Note?: ITS DONE! FINALLY! Well um... the first half I wrote when I was
"drunk"
and the segundo half I was sick when I wrote it..
so this whole episode is going to be a very long thing
full of randomness (Ohglobimpunny)
and
Its in one giant part
cause thats what I was told to do XD
Daniel: Last time on Total Drama Randomness! Well.. we met all the campers... and...they got put into teams...and...uh...thats pretty much it....
Teddy: And one of the campers doesn’t even know his own name! *scoffs*
Daniel: *facepalm* That isn’t his na-...Y’know what...just....TOTAL DRAMA RANDOMNESS!
*opening plays*
*in the cafeteria *
Chip: *making out with Soda*
Marcus: *walks por them and scoffs* Get a room!
Soda: *shoo’s him away with her hand*
***
Avery: *sitting siguiente to Reagen* Hi,
Reagen: …
Avery: …
Ethan: *sits siguiente to Avery* hola Avery!
Avery: *smiles* Hi, Ethan.
Ethan: Hi Reagen!
Reagen: *looks over at Ethan* ….
*****
Uno: *pokes Ellie* Can I borrow your knife?
Ellie: *shrugs and hands him the knife*
Uno: *starts stabbing the ‘food’* DIEEEE! DIIE! DIE!!!
Selena: ...why are tu stabbing your food?
Uno: I STAB THINGS I DON’T LIKE *glares at Selena*
Selena: O_O.. tu like me...right?
Uno: *shrugs* yeah, you’re okay...
Nylee: You’re getting that .. stuff everywhere!
Uno: …*looks around to see the... stuff.. is all over the place* ...Oops
******
Eddie: KENDALL MOVE! THATS MY SPOT!
Kendall: *looks up at Eddie* … tu just got here... how did tu claim it before?
Eddie: I...Just mover >->
Kendall: ...no
Eddie: Fine. *sits siguiente to Kendall* Doesn’t feel right.. *leans in closer*
Kendall:.. what are tu doing?
Eddie: ..Gettin comfortable... *scoots closer*
Kendall: Stop thats weird...
Eddie: Not comfortable yet.
Veto: *walks by* Wait.. *walks back* Eddie? Whatcha doin?
Eddie: ...go away
Veto: … kay.. *continues walking away*
Kendall: ….Done yet?
Eddie: Nope. *sits on his lap* There. Perfect
Kendall: ...People are staring...
Eddie: Thats okay. eue let them stare
Daniel: *walks in* CHALLENGE TIME!
Teddy: Your challenge.. is gonna be fun for some.. and ... horrible for others...
First things first--
Veto: I’LL EAT YOUR BRAINS, THEN IMMA START ROCKING--
Marcus: Dude, Nicki Minajs part of Monster?REALLY?
Veto: I like her :d
Teddy:-- tu will be watching
a scary movie marathon!
Veto: ...Woah .. Deja vu -ish
Marcus: I know right... I feel like we went through this before
Teddy: Me too....Well....That was weird...
Riley: OMG YES! ..Feels like I dicho that before too...
Jade: Awesome! hmmm... I know the feel....
Veto: ..haha...yay.. OH MY GOD WHAT IS GOING ON?! I FEEL LIKE NOW I SHOULD GO TO THE CONFESSIONAL AND TELL SOME STUPID STORY ABOUT HOW THREE YEARS hace WHILE WATCHING SCARY cine I WET MYSELF
Riley: ...what?
Veto: … Yeah I don’t know... just feels like I should go say that....
Marcus: Scared, Veto? HOLY SHIT
Nylee: Yeah, we totally did go through all of this before..
Teddy: EVERYBODY STOP! JUST GO... GO OUT TO THE SPOT NEAR THE CABINS! GO BEFORE WE SAY más THINGS THAT SEEMS FAMILIAR
Eddie: I have no idea what they're on about..
Kendall: Me either *shrugs* oh well... NOW GET OFF OF ME!
Eddie: OKAY. FINE. JEEZ. DON’T YELL AT ME. *starts fake crying* I’m really sensitive
Kendall: ...okay....
*outside*
Teddy: tu will be put into the middle of the woods, and tu have to find your way out before the sun goes up. Your whole team. Not just two of you. Whoevers whole team comes out first... wins!
Nylee: That explanation is really familiar too
Veto: Nawh, I don’t find it is
Marcus: It is....
Jade: *nods*
Veto: tu GUYS ARE CRAY!
Daniel: Why are tu explaining everything? tu aint the host! *snaps fingers* Move, bitch, let the boss explain. *coughs*
Teddy: I uh... just explained everything though...
Daniel: WELL FUCK tu *walks away*
*during the movie*
Avery: *has his sleeves over his face*
Ethan: Whats wrong Avery?
Avery: I... >-< Is the scary part over yet?
Ethan: Not yet *chuckles* I’ll tell tu when its over
Avery: *nods*
---
Ellie: *really close to the screen* OH COME ON! JUST STAB HER ALREADY!
Tokyo: *laughs* YEAH!
Uno: This movie is SICK! >:D
Nylee: *yawns* really? I don’t find it all that good....
Uno: What is wrong with you?! e-e honestly?!
Nylee: What? I don’t care for “scary” movies
Uno: *shakes his head* shame.
