Okay so my brother and I were swimming in our pool and suddenly we start talking Twilight.Well, if tu know us then tu know that we stared role playing.Mason REALLY wanted to be Edward so I let him.And I was Emmett. And so I started thinking of a joke paragraph.I REALLY hope tu guys like it.
Emmett's pov.
"Where is Edward?!?", I thought to myself. I had been searching our property for well around 5 minutos and I knew he could hear my thoughts.
" Up here Em.", he dicho chuckling from his room all the way upstairs. He knew I would hear.I was still in the forest.I was up and in his room in a record 4 seconds. o at least record for a human. "jeese Edward!Couldn't have let that go on longer?",I dicho a bit sharply.
"No.I was getting bored.", he said.
"Okay well, let's get down to bussiness shall we? I thought up another way to annoy Alice.", I said.
" I'm all ears."
" Well, I figured out a way to fart!!!How totally awesome is THAT?", I dicho in a rush.
"Very awesome."
Man. Why was he keeping his anserws so short? " So you'll hurry up and tell me how to fart.", he dicho a little impatient. " Jeese.", I dicho again. He sighed. "Alright. So if tu can gulp down enough air and concentrate really hard tu can fart.", I dicho triumphently. "And how did tu come across this?", he dicho chuckling, for he already knew the anserw. "Never mind that", I snapped. Was he doiing his best to irritate me in my moment of glory? " Yes.", he dicho fighting a smile. " Stop that!", I dicho sharply. "See watch.I'll demonstrate.", I said. I took a deep breath that no human could take and took two más just to be on the seguro side. Now for the embarrassung part. The concentrating. I balled my hands in fists nd benter. I must have looked like a conctapated kid, because he was on the ground holding his sides and booming with laughter in half a second. "Hey cut it out o tu won't hear it ", I said. " Oh.I WON'T?", he retorted clearly enjoying himself. But at least he cut it out.Then finally brpf( misceláneo letters =fart sounds, the más letters the longer the fart)."Of course I'll have to work on it, but...", I dicho clearly proud. "Oh that's for SURE!!", he dicho laughing again."Let's go practice.", he dicho eager to learn.
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"Oh Alice...", we chimed.
"What is it?", she stated obviously annoyed.
"We just wanted to mostrar tu something.", we dicho in unison once more. "Oh this aught to be good.", dicho rosalie ,nudging Jasper.We each sucked in a REEEEEEEEALY deep breath. For Alice, Jacob, Carlisle,Esme, Rosalie, and Jasper were there.(Bella and Renesmee were visiting Charlie and amazingly Jacob was visiting me.Or at least staying for the game. Flat screen tu know.)We balled our fists knelt down and...........bfr dfr.And then a thunder storm broke out.Everyone was on the ground rolling, holding their sides and BOOMING with laughter. While we stood there gawking at them. It had taken weeks of hard core practice to get that far, and last time it lasted 20 seconds!!! Even Alice was laughing. "aren't tu the least bit disgusted?!?", I asked. "That.. was... just.. too... funny.", she gasped."Nice one guys!!", joked Jacob. "Man it took 6 weeks to get that far!", I dicho irritatedly. HDSHGHEHRHGHRTGJHDFJGLDFHHTIHRIYTHDSFGHUER!!!!! "And that took about 2 seconds!", smiled Jacob."Well it's harder for vampiros to fart okay Mr. Showoff!", I said."OH MY GOD! JACOB! WHAT DID tu EAT?!?!?!?!", laughed Carlisle. por now everyone was outside at least 1 mile away from the house.
"Well, Jake. At least tu can annoy Alice.", i laughed as we sprinted from the contaminated house.(Both holding our noses I might add) Just then Alice charges at us staring daggers at Jacob. "You, mutt. come here.", dicho Alice. "No way! I may be half dog but even I'm not that stupid.", dicho Jacob cautiously. "No come on. I'm not going to hurt you.", dicho Alice más alluringly now as she flashed one of her smiles that would make any man come to her." That doesn't work on me.", dicho Jake. "Then why are tu coming closer?", dicho Alice still trying to lure him in. "Don't do it jake", I whispered. Jake was still walking closer.... And then he was right in front of Alice. "Oh no, I can't watch", I dicho still watching." tu can't but I can.", dicho Edward chuckling. por now everyone was watching.(Even Bella and Nessie, they got back early)Then suddenly, WHACK!!!!! Alice got Jake right on the nose. He jumped and ran for his life. Alice right behind him screaming things like," I JUST WENT SHOPPING THOSE ARE BRAND NEW chanel dresses! NOT TO MENTION ALL OF THE LOUIS VUITTON PURSESAND DOLCE AND GABBANNA DRESSES!!!!!!! AND NOW THEY ARE ALL RUINED!!!!!"she screamed." How much are tu willing to bet he is going to get his sorry culo knocked around?", dicho Edward. "50 bucks says Alice will beat him again in the siguiente minute?", I said. "Your on.", dicho Edward."Edward aren't tu going to go help him?", Bella dicho worriedly. "Emmett's tougher that I am he can take Alice when she's this mad I can't.", dicho Edward getting a bit worried himself."Ahh. But tu Eddie boy are much faster than I.", I dicho knowing I won. "Edward . Please for me I don't want him to get hurt and you're faster than Alice anyway.", begged Bella." Man how cruel is that making your wife beg. Pathetic.", I taunted."Shut. Up. Emmett.", he growled. and then he left to go rescue Jacob from Alice's wrath." tu know he won't survive right?", I asked. "I kinda figured.", dicho Bella. "hey Bella can tu go make some palomitas de maiz, palomitas de maíz this is going to be good." " But we don't eat popcorn." "Get it anyway." I dicho and sat down to enjoy the mostrar just as Edward got socked in the head."Luxury."
