Chris: Welcome to Total Drama YOLO. I am Chris and tu are the viewer! :D. **cricket** -_-. Anyway, today we will be traveling to the Mojave Desert! Our campers will be outrunning Chef. It’s like first season’s hide and seek, except it’s in a scorching hot desert! With a BUNCH of surprises. ;D. In this cheap culo plane, here are our campers!
Iris: **blushing, sitting siguiente to Noah**
Noah: Are tu blushing?
Iris: N-no. I’m just…kind of…nervous…
Noah: It’ll all be fine.
Madelyn: Gosh, I hope I don’t mess this challenge up.
Lia: tu won’t. I promise ^-^.
Marissa: So, Danny, are tu going to work with Timothy today?
Danny: ^//^. Noooo~~. He won’t want to work with me.
Girls: >_> Of course he will.
Danny: SHHH. He is in the other room. He will hear you!
Girls: **rolls their eyes**
Joey: Are we almost there? I am like…uberbored and this plane has NO wifi.
Riley: I wanna just get there already! :D. I am so ready for the siguiente challenge!
Jenny: Me too! Chris, are we almost there???
Leshawna: He won’t tell tu the truth.
Chris: We are here!
Luna: Um. We are still in the air.
Tyler: Knowing Chris, we will have to jump.
Chris: Exactly! tu will all have to share parachutes! ;D. **throws every other person a parachute**
Danny: **shoots a look at Marissa**
Marissa: …;).
Chris: PAIR UP!
Tyler: tu ready Luna?
Luna: No. >_<.
**Tyler and Luna jump out**
Isis: Ready, Riley?
Riley: READY! :D.
**Isis and Riley jump out**
Gwen: Come on, Leshawna.
Leshawna: Dear god.
**Gwen and Leshawna jump out**
Noah: I don’t know who to jump with.
Iris: :x. tu can jump with me…
Noah. Okay.
**Iris and Noah jump out**
Joey: Jenny?
Jenny: C’mon.
**Joey and Jenny jump out**
Madelyn: Lia, do tu want to jump to my death with me?
Lia: Sure! ^-^.
**Madelyn and Lia jump out**
Marissa: …I have no one to jump with.
Chris: Lucky you! You’re jumping SOLO! Get it? It rhymes with YOLO. **cricket** -_-. **pushes Marissa out**
Marissa: D: !!!!
Chris: Alright, lover boys. Go.
Danny: …
Timothy: O-Okay…
Danny: **Grabs Timothy’s hand** Let’s go.
Timothy: ^//^.
Chris: GO! **pushes them out**
Timothy: **screaming**
Danny: xD. **sees Lia** Look, Lia made it to the bottom! It must be almost over!
Timothy: **Doesn’t hear anything Danny says**
**on ground**
Chris: Did tu all enjoy that?
Jenny: NO. Look at my hair.
Joey: tu still look gorgeous.
Jenny: Thanks. What do tu think, Noah?
Noah: **dusts off shirt** tu look fine.
Iris: My hair is all messed up too…
Noah: Your hair looks pretty.
Iris: ^//^.
Chris: ON TO THE CHALLENGE. tu all are going to be playing Hide and Seek with Chef. ;D.
Gwen: We did this first season!!
Noah: Yeah! This is shit! We are in a desert, for crying out loud!
Chris: Too bad. Get in a good hiding place! Chef has 30 minutos to fine you!
Luna: **walks off** I don’t want to.
Chris: Fine. tu will be voted off.
Luna: **stops** No!
Chris: ALL OF YOU, HIDE.
**10 minutos later**
Chef: Ready o not, I’m going to get you. **looks to the right** -_-. **grabs Gwen**
Gwen: **dully** oh darn, tu got me.
Chef: Sit over there. **gestures to tent**
Gwen: Sweet! **sits**
Chef: **Sees Leshawna** Y’all aren’t even makin’ this fun. **runs to Leshawna and grabs her wrist**
Leshawna: **runs to sit with Gwen**
Chef: -_-.
