not look up to as role models. Bella should have been thrown in a psych center for the stuff she was experiencing. I'm not going to apologize either if I've offended anyone. This is my honest opinion, and I know I wasn't as kind as I was in my first review. Now you've heard an opinion of an anti-Twilighter. tu Team Jacobers, tu got some respect from me now. Please save your brain cells and your money and do not see this movie. Unless tu want a really good laugh then por all means do. Oh and one más thing to note. The ending with the whole Marry me? Ending on the *gasp* garnered a huge laugh from our audience. And just for my own satisfaction, FURSPLODE TIME!!
 No plot and many opportunities for "That's what she said!" abound in this film. Also, Edward during this kiss is very reminiscent of a certain SNL skit.
No plot and many opportunities for "That's what she said!" abound in this film. Also, Edward during this kiss is very reminiscent of a certain SNL skit.
 Poor Jacob kept getting blocked and denied. In the end, Bella chooses the unhealthy relationship with Edward based on looks rather than the healthy one with Jacob based on the initial strong friendship.
Poor Jacob kept getting blocked and denied. In the end, Bella chooses the unhealthy relationship with Edward based on looks rather than the healthy one with Jacob based on the initial strong friendship.
SUMMIT ENTERTAINMENT RUNS WITH THE lobo PACK IN THE TWILIGHT SAGA: NEW MOON

Chaske Spencer, Bronson Pelletier, Alex Meraz, Kiowa Gordon
and Tyson Houseman to estrella as Members of lobo Pack

Los Angeles, CA March 23, 2009 – Summit Entertainment announced today that Native American/First Nation actors Chaske Spencer, Bronson Pelletier, Alex Meraz, Kiowa Gordon and Tyson Houseman have signed on to estrella as the members of the lobo pack in THE TWILIGHT SAGA: NEW MOON. In the film, the lobo pack defends humans against vampiros although they have a tribal history intricately entwined with Edward Cullen...
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posted by BuffyFaithFan1
 ángel in the sky!
Angel in the sky!
STORYTELLER
by: BuffyFaithfan1
Chapter Three: Conversations With Dead People...
I opened my eyes and found myself back in the white cama and no one was around to talk to, o to jump into there arms, o to just argue with. No doctors, no footsteps, and most of all, and the saddest part, no Mile. Even though he didnt really run with me in his arms through the maze of The Fear, he never held me close to him in his arms. o smile at me, o look at me, o even see me. I couldn't take it, it hurt a little to not even see him around my cama o in my room some where like he promised. I just stared at...
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here is the siguiente bit, have fun lectura it :)
(P.S this is not my story, all credit goes to steph meyer)

“I am gratified por his success.” Aro mused. “Your memories of him are quite a gift for me, though they astonish me exceedingly. I am surprised por how it...pleases me, his success in this unorthodox path he’s chosen. I expected that he would waste, weaken with time. I’d scoffed at his plan to find others who would share his peculiar vision. Yet, somehow, I’m happy to be wrong.”
I didn’t see a need to reply so I kept silent.
“But your restraint!” Aro sighed. “I did not know...
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posted by twilight_unite
!!!!!!ATTENTION ALL TWILIGHT FANS!!!!!!
If tu are a MAJOR o just a fan of Stephanie Meyer's most popular Twilight Saga then pay attention.

On youtube.com there is a video of Stephanie being interviewed.She is going to publicar Midnight Sun.If tu have read her draft of Midnight Sun o even if tu haven't then tu can right how tu think it should be.She wants to see what her fans (aka- Us)think.And she also beleives that if we have a story in us then we should write it out and mostrar evryone what we're capable of.

-twilight_unite-(MAJOR fan OF TWILIGHT SAGA)
posted by just_bella
OK, quick recap:

"Benjamin, would tu and Emmett please gather the remains of the oveja and put them in the small granero until after lunch?" He dicho as he lead the way into the house.

We made our way to the first animal that the children had found. I picked the poor beast up in my arms, attempting to keep the blood from getting on my clothing. I made my way over to the smaller of the barns as Ben turned to go to the field in buscar of other casualties.

We managed to collected all 3 sheep, and made our way back to the house without ruining our clothing, and hopefully before all the lunch was gone....
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posted by twilight-7
Remember the sequel to the Kayla Series is called Kayla's Secret.
Oh, if tu want to read Kayla's Secret tu have to read the Kayla series first.

