Chris:Ok now that all 12 of tu have arrived.....
ITS TIME FOR 10 NEW CONTESTANTS!!!!
All: What?
Chris: That's right and first to arrive is.....Zoey!
Courtney: Wait a minute....THAT'S MY HAIRSTYLE!
Yup,the Courtney Mendoza HAIRDOOOOO!You should feel ashamm...
Zoey: *slaps Courtney* I dont have time for this...
Chris: everyone welcome,Lia and Shawn
Noah:*gasps* tu let HER in!
Chris: Yeah I knew it'd make tu mad..
Noah: Well welcome shorty...
Lia: Im only 2 inches shorter!
Noah: Your still shorter.
Shawn: I like your nephew *high fives noah*
Owen: Nephew? They look like the same age...
Lia: It's a long story.
Shawn: Oh Im sorry I didn't realise there were ladies here...*winks*
Girls: *giggles*
Chris: Okay, now its time for AJ!!!
AJ:*passes everyone and doesnt look at them* hola Heather Alejandro, the ultimate evil couple on TV!
Heather: Ugh! Were not a couple.
AJ: Just listen, us together will be the ultimate alliance. We'll make it to the final three. I am like the best maniuopulator ever....
Alejandro: Fine, but we're not a couple
Heather: NEVER EVER!
Chris: Now...here comes Scout.
Scout: Eww crappy hotel,couldnt tu have gotten a better one
Zoey: haha he has to stay here too!
Chris: WRONG! my mansions 200 miles south...
Sierra: Then how will tu get here everyday?
Chris: I have my ways...Anyway, here's.......Lucas!
Lucas: hola whats up guys!*trys to get siguiente to Zoey*
Zoey: Sorry i dont go for your type. *looks away and blushes*
Chris: And next.....
Mastershake,Meatwad,and Frylock:Yeah!!! Our first reality show.
*everyone steps back*
Duncan and Lucas: WTH TALKING FOOD!
Duncan and Lucas: What?? Grrrrr!
Beth: ewww its talking!
Mastershake: dont be alarmed...we're normal just like...
Owen: Finally FOOD! *GRABS MEATWAD*
Meatwad: let me go freak!
Chris: Hahah i know i made a fun choice! *slaps owen's hand*
Meatwad: Thanks!
Frylock: And thanks for the gig!
Leshawna:Im still kinda scared....
Chris: Moving on, siguiente is...Beck!
Beck: Hi im really excited to be....*trips*
Beck: Ahhhhhh!
Chris: Uhhhh, what'd tu trip over?
Beck: Nothing..teehee
Cody: I thought I was a dork.
Chris: siguiente is, Candace.
Candace: Hello there!
Chris: That's it nothing exciting?
Candace: Nope. *stands with everyone*
Chris: Ugh, everyone welcome Rikki!
Rikki: Hi I really like shoes Chris.
Chris: Uh thanks...
Rikki:Nice hair Gwen,I amor your camisa, camiseta Leshawna,Courtney tu have pretty eyes and..
Gwen,Leshawna and Courtney: Aww thanks!
Chris: WE DONT HAVE TIME FOR tu TO COMPLIMENT EVERYONE IN THE BUILDING!!!!
Rikki: Im sorry i didn't mean it *crys*
Leshawna: *hugs rikki* It's ok he's just a jerk.
Chris:I am a jerk aren't I? siguiente is Andrea!
Andrea:Hello there! Now this is one ugly place.
Typical Chris.I can see there's nothing exciting here....*sigh*
Chris: Yup and finally the last contestant to arrive is Jordan!
Jordan: Its an honor to be here...
Jordan: Any ladies?
Andrea: *giggles*
Jordan: Ugh cody's here! why? why?
Sierra: Don't talk about my Codekins that way *slaps jordan*
Jordan: *falls down*
Ashley: *gasps*
Chris: This is going to be a fun compettion!
Will friendships be made? Alliances? Enemies?
And will the contestnats last in this crummy hotel? Find out siguiente time on.....TOTAL DRAMA HOTEL!!!!!
All: Ughhhh!!!!!
ITS TIME FOR 10 NEW CONTESTANTS!!!!
All: What?
Chris: That's right and first to arrive is.....Zoey!
Courtney: Wait a minute....THAT'S MY HAIRSTYLE!
Yup,the Courtney Mendoza HAIRDOOOOO!You should feel ashamm...
Zoey: *slaps Courtney* I dont have time for this...
Chris: everyone welcome,Lia and Shawn
Noah:*gasps* tu let HER in!
Chris: Yeah I knew it'd make tu mad..
Noah: Well welcome shorty...
Lia: Im only 2 inches shorter!
Noah: Your still shorter.
Shawn: I like your nephew *high fives noah*
Owen: Nephew? They look like the same age...
Lia: It's a long story.
Shawn: Oh Im sorry I didn't realise there were ladies here...*winks*
Girls: *giggles*
Chris: Okay, now its time for AJ!!!
AJ:*passes everyone and doesnt look at them* hola Heather Alejandro, the ultimate evil couple on TV!
Heather: Ugh! Were not a couple.
