Why He’s Hot:
1. Pattinson is responsible for the whole “men as vampiros are hot”, epidemic. For him, you’re a total fiction loving dweeb.
2. He is the epitome of a bad boy. He doesn’t try to have a fuck the world attitude, he just does. He’s far from charming and tu amor him for that. Why? Well because bad boys can work their magic stick better than nice boys. Nice boys need instruction, not Robert. tu see Robert is instructing tu and you’re loving every minuto of it.
3. He’s from the UK and that in itself is hot. He has an accent and will invite tu over for crumpets and tea. What the fuck are crumpets? Who cares! You’ll scarf them down and pretend it was the best experience of your life just for a moment alone with Robert.
4. He sings! Go figure the stud on legs has talent (or what he believes is talent but sounds más like a mediocre version of the Dave Mathews Band). tu can’t understand what he says but who the hell cares. I don’t. Oh, sing me a sweet babble-esque lullaby Robert. tu sound lovely.
5. He has admitted to hating taking showers. Ladies let’s be honest, if a guy told tu that you’d probably run away while simultaneously throwing up in your mouth but this is Robert Pattinson we’re talking about.
tu can always trick him into playing erotic games in the shower. Problem solved!
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1. Pattinson is responsible for the whole “men as vampiros are hot”, epidemic. For him, you’re a total fiction loving dweeb.
2. He is the epitome of a bad boy. He doesn’t try to have a fuck the world attitude, he just does. He’s far from charming and tu amor him for that. Why? Well because bad boys can work their magic stick better than nice boys. Nice boys need instruction, not Robert. tu see Robert is instructing tu and you’re loving every minuto of it.
3. He’s from the UK and that in itself is hot. He has an accent and will invite tu over for crumpets and tea. What the fuck are crumpets? Who cares! You’ll scarf them down and pretend it was the best experience of your life just for a moment alone with Robert.
4. He sings! Go figure the stud on legs has talent (or what he believes is talent but sounds más like a mediocre version of the Dave Mathews Band). tu can’t understand what he says but who the hell cares. I don’t. Oh, sing me a sweet babble-esque lullaby Robert. tu sound lovely.
5. He has admitted to hating taking showers. Ladies let’s be honest, if a guy told tu that you’d probably run away while simultaneously throwing up in your mouth but this is Robert Pattinson we’re talking about.
tu can always trick him into playing erotic games in the shower. Problem solved!
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1. He tells her to stay away from him.
2. She says shes not afraid of him.
3. He lets her cry on his camisa, camiseta and ruin it.
4. He just wants her to be happy.
5. She trusts him.
6. He didn't kill her
7. When the car threatened to crush her all he could think was "Not her"
8. The lion fell in amor with the lamb.
9. He left her only for her protection.
10. He won't end her life for her.
11. He took her to the prom because he did't want her to miss anything.
12. He feels very protective of her.
13. He risked blowing the family secret to save her.
14. He is her "Prisoner".
15. He dazzles her.
16. She doesn't care that he is a "Killer".
17. He sayed with her in the Hospital
18. He watches her sleep.
19. She always forgives him.
20. He paloma her inicial when she felt sick.
2. She says shes not afraid of him.
3. He lets her cry on his camisa, camiseta and ruin it.
4. He just wants her to be happy.
5. She trusts him.
6. He didn't kill her
7. When the car threatened to crush her all he could think was "Not her"
8. The lion fell in amor with the lamb.
9. He left her only for her protection.
10. He won't end her life for her.
11. He took her to the prom because he did't want her to miss anything.
12. He feels very protective of her.
13. He risked blowing the family secret to save her.
14. He is her "Prisoner".
15. He dazzles her.
16. She doesn't care that he is a "Killer".
17. He sayed with her in the Hospital
18. He watches her sleep.
19. She always forgives him.
20. He paloma her inicial when she felt sick.