Justin: hola Alejandro! Guess what I did last night?
Alejandro: Finally accepted your homosexuality and went to a gay bar?
Justin: I KILLED HEATHER! :D
Alejandro: tu son of a-
*10 minutos later*
Alejandro: *knocking furiously on the door*
Heather: WTF, Alejandro? It's 6 am!
Alejandro: ...Mi amor! *hugs her*

Justin: ..Okay, they're together. Now where's my cake? I was promised cake!

Courtney: B-but..I don't understand..why'd he do it?
amor therapist: Are tu joking? You're like the poster girlfriend for bad girlfriends. tu kicked him between the legs so many times that even of tu did get back together, tu wouldn't be able to have kids!
Courtney: ...
LT: That doesn't mean I approove of him and Gwen. friends don't kiss friends' boyfriends, tu know what I'm sayin'?

Duncan: Why am I in hell again?
Devil: Why? I couldn't STAND tu in TDI. tu thought tu were SO cool. TDA tu were fine, but...seriously? Cheating? That just proves that you're no real man. That and tu killed a pastor.
Duncan: ....
Osama bin Laden: AL-QUIDA RULEZ MOTHERF***ERS!
Devil: Shut up. *pushes him in the firey pits of hell*
Rebecca Black: I didn't even do anything bad. Can I go now?
Devil: I'll tell tu what tu did. tu made my ears bleed, throw up, and explode!
Duncan: Oooh, harsh.
Devil: Shut up and wipe my feet.

Heather: Oh, Alejandro. You're the only man for me.
Alejandro: <3
misceláneo guy #1: Heather. What are tu doing with that guy? I've been waiting for over an hour.
Heather: Go away, Randy.
misceláneo guy #2: Hey, tu dicho we were going to have our night!
Heather: Tomorrow, Liang.
misceláneo guy #3: Heather, tu little slut! How could you?!
Alejandro: *takes out a gun*
(BANGBANGBANGBANG!}
Heather: Wow, Alejandro, tu really know how to use a gun..
Alejandro: ....I'm leaving.

Gwen: *speaking to the camera* Hi. I'm Gwen. In a maní, cacahuete suit. *looks around* Hope I don't get sued.