Serie Crepúsculo Article: Twilight Chain :)

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posted by ebcullen4ever

Note: I did not write this article.My fanpop sister,Robssesed,wrote this.This is for all tu Twi hards,like Robssesed and myself.Enjoy!!!

The only thing that is mine from the articulo are the pictures.

If tu think that Twilight is the best book know to woman... (And man!) Copy/paste this into your profile.

If you've reread Twilight over 4 times...copy/paste this into your profile.

If tu have ever been so obsessed with Twilight, that whenever tu hear thunder, tu think of vampiros playing baseball...copy/paste this into your profile.

If tu are in amor with a Twilight character, copy and paste this in your profile.

If tu took the time to read all of these (and tu usually do), copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever wished tu could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If someone mentions Twilight, tu can go on for hours talking about it, copy this to your profile.

If tu are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.

If tu are addicted to vampiros and would like to become one, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If Edward's mind reading, Alice's visions, Jasper's empathy, Rosalie's beauty and tenacity, Emmett's strength, Esme's love, and Carlisle's compassion are only a few of thousands of reasons why you're Team Cullen, copy and paste this into your profile.

If tu have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast
TWILIGHT FANS: would rather rely on Alice for future predictions

NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!
TWILIGHT FANS: say OH MY EDWARD!! (OME)

NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
TWILIGHT FANS: know that Jasper already can sense their feelings without saying a word

NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up o i'll tell on you!
TWILIGHT FANS: say shut up o i'll get james to kill tu

NORMAL PEOPLE: think that vampiros are all like Dracula
TWILIGHT FANS: know A LOT better and absolutely amor the Cullen vampiros

NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
TWILIGHT FANS: when being chased yell EDWARD SAVE ME!!

NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
TWILIGHT FANS: know that the Cullens might be playing baseball somewhere and Emmett was just at bat ; )

NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation
TWILIGHT FANS: would go directly to FORKS WASHINGTON

NORMAL PEOPLE:dont have this on there perfil
TWILIGHT FANS: MUST have this on there profile!

Lessons Learned in Twilight:

1. tu can enjoy the banquet while resisting the wine.
2. The future is not set in stone.
3. Men are crabby when they're hungry.
4. Nothing beats an irritable grizzly bear.
5. True amor knows no boundaries.
6. Some people are just danger magnets.
7. Even eternal enemies can work together to save something they love.
8. Forget the fangs - real vampiros sparkle!
9. Soul mates exist, even if it takes 100 years to find them.
10. Porshe 911 Turbos make really great bribes.
11. Friendship is like the sun on a cloudy day.
12. Snow just means it's too cold for rain.
13. Family is about más than just blood.
14. What's worth doing is worth over-doing.
15. Losing your temper can be hair-raising.
16. "Vegetarian" has many meanings.
17. Even monsters can hold on to their humanity.
18. There are exceptions to every rule.
19. Always verify bad news before doing something stupid.
20. Hearing voices in your head doesn't necessarily mean you're crazy.
21. amor means being willing to sacrifice your happiness for another's.
22. Cold hands = Warm heart.
23. Not breathing is uncomfortable.
24. Stupid lambs and masochistic lions make quite a pair.
25. Romeo was an idiot.
26. Twilight is the saddest and safest time of day.
27. Extreme sports should not be attempted alone.
28. Life is worth very little without someone to share it with.
29. el espacio heaters can be very annoying.
30. amor can make even the most miserable places paradise.

The Twilight Oath
I promise to remember Bella
Each time I carelessly fall down
And I promise to remember Edward
Whenever I'm out of town
I promise to obey por traffic laws
For Charlies sake of course
And I promise to remember Jacob
When my corazón fills with remorse
I promise to remember Carlisle
When ever I am in the emergency room
And I promise to remember Emmett
Every time there's a huge boom
I promise to to remember Rose
Whenever I see something that holds pure beauty
And I promise to remember Alice
When I'm at a mall and see a outfit thats a cutie
I promise to remember Nessie
When I see that beautiful bronze hair
And I promise to remember Esme
When someone tells me they care
I promise to remember Jasper
Whenever my stomach isn't curled
And I promise to remember the Volturi
When someone speaks of dominating the world
Yes I promise to amor Twilight
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the Twilighters know.

