2. Problems
The campana rang to lunch. Jacob sprinted to the cafeteria doors. I sprinted to the wall. Only a few minutes. Gotta make it quick. I desguised myself as Jacob and ran to Renesmee. There she was, looking like a goddess, her hair twisting freely in the autumn breeze.
"Boo," I whispered romantically in her ear. She jumped and started to laugh. Then she grabbed my hair and started besar me. It was perfect. I removed the flask from my pocket and placed the potion in my fingers. Then I wove them through her silky hair. She pulled away and I took off my desguise. She gasped.
"You're not Jacob! Where's my boyfriend?" she asked, then she fell off the muro as the potion kicked in. I felt a hot hand grab my leather chaqueta and pull me away. I was flying through the air and landed on my feet. Losing balance, I fell onto someone. Their body was rock solid. I looked up to see furious golden eyes staring back.
"What were tu doing to Renesmee?" the bronze haired boy interrogated. Five other golden eyed seniors joined him, staring at me angrily. Then the bronze haired boy, probably their posse leader, dragged me to Renesmee. She looked shaken and confused.
"D-Dad? What- What're tu doing to my boyfriend?" she asked. Yes! The potion worked. Wait, dad?
"What potion?" the bronze haired boy asked suddenly. Alice looked confused.
"What? How'd-" I asked.
"Edward, what's going on?" Jacob asked. Edward CULLEN? Oh, no. I ran into the Cullens. This was Edward, and the brunette that looked at him protectively must be Bella Swan, the large one Emmett, and the blondes were the twins, Jasper and Rosalie Hale. Alice was standing siguiente to Jacob and Renesmee. All of them were together. I learned this from seeing my future. Too bad I didn't see this far. I jumped when Edward growled.
"Who are you?" he asked.
"M-Mark Sepia," I stammered. I hope he doesn't find out I'm a witch.
"You're a WHAT?" he roared. Did he just read my mind?
"I'm a, well, I'm a... Witch."
Are these people what I think they are? Their skin was pale and hard, their strength was incredible. Everyone except for Jacob was cold. Could they really be a strozzino, o Italian vampire?
"Yes, how'd tu know?" Edward asked. I detected a fearful tone in his voice.
"Are tu lectura my mind?" I asked.
"Yes. And tu need to explain what's going on around here."
"Not now!" I yelled, and forced Edward to let me go. I shapeshifted and turned into a hawk, flying away. All the while I thought, is Renesmee half-human? It's impossible to have a kid when you're a vampire...
The campana rang to lunch. Jacob sprinted to the cafeteria doors. I sprinted to the wall. Only a few minutes. Gotta make it quick. I desguised myself as Jacob and ran to Renesmee. There she was, looking like a goddess, her hair twisting freely in the autumn breeze.
"Boo," I whispered romantically in her ear. She jumped and started to laugh. Then she grabbed my hair and started besar me. It was perfect. I removed the flask from my pocket and placed the potion in my fingers. Then I wove them through her silky hair. She pulled away and I took off my desguise. She gasped.
"You're not Jacob! Where's my boyfriend?" she asked, then she fell off the muro as the potion kicked in. I felt a hot hand grab my leather chaqueta and pull me away. I was flying through the air and landed on my feet. Losing balance, I fell onto someone. Their body was rock solid. I looked up to see furious golden eyes staring back.
"What were tu doing to Renesmee?" the bronze haired boy interrogated. Five other golden eyed seniors joined him, staring at me angrily. Then the bronze haired boy, probably their posse leader, dragged me to Renesmee. She looked shaken and confused.
"D-Dad? What- What're tu doing to my boyfriend?" she asked. Yes! The potion worked. Wait, dad?
"What potion?" the bronze haired boy asked suddenly. Alice looked confused.
"What? How'd-" I asked.
"Edward, what's going on?" Jacob asked. Edward CULLEN? Oh, no. I ran into the Cullens. This was Edward, and the brunette that looked at him protectively must be Bella Swan, the large one Emmett, and the blondes were the twins, Jasper and Rosalie Hale. Alice was standing siguiente to Jacob and Renesmee. All of them were together. I learned this from seeing my future. Too bad I didn't see this far. I jumped when Edward growled.
"Who are you?" he asked.
"M-Mark Sepia," I stammered. I hope he doesn't find out I'm a witch.
"You're a WHAT?" he roared. Did he just read my mind?
"I'm a, well, I'm a... Witch."
Are these people what I think they are? Their skin was pale and hard, their strength was incredible. Everyone except for Jacob was cold. Could they really be a strozzino, o Italian vampire?
"Yes, how'd tu know?" Edward asked. I detected a fearful tone in his voice.
"Are tu lectura my mind?" I asked.
"Yes. And tu need to explain what's going on around here."
"Not now!" I yelled, and forced Edward to let me go. I shapeshifted and turned into a hawk, flying away. All the while I thought, is Renesmee half-human? It's impossible to have a kid when you're a vampire...
hola ... This is my first fanfiction :D so if its not good just give me some constructive critism to make it better. Thanks (:
Preface.