----
*is too lazy to write each team*
*In The Woods*
--Team 3--
Jade: This shouldn’t be all that bad... I mean like.. this doesn’t seem like a big place...
Ethan: Thats true. We’ll probably get out of here in no time! :D
*all start walking until they reach two paths*
Jade: Left path o right path?
Kelsey: Left.
Ethan: Yeah, left.
Reagen: *nods* agreed.
*all start walking left*
Avery: ...w-whats..that sound? *looks around*
Kelsey: I don’t hear anything...
Jade: Shh...it sounds like a growl...
Ethan: ….o-o!
Jade: Just keep walking, slowly and carefully and hopefully we wont--
Bear: *runs in front of them*
Jade: uh... stay calm...
Kelsey: *slowly backs away*
Ethan: *runs away* AHHHHH!!
Bear: *chases after him*
Jade: ...Didn’t I just say stay calm?
Reagen: tu did...
Ethan: *trips over a branch* D: AH!
Bear: *picks up Ethan and runs away*
Jade: What the-- Did that oso, oso de just pick him up?!
Kelsey:.. I don’t even wanna know *continues walking*
---Team 4---
Soda: And like he looked soooo cuute!
Marcus: *yawns* good to know....
Chip: Damn right I did!
Soda: *giggles* :D
Marcus: SHUT UP! We gotta stay quiet!
Yuki: No we don--
Marcus: *puts his hand over Yukis mouth* tu hear that?
Yuki: *muffled*
Chip: Hear what?
Marcus: *shrugs* I don’t know. I just wanted her to shut up
Soda: … now its really quiet D: someone say something!
Crinpy: *clears her throat*
Marcus: *glares* don’t even e-e
---Team 2--
Ellie: *gasps* Wouldn’t it be so cool if like... we were stuck in the woods and there was a killer on the loose? :D
Uno: And we all had to run from the killer o die?
Ellie: YES!
Nylee: ...Wow this challenge is really...familiar...
Selena: omgthatwouldbelikesocoolandicantevenholdmyexcitmentinanylonger
Nylee: ...What?
Selena: *coughs* I like yellow water
Uno: Oh she went full on retarded... YAAAAAY *flails arms around*
Selena: YAY!
---Team 1--
Eddie: I’m not sure if this challenge is deadly-- no pun intended-- o scary...
Veto: Both.
Kendall: No, deadly.
Riley: Deadly :D
Maddie: ...uh....both?
Veto: Yeah see? Both.
Eddie: ...muffins....
Kendall: >:O WHAT WAS THAT NOISE?
Eddie: ..are tu high?
Kendall: *runs off into the ...trees...*
Veto: What the juice....
Riley: Why’d Kendall just....
Maddie: well...okay then....
Eddie: I feel like I should go follow him
Edward: Bye! *pushes him to the trees*
Veto: EDWARD!
Edward: c: He was gonna go in there anyways...
Veto: Okay... 2 down ….uh...3 to go?
Riley: 4 to go actually
Veto: oh well......i -uh- guessed...
Riley: tu didn’t count yourself did you?
Veto: Nope.
--Team 4--
Marcus: Wow.. Crinpy sure is being quiet!
Chip: *looks around* Where is Crinpy?
Yuki: Oh no!
Marcus: Oh.. she probably died then oh well lets continue
Soda: Marcy! thats mean!
Marcus: *coughs* Dx She might have died! Oh no! Well.. I guess we gotta continue on … *takes a deep breath* without her *wipes fake tears away*
Soda: ^U^ Thats better *hugs him*
Chip: …
Marcus: *glares at Chip and smiles*
---
Confessional:
Chip: I don’t know what Marcus is trying to do-- but he better knock it off!!
---
--Team 2--
Uno: Hey... Where’d Selly go?
Nylee: Selly?
Uno: Selena.
Ellie: MAYBE THE KILLER GOT HER! :O
Uno: >:O DON’T SAY THAT
Ellie: *looks around* TOKYO?!
Tokyo: I’m right here...
Ellie: Oh okay :D
---#1--
Riley: Sure is quiet :O
Veto: Thats cause Eddie isn’t here.. CAUSE WAS PUSHED INTO THE ….UH..TREES! *glares at Edward*
Edward: ….
Veto: Never gonna ….I forget the rest of that saying thing
Edward: ….Let me live it down?
Veto: Yeah sure whatever. >:O
Riley: Wait.. I don’t think Maddie is here anymore either!
Veto: OH NO. I BET EDWARD PROBABLY PUSHED HER SOMEWHERE >:O
Edward: I DIDN’T!
Veto: Yeah, suuuuure tu didn’t
Edward: >:C Stop it! I didn’t!
Veto: YEAH. WHATEVER tu SAY
Edward: I swear I didn’t >:U I only pushed Eddie. thats it.
Riley: guise! Stop arguing! Maybe she tripped o she got lost o something!
Veto: *cough* o Edward pushed her
Edward: >:U STOP!!
Veto: NO!
--# 3---
Jade: Were doing pretty good so far.. we only lost Ethan.. I mean like thats not very good but still...
Kelsey: Oh yeah, we lost Reagen a while back...
Jade: ...Oh...
Kelsey: I think Avery too...
Avery: N-no.. I’m here...
