Emmett's POV.
All I ---- “Jasper!!!!” Alice's shriek cut me off. Tough Love.
“What is it ?” Jasper asked in a very Devil – May – Care voice. Why such drastic change with the remote control….I thought to myself. Must be another vision. “Holy Shit!” was all that came from my mouth along with a few profanities that would’ve got me in trouble if Esme o Carlisle had heard them. What I saw was totally umm…ah..aa…unrelated to what I thought. There were clothes all over the place and I swear I could not see the flooring of the room which was covered por 6 – inch heels (minimum 70).
This was beyond Esme o even Rose. Rose was strict enough to make me learn the difference between pumps, stilettos and stuff like that. “JAZZ!!! How could you!!! tu just stepped on my precious little red pumps…you are so dead. How can tu do that to me? Do tu guys even know what it means to us girls…all that tu care about is that dumbshit that tu watch on T.V, I mean tu call two boys running over a damn ball a game. All they get as a prize is a kick in the ass.” She screeched. Wow!! Now I know where the batteries of the remote are. He has got no balls man ! This is going to be fun. ”Al, please calm down. I promise that I’ll get tu a new pair of those heels ---“ “Pumps” She corrected sounding like she could burst at any point. “Umm…yes that one. But please stop shouting the way tu are. There are other fellows here. Stop it” Jasper pleaded.”Okay, baby…now where were we ? Ah yes!” She gasped and I could imagine the way her eyes would have popped out, when she dicho that. “Jasper Hale Whitlock” pikachu spoke 5 notes lower than her normal speech, glaring at Jasper as if she would kill him with her looks alone. “Al..please stop doing this to me…come to the point.” Jasper pleaded. “Fine. tu are going to wear this tomorrow during the fight” She pulled out a 1900’s combat clothes with a red feather on parte superior, arriba of a..umm…helmet. I laughed so hard that If I were human my lungs, intestines, liver, corazón and whatever there is there in the human body would have burst out in different directions. "Hhahahhahahaahhaaaa..Oh my God! ahahahaaaaaa"
That is when they noticed me spying on them and they eyed me suspiciously, though there was a tinge of embarrassment mixed in it. “May I know what has caused tu to come here” Jasper asked irritated.I didn’t answer because I couldn’t. Still laughing hard and rolling on the ground I managed to choke out “I’m s..so…sorry.” Jasper raised his eyebrows while Alice frowned. “ I..uh.. better get going now.” I dicho after controlling myself. " Ughghh" I heard Jasper downstairs releasing a sound of pure frustration. I just shook my head and smiled. Couples are truly made in heavens, I thought. This thought again reminded me of Rose. It's amazing how everything...even the silliest of all the things can remind me of her. God created this universe...the heavens and the Earth but unfortunately o fortunately, he also gave us a soul that was bound por the amor of our mate, a corazón that went crazy when tu hear the voice of tu lover, eyes that made it seem like it isn't gravity holding tu to the Earth but it's just that one person and a spirit that made everything of zero - importance in front of Love.
Dear Lord,
tu amor playing games...especially chess. Let me remind tu Lord that chess requires a sharp mind and a focused player. Let me also remind tu that I have and am none of it. tu sure have dado me...
amor Check Mate....
Help me! -------Yours lovingly
Stupid Child.
All I ---- “Jasper!!!!” Alice's shriek cut me off. Tough Love.
“What is it ?” Jasper asked in a very Devil – May – Care voice. Why such drastic change with the remote control….I thought to myself. Must be another vision. “Holy Shit!” was all that came from my mouth along with a few profanities that would’ve got me in trouble if Esme o Carlisle had heard them. What I saw was totally umm…ah..aa…unrelated to what I thought. There were clothes all over the place and I swear I could not see the flooring of the room which was covered por 6 – inch heels (minimum 70).
This was beyond Esme o even Rose. Rose was strict enough to make me learn the difference between pumps, stilettos and stuff like that. “JAZZ!!! How could you!!! tu just stepped on my precious little red pumps…you are so dead. How can tu do that to me? Do tu guys even know what it means to us girls…all that tu care about is that dumbshit that tu watch on T.V, I mean tu call two boys running over a damn ball a game. All they get as a prize is a kick in the ass.” She screeched. Wow!! Now I know where the batteries of the remote are. He has got no balls man ! This is going to be fun. ”Al, please calm down. I promise that I’ll get tu a new pair of those heels ---“ “Pumps” She corrected sounding like she could burst at any point. “Umm…yes that one. But please stop shouting the way tu are. There are other fellows here. Stop it” Jasper pleaded.”Okay, baby…now where were we ? Ah yes!” She gasped and I could imagine the way her eyes would have popped out, when she dicho that. “Jasper Hale Whitlock” pikachu spoke 5 notes lower than her normal speech, glaring at Jasper as if she would kill him with her looks alone. “Al..please stop doing this to me…come to the point.” Jasper pleaded. “Fine. tu are going to wear this tomorrow during the fight” She pulled out a 1900’s combat clothes with a red feather on parte superior, arriba of a..umm…helmet. I laughed so hard that If I were human my lungs, intestines, liver, corazón and whatever there is there in the human body would have burst out in different directions. "Hhahahhahahaahhaaaa..Oh my God! ahahahaaaaaa"
That is when they noticed me spying on them and they eyed me suspiciously, though there was a tinge of embarrassment mixed in it. “May I know what has caused tu to come here” Jasper asked irritated.I didn’t answer because I couldn’t. Still laughing hard and rolling on the ground I managed to choke out “I’m s..so…sorry.” Jasper raised his eyebrows while Alice frowned. “ I..uh.. better get going now.” I dicho after controlling myself. " Ughghh" I heard Jasper downstairs releasing a sound of pure frustration. I just shook my head and smiled. Couples are truly made in heavens, I thought. This thought again reminded me of Rose. It's amazing how everything...even the silliest of all the things can remind me of her. God created this universe...the heavens and the Earth but unfortunately o fortunately, he also gave us a soul that was bound por the amor of our mate, a corazón that went crazy when tu hear the voice of tu lover, eyes that made it seem like it isn't gravity holding tu to the Earth but it's just that one person and a spirit that made everything of zero - importance in front of Love.
