100 ways to annoy the Cullen’s.
1.) Take Jasper to an African American Support center and tell everyone there his full name.
2.) Talk in a really bad Texas ancient when around Jasper.
3.) Tell Carlisle that Esme has been having an affair with Aro Volturi
4.) Dangle Alice's favorito! pair of shoes over your head when tu are standing on the opposite side of the boundary line.
5.) Fill Edward's iPod with rap songs
6.) Fill Emmett’s with classical
7.) Tell Alice that Jasper looks at porn
8.) Pay ten guys to look at Rosalie and go "Ewe"
9.) Spray paint Edward's car pink
10.) Tell him it was Alice's idea
11.) Then when he gets mad tell him that Bella likes it, just to calm him down
12.) Then suggest anger management classes
13.) Tell Jasper he should be a therapist
14.) Tell anyone of the Cullen’s that they should go to a tanning salon
15.) Tell Rosalie that Alice is pregnant
16.) Tell her that it was Emmett who did it
17.) Tell Jasper the same thing
18.) Video tape the fight
19.) Then play it back for Carlisle
20.) Fill Edward's closet with team Jacob shirts
21.) Ask Edward "Gee, I haven't seen Mike Newton lately; bella would probably know where he is right?"
22.) Break all the mirrors in Rosalie’s room.
23.) Tell her that her face did it
24.) Suggest that she get a makeover to prevent it from happening again
25.) Sign Jasper up to run the school's blood drive
26.) Call Jasper the walking talking "chill pill"
27.) Say to Emmett "wow, tu really let yourself go, have tu considered working out?"
28.) When ever Edwards too busy to help tu with something say "Oh that's ok, I'm sure Jacob o mike could help."
29.) Say to Edward "hey Edward my car's broken, I was wondering if you've seen Rosalie around so she could fix it."
30.) Then when he offers to do it start laughing hysterically.
31.) Then say "Oh that's ok I'll just ask Jacob."
32.) Tell Rosalie that Leah is prettier than her
33.) Subscribe Esme for parenting magazines.
34.) Then tell her that they were actually meant for Edward
35.) Tell him that you'd feel much better for Renessmee if he also took some classes
36.) When he refuses tell him "Well fine! If tu don't care about your daughter's safety!"
37.) Die Renessmee's hair blonde
38.) Then have her start crying and screaming "Now daddy won't like me!" right in front of Edward
39.) Sell Edward's piano
40.) Then tell him it's time he buckled down and started saving up for Renessmee's college fund
41.) Deflate all of Edward's car tires at school
42.) Then hide the cuchillo tu used to do it in Jasper's locker
43.) Tell everyone in history class the Jasper isn't a descendent of Jasper Whitlock but that he is Jasper Whitlock
44.) Tell them that he's here to kill everyone in the school
45.) And if they don't believe tu mostrar them the cuchillo in his locker
46.) o if tu don't want to be that harsh; In the middle of History class when learning about the Confederate army, point to the picture of Jasper in the book and shout "Hey Jasper! That looks just like you!"
47.) Tell every girl at school that Edward broke up with Bella
48.) Then give out Bella's phone number to them
49.) Then laugh when she starts to scream at him about all the girls calling her asking for Edward
50.) Do the same thing for Emmett and Rosalie
51.) Then Jasper and Alice
52.) Then when all the guys accuse tu of it, innocently claim "I was only trying to give tu guys más variety"
53.) Then let them know you’re available
54.) When they get even más upset sate; "Well tu don't want to be stuck with the same girl for the rest of your lif-, Oh, yea, sorry..."
55.) Visit the hospital and try to get Carlisle to go insane; por using a fan to blow the scent of the blood in his face.
56.) o better yet, splash some of the patient’s blood in his face.
57.) Then when he asks what you’re doing tell him that he looked thirsty
58.) Tell Edward that he's a mostrar off
59.) Ask Edward if he can fly
60.) Tell any one of the Cullen’s that you’re being a vampire for Halloween
61.) Then ask them where they bought their costumes
62.) Replace all the blood in their house with red cool-aid
63.) Take pictures of their reactions when they drink it.
64.) Trade Edward's car for a mini-van
65.) Then make comentarios like "Can I get a ride to school soccer mom?"