When I woke up the siguiente morning, I was lying on my own bed. Edward was not siguiente to me o hiding in the corner. siguiente to me, on my pillow, was a note.
I had to leave early. Alice needed me. I’m sorry. I will pick tu up for school at eight thirty. Love, Edward. x
Edward usually woke me up for school. He never slept so he could watch the time for me. I put the note back on my almohada and glanced at the watch on my wrist. It was quarter past eight. I threw...
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posted by Yoss
Chapter 5 – Plans

I woke up screaming. It felt like I have screamed my lungs out. My throat felt raw. I sat up and wiped my tears away with my favorito! blanket – a gift from Grandmother Renee. She was told the whole adoption “press release, “of course. That was a few years back when the rest of my family was convinced that it was seguro to finally meet her. That was the año I stopped aging.

I realized my whole body was covered with sweat. I got up from bed, intending to take a cold shower. That’s when I saw my favorito! photograph lying face down on the floor. I picked it up and found...
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posted by Yoss
Chapter 3 - The Gazebo

My feet planted noiselessly on the warm green grass. The light that was shining on my face a while hace was the sun. The sky was clear blue, a rare event for Forks.

I stared around me – no gaped would be the perfect word to describe what I’m doing right now. Where am I? I’m sure I’m not in our cottage o at the Cullen Mansion. This place is definitely not La Push. Could this place truly exist? Could I still be in Forks?

I noticed that the cama I was sleeping on a couple of segundos hace was a different one. I frowned, there is no way that this magnificent cama fit for...
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posted by twilight-7
Jacob couldn’t wait for another time.
Charlie and I were sitting in the living-room, watching TV and talking, when someone knocked on the door.
“Will tu get that, Kayla,” Charlie said. He was smiling. I didn’t like that smile. He knew something that I didn’t. I hated that.
I opened the door and almost had a corazón attack. Standing there, grinning crazily, was Jacob.
“Jacob!” I said, utterly shocked.
His grin vanished when he saw me. His eyes went from shining happily, to blazing angrily. His hands balled up into fists and he started shaking. I grabbed one of his shaking arms and...
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posted by twilight-7
“Baseball?”
He smiled sweetly at me. “I knew tu would amor it.”
“Baseball?”
His smile faltered. “I thought tu liked spending time with my family?”
“BASEBALL?” I screamed at him. “You want me to play baseball with your family?!”
He backed away from me.
“Be quiet, Kayla,” he shushed me. “Charlie will hear and come-”
There were quick footsteps on the stairs. Edward ran and hid in my closet and I quickly picked up my cell phone.
“You have got to be kidding me!” I shouted down my cell.
My door opened and Charlie walked in. He looked around my room suspiciously, trying...
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posted by Yoss
My morning here at the office started out fairly well - drooling over Rob on my desktop, posting an article, updating my reports and then…AND THEN THIS!!!! THIS!!!!

BREAKING NEWS: TWILIGHT estrella DIED OF DRUG OVERDOSE!!

My bandeja de entrada started piling up with messages from my office mates, one even dicho condolence. UGH! One asked, what would happen to New Moon. Would there be a re-shoot? One encouraged me to file for a leave so we could mourn. ACK! THIS IS NOT TRUE! (Tell me, it’s not true.) I refuse to believe. My blood literally boiled. My morning is ruined-ruined beyond repair, I think. I absolutely hate people who spread vicious rumors around. Can’t they just leave famous celebridades alone? GRRRR!!!!!!
Sorry this one is so short and it took so long to put up. like i dicho i'm a horrible typer.

Chapter Three- Stranger

    The ducha, ducha de was hot. I didn’t take long because I knew he was waiting. When I got out there was a bandage on the sink counter. Supposedly he left this for my head. I put it on the cut carefully, so it wont smell as good to him. I’d have to be careful on cutting myself around him. As I walked back to the sofá to find Keith looking at the food.
    When he saw me walk in he said, ”How do tu stand eating this?” I shrugged, “ I...
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posted by dinosteph
First off,
I want to give a little shout out to Logan, who is my friend Laura's younger brother. I hope i'm not outing tu as a twilight fan haha!

I had dado my friend the link for my story, and she was going to read it first, make sure it was appropriate, and then share it with her brother, only to find out that he has been lectura my stories all along.

