I found Jasper and he ask me why I was so nervous I told him that a
boy just walks through the house without even knocking. He dicho oh
that's Jacob he umm is umm talk to Alice about it please... Okay I
said. So I went and found Alice sitting on the sofá watching Nessie
and this stranger play with her. I went and sat por Alice and wispered
in her ear asking who was this boy. She told me that this is Jacob
Black and that's when he looked over and I finally figured out where I
saw him it was at the cena, comedor back when I was in the coast guard. He
dicho nice to meet tu again Addi. I dicho tu too. Alice wasn't the
least bit surprised we had already met, I ask if he new their secret
and she dicho yes he knows he is a werewolf. I dicho what?! Who knew
that vampiros and hombres lobo existed. I couldn't believe it I was the
only human in the house and yet it didn't frighten me at all. I
dragged Alice outside and as soon as I got to the door Jacob just ran
and pushed me which pushed me down the stairs. After everyone asked if
I was okay I still made Alice mostrar me más of her powers and she
showed me how she could climb trees, jump really far and she had
amazing strength. She picked me up! And then ran with me around the
house without breaking a sweat.
When I got back into the room Jasper and Edward were watching me and
Alice they really were just watching my reaction to everything though.
When we walked back inside Edward and Jasper were laughing at me.
Alice told me that Bella's dad Charlie was coming in a little bit. I
went and took a ducha, ducha de since I smelled like a dog from being outside.
When I got out there was clothes laying on the cama and a not por them
that said;
Addi,
Hope tu don't mind me picking out clothes for you.
Alice
I amor when people pick outfits out for me it makes me happy. So I put
on some makeup and dried my hair and went into the living room where I
saw a familiar face. It was Police Chief Swan, I remember him a
little bit from when he was asking me about Sergeant Ray.
When I walked in Esme introduced me to Chief Swan. I dicho nice to met
you. He dicho tu too. How are tu doing? Fine thank you. Carlise told
me they should be fully healed within another two weeks. Chief Swam
dicho that's great. He was holding Renesme the most beautiful child on
earth. Then Jacob walked back through the door and walked into the
living room. I had to leave one cause he didn't even turn around to
help me up once I had fallen and two my ribs were killing me.
So I went outside it was so peaceful. I just started walking and
thinking about everything that had happened. Soon I noticed that I had
passed Edward and Bella's house. I just kept on walking. I heard
someone behind so I turned around quickly and no one was there I
thought it was my imagination so I started walking again. Then all of
the sudden I thought I heard some I e behind me again so I kept
walking and then I decided to quickly turn around and when I did there
was a boy about my age.
I ask what he was doing so far into the woods and he dicho he was
hunting and I asked how are tu hunting tu don't have a gun o a bow
and arrow? He dicho he was hunting por hand and that's when I took a
couple of steps back and then he was right beside me. He dicho that he
wasn't going to hurt me, that he only likes animals. I dicho oh and
dicho um well I'm leaving and I started running. He was close behind
but I knew he could run faster than me he was just holding back.
boy just walks through the house without even knocking. He dicho oh
that's Jacob he umm is umm talk to Alice about it please... Okay I
said. So I went and found Alice sitting on the sofá watching Nessie
and this stranger play with her. I went and sat por Alice and wispered
in her ear asking who was this boy. She told me that this is Jacob
Black and that's when he looked over and I finally figured out where I
saw him it was at the cena, comedor back when I was in the coast guard. He
dicho nice to meet tu again Addi. I dicho tu too. Alice wasn't the
least bit surprised we had already met, I ask if he new their secret
and she dicho yes he knows he is a werewolf. I dicho what?! Who knew
that vampiros and hombres lobo existed. I couldn't believe it I was the
only human in the house and yet it didn't frighten me at all. I
dragged Alice outside and as soon as I got to the door Jacob just ran
and pushed me which pushed me down the stairs. After everyone asked if
I was okay I still made Alice mostrar me más of her powers and she
showed me how she could climb trees, jump really far and she had
amazing strength. She picked me up! And then ran with me around the
house without breaking a sweat.
When I got back into the room Jasper and Edward were watching me and
Alice they really were just watching my reaction to everything though.
When we walked back inside Edward and Jasper were laughing at me.
Alice told me that Bella's dad Charlie was coming in a little bit. I
went and took a ducha, ducha de since I smelled like a dog from being outside.
