-Renesmee-

I couldn't help but laugh; the thought of my Aunt Rosalie putting my larger-than-life Uncle Emmett in a headlock was something tu could hardly stop yourself from laughing about.

Jacob laughed with me, and then he said, "Speaking of which, I believe there is something we need to see."

He led me upstairs; and then grabbed a small silver digital camera on the nightstand.

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We spent the siguiente hora in hysterics; The first picture, obviously taken por my mom, was Dad and Uncle Jasper andvancing on Uncle Emmett. The siguiente one; they held him down. Then many of Aunt Rose and Aunt Alice putting make-up on him, and finally, bedazzling his shirt.

Eventually, after Jacob had braved the animal-blood fridge clean-up, was done, he came out of the cocina to where I was sitting in the living room.

Something about my expression stopped him from tossing a "half vampire girl afraid of blood" jibe at me, because he didn't bring the issue up again.

Instead we went grocery shopping.

I was dressed in a scarlet cabestro, halter neck top, black skinny jeans, and scarlet peep-toe heels. Alice. She had insisted I follow a strict clothing "schedule". I thought it was a little ridiculous, but anyone who enjoyed the idea of their head attached to their shoulders listened to Aunt Alice.

It was a little dressy to be going grocery shopping, so I'd decided that I was going to force Jacob into coming clothes shopping with me.

People stared at us the whole time we were in there, I mean, really, to the gossip-deprived people of Forks, the Cullens were a gift from the gods. Start anywhere tu like.

Still, it felt good to be on my inicial turf again.