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Hello, My Name Is: Death ~Vol. 3~ [SIX]

posted by BuffyFaithFan1

Hello, My Name Is: Death
Volume Three
BuffyFaithfan1
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[SIX]
    We got into Jerek's car, and he started back to his hous o headquarters, wherever Jerek was taking us too.
    "So, do tu have the symbol of the Death Clan on you?" I asked Jerek. Tabra was laying in the back, and Jerek and I were in the front.
    "Yea, I do. I regret seeing it everyday, I regret what I did the little time I was there. But I do."
    "Have tu forgiven yourself?"
    "Not fully." He said,...

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the new beginig ch3 :Welcome to the real life"

posted by sh0rtiinedward

I can’t believe this is Monday already, time to go to school and act human, with all those people “Humans”
“Nessi are tu ready honey” my aunt Alice yelled.
“Yes I’m on my way” I graph my backpack and I started walking to the door.
“Rennesme sweetheart can we talk for a minute” my mom asked me
“Sure mom”
“Well honey tell me what’s going on? I see tu that tu are very sad”
“Mom I feel so bad, I can’t understand what’s going on, I fell so badly with JACOB, I told very horrible stuff and now I need him, he was my best friend and my big brother. He was there for me...

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Hello, My Name Is: Death [EIGHT]

posted by BuffyFaithFan1

Hello, My Name Is: Death
Volume One
BuffyFaithfan1
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[EIGHT]
We got into Tabra's truck, and started over to the headquarters of the Death Clan of the Fallen. I was nervous, and I felt like I was gonna' throw-up.
"Is it too late to back out?" I asked him and he laughed nervously.
"Right now, yes." He kept on driving, and I thought to myself how better life will be once this is over.
Alright Cyd, stop being nervous! Sure tu can die, but think about how much culo you'll kick!? Think about how bad culo you'll be pointing and shooting a gun, especially at the guy who threw a knife...

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Hello, My Name Is: Death [FOUR]

posted by BuffyFaithFan1

Hello, My Name Is: Death
Volume One
BuffyFaithfan1
_________________________
[INTRO]
So, if tu forgot the last three things that have happened, here is exactly what did happen:
1.) A cuchillo was thrown at my head.
2.) I almost consumed a poisonous chicken
and 3.) The Death Clan of the Fallen are after me.
Pretty scary right? If tu think it isn't, well then leave right now, because it is. Not only do they know where I live, but they probably have been watching me for a while. Hopefully Tabra and I can get through this. We have to, right? Hero triumphs over the Villain!?
I sure hope so...
___________________________...

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A Life Of Death Part Three

posted by a-jforever

Heres part three.....I think. Enjoy.XXXX

What do tu want of me?” I asked straightening up to try being civil.

“Ok you’re going to think me a complete freak when I tell tu so come inside and sit down.”

“NOT INSIDE.” The bronze haired one protested.
Alice closed her eyes growing very still and then opening them.

“See Edward she won’t hurt Renesmee.” Edward nodded stepping out the way of the door. But whatever Alice had done hadn’t convinced him enough as he hurried in before us.

“Are tu Phoebe?” A little girl with Bronze curly hair came round the corner smiling at me her...

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Cullens meet Hales part 2!

posted by Cullens4eva

I amor MY SISTER SOOOOOOO MUCH! We all screamed till our throats hurt, this is just amazing. As we stopped mom walked in and started to tidy up the lounge. To be honest I'd forgotten she was actually here.

"Girls that's enough. Now what's all this screaming about hey? There's no need for it." She finished doing some light dusting and sat down with a book. Probably some romance knowing mom, she was so predictable. Her life is a romance novel, her meeting my dad after nearly jumping off a cliff, falling helplessly in love, having 3 beautiful girls, living in a house to die for...

We all sat down...

