INTRO:
"sup dues and dudettes? Your new host, chris here to host extreme, crazy, mentally brain challenging, bone-breaking, painful-"
"I think we get the point, Chris."chef hacha, hacha de guerra yelled from the kitchen.
~commercial break~
"here we are, howz about we meet the cast?"said chris with a grim smile."lets meet Alex, Kaitlan, Nikole, Ashley, and Addrey!"
later on chris introduced nikole after alex.
"hey people! when are we going to eat?(looks around) this place looks boring, how about we turn up the volume?" Nikole runs to chris with a lighter.
"what are tu going with lighter?" dicho chris gulping
"oh nothing...yet"said nikole grabbing chris' shirt. Then Nikole set chris' camisa, camiseta on fire!
"nikki!? what did i tell tu about people having eyebrows?"said Kate(kaitlan)
"ummm... no?"said Nikole with a evil smile on her face
"Will someone help me over here!?" shouted chris running around with flames on hhis shirt"
"I'll save you!"yelled Addrey.
Suddenly Addrey runs to the end of the dock pushes chris off the dock. All tu could hear was chris teeth chattering in the water. Everybody couldn't help but laugh a little.
"okay while I find a new camisa, camiseta and find a new shirt, an inflamable camisa, camiseta chef is going to introduce the cast."
"Why me?" chef dicho upset.
"Because tu want that día at the spa do you?"
"Fine then"chef grumbled" okay let's bring out Mack, Alice, Raynie,Kari, and Andrea!"
"hi everyone!^^"said andrea
"sup?"greeted mack
the people introduced themselves then we brought out Dannie, and Danni.then after every body got settled in, the girlswent to the cafeteria for lunch.
"good afternoon chef"said Alice. Chef started snikering. he put a big glop of chunky sticky stuff that looked a lot like scrambled eggs with a stale muffin.
"thanks for the eggs chef"said addrey
"Eggs?"chef started laughing so hard he he started tearing up"eggs? tu wish!" he started to laugh más & more. Addrey looked puzzled.Suddenly addrey slipped backwards on some spilled manzana, apple juice. her comida flew up in the air until it got stuck to the ceiling.
"awww, dude! nasty!>8C"said Alex
"Okay chef when are we going to eat something that is not made from crap?"asked Danni.
"GRRRRRR"said chef clutching a espátula, espátula de in his hand.
"these are the most sickest scrambled eggs i've ever seen."said Kate with a disgusted look on her face. Chef started cracking up again. Suddenly a barco arrived at the docks. everone went to see who it was. It was who they would have never expected it was-
~TO BE CONTINUED~
"sup dues and dudettes? Your new host, chris here to host extreme, crazy, mentally brain challenging, bone-breaking, painful-"
"I think we get the point, Chris."chef hacha, hacha de guerra yelled from the kitchen.
~commercial break~
"here we are, howz about we meet the cast?"said chris with a grim smile."lets meet Alex, Kaitlan, Nikole, Ashley, and Addrey!"
later on chris introduced nikole after alex.
"hey people! when are we going to eat?(looks around) this place looks boring, how about we turn up the volume?" Nikole runs to chris with a lighter.
"what are tu going with lighter?" dicho chris gulping
"oh nothing...yet"said nikole grabbing chris' shirt. Then Nikole set chris' camisa, camiseta on fire!
"nikki!? what did i tell tu about people having eyebrows?"said Kate(kaitlan)
"ummm... no?"said Nikole with a evil smile on her face
"Will someone help me over here!?" shouted chris running around with flames on hhis shirt"
"I'll save you!"yelled Addrey.
Suddenly Addrey runs to the end of the dock pushes chris off the dock. All tu could hear was chris teeth chattering in the water. Everybody couldn't help but laugh a little.
"okay while I find a new camisa, camiseta and find a new shirt, an inflamable camisa, camiseta chef is going to introduce the cast."
"Why me?" chef dicho upset.
"Because tu want that día at the spa do you?"
"Fine then"chef grumbled" okay let's bring out Mack, Alice, Raynie,Kari, and Andrea!"
"hi everyone!^^"said andrea
"sup?"greeted mack
the people introduced themselves then we brought out Dannie, and Danni.then after every body got settled in, the girlswent to the cafeteria for lunch.
"good afternoon chef"said Alice. Chef started snikering. he put a big glop of chunky sticky stuff that looked a lot like scrambled eggs with a stale muffin.
"thanks for the eggs chef"said addrey
"Eggs?"chef started laughing so hard he he started tearing up"eggs? tu wish!" he started to laugh más & more. Addrey looked puzzled.Suddenly addrey slipped backwards on some spilled manzana, apple juice. her comida flew up in the air until it got stuck to the ceiling.
"awww, dude! nasty!>8C"said Alex
"Okay chef when are we going to eat something that is not made from crap?"asked Danni.
"GRRRRRR"said chef clutching a espátula, espátula de in his hand.