AJ: Just listen, us together will be the ultimate alliance. We'll make it to the final three. I am like the best maniuopulator ever....
Alejandro: Fine, but we're not a couple
Heather: NEVER EVER!
Chris: Now...here comes Scout.
Scout: Eww crappy hotel,couldnt tu have gotten a better one
Zoey: haha he has to stay here too!
Chris: WRONG! my mansions 200 miles south...
Sierra: Then how will tu get here everyday?
Chris: I have my ways...Anyway, here's.......Lucas!
Lucas: hola whats up guys!*trys to get siguiente to Zoey*
Zoey: Sorry i dont go for your type. *looks away and blushes*
Chris: And next.....
Mastershake,Meatwad,and Frylock:Yeah!!! Our first reality show.
*everyone steps back*
Duncan and Lucas: WTH TALKING FOOD!
Duncan and Lucas: What?? Grrrrr!
Beth: ewww its talking!
Mastershake: dont be alarmed...we're normal just like...
Owen: Finally FOOD! *GRABS MEATWAD*
Meatwad: let me go freak!
Chris: Hahah i know i made a fun choice! *slaps owen's hand*
Meatwad: Thanks!
Frylock: And thanks for the gig!
Leshawna:Im still kinda scared....
Chris: Moving on, siguiente is...Beck!
Beck: Hi im really excited to be....*trips*
Beck: Ahhhhhh!
Chris: Uhhhh, what'd tu trip over?
Beck: Nothing..teehee
Cody: I thought I was a dork.
Chris: siguiente is, Candace.
Candace: Hello there!
Chris: That's it nothing exciting?
Candace: Nope. *stands with everyone*
Chris: Ugh, everyone welcome Rikki!
Rikki: Hi I really like shoes Chris.
Chris: Uh thanks...
Rikki:Nice hair Gwen,I amor your camisa, camiseta Leshawna,Courtney tu have pretty eyes and..
Gwen,Leshawna and Courtney: Aww thanks!
Chris: WE DONT HAVE TIME FOR tu TO COMPLIMENT EVERYONE IN THE BUILDING!!!!
Rikki: Im sorry i didn't mean it *crys*
Leshawna: *hugs rikki* It's ok he's just a jerk.
Chris:I am a jerk aren't I? siguiente is Andrea!
Andrea:Hello there! Now this is one ugly place.
Typical Chris.I can see there's nothing exciting here....*sigh*
Chris: Yup and finally the last contestant to arrive is Jordan!
Jordan: Its an honor to be here...
Jordan: Any ladies?
Andrea: *giggles*
Jordan: Ugh cody's here! why? why?
Sierra: Don't talk about my Codekins that way *slaps jordan*
Jordan: *falls down*
Ashley: *gasps*
Chris: This is going to be a fun compettion!
Will friendships be made? Alliances? Enemies?
And will the contestnats last in this crummy hotel? Find out siguiente time on.....TOTAL DRAMA HOTEL!!!!!
All: Ughhhh!!!!!
Chris:GOING THROUGH fans THE FASTESS!!!!!!!!!!!
Chief:Um chris?
Chris:NOT NOW!
Chief:CHRIS THEIR CUTOUTS!!!!
Izzy:OOOOOOOOO!!!!
Blaine:Um,this will be easy!!!
Gwen:ok Blaine!
JJ:who wants to help me get through?
*all boys raise their hand*
Bridgette:GEOFF!
Geoff:Oops!
Chris:Ill be timing u and the team with the less time wins a reward,2nd team gets nothing,3rd team votos someone off!
Sara:Oh my god!
Chris:TEAM palomitas de maiz, palomitas de maíz GO!
*they run*
*after they finish*
Chris:42 seconds!TEAM AWARD GO!
*after they finish*
Chris:OUCH!59 seconds!
Sky:BULL!
Chris:If team estrella beats u u guys vote someone off!GO TEAM estrella GO!
*after they finish*
Chris:Winners are team popcorn!
Team popcorn:YAY!!!!!!!!!
Chris:And 2nd place is.......TEAM AWARD!
Team award!:YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chris see u at elemination team star!
(if your a team estrella vot off one of these people)
Charlie
Fiona
JJ
Penny
Jake
LeShawna
Chief:Um chris?
Chris:NOT NOW!
Chief:CHRIS THEIR CUTOUTS!!!!
Izzy:OOOOOOOOO!!!!
Blaine:Um,this will be easy!!!
Gwen:ok Blaine!
JJ:who wants to help me get through?
*all boys raise their hand*
Bridgette:GEOFF!
Geoff:Oops!
Chris:Ill be timing u and the team with the less time wins a reward,2nd team gets nothing,3rd team votos someone off!
Sara:Oh my god!
Chris:TEAM palomitas de maiz, palomitas de maíz GO!
*they run*
*after they finish*
Chris:42 seconds!TEAM AWARD GO!
*after they finish*
Chris:OUCH!59 seconds!
Sky:BULL!
Chris:If team estrella beats u u guys vote someone off!GO TEAM estrella GO!
*after they finish*
Chris:Winners are team popcorn!
Team popcorn:YAY!!!!!!!!!