Kelsey: Oh. Nevermind then...
Jade: Everybody just stay close together and don’t get lost--
Avery: *screams*
Kelsey: *turns around* Okay... NOW we lost Avery
Jade: *facepalm*
--#4--
Marcus: We lose anyone else yet?
Yuki: Nope!
Chip: Uh, yes. Soda.
Marcus: OH NO!
Yuki: Oh e-e
Chip: We gotta win this--
Marcus: FOR SODA!
Chip: *glares at Marcus*
Yuki: Hmmm... How can we all stay together?
Marcus: *glances at Chip* I aint wanna stay with that ...thing
Chip: Same here e-e
Yuki: Don’t fight! :U
Marcus: Bleh
Yuki: OH IDEA! Maybe I could dump glue on---
Marcus: NO GLUE!
Yuki: o maybe with rope--
Chip: NO ROPE EITHER!
Yuki: ...uh
Marcus: *walks faster* Just shut up and find the exit.
--#2--
Ellie: TOKYO?! TOK--
Tokyo: I never left....
Ellie: sorry...
Uno: BUT NYLEE DID!
Ellie: Bleh, she has a pole stuck up her butt anyways :U
Uno: Truuueee
--#1--
Veto: I still think tu pushed Maddie..
Edward: I. DID. NOT.
Veto: UH YEAH
Riley: STOP IT >:U
Veto: YEAH MAKE HIM STOP PUSHING PEOPLE
Edward: STOP SAYING I PUSHED PEOPLE EVEN THOUGH I DIDN’T
Veto: *pushes Edward* RUN
Riley: VETO!
Veto: I dicho RUN *runs*
Riley: *looks around* Edward? e-e Oh great hes gone too now... *runs*
--#3--
Jade: Hey! Kelsey! I think I see the way out
Kelsey: I see it too! :D
Jade: :D We made it!
Kelsey: Yaaaaaayyyy
*both start running towards the exit*
--#2--
Ellie: TO--
Tokyo: Still here...
Uno: tu should really look around before tu start yelling her name
Ellie: Meh >:U
Uno: Just saying c:
--#4--
Yuki: *looks around* Marcus? Chip? Oh...well... at least they’re not fighting anymore...
--#2--
Ellie: Okay, I see no Tokyo.. now can I yell out her name?
Uno: Yes, yes tu can.
Ellie: TOKYO!!! TOKYOO!!!
Uno: *nods in approvement*
*At the campsite*
Daniel: Jeez, I never realized how slow the campers were before..
Teddy: Yeah. Imagine how I felt the first time this happened. No one came out ‘till sunset...
Daniel: What?
Teddy: … I.... that never....what? e-e I don’t know... I think I’m drunk....
Daniel: Yeeeeaaahhh..... *slowly backs away*
Reagen: *runs out of the woods*
Daniel: Ahh finally!
Teddy: Congrads. Now lets see who will come out next.
Daniel: Oh yeah, did I mention that if one other member of your team doesn’t come out before someone else tu guys don’t get first?
Reagen: ...That doesn’t seem fair!
Teddy: Danny! We never--
Daniel: shhh....
Teddy: … I swear tu better not be saying this just to see if Vetos team will come out siguiente e-e
Daniel: Ew, why would I say that? I don’t care if they win. Heck, I’d amor it if he got sent home.
Teddy: Oh...Nevermind then...
Jade: *runs of out the woods with Kelsey*
Reagen: :D
Kelsey: Woah.. I thought tu died...
Reagen: …. e-e
Kelsey: No I mean like-- eh whatever... *takes her 3DS out of her pocket*
Teddy: Okay good. Team number...uh...three.. I think... wins! tu guys should really come up with team names e-e its much easier that way...
Jade: Awesome :D We won!
*rest of their team walks from idek somewhere*
Ethan: ...that....was not....a...real....bear.....that was not a real oso, oso de *shivers*
Bear: *takes head off*
Ethan: AHH!
Tom: Sorry. I didn’t mean to scare you!
Ethan: Oh...it was just...an intern...I was kinda freaked out when tu picked me up....
Tom: Yeah.. I thought that might give it away.. since like.. bears don’t normally just pick people up....but at least you're pretty light :D
Teddy: Shut up, I think I hear another person.
Yuki: *runs out* Am I late? D:
Teddy: Just about a minuto too late...
Yuki: ene aww...
*rest of that team comes out*
Marcus: >:U tu little shit! tu shoulda won!
Soda: Marcy! Calm down! She tried! *walks closer to Yuki* tu tried...right?
Yuki: Yes. of course I tried!
Soda: Gooood
Teddy: por the way, think of a team name while you're all just standing there.
Yuki: I GOT ONE!
Marcus:NO ONE CARES! :D
Yuki: >:T
Soda: Say it anyways! I care!
Yuki: How about--NEON--
Marcus: NO!
Crinpy: ooh neon :D
Soda: ….that... I wanna hear the rest!
Chip: How about...
Soda: IT HAS TO BE EPIC!
Yuki: Exactly! :D Neon--
Marcus: SHUT UP NO NEON!
Soda: That word lost its meaning to me...neonneonneonneon
Chip: Team--
Soda: OMG TEAM CHIP IS REALLY REALLY REALLY AMAZING!