Meanwhile:
Noah: **with Iris** So tu like lectura too?
Iris: Yeah, I amor it.
Noah. Me too. tu seem pretty cool, Iris.
Iris: ^//^. tu do too.
Luna: Tyler?
Tyler: Yes?
Luna: Do tu hear footsteps?
Tyler: Naw. I don’t hear anything but your voice.
Marissa: I really hope Chef doesn’t find me…:x. Footsteps…
Lia: Madelyn, this wasn’t a good hiding spot.
Madelyn: Sure it was! :D.
Lia: **looks around** Sitting in the sand?
Madelyn: Yup!
Chef: **appears behind Lia and Madelyn** Tag. You’re out.
Lia: >_<.
Madelyn: Whoops…
Riley: Isis, he will never find us here.
Isis: I hope not! That would suck because this is a really good hiding spot!
Riley: Unless he steps on us. Then that will hurt Dx.
Isis: Hope for the b-
Chef: **Steps on Isis** Hmmm…why is it so lumpy…? **looks down** Got you. **grabs Isis and leaves**
Riley: **sneezes** Shit.
Chef: **grabs Riley** Thanks.
Riley: Fuck.
Danny: Sooo…Timothy, what do tu like to do for fun?
Timothy: I-I read…
Danny: Really? Me too.
Timothy: ^//^.
Danny: Do I make tu nervous?
Timothy: Nuh-No…
Danny: **chuckles**
Chef: **hears Danny’s laughter** Gay boy.
Danny: **covers mouth**
Chef: **appears behind Danny** I got you, tu queer. **picks up Danny**
Timothy: D-Don’t call him that…
Chef: What? You’re queer too? Damn tu people. **picks up Timothy por the arm** Let’s go.
Danny: Get your fucking hands off of him. **grabs Timothy and walks toward the tent with him**
Chef: Damn queer. Now to find the others…
Joey: **kissing Jenny**
Jenny: Ohkay, we are going to have to stop. Chef might-
Chef: **grabs them** Young amor grosses me out.
Jenny: Yeah, well tu gross us out.
Joey: **chuckles**
Chef: Watch yourself.
Jenny: o what? You’ll hit us? I’ll reportar tu to the cops.
Joey: Yeah.
Chef: **pissed off** Get your stupid teenage asses back to the tent!
Luna: Tyler? I’m scared.
Tyler: Chill out, babe. We’ll be fine.
Chef: No tu won’t. **grabs Luna and Tyler** That’s the last two!
Chris: Actually, Iris and Noah are the last two. So they win. Your time is up.
Iris: **pops out of the sand** Noah, we won!
Noah: **pops out siguiente to her** Yes! **hugs her**
Iris: **blushes and hugs back**
Chris: Elimination time!
**on plane**
Chris: Since we are running low on time, we are going to be having the elimination here! **cricket** I just wanted another plane elimination! ;-;. **breaks down crying and runs off**
Chef: I’m taking over. Listen, tu snotty culo brats, I am sick of y’all. Especially Danny queer and his boyfriend.
Timothy: Stop calling him that…
Chef: o what?
Timothy: He isn’t my boyfriend…
Chef: Huh?
Timothy: JUST STOP OKAY? HE DIDN’T DO ANYTHING TO YOU!
Girls: Awwww!
Timothy: o_o **shuts mouth**
Danny: ^//^.
Jenny: Chef, no one actually likes you.
All: Yeah!
Marissa: …I don’t think tu should be the Chef…
Chef: Do tu think all of tu brats are going to get me fired? No. Anyway, your votos are cast. Gwen is going home.
Gwen: Finally.
Chef: Jump on out of here.
Gwen: **jumps out of plane**
Chef: I’m glad this día is over. I’m going to land now. **goes to the front**.
Riley: Well that was eventful.