The reason i left was to save my family. The one I cant live without. But i wish they were here. To hold my hand. Promise me everything will be ok. But i push that thought to the back of my mind when i hear the approaching footsteps. I stand there. Alone. Preparing myself for terror that i am about to face. If i could cry, tears would be running down my face. But when the hunters prepare to attack. I crouch forward, my lips pull back over my teeth. I let out a deep growl which was cut short. My head snapped up to the sound i heard behind me.
Preface.
The reason i left was to save my family. The one I cant live without. But i wish they were here. To hold my hand. Promise me everything will be ok. But i push that thought to the back of my mind when i hear the approaching footsteps. I stand there. Alone. Preparing myself for terror that i am about to face. If i could cry, tears would be running down my face. But when the hunters prepare to attack. I crouch forward, my lips pull back over my teeth. I let out a deep growl which was cut short. My head snapped up to the sound i heard behind me.
My awesome 'other':
Edward tu are delicious,
I bet you'd be nutritious,
I reckon you'd be good to eat,
Quite juicy and quite sweet.
Tastier than any chocolate cake,
With hunger, my belly aches,
In a totally non sexual way.
Ha ha ha ha don't take this seriously guys. I'm not weird, honest. But Edward would be good to eat. Not that I would know... Nothing rhymes with delicious, tu know... Except nutritious... So anyways, that's my latest bout of weirdness, I hope I've met my quota for the day.
Edward tu are delicious,
I bet you'd be nutritious,
I reckon you'd be good to eat,
Quite juicy and quite sweet.
Tastier than any chocolate cake,
With hunger, my belly aches,
In a totally non sexual way.
Ha ha ha ha don't take this seriously guys. I'm not weird, honest. But Edward would be good to eat. Not that I would know... Nothing rhymes with delicious, tu know... Except nutritious... So anyways, that's my latest bout of weirdness, I hope I've met my quota for the day.
bella: edward we need to talk.................................................
edward: go ahead we have got all the time in the world.
bella: ok but i don't think your gunna like it.
edward: whats wrong
bella: its nothing really but i do have to say i don't amor tu and i never have. the only reason why i married tu was cuz tu have lots of money and cuz i wanted to be a vampire. now i have got that i don't need tu anymore.
Edward: don't leave me.
bella: i have to cuz jacobs waiting for me in the car.
edward: thats my car
bella: buy a new one
bella: i am also taking renesmee with me. goodby edward. and thanks for the car
edward:noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. not the car
bella: hu hum i dicho goodbuy edward
edward: o sorry goodbuy bella.
and so bella, renesmee and jacob lived happily ever after
edward: go ahead we have got all the time in the world.
bella: ok but i don't think your gunna like it.
edward: whats wrong
bella: its nothing really but i do have to say i don't amor tu and i never have. the only reason why i married tu was cuz tu have lots of money and cuz i wanted to be a vampire. now i have got that i don't need tu anymore.
Edward: don't leave me.
bella: i have to cuz jacobs waiting for me in the car.
edward: thats my car
bella: buy a new one
bella: i am also taking renesmee with me. goodby edward. and thanks for the car
edward:noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. not the car
bella: hu hum i dicho goodbuy edward
edward: o sorry goodbuy bella.
and so bella, renesmee and jacob lived happily ever after
10. Ask about Mike.
9. Ask about Eric.
8. Ask about Jacob.
7. Ask about Edward.
6. After asking about all these boys, inquire as to how much she is paying them, and where in the White Pages she looked for fake fan-boys.
5. When she complains about not being a vampire, throw glitter on her and claim she sparkles just like a vampire in the sun.
4. Ask if the thought of Edward biting her makes her… happy.
3. Say that since Edward is technically dead, she is into necrophilia. Tell her that is sick and wrong, and she should stop with her weird fetishes.
2. Tell her we all know about the real reason she married Edward – the honeymoon.
And the Number One way to annoy Bella Swan?
1. Tell her that tu and Jacob imprinted on each other, and are getting married. Tell her tu are pregnant, and will be with him forever. Videotape the reaction.
Source: link
9. Ask about Eric.
8. Ask about Jacob.
7. Ask about Edward.
6. After asking about all these boys, inquire as to how much she is paying them, and where in the White Pages she looked for fake fan-boys.
5. When she complains about not being a vampire, throw glitter on her and claim she sparkles just like a vampire in the sun.
4. Ask if the thought of Edward biting her makes her… happy.
3. Say that since Edward is technically dead, she is into necrophilia. Tell her that is sick and wrong, and she should stop with her weird fetishes.
2. Tell her we all know about the real reason she married Edward – the honeymoon.
And the Number One way to annoy Bella Swan?
1. Tell her that tu and Jacob imprinted on each other, and are getting married. Tell her tu are pregnant, and will be with him forever. Videotape the reaction.
Source: link