Marcus: Ew. NO
Yuki: ...what do tu suggest then?
Marcus: *shrugs*
Yuki: …
Marcus: c:
Crinpy: Team... Glowsticks!
Soda: That sounds nice :D
Teddy: And really misceláneo eue Sorry I’ll butt-out now
Marcus: NO
Yuki: Yes
Soda: Yes :D
Chip: Why not..
Marcus: NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO N O NO NO NO--
Daniel: Team Glowsticks it is.
Crinpy: :D Yay.
Riley: *runs out with Veto* Yay we made it--
Veto: Yeah, but we didn’t win
Riley: ...at least we didn’t die?
Veto: True..
Teddy: Wow.. I like it how no one showed up until that team was done talking...
Veto: uh.. good timing?
Daniel: Team name.
Eddie: *runs by* TITS
Riley: not tits...
Eddie: Okay. Not-Tits
Kendall: Team Nekos are amazing? :D
Eddie:No, its Not-Tits
Riley: No. Its not gonna be tits
Eddie: Oh...Well! :T
Kendall: I like my suggestion. Yes? All of tu guys do too?
Veto: Ew. nope
Kendall: ene
Veto: The voice in the back of my head is telling me to shout something out...
Riley: Shout it out then! :D
Veto: UNICORNS!
Teddy: did I hear tu guys picked unicorns?
Kendall: N--
Veto: YES. YES WE DID..
Teddy: unicornios it is then.
Riley: ...I feel like... unicornios has been....used before....
Veto: yeah, me too. e-e
Teddy: THIS WHOLE EPISODE IS A BIG PILE OF DEJA-VU!
Kendall: … I don’t know what tu guys are talking about .3.
Kelsey: I can’t believe I’m going to agree with tu but-- Me either
Kendall: Thats not really arg--
Kelsey: >:T
Kendall: Okay fine. It is agreeing
Ellie: *runs out* I SURVIVED! Oh... so did...all...of...you....people....
Teddy: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNND were done. finally.
Daniel: Wow, great timing. Everyone was done dis--
Teddy: Don’t make fun of me e-e
Daniel: … c:
Teddy: Y’all need a team name now.
Ellie: TEAM SERIAL KILLERS!
Uno: It should be more...awesome!
Selena: Team Cereal Killers? :D
Uno: That. that right there.
Ellie: That works eue
Teddy: Last Team, how about y’all?
Jade: Uhh...
Reagen: *shrugs*
Kelsey: Um.. How about....uh..... e-e
Avery: ….rainbows....
Ethan: Team Rainbows?
Avery: *slowly shrugs*
Jade: ...not that
Kelsey: Why not? Its ..good enough....
Jade: I guess so :T
Ethan: Its the only suggestion we got...so lets go with that c:
Reagen: *nods* Yeah.
Jade: Teddy, we got our name....
Teddy: Oh, okay. what is it?
Ethan: Team Rainbows
Teddy: Okay :D So TR Won....did i tell tu about the voting?
Marcus: I don’t think tu did? .3.
Teddy: Oh, well... Y’all can vote for whoever tu want as long as they aren’t on the winning team!
Kelsey: So.. lets just say... if our team lost... I could vote for Kendall? :D
Teddy: Yeah sure, whatever.
Kelsey: >:D Awesome.
Daniel: Go, shoo. Go vote. Now.
I cba to read it over for mistakes
aaaanyways
*insert whatever I used to write after episodes here*
Confessionals in the comments!
Expect for Yukis XD
I already got hers
c:
"drunk"
and the segundo half I was sick when I wrote it..
so this whole episode is going to be a very long thing
full of randomness (Ohglobimpunny)
and
Its in one giant part
cause thats what I was told to do XD
Daniel: Last time on Total Drama Randomness! Well.. we met all the campers... and...they got put into teams...and...uh...thats pretty much it....
Teddy: And one of the campers doesn’t even know his own name! *scoffs*
Daniel: *facepalm* That isn’t his na-...Y’know what...just....TOTAL DRAMA RANDOMNESS!
*opening plays*
*in the cafeteria *
Chip: *making out with Soda*
Marcus: *walks por them and scoffs* Get a room!
Soda: *shoo’s him away with her hand*
***
Avery: *sitting siguiente to Reagen* Hi,
Reagen: …
Avery: …
Ethan: *sits siguiente to Avery* hola Avery!
Avery: *smiles* Hi, Ethan.
Ethan: Hi Reagen!
Reagen: *looks over at Ethan* ….
*****
Uno: *pokes Ellie* Can I borrow your knife?
Ellie: *shrugs and hands him the knife*
Uno: *starts stabbing the ‘food’* DIEEEE! DIIE! DIE!!!
Selena: ...why are tu stabbing your food?
Uno: I STAB THINGS I DON’T LIKE *glares at Selena*
Selena: O_O.. tu like me...right?
Uno: *shrugs* yeah, you’re okay...
Nylee: You’re getting that .. stuff everywhere!
Uno: …*looks around to see the... stuff.. is all over the place* ...Oops
******
Eddie: KENDALL MOVE! THATS MY SPOT!
Kendall: *looks up at Eddie* … tu just got here... how did tu claim it before?
