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Theme song play
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The camera pans from side to side of all the contestants in the mess hall,which this time around was outside.
Buddy.Buster,Leeroy,and Mr.Fluffykins are sitting at the same table,trying to eat the food.
Leeroy:*looks at the other contenstants on his team with a scowl*Bastards.
Buster:Leeroy,I know what they did was horrible,but remember,they'll all get what's coming to them eventually.
Mr.Fluffykins:Speacking of getting stuff,what'd tu do with the monster,Buddy?
Buddy:*pulls it out of one of his pockets inside his jacket*Nothing.
Buster:Oh,I'll fix that.*opens it,turns Buddys head...

Chris: Welcome to total drama real life! 12 newbies with 3 oldies! everyone's already here and chatin' up a stoooorm! the newbie's are.......
Rayven, Penny, Jake, Lulu, Lisa, Aydan, Marcuse, Mack, Kelly, Jar3d, Natalie, and Jade! the oldies are, duncan, Owen, and Harold. the newbies just got here and there looks like amor is in the air and friendships are forming!

Duncan: what;s yyour name?
Rayven: Rayven. and i know who tu are!
Duncan: Really?!
Rayven: well duh!
Duncan: how old are you?
Rayven: 16!

Chris: duncan and rayven are off to a good start!

Penny: hey....AYDAN!?
Aydan: HI!!!

Chris seems like...