"these are the most sickest scrambled eggs i've ever seen."said Kate with a disgusted look on her face. Chef started cracking up again. Suddenly a barco arrived at the docks. everone went to see who it was. It was who they would have never expected it was-
~TO BE CONTINUED~
Chris:GOING THROUGH fans THE FASTESS!!!!!!!!!!!
Chief:Um chris?
Chris:NOT NOW!
Chief:CHRIS THEIR CUTOUTS!!!!
Izzy:OOOOOOOOO!!!!
Blaine:Um,this will be easy!!!
Gwen:ok Blaine!
JJ:who wants to help me get through?
*all boys raise their hand*
Bridgette:GEOFF!
Geoff:Oops!
Chris:Ill be timing u and the team with the less time wins a reward,2nd team gets nothing,3rd team votos someone off!
Sara:Oh my god!
Chris:TEAM palomitas de maiz, palomitas de maíz GO!
*they run*
*after they finish*
Chris:42 seconds!TEAM AWARD GO!
*after they finish*
Chris:OUCH!59 seconds!
Sky:BULL!
Chris:If team estrella beats u u guys vote someone off!GO TEAM estrella GO!
*after they finish*
Chris:Winners are team popcorn!
Team popcorn:YAY!!!!!!!!!
Chris:And 2nd place is.......TEAM AWARD!
Team award!:YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chris see u at elemination team star!
(if your a team estrella vot off one of these people)
Charlie
Fiona
JJ
Penny
Jake
LeShawna
Chief:Um chris?
Chris:NOT NOW!
Chief:CHRIS THEIR CUTOUTS!!!!
Izzy:OOOOOOOOO!!!!
Blaine:Um,this will be easy!!!
Gwen:ok Blaine!
JJ:who wants to help me get through?
*all boys raise their hand*
Bridgette:GEOFF!
Geoff:Oops!
Chris:Ill be timing u and the team with the less time wins a reward,2nd team gets nothing,3rd team votos someone off!
Sara:Oh my god!
Chris:TEAM palomitas de maiz, palomitas de maíz GO!
*they run*
*after they finish*
Chris:42 seconds!TEAM AWARD GO!
*after they finish*
Chris:OUCH!59 seconds!
Sky:BULL!
Chris:If team estrella beats u u guys vote someone off!GO TEAM estrella GO!
*after they finish*
Chris:Winners are team popcorn!
Team popcorn:YAY!!!!!!!!!
Chris:And 2nd place is.......TEAM AWARD!
Team award!:YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chris see u at elemination team star!
(if your a team estrella vot off one of these people)
Charlie
Fiona
JJ
Penny
Jake
LeShawna
Chris: Okay everybody, whoever dosnt get a pokeball with a berry in it will be elemanated! The pokeballs go to Ryan,C.Rose,Desiree,Mack,Crystal l.,Gemz,Jake,Terra,Brock,Duncan,May and Sarah.
Everyone who got a pokeball: YES!
Chris: Okay, Noah and Owen. tu two are the only people pokemon things that didnt get a pokeball. And one of tu will be voted off, tonight well really its 5:00 so i dont know if its really night o not but still one of tu will be voted off. And the last pokeball goes to....
Chef: pardo, dun pardo, dun DUNNNNN!
Chris: *glares at chef* the last pokeball goes to Noah!
Owen: Awww man! Why did tu guys vote me off?
Mack: Cause tu lost the challange for us!
Ryan: And tu piss me off.
Owen: AW CRUD. WELL BYE GUYS AND GALS!
*Owen goes in the jet of sadness*
Chris: Stay tuned for the siguiente episode of TOTAL DRAMA POKE-MON!
Everyone who got a pokeball: YES!
Chris: Okay, Noah and Owen. tu two are the only people pokemon things that didnt get a pokeball. And one of tu will be voted off, tonight well really its 5:00 so i dont know if its really night o not but still one of tu will be voted off. And the last pokeball goes to....
Chef: pardo, dun pardo, dun DUNNNNN!
Chris: *glares at chef* the last pokeball goes to Noah!
Owen: Awww man! Why did tu guys vote me off?
Mack: Cause tu lost the challange for us!
Ryan: And tu piss me off.
Owen: AW CRUD. WELL BYE GUYS AND GALS!
*Owen goes in the jet of sadness*
Chris: Stay tuned for the siguiente episode of TOTAL DRAMA POKE-MON!
Eh,no part 2.....I'm bored with it-___-
Sorry to that one person who read it.
Better luck siguiente time,huh?
........…..........................eat más waffles,they're good for the soul.
Tell your mom I had a great time last night;)
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Here's a lista of the following things I don't like:
Green Day
Marvel Comics
Belly Buttons
The word ain't
Most People I see on the street
Having to be 'that guy'
Public Pools
Dropping change in the grass
Robin Williams
Nickelback
Really bad boob jobs
Cold water hitting my teeth
Red Meat
When a small child bites me
Waking up and having something stuck to my face
You.
Nom.Nom.Nom.Nom
Sorry to that one person who read it.
Better luck siguiente time,huh?
........…..........................eat más waffles,they're good for the soul.