Eddie: I...Just mover >->
Kendall: ...no
Eddie: Fine. *sits siguiente to Kendall* Doesn’t feel right.. *leans in closer*
Kendall:.. what are tu doing?
Eddie: ..Gettin comfortable... *scoots closer*
Kendall: Stop thats weird...
Eddie: Not comfortable yet.
Veto: *walks by* Wait.. *walks back* Eddie? Whatcha doin?
Eddie: ...go away
Veto: … kay.. *continues walking away*
Kendall: ….Done yet?
Eddie: Nope. *sits on his lap* There. Perfect
Kendall: ...People are staring...
Eddie: Thats okay. eue let them stare
Daniel: *walks in* CHALLENGE TIME!
Teddy: Your challenge.. is gonna be fun for some.. and ... horrible for others...
First things first--
Veto: I’LL EAT YOUR BRAINS, THEN IMMA START ROCKING--
Marcus: Dude, Nicki Minajs part of Monster?REALLY?
Veto: I like her :d
Teddy:-- tu will be watching
a scary movie marathon!
Veto: ...Woah .. Deja vu -ish
Marcus: I know right... I feel like we went through this before
Teddy: Me too....Well....That was weird...
Riley: OMG YES! ..Feels like I dicho that before too...
Jade: Awesome! hmmm... I know the feel....
Veto: ..haha...yay.. OH MY GOD WHAT IS GOING ON?! I FEEL LIKE NOW I SHOULD GO TO THE CONFESSIONAL AND TELL SOME STUPID STORY ABOUT HOW THREE YEARS hace WHILE WATCHING SCARY cine I WET MYSELF
Riley: ...what?
Veto: … Yeah I don’t know... just feels like I should go say that....
Marcus: Scared, Veto? HOLY SHIT
Nylee: Yeah, we totally did go through all of this before..
Teddy: EVERYBODY STOP! JUST GO... GO OUT TO THE SPOT NEAR THE CABINS! GO BEFORE WE SAY más THINGS THAT SEEMS FAMILIAR
Eddie: I have no idea what they're on about..
Kendall: Me either *shrugs* oh well... NOW GET OFF OF ME!
Eddie: OKAY. FINE. JEEZ. DON’T YELL AT ME. *starts fake crying* I’m really sensitive
Kendall: ...okay....
*outside*
Teddy: tu will be put into the middle of the woods, and tu have to find your way out before the sun goes up. Your whole team. Not just two of you. Whoevers whole team comes out first... wins!
Nylee: That explanation is really familiar too
Veto: Nawh, I don’t find it is
Marcus: It is....
Jade: *nods*
Veto: tu GUYS ARE CRAY!
Daniel: Why are tu explaining everything? tu aint the host! *snaps fingers* Move, bitch, let the boss explain. *coughs*
Teddy: I uh... just explained everything though...
Daniel: WELL FUCK tu *walks away*
*during the movie*
Avery: *has his sleeves over his face*
Ethan: Whats wrong Avery?
Avery: I... >-< Is the scary part over yet?
Ethan: Not yet *chuckles* I’ll tell tu when its over
Avery: *nods*
---
Ellie: *really close to the screen* OH COME ON! JUST STAB HER ALREADY!
Tokyo: *laughs* YEAH!
Uno: This movie is SICK! >:D
Nylee: *yawns* really? I don’t find it all that good....
Uno: What is wrong with you?! e-e honestly?!
Nylee: What? I don’t care for “scary” movies
Uno: *shakes his head* shame.
----
*is too lazy to write each team*
*In The Woods*
--Team 3--
Jade: This shouldn’t be all that bad... I mean like.. this doesn’t seem like a big place...
Ethan: Thats true. We’ll probably get out of here in no time! :D
*all start walking until they reach two paths*
Jade: Left path o right path?
Kelsey: Left.
Ethan: Yeah, left.
Reagen: *nods* agreed.
*all start walking left*
Avery: ...w-whats..that sound? *looks around*
Kelsey: I don’t hear anything...
Jade: Shh...it sounds like a growl...
Ethan: ….o-o!
Jade: Just keep walking, slowly and carefully and hopefully we wont--
Bear: *runs in front of them*
Jade: uh... stay calm...
Kelsey: *slowly backs away*
Ethan: *runs away* AHHHHH!!
Bear: *chases after him*
Jade: ...Didn’t I just say stay calm?
Reagen: tu did...
Ethan: *trips over a branch* D: AH!
Bear: *picks up Ethan and runs away*
Jade: What the-- Did that oso, oso de just pick him up?!
Kelsey:.. I don’t even wanna know *continues walking*
---Team 4---
Soda: And like he looked soooo cuute!
Marcus: *yawns* good to know....
Chip: Damn right I did!
Soda: *giggles* :D
Marcus: SHUT UP! We gotta stay quiet!
Yuki: No we don--
Marcus: *puts his hand over Yukis mouth* tu hear that?
Yuki: *muffled*
Chip: Hear what?
Marcus: *shrugs* I don’t know. I just wanted her to shut up
Soda: … now its really quiet D: someone say something!
Crinpy: *clears her throat*
Marcus: *glares* don’t even e-e
---Team 2--
Ellie: *gasps* Wouldn’t it be so cool if like... we were stuck in the woods and there was a killer on the loose? :D
Uno: And we all had to run from the killer o die?