Danny: …Yeah…Fuckin’ Chef…
Marissa: Danny? We need to talk later…
Danny: Agreed.
Timothy: **sighs and puts head down**
Lia and Madelyn: **comforts Timothy**
Isis: So…**to Riley** Are Danny and Timothy…?
Riley: **to Isis** Not yet. It’ll happen.
Iris: I can’t believe Chef.
Noah: Neither can I. And that is rare that I can’t believe him.
Leshawna: I’m the siguiente to go. I really don’t want to put up with Chef any longer.
Chris: **enters** I’m sorry…I was just-
Isis: Forget it, Chris. Chef already took out Gwen and hurt Timothy.
Chris: Oh…Okay…then…
**plane lands**
Danny: We are done here. **walks out of plane**
**all exit plane and go to their cabins**
**In boy’s cabin**
Tyler: That was odd. Danny tu gonna come out for a smoke?
Danny: Yeah, gimme a sec. **walks to Timothy** Thanks. **kisses his cheek and walks off**
Timothy: **turns beet red** ^//////^.
Danny: **gets out weed** Tyler, have tu ever tried smoking a weed?
Tyler: …**takes the weed** tu are going to get me in trouble for this.
Danny: Just take it and thank me.
Chris: How dramatic! What happens next???? Find out siguiente time on Total Drama YOLO!
I’m sorry for the really weird chapter, tu gaiz…>_>. I’m in an emotional mood :3.
Iris: **blushing, sitting siguiente to Noah**
Noah: Are tu blushing?
Iris: N-no. I’m just…kind of…nervous…
Noah: It’ll all be fine.
Madelyn: Gosh, I hope I don’t mess this challenge up.
Lia: tu won’t. I promise ^-^.
Marissa: So, Danny, are tu going to work with Timothy today?
Danny: ^//^. Noooo~~. He won’t want to work with me.
Girls: >_> Of course he will.
Danny: SHHH. He is in the other room. He will hear you!
Girls: **rolls their eyes**
Joey: Are we almost there? I am like…uberbored and this plane has NO wifi.
Riley: I wanna just get there already! :D. I am so ready for the siguiente challenge!
Jenny: Me too! Chris, are we almost there???
Leshawna: He won’t tell tu the truth.
Chris: We are here!
Luna: Um. We are still in the air.
Tyler: Knowing Chris, we will have to jump.
Chris: Exactly! tu will all have to share parachutes! ;D. **throws every other person a parachute**
Danny: **shoots a look at Marissa**
Marissa: …;).
Chris: PAIR UP!
Tyler: tu ready Luna?
Luna: No. >_<.
**Tyler and Luna jump out**
Isis: Ready, Riley?
Riley: READY! :D.
**Isis and Riley jump out**
Gwen: Come on, Leshawna.
Leshawna: Dear god.
**Gwen and Leshawna jump out**
Noah: I don’t know who to jump with.
Iris: :x. tu can jump with me…
Noah. Okay.
**Iris and Noah jump out**
Joey: Jenny?
Jenny: C’mon.
**Joey and Jenny jump out**
Madelyn: Lia, do tu want to jump to my death with me?
Lia: Sure! ^-^.
**Madelyn and Lia jump out**
Marissa: …I have no one to jump with.
Chris: Lucky you! You’re jumping SOLO! Get it? It rhymes with YOLO. **cricket** -_-. **pushes Marissa out**
Marissa: D: !!!!
Chris: Alright, lover boys. Go.
Danny: …
Timothy: O-Okay…
Danny: **Grabs Timothy’s hand** Let’s go.
Timothy: ^//^.
Chris: GO! **pushes them out**
Timothy: **screaming**
Danny: xD. **sees Lia** Look, Lia made it to the bottom! It must be almost over!
Timothy: **Doesn’t hear anything Danny says**
**on ground**
Chris: Did tu all enjoy that?
Jenny: NO. Look at my hair.
Joey: tu still look gorgeous.