66.) Put one of Bella's bra's in Emmett's capa pocket
67.) Then think "Hey what's that doing in there?" When in front of Edward
68.) Say things to Edward like "Hey Bella looks cold, want me to call Jacob?"
69.) Clean all of the stuff out of every Cullen's room and throw it over the boundary line
70.) Tell everyone at school that the Cullen guys are actually girls
71.) Then prove it por mostrando them how they don't even flinch when tu kick them in the balls
72.) Then do the same things for Carlisle at the hospital
73.) Order tombstones for every single Cullen
74.) When they ask why tell them tu provoked the Volturi and blamed it on them
75.) Then actually do it
76.) Ask Jasper if he could be your square dancing partner
77.) Constantly remind the Cullen’s that if they die they're going to hell
78.) Then remind them about 74
79.) Send Edward amor letters from Jane
80.) Smash Edward's CD collection
81.) Then when he asks why tell him there was a spider
82.) Say things to Jasper like "Wow, for someone who can control emotions, tu really don't have any."
83.) Say stuff to Rosalie like "Ewe! What's that on your face?"
84.) Buy Alice a crystal ball
85.) Put black hair dye in Rosalie’s shampoo
86.) Then tell Bella that Edward likes it
87.) Constantly remind Alice that she might not actually be in amor with Jasper
88.) Spill blood on their floor
89.) Then laugh when Jasper starts to lick it up
90.) Sing in your head “I know a song that gets on Edward’s every nerve!” When around Edward
91.) Steal each and everyone ones of their credit/debit cards and max them out
92.) Say to Jasper that tu told Carlisle about your depression problems and that he told tu to talk to Jasper about it
93.) Change your mind about something 50,000 times so Alice gets confused
94.) Buy Edward a puppy
95.) Suggest that he name it Jacob
96.) Tell Edward that his body glitter is fading
97.) Laugh anytime Edward says something corny (I don’t think anything he says is corny.)
98.) Constantly tell Edward that he’s is going to end up killing Bella
99.) Then laugh when he says that he won’t
And if tu really want to piss them off…
100.) Have them pick a día where they all circulo, círculo up and talk about their “problems.”
1.) Take Jasper to an African American Support center and tell everyone there his full name.
2.) Talk in a really bad Texas ancient when around Jasper.
3.) Tell Carlisle that Esme has been having an affair with Aro Volturi
4.) Dangle Alice's favorito! pair of shoes over your head when tu are standing on the opposite side of the boundary line.
5.) Fill Edward's iPod with rap songs
6.) Fill Emmett’s with classical
7.) Tell Alice that Jasper looks at porn
8.) Pay ten guys to look at Rosalie and go "Ewe"
9.) Spray paint Edward's car pink
10.) Tell him it was Alice's idea
11.) Then when he gets mad tell him that Bella likes it, just to calm him down
12.) Then suggest anger management classes
13.) Tell Jasper he should be a therapist
14.) Tell anyone of the Cullen’s that they should go to a tanning salon
15.) Tell Rosalie that Alice is pregnant
16.) Tell her that it was Emmett who did it
17.) Tell Jasper the same thing
18.) Video tape the fight
19.) Then play it back for Carlisle
20.) Fill Edward's closet with team Jacob shirts
21.) Ask Edward "Gee, I haven't seen Mike Newton lately; bella would probably know where he is right?"
22.) Break all the mirrors in Rosalie’s room.
23.) Tell her that her face did it
24.) Suggest that she get a makeover to prevent it from happening again
25.) Sign Jasper up to run the school's blood drive
26.) Call Jasper the walking talking "chill pill"
27.) Say to Emmett "wow, tu really let yourself go, have tu considered working out?"
28.) When ever Edwards too busy to help tu with something say "Oh that's ok, I'm sure Jacob o mike could help."
29.) Say to Edward "hey Edward my car's broken, I was wondering if you've seen Rosalie around so she could fix it."
30.) Then when he offers to do it start laughing hysterically.
31.) Then say "Oh that's ok I'll just ask Jacob."
32.) Tell Rosalie that Leah is prettier than her
33.) Subscribe Esme for parenting magazines.
34.) Then tell her that they were actually meant for Edward
35.) Tell him that you'd feel much better for Renessmee if he also took some classes
36.) When he refuses tell him "Well fine! If tu don't care about your daughter's safety!"