Tell your mom I had a great time last night;)
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Here's a lista of the following things I don't like:
Green Day
Marvel Comics
Belly Buttons
The word ain't
Most People I see on the street
Having to be 'that guy'
Public Pools
Dropping change in the grass
Robin Williams
Nickelback
Really bad boob jobs
Cold water hitting my teeth
Red Meat
When a small child bites me
Waking up and having something stuck to my face
You.
Nom.Nom.Nom.Nom
Chris: So... looks like tu guys forgot the sunscreen. Anyways. Nobody won! Your all unable to go to the playa and have a good time!
So vote....
*Confessional*
Zoey: I vote off Andrea! She's nothing but a bully!
Ray: *whispers* Andrea, please!
Storm: OWWWWWWWWWWW! WATER HURTS!
Mizzie: OK, well i didnt really go to the beach. But I heard what she's doing to Zoey. SHE"S LEAVING!
Jar3d: ICE POP!
Addrey: *Picking at back* I think I got sand down my shirt!
*End of confessionals*
Chris:
Alejandro,Harold, Mizzie,Melody, Annie, Ray, Lucas, Jar3d, Addrey, Storm.
Final two are....
Andrea and Zoey.
But tough luck, kid. Andrea you're going.
Andrea: WHAT?! I CAN'T LEAVE! I'LL MAKE THEM PAY ONE por ONE IF I HAVE TO! ESPECIALLY YOU, RAY!
Chris: Well, that was weird.
2 B CONTINUED
So vote....
*Confessional*
Zoey: I vote off Andrea! She's nothing but a bully!
Ray: *whispers* Andrea, please!
Storm: OWWWWWWWWWWW! WATER HURTS!
Mizzie: OK, well i didnt really go to the beach. But I heard what she's doing to Zoey. SHE"S LEAVING!
Jar3d: ICE POP!
Addrey: *Picking at back* I think I got sand down my shirt!
*End of confessionals*
Chris:
Alejandro,Harold, Mizzie,Melody, Annie, Ray, Lucas, Jar3d, Addrey, Storm.
Final two are....
Andrea and Zoey.
But tough luck, kid. Andrea you're going.
Andrea: WHAT?! I CAN'T LEAVE! I'LL MAKE THEM PAY ONE por ONE IF I HAVE TO! ESPECIALLY YOU, RAY!
Chris: Well, that was weird.
2 B CONTINUED
Chasia:Aloha *flips hair**grabs blowhorn*EVERYONE WAKE UP,AND GET IN YOUR SWIM SUITES!!
Rayven:Mother fucker!
*everyone walks outside in they're swim suites*
Jared:Girls are hot in they're swim suites
Trent:Ditto!
Harold:I segundo that!
Aydan:Hm *slaps all three of them*
J,H+T:OW!!!
Chasia:Today is...blind dates!!
Every girls but Rayven,Aydan and Penny:EEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Aydan:I think Lindsay got lost in the forest..
Rayven:Me too
Penny:Yeah
Chasia:Today,the dates are playa themed!!
Jared:Are tu serious?
Trent:*whispers to Jared*At least us 2 are surrounded por hot girls!
Harold:What do tu mean tu 2??
Trent:See,you are like a girl,a very wimpy sun-of-a-man :)
Jared: :3
Harold:GAWSH!!
Rayven:Mother fucker!
*everyone walks outside in they're swim suites*
Jared:Girls are hot in they're swim suites
Trent:Ditto!
Harold:I segundo that!
Aydan:Hm *slaps all three of them*
J,H+T:OW!!!
Chasia:Today is...blind dates!!
Every girls but Rayven,Aydan and Penny:EEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Aydan:I think Lindsay got lost in the forest..
Rayven:Me too
Penny:Yeah
Chasia:Today,the dates are playa themed!!
Jared:Are tu serious?
Trent:*whispers to Jared*At least us 2 are surrounded por hot girls!
Harold:What do tu mean tu 2??
Trent:See,you are like a girl,a very wimpy sun-of-a-man :)
Jared: :3
Harold:GAWSH!!
Chris:Hi,Chris here for another exciting season of Total Drama!You know Courtney,Noah,Owen,Gwen,Duncan,D.j,Bridgette,Geoff,Trent,Izzy,Tyler,and Heather!But now we have 16 new characters! Bridgette:NO WAY!!! Chris:Shhhhhhhhhhhh!!! We have Emily,Mack,Rikky,Rochelle,Penny,Jake,Sam,Ray,Jake,Phil,Helena,Kylie,Mizzy,Avan,and Jaxon!NOw we are in a rain Forest as tu can see sothe teams are...THe killer snakes are:Trent,Izzy,Jaxon,Kylie,Emily,Heather,Avan,Noah,Rochelle,Avan,Bridgette,Geoff,and Helena!THe screaming pescado are:Penny,Jake,Owen,Duncan,D.j,Tyler,Ray,Gwen,Mizzy,Mack,Rikky,Faith,and Sam!Now theChallenge is... Part 2 coming soon!!!