Ellie: YES!
Nylee: ...Wow this challenge is really...familiar...
Selena: omgthatwouldbelikesocoolandicantevenholdmyexcitmentinanylonger
Nylee: ...What?
Selena: *coughs* I like yellow water
Uno: Oh she went full on retarded... YAAAAAY *flails arms around*
Selena: YAY!
---Team 1--
Eddie: I’m not sure if this challenge is deadly-- no pun intended-- o scary...
Veto: Both.
Kendall: No, deadly.
Riley: Deadly :D
Maddie: ...uh....both?
Veto: Yeah see? Both.
Eddie: ...muffins....
Kendall: >:O WHAT WAS THAT NOISE?
Eddie: ..are tu high?
Kendall: *runs off into the ...trees...*
Veto: What the juice....
Riley: Why’d Kendall just....
Maddie: well...okay then....
Eddie: I feel like I should go follow him
Edward: Bye! *pushes him to the trees*
Veto: EDWARD!
Edward: c: He was gonna go in there anyways...
Veto: Okay... 2 down ….uh...3 to go?
Riley: 4 to go actually
Veto: oh well......i -uh- guessed...
Riley: tu didn’t count yourself did you?
Veto: Nope.
--Team 4--
Marcus: Wow.. Crinpy sure is being quiet!
Chip: *looks around* Where is Crinpy?
Yuki: Oh no!
Marcus: Oh.. she probably died then oh well lets continue
Soda: Marcy! thats mean!
Marcus: *coughs* Dx She might have died! Oh no! Well.. I guess we gotta continue on … *takes a deep breath* without her *wipes fake tears away*
Soda: ^U^ Thats better *hugs him*
Chip: …
Marcus: *glares at Chip and smiles*
---
Confessional:
Chip: I don’t know what Marcus is trying to do-- but he better knock it off!!
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--Team 2--
Uno: Hey... Where’d Selly go?
Nylee: Selly?
Uno: Selena.
Ellie: MAYBE THE KILLER GOT HER! :O
Uno: >:O DON’T SAY THAT
Ellie: *looks around* TOKYO?!
Tokyo: I’m right here...
Ellie: Oh okay :D
---#1--
Riley: Sure is quiet :O
Veto: Thats cause Eddie isn’t here.. CAUSE WAS PUSHED INTO THE ….UH..TREES! *glares at Edward*
Edward: ….
Veto: Never gonna ….I forget the rest of that saying thing
Edward: ….Let me live it down?
Veto: Yeah sure whatever. >:O
Riley: Wait.. I don’t think Maddie is here anymore either!
Veto: OH NO. I BET EDWARD PROBABLY PUSHED HER SOMEWHERE >:O
Edward: I DIDN’T!
Veto: Yeah, suuuuure tu didn’t
Edward: >:C Stop it! I didn’t!
Veto: YEAH. WHATEVER tu SAY
Edward: I swear I didn’t >:U I only pushed Eddie. thats it.
Riley: guise! Stop arguing! Maybe she tripped o she got lost o something!
Veto: *cough* o Edward pushed her
Edward: >:U STOP!!
Veto: NO!
--# 3---
Jade: Were doing pretty good so far.. we only lost Ethan.. I mean like thats not very good but still...
Kelsey: Oh yeah, we lost Reagen a while back...
Jade: ...Oh...
Kelsey: I think Avery too...
Avery: N-no.. I’m here...
Kelsey: Oh. Nevermind then...
Jade: Everybody just stay close together and don’t get lost--
Avery: *screams*
Kelsey: *turns around* Okay... NOW we lost Avery
Jade: *facepalm*
--#4--
Marcus: We lose anyone else yet?
Yuki: Nope!
Chip: Uh, yes. Soda.
Marcus: OH NO!
Yuki: Oh e-e
Chip: We gotta win this--
Marcus: FOR SODA!
Chip: *glares at Marcus*
Yuki: Hmmm... How can we all stay together?
Marcus: *glances at Chip* I aint wanna stay with that ...thing
Chip: Same here e-e
Yuki: Don’t fight! :U
Marcus: Bleh
Yuki: OH IDEA! Maybe I could dump glue on---
Marcus: NO GLUE!
Yuki: o maybe with rope--
Chip: NO ROPE EITHER!
Yuki: ...uh
Marcus: *walks faster* Just shut up and find the exit.
--#2--
Ellie: TOKYO?! TOK--
Tokyo: I never left....
Ellie: sorry...
Uno: BUT NYLEE DID!
Ellie: Bleh, she has a pole stuck up her butt anyways :U
Uno: Truuueee
--#1--
Veto: I still think tu pushed Maddie..
Edward: I. DID. NOT.
Veto: UH YEAH
Riley: STOP IT >:U
Veto: YEAH MAKE HIM STOP PUSHING PEOPLE
Edward: STOP SAYING I PUSHED PEOPLE EVEN THOUGH I DIDN’T
Veto: *pushes Edward* RUN
Riley: VETO!
Veto: I dicho RUN *runs*
Riley: *looks around* Edward? e-e Oh great hes gone too now... *runs*
--#3--
Jade: Hey! Kelsey! I think I see the way out
Kelsey: I see it too! :D
Jade: :D We made it!