37.) Die Renessmee's hair blonde
38.) Then have her start crying and screaming "Now daddy won't like me!" right in front of Edward
39.) Sell Edward's piano
40.) Then tell him it's time he buckled down and started saving up for Renessmee's college fund
41.) Deflate all of Edward's car tires at school
42.) Then hide the cuchillo tu used to do it in Jasper's locker
43.) Tell everyone in history class the Jasper isn't a descendent of Jasper Whitlock but that he is Jasper Whitlock
44.) Tell them that he's here to kill everyone in the school
45.) And if they don't believe tu mostrar them the cuchillo in his locker
46.) o if tu don't want to be that harsh; In the middle of History class when learning about the Confederate army, point to the picture of Jasper in the book and shout "Hey Jasper! That looks just like you!"
47.) Tell every girl at school that Edward broke up with Bella
48.) Then give out Bella's phone number to them
49.) Then laugh when she starts to scream at him about all the girls calling her asking for Edward
50.) Do the same thing for Emmett and Rosalie
51.) Then Jasper and Alice
52.) Then when all the guys accuse tu of it, innocently claim "I was only trying to give tu guys más variety"
53.) Then let them know you’re available
54.) When they get even más upset sate; "Well tu don't want to be stuck with the same girl for the rest of your lif-, Oh, yea, sorry..."
55.) Visit the hospital and try to get Carlisle to go insane; por using a fan to blow the scent of the blood in his face.
56.) o better yet, splash some of the patient’s blood in his face.
57.) Then when he asks what you’re doing tell him that he looked thirsty
58.) Tell Edward that he's a mostrar off
59.) Ask Edward if he can fly
60.) Tell any one of the Cullen’s that you’re being a vampire for Halloween
61.) Then ask them where they bought their costumes
62.) Replace all the blood in their house with red cool-aid
63.) Take pictures of their reactions when they drink it.
64.) Trade Edward's car for a mini-van
65.) Then make comentarios like "Can I get a ride to school soccer mom?"
66.) Put one of Bella's bra's in Emmett's capa pocket
67.) Then think "Hey what's that doing in there?" When in front of Edward
68.) Say things to Edward like "Hey Bella looks cold, want me to call Jacob?"
69.) Clean all of the stuff out of every Cullen's room and throw it over the boundary line
70.) Tell everyone at school that the Cullen guys are actually girls
71.) Then prove it por mostrando them how they don't even flinch when tu kick them in the balls
72.) Then do the same things for Carlisle at the hospital
73.) Order tombstones for every single Cullen
74.) When they ask why tell them tu provoked the Volturi and blamed it on them
75.) Then actually do it
76.) Ask Jasper if he could be your square dancing partner
77.) Constantly remind the Cullen’s that if they die they're going to hell
78.) Then remind them about 74
79.) Send Edward amor letters from Jane
80.) Smash Edward's CD collection
81.) Then when he asks why tell him there was a spider
82.) Say things to Jasper like "Wow, for someone who can control emotions, tu really don't have any."
83.) Say stuff to Rosalie like "Ewe! What's that on your face?"
84.) Buy Alice a crystal ball
85.) Put black hair dye in Rosalie’s shampoo
86.) Then tell Bella that Edward likes it
87.) Constantly remind Alice that she might not actually be in amor with Jasper
88.) Spill blood on their floor
89.) Then laugh when Jasper starts to lick it up
90.) Sing in your head “I know a song that gets on Edward’s every nerve!” When around Edward
91.) Steal each and everyone ones of their credit/debit cards and max them out
92.) Say to Jasper that tu told Carlisle about your depression problems and that he told tu to talk to Jasper about it
93.) Change your mind about something 50,000 times so Alice gets confused
94.) Buy Edward a puppy
95.) Suggest that he name it Jacob
96.) Tell Edward that his body glitter is fading
97.) Laugh anytime Edward says something corny (I don’t think anything he says is corny.)
98.) Constantly tell Edward that he’s is going to end up killing Bella
99.) Then laugh when he says that he won’t
And if tu really want to piss them off…
100.) Have them pick a día where they all circulo, círculo up and talk about their “problems.”
Internet humor describing the Edward/Bella relationship as pedophilia
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