When I got out there was clothes laying on the cama and a not por them
that said;
Addi,
Hope tu don't mind me picking out clothes for you.
Alice
I amor when people pick outfits out for me it makes me happy. So I put
on some makeup and dried my hair and went into the living room where I
saw a familiar face. It was Police Chief Swan, I remember him a
little bit from when he was asking me about Sergeant Ray.
When I walked in Esme introduced me to Chief Swan. I dicho nice to met
you. He dicho tu too. How are tu doing? Fine thank you. Carlise told
me they should be fully healed within another two weeks. Chief Swam
dicho that's great. He was holding Renesme the most beautiful child on
earth. Then Jacob walked back through the door and walked into the
living room. I had to leave one cause he didn't even turn around to
help me up once I had fallen and two my ribs were killing me.
So I went outside it was so peaceful. I just started walking and
thinking about everything that had happened. Soon I noticed that I had
passed Edward and Bella's house. I just kept on walking. I heard
someone behind so I turned around quickly and no one was there I
thought it was my imagination so I started walking again. Then all of
the sudden I thought I heard some I e behind me again so I kept
walking and then I decided to quickly turn around and when I did there
was a boy about my age.
I ask what he was doing so far into the woods and he dicho he was
hunting and I asked how are tu hunting tu don't have a gun o a bow
and arrow? He dicho he was hunting por hand and that's when I took a
couple of steps back and then he was right beside me. He dicho that he
wasn't going to hurt me, that he only likes animals. I dicho oh and
dicho um well I'm leaving and I started running. He was close behind
but I knew he could run faster than me he was just holding back.
10. Tell him he looks like a creepy stalker rapist.
9. Inform him, as politely as possible, that he has grizzly in his teeth.
8. Ask who wears the pants in his relationship.
7. Try to stab him through the corazón with a stake.
6. Tell him brawn is out, scrawn is in.
5. Inquires as to how he feels to be the least-liked Cullen male.
4. When he is around, wonder aloud what Rosalie calls him in bed.
3. Ask if he is overcompensating for something with that Jeep.
2. Ask if he is overcompensating for something with those muscles..
And the Number One way to annoy Emmett Cullen?
1. When he denies the above two claims, respond with “That’s not what Rosalie saaaaaid!”
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9. Inform him, as politely as possible, that he has grizzly in his teeth.
8. Ask who wears the pants in his relationship.
7. Try to stab him through the corazón with a stake.
6. Tell him brawn is out, scrawn is in.
5. Inquires as to how he feels to be the least-liked Cullen male.
4. When he is around, wonder aloud what Rosalie calls him in bed.
3. Ask if he is overcompensating for something with that Jeep.
2. Ask if he is overcompensating for something with those muscles..
And the Number One way to annoy Emmett Cullen?
1. When he denies the above two claims, respond with “That’s not what Rosalie saaaaaid!”
Source: link
10. Ask about Mike.
9. Ask about Eric.
8. Ask about Jacob.
7. Ask about Edward.
6. After asking about all these boys, inquire as to how much she is paying them, and where in the White Pages she looked for fake fan-boys.
5. When she complains about not being a vampire, throw glitter on her and claim she sparkles just like a vampire in the sun.
4. Ask if the thought of Edward biting her makes her… happy.
3. Say that since Edward is technically dead, she is into necrophilia. Tell her that is sick and wrong, and she should stop with her weird fetishes.
2. Tell her we all know about the real reason she married Edward – the honeymoon.
And the Number One way to annoy Bella Swan?
1. Tell her that tu and Jacob imprinted on each other, and are getting married. Tell her tu are pregnant, and will be with him forever. Videotape the reaction.
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9. Ask about Eric.
8. Ask about Jacob.
7. Ask about Edward.
6. After asking about all these boys, inquire as to how much she is paying them, and where in the White Pages she looked for fake fan-boys.
5. When she complains about not being a vampire, throw glitter on her and claim she sparkles just like a vampire in the sun.
4. Ask if the thought of Edward biting her makes her… happy.
3. Say that since Edward is technically dead, she is into necrophilia. Tell her that is sick and wrong, and she should stop with her weird fetishes.
2. Tell her we all know about the real reason she married Edward – the honeymoon.
And the Number One way to annoy Bella Swan?
1. Tell her that tu and Jacob imprinted on each other, and are getting married. Tell her tu are pregnant, and will be with him forever. Videotape the reaction.
Source: link