Chris:And 2nd place is.......TEAM AWARD!
Team award!:YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chris see u at elemination team star!
(if your a team estrella vot off one of these people)
Charlie
Fiona
JJ
Penny
Jake
LeShawna
Chris: Okay everybody, whoever dosnt get a pokeball with a berry in it will be elemanated! The pokeballs go to Ryan,C.Rose,Desiree,Mack,Crystal l.,Gemz,Jake,Terra,Brock,Duncan,May and Sarah.
Everyone who got a pokeball: YES!
Chris: Okay, Noah and Owen. tu two are the only people pokemon things that didnt get a pokeball. And one of tu will be voted off, tonight well really its 5:00 so i dont know if its really night o not but still one of tu will be voted off. And the last pokeball goes to....
Chef: pardo, dun pardo, dun DUNNNNN!
Chris: *glares at chef* the last pokeball goes to Noah!
Owen: Awww man! Why did tu guys vote me off?
Mack: Cause tu lost the challange for us!
Ryan: And tu piss me off.
Owen: AW CRUD. WELL BYE GUYS AND GALS!
*Owen goes in the jet of sadness*
Chris: Stay tuned for the siguiente episode of TOTAL DRAMA POKE-MON!
Everyone who got a pokeball: YES!
Chris: Okay, Noah and Owen. tu two are the only people pokemon things that didnt get a pokeball. And one of tu will be voted off, tonight well really its 5:00 so i dont know if its really night o not but still one of tu will be voted off. And the last pokeball goes to....
Chef: pardo, dun pardo, dun DUNNNNN!
Chris: *glares at chef* the last pokeball goes to Noah!
Owen: Awww man! Why did tu guys vote me off?
Mack: Cause tu lost the challange for us!
Ryan: And tu piss me off.
Owen: AW CRUD. WELL BYE GUYS AND GALS!
*Owen goes in the jet of sadness*
Chris: Stay tuned for the siguiente episode of TOTAL DRAMA POKE-MON!
Eh,no part 2.....I'm bored with it-___-
Sorry to that one person who read it.
Better luck siguiente time,huh?
........…..........................eat más waffles,they're good for the soul.
Tell your mom I had a great time last night;)
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Here's a lista of the following things I don't like:
Green Day
Marvel Comics
Belly Buttons
The word ain't
Most People I see on the street
Having to be 'that guy'
Public Pools
Dropping change in the grass
Robin Williams
Nickelback
Really bad boob jobs
Cold water hitting my teeth
Red Meat
When a small child bites me
Waking up and having something stuck to my face
You.
Nom.Nom.Nom.Nom
Sorry to that one person who read it.
Better luck siguiente time,huh?
........…..........................eat más waffles,they're good for the soul.
Tell your mom I had a great time last night;)
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Here's a lista of the following things I don't like:
Green Day
Marvel Comics
Belly Buttons
The word ain't
Most People I see on the street
Having to be 'that guy'
Public Pools
Dropping change in the grass
Robin Williams
Nickelback
Really bad boob jobs
Cold water hitting my teeth
Red Meat
When a small child bites me
Waking up and having something stuck to my face
You.
Nom.Nom.Nom.Nom
Chris: So... looks like tu guys forgot the sunscreen. Anyways. Nobody won! Your all unable to go to the playa and have a good time!
So vote....
*Confessional*
Zoey: I vote off Andrea! She's nothing but a bully!
Ray: *whispers* Andrea, please!
Storm: OWWWWWWWWWWW! WATER HURTS!
Mizzie: OK, well i didnt really go to the beach. But I heard what she's doing to Zoey. SHE"S LEAVING!
Jar3d: ICE POP!
Addrey: *Picking at back* I think I got sand down my shirt!
*End of confessionals*
Chris:
Alejandro,Harold, Mizzie,Melody, Annie, Ray, Lucas, Jar3d, Addrey, Storm.
Final two are....
Andrea and Zoey.
But tough luck, kid. Andrea you're going.
Andrea: WHAT?! I CAN'T LEAVE! I'LL MAKE THEM PAY ONE por ONE IF I HAVE TO! ESPECIALLY YOU, RAY!
Chris: Well, that was weird.
2 B CONTINUED
So vote....
*Confessional*
Zoey: I vote off Andrea! She's nothing but a bully!
Ray: *whispers* Andrea, please!
Storm: OWWWWWWWWWWW! WATER HURTS!
Mizzie: OK, well i didnt really go to the beach. But I heard what she's doing to Zoey. SHE"S LEAVING!
Jar3d: ICE POP!
Addrey: *Picking at back* I think I got sand down my shirt!
*End of confessionals*
Chris:
Alejandro,Harold, Mizzie,Melody, Annie, Ray, Lucas, Jar3d, Addrey, Storm.
Final two are....
Andrea and Zoey.
But tough luck, kid. Andrea you're going.
Andrea: WHAT?! I CAN'T LEAVE! I'LL MAKE THEM PAY ONE por ONE IF I HAVE TO! ESPECIALLY YOU, RAY!
Chris: Well, that was weird.
2 B CONTINUED