my izzy

Chris: Goood morniing!

Heather: What? Who? Where? Nooo!

Alejandro: I feel like I was reborn...

Gwen: ...Where are we?

Duncan: All I know is that we're in the middle of no-where again...

Gwen: *roles eyes* ... Okay, so who's missing... Noah, Duncan, Bridgette, Geoff, Cody, Sierra, Alejandro, LeShawna.. Heather??

Heather: Why are tu all, like, looking at me! I didn't wanna die! That's all!

Noah: Ten people aliveon a deserted island.. great!

Chris: Uh... Someone forgot me here?

Noah: And you, M************ A******! Why wont tu mostrar your F****** face already?!

Chris: Ohh, nastey.. Hehehh, cause I'm not...

-after two hours-

Gwen: *wakes up.. slowly turns around and sees a white room with doctors... suddenly she sees Duncan,quickly stands up, goes to his cama and tries to wake him up* Duncan! Baby, don't do this to me! Duncan!! Duncan, wake up!...

Duncan: *opens his eyes* Ah.. Uh.. Aaaah!!! Leave me alone! who are you?!? Aaaah!!!

Courtney: *comes in the room* Duncan! Ah!!! Babe, you're awake!!

Duncan:*runs through the halls* Get off me!! who are tu people?!?

Courtney: *runs after him* Dunkie! Sweetheart,stop!! It's me,Courtney! The amor of your life!!!

Duncan: Aaaah!! I swore I'll never marry a doctor!!!...

Dedicated to the stupidest person on earth :]


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*ringing phone*

Duncan: Mh.. I think It's mine..

Gwen: No, It's mine.. Hello.

Izzyfan909: tu bitch, not, stupid, Duncan let Courtney be with!! Shut up!!

Gwen: Uh, excuse me?!

Izzyfan909: Not I excuse! tu excuse!!!

Gwen: Uh.. *closes*

Duncan: Who was it?

Gwen: Somekinda girl that talks on a very strange english...

*Shrek's scene :D*

Duncan: Hah.. Probably a part of Courtney's ridiculous games.. Now where were we?..

Courtney: Duncan.

Duncan: *drops her* Ah...

Chris: Time for a song!!

Gwen: WE gotta sing even though TDWT enden?!? This sucks!

Duncan: Hey! Don't...

Biography

Duncan comes from a long line of cops. His dad is a cop. His mom is a cop. His uncle, aunt, grandma and cousins are cops. Like them, Duncan spends lots of time in police stations. The trouble is, Duncan feels más comfortable on the 'opposite side of the law,' so his police station visits usually include a jail cell and a parole officer. Duncan's been getting into trouble since he could get his hands on anything that wasn't his. He bounced from school to school, racking up suspensions and expulsions -- and this was all pre-kindergarten! Yeah, Duncan is one tough costumer. He also has...

Owen:It's creepy how they stand there,and don't even blink!
I don't wanna see his bum,naked and pink

Noah:Hey buddy,
can we bribe you,
to strip yourself down?

Owen:Yum-Yum Happy Go Time Fish?

Noah:Don't kill him,Clown!

Courtney:No way,I can't strip him,Duncan will Freak!

Heather:And I'm allergic to uniform

Gwen:Okay,that just weak

Sierra:I made a vow that Cody's the only man for me

Gwen:Okay,so then I have to do it,uh,Hello?Injury!? Ow!

Courtney:If we're gonna find the clue...

Heather:There's only thing to do!

Sierra:Force someone to strip him down!

Courtney,Heather,Sierra:And,sorry, Gwen it's you

Gwen:Ow!...