Kelsey: Yaaaaaayyyy
*both start running towards the exit*
--#2--
Ellie: TO--
Tokyo: Still here...
Uno: tu should really look around before tu start yelling her name
Ellie: Meh >:U
Uno: Just saying c:
--#4--
Yuki: *looks around* Marcus? Chip? Oh...well... at least they’re not fighting anymore...
--#2--
Ellie: Okay, I see no Tokyo.. now can I yell out her name?
Uno: Yes, yes tu can.
Ellie: TOKYO!!! TOKYOO!!!
Uno: *nods in approvement*
*At the campsite*
Daniel: Jeez, I never realized how slow the campers were before..
Teddy: Yeah. Imagine how I felt the first time this happened. No one came out ‘till sunset...
Daniel: What?
Teddy: … I.... that never....what? e-e I don’t know... I think I’m drunk....
Daniel: Yeeeeaaahhh..... *slowly backs away*
Reagen: *runs out of the woods*
Daniel: Ahh finally!
Teddy: Congrads. Now lets see who will come out next.
Daniel: Oh yeah, did I mention that if one other member of your team doesn’t come out before someone else tu guys don’t get first?
Reagen: ...That doesn’t seem fair!
Teddy: Danny! We never--
Daniel: shhh....
Teddy: … I swear tu better not be saying this just to see if Vetos team will come out siguiente e-e
Daniel: Ew, why would I say that? I don’t care if they win. Heck, I’d amor it if he got sent home.
Teddy: Oh...Nevermind then...
Jade: *runs of out the woods with Kelsey*
Reagen: :D
Kelsey: Woah.. I thought tu died...
Reagen: …. e-e
Kelsey: No I mean like-- eh whatever... *takes her 3DS out of her pocket*
Teddy: Okay good. Team number...uh...three.. I think... wins! tu guys should really come up with team names e-e its much easier that way...
Jade: Awesome :D We won!
*rest of their team walks from idek somewhere*
Ethan: ...that....was not....a...real....bear.....that was not a real oso, oso de *shivers*
Bear: *takes head off*
Ethan: AHH!
Tom: Sorry. I didn’t mean to scare you!
Ethan: Oh...it was just...an intern...I was kinda freaked out when tu picked me up....
Tom: Yeah.. I thought that might give it away.. since like.. bears don’t normally just pick people up....but at least you're pretty light :D
Teddy: Shut up, I think I hear another person.
Yuki: *runs out* Am I late? D:
Teddy: Just about a minuto too late...
Yuki: ene aww...
*rest of that team comes out*
Marcus: >:U tu little shit! tu shoulda won!
Soda: Marcy! Calm down! She tried! *walks closer to Yuki* tu tried...right?
Yuki: Yes. of course I tried!
Soda: Gooood
Teddy: por the way, think of a team name while you're all just standing there.
Yuki: I GOT ONE!
Marcus:NO ONE CARES! :D
Yuki: >:T
Soda: Say it anyways! I care!
Yuki: How about--NEON--
Marcus: NO!
Crinpy: ooh neon :D
Soda: ….that... I wanna hear the rest!
Chip: How about...
Soda: IT HAS TO BE EPIC!
Yuki: Exactly! :D Neon--
Marcus: SHUT UP NO NEON!
Soda: That word lost its meaning to me...neonneonneonneon
Chip: Team--
Soda: OMG TEAM CHIP IS REALLY REALLY REALLY AMAZING!
Marcus: Ew. NO
Yuki: ...what do tu suggest then?
Marcus: *shrugs*
Yuki: …
Marcus: c:
Crinpy: Team... Glowsticks!
Soda: That sounds nice :D
Teddy: And really misceláneo eue Sorry I’ll butt-out now
Marcus: NO
Yuki: Yes
Soda: Yes :D
Chip: Why not..
Marcus: NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO N O NO NO NO--
Daniel: Team Glowsticks it is.
Crinpy: :D Yay.
Riley: *runs out with Veto* Yay we made it--
Veto: Yeah, but we didn’t win
Riley: ...at least we didn’t die?
Veto: True..
Teddy: Wow.. I like it how no one showed up until that team was done talking...
Veto: uh.. good timing?
Daniel: Team name.
Eddie: *runs by* TITS
Riley: not tits...
Eddie: Okay. Not-Tits
Kendall: Team Nekos are amazing? :D
Eddie:No, its Not-Tits
Riley: No. Its not gonna be tits
Eddie: Oh...Well! :T
Kendall: I like my suggestion. Yes? All of tu guys do too?
Veto: Ew. nope
Kendall: ene
Veto: The voice in the back of my head is telling me to shout something out...
Riley: Shout it out then! :D
Veto: UNICORNS!
Teddy: did I hear tu guys picked unicorns?
Kendall: N--
Veto: YES. YES WE DID..
Teddy: unicornios it is then.
Riley: ...I feel like... unicornios has been....used before....
Veto: yeah, me too. e-e
Teddy: THIS WHOLE EPISODE IS A BIG PILE OF DEJA-VU!
Kendall: … I don’t know what tu guys are talking about .3.