Jenny: Thanks. What do tu think, Noah?
Noah: **dusts off shirt** tu look fine.
Iris: My hair is all messed up too…
Noah: Your hair looks pretty.
Iris: ^//^.
Chris: ON TO THE CHALLENGE. tu all are going to be playing Hide and Seek with Chef. ;D.
Gwen: We did this first season!!
Noah: Yeah! This is shit! We are in a desert, for crying out loud!
Chris: Too bad. Get in a good hiding place! Chef has 30 minutos to fine you!
Luna: **walks off** I don’t want to.
Chris: Fine. tu will be voted off.
Luna: **stops** No!
Chris: ALL OF YOU, HIDE.
**10 minutos later**
Chef: Ready o not, I’m going to get you. **looks to the right** -_-. **grabs Gwen**
Gwen: **dully** oh darn, tu got me.
Chef: Sit over there. **gestures to tent**
Gwen: Sweet! **sits**
Chef: **Sees Leshawna** Y’all aren’t even makin’ this fun. **runs to Leshawna and grabs her wrist**
Leshawna: **runs to sit with Gwen**
Chef: -_-.
Meanwhile:
Noah: **with Iris** So tu like lectura too?
Iris: Yeah, I amor it.
Noah. Me too. tu seem pretty cool, Iris.
Iris: ^//^. tu do too.
Luna: Tyler?
Tyler: Yes?
Luna: Do tu hear footsteps?
Tyler: Naw. I don’t hear anything but your voice.
Marissa: I really hope Chef doesn’t find me…:x. Footsteps…
Lia: Madelyn, this wasn’t a good hiding spot.
Madelyn: Sure it was! :D.
Lia: **looks around** Sitting in the sand?
Madelyn: Yup!
Chef: **appears behind Lia and Madelyn** Tag. You’re out.
Lia: >_<.
Madelyn: Whoops…
Riley: Isis, he will never find us here.
Isis: I hope not! That would suck because this is a really good hiding spot!
Riley: Unless he steps on us. Then that will hurt Dx.
Isis: Hope for the b-
Chef: **Steps on Isis** Hmmm…why is it so lumpy…? **looks down** Got you. **grabs Isis and leaves**
Riley: **sneezes** Shit.
Chef: **grabs Riley** Thanks.
Riley: Fuck.
Danny: Sooo…Timothy, what do tu like to do for fun?
Timothy: I-I read…
Danny: Really? Me too.
Timothy: ^//^.
Danny: Do I make tu nervous?
Timothy: Nuh-No…
Danny: **chuckles**
Chef: **hears Danny’s laughter** Gay boy.
Danny: **covers mouth**
Chef: **appears behind Danny** I got you, tu queer. **picks up Danny**
Timothy: D-Don’t call him that…
Chef: What? You’re queer too? Damn tu people. **picks up Timothy por the arm** Let’s go.
Danny: Get your fucking hands off of him. **grabs Timothy and walks toward the tent with him**
Chef: Damn queer. Now to find the others…
Joey: **kissing Jenny**
Jenny: Ohkay, we are going to have to stop. Chef might-
Chef: **grabs them** Young amor grosses me out.
Jenny: Yeah, well tu gross us out.
Joey: **chuckles**
Chef: Watch yourself.
Jenny: o what? You’ll hit us? I’ll reportar tu to the cops.
Joey: Yeah.
Chef: **pissed off** Get your stupid teenage asses back to the tent!
Luna: Tyler? I’m scared.
Tyler: Chill out, babe. We’ll be fine.
Chef: No tu won’t. **grabs Luna and Tyler** That’s the last two!
Chris: Actually, Iris and Noah are the last two. So they win. Your time is up.
Iris: **pops out of the sand** Noah, we won!
Noah: **pops out siguiente to her** Yes! **hugs her**
Iris: **blushes and hugs back**
Chris: Elimination time!