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Hello, My Name Is: Death [ONE]

posted by BuffyFaithFan1

Hello, My Name Is: Death
Volume One
BuffyFaithfan1
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[ONE]
This was like no other Monday. Why tu ask? Well, maybe if a cuchillo flew at your head, tu would agree with me. And it wasn't like magic flying, it was like an assassain threw a cuchillo at my head and tried to kill me! At first, all I could think of was RUN, but later on I knew why he was after me. Here is exactly what happened...
I was driving to the store, and I got out of my car and went inside. I was almost done, I just needed leche and cookie dough, and they were in the same isle, so I picked up...

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Blackout!!! Part 10

posted by smileyfaceddude

I sighed with relief as the phone conversation was over and snapped it shut. God! Edward, is way too curious, and pushy, he asks too many questions, as if he was interrogating me; which he kind of was. I thought over tonight, and Renesmee's little adventure. I had to get rid of those bottles, so that would NEVER happen again, (and my new shoes, which i had just started to like). I'm not sure what would best for us right now, and Edward was asking what’s going on, and where precisely Renesmee was, I was glad he couldn’t read my mind from the phone.

Renesmee

Oh.
What a throbbing headache!...

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Holiday ch 3

posted by amy_r_cullen

Edward's pov

"Daddy say somthing, tu haven't dicho anything for about ten miniits i'll read you're mind if tu don't tell me". Renesmee pushed.

"Sorry Renesmee i was just thinking can tu read you're mothers mind". I questioned.

"Errr I think so why, do tu wan't me to". Renesmee replied.

"well yes please, it's just you'r mother only lets me in her head when she wants me there, and the rest of the time I have to guess". I was trying to persuade Renesmee to help me.

"Why do tu want to know what goes on in momma's head". Renesmee pushed.

"I just want to know if she is happy o not o if she worries...

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Gone Part 8

posted by CarlislesLover

Sorry I haven't publicado this in ages.
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6 Years later.
I’m now twenty-four years old. I’m married to Edward and we live in Canada together. I still have my job as a fashion designer and I do model. But lately I’ve been asked to do other things. I got a letter through the post a few days hace about being in a film. I didn’t mostrar Edward because I knew he would say no, so I kept it to myself. I really would like to be in the film, but it would mean I would be away from Edward for ages. I was already spending a lot of time away from Edward. He’s at inicial right now whilst I’m in New Zealand....

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Talent Part 2

posted by CarlislesLover

We finished shopping finally. “I’m sorry I have to go now”

“Ok, I’ll see tu whenever I siguiente wake you”

“Ok bye”

“Bye”

She left me going back to her grave. I didn’t know what to do. I couldn’t go back and see the faces of my family. Jasper was likely to kill me if I went back. Edward would be like oh Bella I amor tu so much none of this is your fault and Jasper would be like she knocked my wife unconscious I hate tu and I’d be sat there like whatever guys leave me alone. So I decided to go back. I walked in and they were all sat in the living room on the sofa. “I’m...

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Gone Part 7

posted by CarlislesLover

This may sound like the end but it isn't.
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I did what I did with every other country. I saw the Cullen’s in the audience along with Charlie, Jacob and Billy. Jessica, mike, Angela and Eric were all there too. I knew so many people in the audience, but I had to ignore them and carry on. I finished at last and went back stage. My boss was going back early and dicho I could stay here for as long as I wanted. I got changed in to something else. Then Charlie walked in. He drove me home, the Cullen’s following behind. We all entered the house and sat down on the sofa. “What happened to you?”...

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Gone Part 5

posted by CarlislesLover

Sorry for the delay.
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We got back to my apartment and I got changed back into the clothes I was wearing before I had the piercing. “Now tu need to go back to work to see if they have your dress for you”

“Ok” We drove back to where my dress was being made. “Aren’t tu coming in Lucy?
”
“No sorry I have to go”

“Oh ok” I walked in to the large building and back into the lift up to the floor my dress was being made on. “We have finished” The man dicho happily as I walked in. “Go try it on for me” I went and tried it on. I looked in the mirror it was amazing. “Wow...