Emmett's pov.
"Where is Edward?!?", I thought to myself. I had been searching our property for well around 5 minutos and I knew he could hear my thoughts.
" Up here Em.", he dicho chuckling from his room all the way upstairs. He knew I would hear.I was still in the forest.I was up and in his room in a record 4 seconds. o at least record for a human. "jeese Edward!Couldn't have let that go on longer?",I dicho a bit sharply.
"No.I was getting bored.", he said.
"Okay well, let's get down to bussiness shall we? I thought up another way to annoy Alice.", I said.
" I'm all ears."
" Well, I figured out a way to fart!!!How totally awesome is THAT?", I dicho in a rush.
"Very awesome."
Man. Why was he keeping his anserws so short? " So you'll hurry up and tell me how to fart.", he dicho a little impatient. " Jeese.", I dicho again. He sighed. "Alright. So if tu can gulp down enough air and concentrate really hard tu can fart.", I dicho triumphently. "And how did tu come across this?", he dicho chuckling, for he already knew the anserw. "Never mind that", I snapped. Was he doiing his best to irritate me in my moment of glory? " Yes.", he dicho fighting a smile. " Stop that!", I dicho sharply. "See watch.I'll demonstrate.", I said. I took a deep breath that no human could take and took two más just to be on the seguro side. Now for the embarrassung part. The concentrating. I balled my hands in fists nd benter. I must have looked like a conctapated kid, because he was on the ground holding his sides and booming with laughter in half a second. "Hey cut it out o tu won't hear it ", I said. " Oh.I WON'T?", he retorted clearly enjoying himself. But at least he cut it out.Then finally brpf( misceláneo letters =fart sounds, the más letters the longer the fart)."Of course I'll have to work on it, but...", I dicho clearly proud. "Oh that's for SURE!!", he dicho laughing again."Let's go practice.", he dicho eager to learn.
*********
"Oh Alice...", we chimed.
"What is it?", she stated obviously annoyed.
"We just wanted to mostrar tu something.", we dicho in unison once more. "Oh this aught to be good.", dicho rosalie ,nudging Jasper.We each sucked in a REEEEEEEEALY deep breath. For Alice, Jacob, Carlisle,Esme, Rosalie, and Jasper were there.(Bella and Renesmee were visiting Charlie and amazingly Jacob was visiting me.Or at least staying for the game. Flat screen tu know.)We balled our fists knelt down and...........bfr dfr.And then a thunder storm broke out.Everyone was on the ground rolling, holding their sides and BOOMING with laughter. While we stood there gawking at them. It had taken weeks of hard core practice to get that far, and last time it lasted 20 seconds!!! Even Alice was laughing. "aren't tu the least bit disgusted?!?", I asked. "That.. was... just.. too... funny.", she gasped."Nice one guys!!", joked Jacob. "Man it took 6 weeks to get that far!", I dicho irritatedly. HDSHGHEHRHGHRTGJHDFJGLDFHHTIHRIYTHDSFGHUER!!!!! "And that took about 2 seconds!", smiled Jacob."Well it's harder for vampiros to fart okay Mr. Showoff!", I said."OH MY GOD! JACOB! WHAT DID tu EAT?!?!?!?!", laughed Carlisle. por now everyone was outside at least 1 mile away from the house.
