BLAINELEY!

"Lat time on total misceláneo island Geoff got the boot and Scott was offered a fecha por Serenity but wants to ask Courtney first." dicho Chris. (Theme song plays) "sha-bam" dicho lightning as he lifted a log. "So Serenity about that asking out?" dicho Courtney.
"He dicho he would consider it" replied Serenity in a half angry voice. (Courtney confessional) Scott better say no!(back to game)"umm Courtney" Scott dicho in a shakey voice. "Yes" she replied. "Wanna maybe go out?" Scott asked. "Sure I'd amor to" she dicho looking at Serenity. Serenity gave her a dirty look back.
(Scott confessional) YEAH!(Serenity...

Oh, boy, rant time!!! This pairing offends me as both a fangirl and a writer. As a fangirl, it frustrates me that the two people I want to be with Duncan the most can't be with him because they're with EACH OTHER. Everytime they get on screen together I want to jump into the TV, shake them both, and scream, "Love Duncan! One of tu amor Duncan, damn it! I don't care which one!"

I'm not saying they HAVE to be with Duncan o no one at all-- if this was written better, I could get behind Scourtney. Which leads me to the main reason for my dislike. As a writer, I'm sorry, but I just cannot get behind...

(Kitchen)
Mathew: So what does the clue say again?
Jordan: Belethered and clasped the one place where 'yesterday' always follows 'tomorrow.'
Eli: Okay. When can yesterday always follow tomorrow?
Elizabeth: What about Belethered and clasped? Remember when we helped Trudy get the chandelier out? There were a lot of leather bound libros in there.
Eli: Great thinking! Let's go check it out!
(Foyer)
(Eli, Elizabeth, Jordan, and Mathew enter)
Eli: Where's Lia?
Lia: (enters crying)
Mathew: There she is!
Eli: Lia what's wrong?
(Lia runs up stairs crying)
Jordan: Lia! Wait!
(Eli and Jordan run up the stairs)
(Team...

Chris: Last time on Total Drama Reality Check! I put the constants in a spooky mansion and let them try to live with a killer on the lose. In the end it was the quiet Marissa who unmasked the killer reveling it was are old buddy Jason, who was sent inicial with Ms. Evil, Layla. Who will win? Who will lose? Find out right now on Total... Drama... Reality Check!

(Theme song)

(Team Fake's girl's trailer)
Fawn: It's so good that Layla is gone.
Lily: I know. Now there is nothing to get us angry now.
May: Except the fact that our cell phones are gone.
Fawn: Oh yeah... Dose Layla still have our phones?
Lily:...