Kelsey: I can’t believe I’m going to agree with tu but-- Me either
Kendall: Thats not really arg--
Kelsey: >:T
Kendall: Okay fine. It is agreeing
Ellie: *runs out* I SURVIVED! Oh... so did...all...of...you....people....
Teddy: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNND were done. finally.
Daniel: Wow, great timing. Everyone was done dis--
Teddy: Don’t make fun of me e-e
Daniel: … c:
Teddy: Y’all need a team name now.
Ellie: TEAM SERIAL KILLERS!
Uno: It should be more...awesome!
Selena: Team Cereal Killers? :D
Uno: That. that right there.
Ellie: That works eue
Teddy: Last Team, how about y’all?
Jade: Uhh...
Reagen: *shrugs*
Kelsey: Um.. How about....uh..... e-e
Avery: ….rainbows....
Ethan: Team Rainbows?
Avery: *slowly shrugs*
Jade: ...not that
Kelsey: Why not? Its ..good enough....
Jade: I guess so :T
Ethan: Its the only suggestion we got...so lets go with that c:
Reagen: *nods* Yeah.
Jade: Teddy, we got our name....
Teddy: Oh, okay. what is it?
Ethan: Team Rainbows
Teddy: Okay :D So TR Won....did i tell tu about the voting?
Marcus: I don’t think tu did? .3.
Teddy: Oh, well... Y’all can vote for whoever tu want as long as they aren’t on the winning team!
Kelsey: So.. lets just say... if our team lost... I could vote for Kendall? :D
Teddy: Yeah sure, whatever.
Kelsey: >:D Awesome.
Daniel: Go, shoo. Go vote. Now.
I cba to read it over for mistakes
aaaanyways
*insert whatever I used to write after episodes here*
Confessionals in the comments!
Expect for Yukis XD
I already got hers
c:
Don't get mix up with total drama joke and total drama joke do over
------------------------————-----------------——-—----------------------Chrisy : Welcome to Total Drama Joke Do over! Our 1'st camper is Patrika! Patrika : hey! Our 2'nt camper is Duncan! Duncan : hi! Chrisy : Our 3'rd camper is Marissa! -Song beautiful girls comes on - cofasoin booth- Duncan : I think marissa is my thing than Courtney. Marissa : Hey. - cofasoin booth - Marissa : I think he is Duncan from prison yea he is. Chrisy : Our 4'th camper is tony! Tony : hi. Chrisy : We will come back on Total Drama Joke Do Over!
------------------------————-----------------——-—----------------------Chrisy : Welcome to Total Drama Joke Do over! Our 1'st camper is Patrika! Patrika : hey! Our 2'nt camper is Duncan! Duncan : hi! Chrisy : Our 3'rd camper is Marissa! -Song beautiful girls comes on - cofasoin booth- Duncan : I think marissa is my thing than Courtney. Marissa : Hey. - cofasoin booth - Marissa : I think he is Duncan from prison yea he is. Chrisy : Our 4'th camper is tony! Tony : hi. Chrisy : We will come back on Total Drama Joke Do Over!
Me as a cheerleader
Name: jules
Middle name: crysta
Last name: williams
Age: 17
Personality: flirty,sexy,sexual,cool
Stereyotype: the bisexual flirt
Likes: money,winning,sex,partying
Dislikes: plain people
Sexual preferance: bisexual
Religion: christion
Heritage: french
Crush: ninjacupcakes oc francis
Appearance
Hair color: brown
Eye color: brown
Skin: tan
Body build: skinny
Hair length: long
Other
fav color: pink,blue
Fav food:miljshakes
Least fav color: red
Least fav food: onions
Fav tv show: house of lies
Fav singer: lily jinam (nick minaj)
Least fav: hailey barry (katy perry)
Bio: born around people who all wanted greed so she became like them
Audition: hi I wanna be on your mostrar so im gonna sing milkshake*sings* umm im done camera falls umm bye
Last episode of TDI, the campers had to row canoes to Boney Island and make a signal fire. The bajo won and the Gophers eliminated Catina. Even dulces had left but we brought in a replacement camper, Terra.
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"Okay so today tu guys are gonna be hunting with paintballs! You'll be hunting other campers who'll be dressed as deer. The hunters will be wearing some cool hunting gear." Chris explained as he showed the attire.
Okay so the "deer" will be:
rayo, ray -G
Rikki -B
Jared -G
Damien -B
Terra -G
Alexa -B
Breeze -G
Saphira -B
The "hunters" will be:
Mr. Fluffykins -G
Melisa -G
Gemz -G
Rayven -B
Sofie -B
Lisa -B
Jade -B
Lexi -B
The "deer" head into the woods for a head start.
Alright hunters, go bag some deer!
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"Okay so today tu guys are gonna be hunting with paintballs! You'll be hunting other campers who'll be dressed as deer. The hunters will be wearing some cool hunting gear." Chris explained as he showed the attire.
Okay so the "deer" will be:
rayo, ray -G
Rikki -B
Jared -G
Damien -B
Terra -G
Alexa -B
Breeze -G
Saphira -B
The "hunters" will be:
Mr. Fluffykins -G
Melisa -G
Gemz -G
Rayven -B
Sofie -B
Lisa -B
Jade -B
Lexi -B
The "deer" head into the woods for a head start.
Alright hunters, go bag some deer!