"Well, Jake. At least tu can annoy Alice.", i laughed as we sprinted from the contaminated house.(Both holding our noses I might add) Just then Alice charges at us staring daggers at Jacob. "You, mutt. come here.", dicho Alice. "No way! I may be half dog but even I'm not that stupid.", dicho Jacob cautiously. "No come on. I'm not going to hurt you.", dicho Alice más alluringly now as she flashed one of her smiles that would make any man come to her." That doesn't work on me.", dicho Jake. "Then why are tu coming closer?", dicho Alice still trying to lure him in. "Don't do it jake", I whispered. Jake was still walking closer.... And then he was right in front of Alice. "Oh no, I can't watch", I dicho still watching." tu can't but I can.", dicho Edward chuckling. por now everyone was watching.(Even Bella and Nessie, they got back early)Then suddenly, WHACK!!!!! Alice got Jake right on the nose. He jumped and ran for his life. Alice right behind him screaming things like," I JUST WENT SHOPPING THOSE ARE BRAND NEW chanel dresses! NOT TO MENTION ALL OF THE LOUIS VUITTON PURSESAND DOLCE AND GABBANNA DRESSES!!!!!!! AND NOW THEY ARE ALL RUINED!!!!!"she screamed." How much are tu willing to bet he is going to get his sorry culo knocked around?", dicho Edward. "50 bucks says Alice will beat him again in the siguiente minute?", I said. "Your on.", dicho Edward."Edward aren't tu going to go help him?", Bella dicho worriedly. "Emmett's tougher that I am he can take Alice when she's this mad I can't.", dicho Edward getting a bit worried himself."Ahh. But tu Eddie boy are much faster than I.", I dicho knowing I won. "Edward . Please for me I don't want him to get hurt and you're faster than Alice anyway.", begged Bella." Man how cruel is that making your wife beg. Pathetic.", I taunted."Shut. Up. Emmett.", he growled. and then he left to go rescue Jacob from Alice's wrath." tu know he won't survive right?", I asked. "I kinda figured.", dicho Bella. "hey Bella can tu go make some palomitas de maiz, palomitas de maíz this is going to be good." " But we don't eat popcorn." "Get it anyway." I dicho and sat down to enjoy the mostrar just as Edward got socked in the head."Luxury."
Team Edward versus Team Jacob - Twilight fans will surely become one of the two largest Clan , whether it vampire clan o werewolft clan . When the official Press New Moon on the pregunta of who would win if a war between Team Edward and Team Jacob. Robert Pattinson and Taylor Lautner have a different opinion about this. wether it will be add to scene in film?
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It Snippet Opini from Robert And Taylor
Robert Pattinson laughed when he dicho who would win between his character Edward Cullen and the character of Cullen Taylor Lautner Jacob Black.
art video I wouldn’t do something unless I had a weapon. "
Meanwhile, Taylor responded with más analysis. "Oh man. I do not know between me and Rob. He often exercises boxing when he was off duty. This will probably be the fight interesting. we've already discussed this when filming,
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it still fresh and come on this is hot topic if u are truly twilight fans
It Snippet Opini from Robert And Taylor
Robert Pattinson laughed when he dicho who would win between his character Edward Cullen and the character of Cullen Taylor Lautner Jacob Black.
art video I wouldn’t do something unless I had a weapon. "
Meanwhile, Taylor responded with más analysis. "Oh man. I do not know between me and Rob. He often exercises boxing when he was off duty. This will probably be the fight interesting. we've already discussed this when filming,
justt pay them?
The Social Security Adminstration recently released it's annual reportar of the most popular baby names. Or, should I say 'vampire' baby names? The results were quite interesting.
I wonder if Stephenie Meyer ever realized just how much her writings would impact the planet. With Meyer's wildly popular Twilight series holding phenom reign over the past couple of years, her libros and the characters she created have actually influenced the most popular baby names of 2009... Full Story Here link
I wonder if Stephenie Meyer ever realized just how much her writings would impact the planet. With Meyer's wildly popular Twilight series holding phenom reign over the past couple of years, her libros and the characters she created have actually influenced the most popular baby names of 2009... Full Story Here link
This scene is very revealing because we can see the bracelet that Jacob gave Bella plus the bite mark left por James and finally the ring, too.
Remember that this ring is very special because it belonged to Elizabeth Masen, the biological mother of Edward, so it has a lot of sentimental value.
The ring is gorgeous, with tons of diamonds. It shows the true amor that Edward has for Bella, and that he wants to spend eternity with her.
Of course, the ring scene in the book and movie is one of the most romantic and emotional of the Twilight series.
At first the lista included Gus camioneta, van Sant, Sofia Coppola, and Bill Condon discovered por Hollywood insider Nikkie Finke who writes for Deadline Hollywood. Then the name Stephen Daldry surfaced discovered por the LA Times. Right after that mtv (there seems to be a pattern here, you’ll see in a minute) asked The Runaways director, Floria Sigismondi, if she were interested and she gave a polite and non-committal answer.
Now enter M. Night Shyamalan, director of the upcoming The Last Airbender that stars Jackson Rathbone. mtv put the pregunta to him, and to our surprise M. Knight (can we call him just Knight?) was a apparently fan of the first movie…who knew?
“”I would’ve loved to be– I amor the series, and Catherine [Hardwicke's] movie, it was one of my favorito! cine of that year,” he said. “Really, I thought tonally, it was a perfect movie. I called her up after I saw ‘Twilight’ and was like ‘That was amazing.’ So I’m a big fan.”