Dear Lord,
tu amor playing games...especially chess. Let me remind tu Lord that chess requires a sharp mind and a focused player. Let me also remind tu that I have and am none of it. tu sure have dado me...
amor Check Mate....
Help me! -------Yours lovingly
Stupid Child.
hey everyone this is my first fanfic so be nice.Hope ya like it
Edward's POV
Iam bored!Im thinking about Bella . Even though shes a fragile human ithink of her as a strong hearted vampire .Shes a beautiful ángel thats corazón is goldden.AS the día goes por i still feel
a slight pain in my stomach because i fought a
mystierious character in the shados.
hey everyone sorry it's so short i had to go .Hope ya like it
Edward's POV
Iam bored!Im thinking about Bella . Even though shes a fragile human ithink of her as a strong hearted vampire .Shes a beautiful ángel thats corazón is goldden.AS the día goes por i still feel
a slight pain in my stomach because i fought a
mystierious character in the shados.
hey everyone sorry it's so short i had to go .Hope ya like it
The End of the World Means Save Twilight?
publicado por Twilight_News - 16/09/09 at 11:09 am
The Sony Pictures website has a series of encuestas going on what items should be saved if the world ended in 2012. It’s all part of a PR stunt for their new movie 2012 which, as tu may have guessed, is one of those end of the world as its premise type of flicks.
Anyway, Twilight already won as the parte superior, arriba movie that people would preserve. It finished just ahead of Moonwalker and estrella Wars.
Now, the Twilight Saga and The Host are up for contention in the literature category, and need your votes. They are also collecting nominations for music, so enviar your favorito! artist.
We’re wondering if some Sony executive is banging his/her head against the muro because the nominees and winners aren’t a landslide of Sony backed productions
publicado por Twilight_News - 16/09/09 at 11:09 am
The Sony Pictures website has a series of encuestas going on what items should be saved if the world ended in 2012. It’s all part of a PR stunt for their new movie 2012 which, as tu may have guessed, is one of those end of the world as its premise type of flicks.
Anyway, Twilight already won as the parte superior, arriba movie that people would preserve. It finished just ahead of Moonwalker and estrella Wars.
Now, the Twilight Saga and The Host are up for contention in the literature category, and need your votes. They are also collecting nominations for music, so enviar your favorito! artist.
We’re wondering if some Sony executive is banging his/her head against the muro because the nominees and winners aren’t a landslide of Sony backed productions
part 1 the immortls.it was a stormy night in joes bar. methos and and dunkin were drinking like always. hola boy scout dicho methos with a smerk. yes old man? dicho dunkin.do tu remember when we drove throw forks? asked methos.yes i do dicho dunkin.well i want to go back i loved the cerveza they had in forks dicho methos as he smiled.flash back to last year.dunkin were are we? wined methos. a small town named forks dicho dunkin.well can we get a cerveza and some m"n"ms? asked methos.fine if it will shut tu up old man dicho dunkin.ok old man were here dicho dunkin.beer here i come dicho methos. but what they find is bella cisne and she is with edward cullen. methos looked at dunkin sensing another immortl but they don't know who it is.
if tu liked this just ask for part 2 the vampiros meet immortls cullens time.
if tu liked this just ask for part 2 the vampiros meet immortls cullens time.
9: Tell her Aro is coming back for Bella. When she asks tu why she didn’t see this coming, laugh at her. Run away before she can react.
8: Lock Jasper in a closet for two months. Throw mutt boy in with him so Alice can’t figure out what happened to him. When she asks tu where he is tell her he is on his honeymoon with Jane. Refuse to tell her where they went.
7: Give all her clothes to charity.
6: Encourage Jacob Black to follow her around. Constantly.
5: Ask her to go shopping with you. Don’t buy anything.
4: Ask her “what’s Jacob doing right now?”.
3: Trip her up and ask if she saw it coming
2: Ask her what tu will be doing in five minutos every ten minutes.
1: Take her credit cards and shopping vouchers, hold them above your head and tell her to “jump for it”.