I'm glad tu like the story Logan!


annnnd Second.
I leave for Miami in 8 days. If tu haven't noticed already, I do this and the untitled story back and forth, updating a chapter for each.

I'm in the middle of midterms, which I tend to put off...
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While Bella is unconscience Jacob is still with the boys so he doesn't really know that bella passed out. Christy is a new girl in town, a nurse so when she sees Bella she helps her feel a little bit better. Jacob finally runs into Bella and asks Christy what was wrong with her. "Nothing serious she just hit her head, does she fall down a lot because she doesn't really feel shocked at all?!"
"huh, yeah she tripps over a lot," Jacob sighed awkwardly. [i]Jake, pull yourself together man, what's wrong with you? it must be the weather. Who is this girl anyway?[i] After that día on Bella and Christy...
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Twilight confessions
#1 I poured glitter on my boyfriend so he'd be just like Edward
#2 Fictional characters dazzle me. Frequently.
#3 cordero chops are delicious
#4 I stabbed Edward Cullen with a spork. And lived to tell the tale
#5 I stay up at night waiting for Edward to mostrar up
#6 Ballet studios give me chills
#7 I've developed a weird habit of biting people
#8 I'm willing to bet against Alice
#9 Shiny Silver Volvos make me squeal like a fan girl
#10 When I have kids, I'll name them after the Cullens
#11 I jumped in front of a moving camioneta, van just to see if Edward will save me
#12 I'm intoxicated por the mere...
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posted by laureng114
Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse are already in the works, but what about Breaking Dawn? Unlike the first three books, this one may pose a problem. In this book (spoiler!) Bella goes through a transformation that makes her inhumanly beautiful like the rest of the Cullens and she has a beautiful girl that grows at an alarmingly fast rate. The pregunta is, can they really film these things? In my opinion, Kristen Stewart is just as pretty as Ashley Greene and Nikki Reed. Not only that, when she is standing siguiente to Robert Pattinson tu do not notice a huge difference between the two like in the books. Another problem would be Renesmee. How are they going to cast a girl that grows that fast without using any type of animación o graphics? Well this is just an opinion from a concerned twilighter and i hope that others feel the same way.
posted by Yoss
Felt like I've been howling for - forever (?).
It seems like it's all I did these past few months.Geez...MONTHS!

Howling in grief, in desperation. Does she care? I don't think so. She's happy - happy beyond the borders of sanity, I realized bitterly.

I pushed forwrd with all my might, as fast as these four legs can. The bloodsucker drove even faster, I thought disdainfully.I howled once more.

I could hardly see their vehicle - the vehicle that would bring her to her doom - a doom she happily embraced.

I will kill you! I swear I will! I vowed.
I wished with all my corazón the bloodsucker could still...
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posted by 2bearz
sorry its so short! doing a change in my writin. instead of skippin a whole chunk of the story im startin off exactly where I stopped! yea me!

I used the first spell that came into my mind, the one I use to freeze someone, no matter where they are. It worked perfectly, and he was frozen in mid-jump, with his mouth open revealing very sharp looking teeth.

When I was done I breifly remembered giving a charm to Bella that would protect her from any harm o evil, but that wasn't what was filling my mind. What was filling it was WHAT THE HELL IS ALEX DOING HERE?! and in the Cullens living room, about...
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posted by twilight-7
As tu will have noticed I amor cliffhangers. I amor to write them but I felt slightly mean after giving tu like three in a row. So here, I have publicado this on early. It wasn't supposed to go on til later but as I dicho I felt mean. So here it is.


Emmett was obviously taller than me. Edward would never have hurt me. He had calculated his attack well. He would soar over me and get Emmett in the face. But not if I got Edward first. As soon as Edward’s feet left the floor I was up in the air. We met mid-air crashing into each other. I put all my strength and force (and possibly used some telekinesis)...
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posted by dinosteph
hola guys.
This is a short piece that I wrote for the contest, but apparently it's not going to be happening, so I decided to post it anyways.

I'm sure I could have expanded it, but I was trying to stay in the 1500 word limit, and I think I like it better this way.












“Are your eyes closed” He whispered from behind, sending shivers down my neck.

“Yes!” I grumbled, my hands on parte superior, arriba of his, which were covering my eyes.

“Promise” He whispered again

“I promise!” I laughed , my body tingling from the contact.

He dropped his hands and I felt him mover from behind to face me, I'm assuming to make...
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