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Break up Part 11

posted by CarlislesLover

Part 11 finaly !!!!
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I was then blind folded and knocked out. I woke up in a huge white room. “This is where we’re going to train tu to fight. Our way” Edward hadn’t even taught me how to fight yet but when the man dicho ‘our way’ it was obviously going to be a different way to how my family fight. vampiros started to enter the room. “Now watch us” A woman told me “And if tu don’t you’ll be in trouble” She took a man and they started mostrando me a fight. It looked complicated as each one of them took it in turn fighting each other it looked so hard. “I can’t do...

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Think of You--Chapter one--All the way from Tenessee

posted by RosalieLHale

Chapter One: All the way from Tennessee
Rosalie POV

    Two short years hace I was turned into a monster. I'm beautiful, yet still a monster. Being a vampire wasn't fun at all. I personally don't like eating animals. Well, their blood that is. But, rather a deer than a human I guess.
    I was hunting in the deep woods of Tennessee. It was far from where we were staying in the Appalachian Mountains, but, once again, Edward had gotten on my last nerve. Sometimes, no most of the time, I just want to rip Edward apart limb from limb....

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If things were different part 3

posted by a-jforever

No...No he has to be joking right.
“Victoria got away?” I whimpered. She would be back for me and there would be no delay on killing me this time. It would be so quick that Alice and Jacob wouldn’t be able to save me.

“Bella, are tu ok?” Alice asked entering the kitchen.

Jacob stiffened. And Alice scrunched up her nose.

“WHAT IS THAT AWFUL SMELL?” she complained.

“It’s me, Leech. And I have to say, tu don’t smell that good either.”

“Guys please.” I begged. I couldn’t be dealing with this right now.

“I guess we don’t smell that appealing to each other then.” Alice...

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The Family trono Chapter 3

posted by daja625

Rosalie and Emmett in one car, Alice and Jasper In the other, and me and Edward in mine. They all fallowed me to my house. I told them to park in the back and to be quiet.
“Why are we quiet” Jasper asked. Edward spoke before I did “she doesn’t want her mom to know” Edward giggled. “Shut up” I dicho then we jumped to my balcony.
When we got to my room they sat and watched TV why’ll I slept? After an hora I woke up at the sound of my mother’s voice. They all just looked at me when they herd my mom’s voice “shh” I told them. Edward started giggled “shh” I dicho again....

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Alice and Jasper part 9

posted by kiwi12

Alice

I followed Carlisle into the living room. Rosalie sat in a rather secluded chair. I knew she didn't trust us. Carlisle and Esme headed toward a couch, so I walked with Jasper to a loveseat across from them. Esme smiled when she saw Jasper wait until the ladies were seated before sitting siguiente to me. I took Jasper's hand and looked at Carlisle. "Well.. I umm... well I saw tu and your family I can see the future and I don't want to kill people and neither does Jasper (Jasper and I are mates) so we came here and we're all going to be great friends so can Jasper and I please stay?" I offered...

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Renn and Jakes Life Chapter 24.

posted by WritenOnTheSand

We pull up to the house just segundos after my Dad. I leap out of the car and dash towards the front door.

Quickly, I run inside and to the garage.

"Jake!" I try to catch his attention before Dad gets to him. But I know I am too late because I can already hear my Dad talking.

"What's up with you, Edward?" I hear Jake ask from the other room.

"How could tu do this to my daughter?" His demands are loud and angry. I can almost hear the frown on his lips.

"What are tu talking about?" Jake naturally seems a little joyed por driving him nuts. Even though they have this so called friend ship. Well...

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Break up Part 8

posted by CarlislesLover

This isn't the end!
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I stood there shocked no normal vampire was this skinny and I didn’t think that if a vampire didn’t have blood for a while that it would make them lose weight. He breathed in and turned around to face me. “WHAT DO tu WANT tu MONSTER?” I screamed at him. I was so angry that he had threatened to kill my friend and that he’d been following me and my daughter. “I want you” He whispered “WHO ARE YOU?” Alice put her hand on my shoulder wanting me to calm down. Renesmee was sat behind Hannah terrified and Hannah was just beyond shocked and scared. I could...