TDI wiki got some part of the first TDWT aftermath! WARNING! SPOILERS!
Blainely: So...how does everybody feel about the fact that it's Geoff's fault that you're all out of the game?
Geoff: (gasps) Hey...I tried to organize us into a rescue party from the bus of doom.
Blainely: And now your rescue party has to sit and watch everyone else play for a million.
Geoff: I threw a great consolation party, with a piñata!
Trent: Yeah, that was my guitar. I kept telling you!
Geoff: I'd rather host the aftermath than suffer through más drama.
Blainely: Care to prove it with a game of Truth o Hammer?
Blainely: Nice moves, Geoff. Almost nicer than the moves Alejandro made on Bridgette.
Geoff: Happy, happy, happy! Happy, happy- (Hammer swings down) Whoa, game's over! Time to mover on to our first segment. We'll be spending time with everyone who's left the mostrar since the season began.
Blainely: Everyone we could find, at least. Because two ex-contestants have gone AWOL. Which leads tu our new segment, as designed por moi.
Trent: Only Duncan would throw away a chance at a million! Idiot.
Eva: So, you've gotta tell me what I saw.
Scottish Man: (gibberish)
Eva: What are tu saying?! Aw, forget this!
Blainely: Camera shy? So not cool, Ezekiel.
Justin: tu just dicho "Ezekiel" and "cool" in the same sentance. Hilarious!
Blainely: What do tu think? Real o fake?
Katie: Ghost!
Sadie: (screams)
Blainely: tu know, surfer, vegetarian, blonde hair?
Geoff: Oh, yeah. Who was that again?
Beth: Bridgette, your girlfriend! The one who made out on TV with Alejandro and then kissed a pole! 'member?
Blainely: That's right! Please welcome our soulful surfer, who's unfortunate habit of besar really cute dudes-
Geoff: Harold! Let's welcome out, Harold!
Harold: (is pushed onstage) But I'm no surfer. Unless tu count the net. And I've never kissed any dudes before.
Harold: It's over?! I was on the mostrar for three seasons and all I get is a nano-second?!
Harold: (in a flashback; siguiente to Justin who is urinating) When your bladder is full, it's roughly the size of a softball. (Justin puches Harold. siguiente flashback; Harold is talking to Heather) The world's longest cricket match lasted 14 days. That's a lot of googlies. (Heather kicks him. siguiente flashback; Harold is talking to Noah) In Alaska, it's illegal to talk to someone who is moosehunting. (Moose rams Harold. siguiente flashback; Harold is talking to the camera) Squirrels only blink one eye at a time. Like this. (Demonstrates. ardilla punches him.)
TriviaThis episode título is based on the Simon & Garfunkel song, "Bridge Over Troubled Water".
In this episode, it is revealed that Duncan and Ezekiel are "AWOL."
Blainely: So...how does everybody feel about the fact that it's Geoff's fault that you're all out of the game?
Geoff: (gasps) Hey...I tried to organize us into a rescue party from the bus of doom.
Blainely: And now your rescue party has to sit and watch everyone else play for a million.
Geoff: I threw a great consolation party, with a piñata!
Trent: Yeah, that was my guitar. I kept telling you!
Geoff: I'd rather host the aftermath than suffer through más drama.
Blainely: Care to prove it with a game of Truth o Hammer?
Blainely: Nice moves, Geoff. Almost nicer than the moves Alejandro made on Bridgette.
Geoff: Happy, happy, happy! Happy, happy- (Hammer swings down) Whoa, game's over! Time to mover on to our first segment. We'll be spending time with everyone who's left the mostrar since the season began.
Blainely: Everyone we could find, at least. Because two ex-contestants have gone AWOL. Which leads tu our new segment, as designed por moi.
Trent: Only Duncan would throw away a chance at a million! Idiot.
Eva: So, you've gotta tell me what I saw.
Scottish Man: (gibberish)
Eva: What are tu saying?! Aw, forget this!
Blainely: Camera shy? So not cool, Ezekiel.
Justin: tu just dicho "Ezekiel" and "cool" in the same sentance. Hilarious!
Blainely: What do tu think? Real o fake?
Katie: Ghost!
Sadie: (screams)
Blainely: tu know, surfer, vegetarian, blonde hair?
Geoff: Oh, yeah. Who was that again?
Beth: Bridgette, your girlfriend! The one who made out on TV with Alejandro and then kissed a pole! 'member?
Blainely: That's right! Please welcome our soulful surfer, who's unfortunate habit of besar really cute dudes-
Geoff: Harold! Let's welcome out, Harold!
Harold: (is pushed onstage) But I'm no surfer. Unless tu count the net. And I've never kissed any dudes before.
Harold: It's over?! I was on the mostrar for three seasons and all I get is a nano-second?!
Harold: (in a flashback; siguiente to Justin who is urinating) When your bladder is full, it's roughly the size of a softball. (Justin puches Harold. siguiente flashback; Harold is talking to Heather) The world's longest cricket match lasted 14 days. That's a lot of googlies. (Heather kicks him. siguiente flashback; Harold is talking to Noah) In Alaska, it's illegal to talk to someone who is moosehunting. (Moose rams Harold. siguiente flashback; Harold is talking to the camera) Squirrels only blink one eye at a time. Like this. (Demonstrates. ardilla punches him.)
TriviaThis episode título is based on the Simon & Garfunkel song, "Bridge Over Troubled Water".
In this episode, it is revealed that Duncan and Ezekiel are "AWOL."
The Cast
As tu may of have guessed por the title, tu can already tell how much i hate Total Drama All Stars.
1. Do i even need to explain? This season is anything but worthy of being called a season!
2. Lightning is still the same as he was in season 4: putting sha in every sentence and still dumb as a rock
3. How is Sam even remotely considered an all star? Seriously! Wouldn't someone like Brick be a better choice? I'm not disputing Christian Potenza's choices for who he picked to be in season 5, but still, wouldn't Brick of have been a better option?
4. The cast in general is disappointing. I know i'm going to get a lot hate for this, but hear me out. This is the reason that this season did not meet any of my exceptations.
5. Not only has nothing changed about Lightning, but the same can be dicho for Scott. What i mean is his fear of Fang remains unchanged.
That concludes part 1. Stay tuned for part 2.
1. Do i even need to explain? This season is anything but worthy of being called a season!
2. Lightning is still the same as he was in season 4: putting sha in every sentence and still dumb as a rock
3. How is Sam even remotely considered an all star? Seriously! Wouldn't someone like Brick be a better choice? I'm not disputing Christian Potenza's choices for who he picked to be in season 5, but still, wouldn't Brick of have been a better option?
4. The cast in general is disappointing. I know i'm going to get a lot hate for this, but hear me out. This is the reason that this season did not meet any of my exceptations.
5. Not only has nothing changed about Lightning, but the same can be dicho for Scott. What i mean is his fear of Fang remains unchanged.
That concludes part 1. Stay tuned for part 2.