**on plane**
Chris: Since we are running low on time, we are going to be having the elimination here! **cricket** I just wanted another plane elimination! ;-;. **breaks down crying and runs off**
Chef: I’m taking over. Listen, tu snotty culo brats, I am sick of y’all. Especially Danny queer and his boyfriend.
Timothy: Stop calling him that…
Chef: o what?
Timothy: He isn’t my boyfriend…
Chef: Huh?
Timothy: JUST STOP OKAY? HE DIDN’T DO ANYTHING TO YOU!
Girls: Awwww!
Timothy: o_o **shuts mouth**
Danny: ^//^.
Jenny: Chef, no one actually likes you.
All: Yeah!
Marissa: …I don’t think tu should be the Chef…
Chef: Do tu think all of tu brats are going to get me fired? No. Anyway, your votos are cast. Gwen is going home.
Gwen: Finally.
Chef: Jump on out of here.
Gwen: **jumps out of plane**
Chef: I’m glad this día is over. I’m going to land now. **goes to the front**.
Riley: Well that was eventful.
Danny: …Yeah…Fuckin’ Chef…
Marissa: Danny? We need to talk later…
Danny: Agreed.
Timothy: **sighs and puts head down**
Lia and Madelyn: **comforts Timothy**
Isis: So…**to Riley** Are Danny and Timothy…?
Riley: **to Isis** Not yet. It’ll happen.
Iris: I can’t believe Chef.
Noah: Neither can I. And that is rare that I can’t believe him.
Leshawna: I’m the siguiente to go. I really don’t want to put up with Chef any longer.
Chris: **enters** I’m sorry…I was just-
Isis: Forget it, Chris. Chef already took out Gwen and hurt Timothy.
Chris: Oh…Okay…then…
**plane lands**
Danny: We are done here. **walks out of plane**
**all exit plane and go to their cabins**
**In boy’s cabin**
Tyler: That was odd. Danny tu gonna come out for a smoke?
Danny: Yeah, gimme a sec. **walks to Timothy** Thanks. **kisses his cheek and walks off**
Timothy: **turns beet red** ^//////^.
Danny: **gets out weed** Tyler, have tu ever tried smoking a weed?
Tyler: …**takes the weed** tu are going to get me in trouble for this.
Danny: Just take it and thank me.
Chris: How dramatic! What happens next???? Find out siguiente time on Total Drama YOLO!
I’m sorry for the really weird chapter, tu gaiz…>_>. I’m in an emotional mood :3.
Ryan: Hi John. c:
John: *waves*
Ryan: How do tu feel about the competition so far?
John: W-well...At first I thought I didn't have a chance at winning, but as I met friends here I felt más comfortable and knew I had a shot.
Ryan: Okie. Are tu and Miranda dating?
John: *blushes* No...we're just friends.
Ryan: Sure tu are...anyways our new co-host finally decided to mostrar up. Her name is Miranda Monroe.
*Miranda walks onto the set and seats herself in the asiento siguiente to Ryan*
Ryan: Yeah so that's our new co-host. ._.
We'll see más of her in the siguiente episode. Byez! :3
(Rushedddd. I haven't publicado an articulo in such a long time.)
John: *waves*
Ryan: How do tu feel about the competition so far?
John: W-well...At first I thought I didn't have a chance at winning, but as I met friends here I felt más comfortable and knew I had a shot.
Ryan: Okie. Are tu and Miranda dating?
John: *blushes* No...we're just friends.
Ryan: Sure tu are...anyways our new co-host finally decided to mostrar up. Her name is Miranda Monroe.
*Miranda walks onto the set and seats herself in the asiento siguiente to Ryan*
Ryan: Yeah so that's our new co-host. ._.
We'll see más of her in the siguiente episode. Byez! :3
(Rushedddd. I haven't publicado an articulo in such a long time.)
Age:16
City: Mayfield, New York
Fears: Bees, rejection
Bio: Bio: She's a very unique person, she acts like the tough girl but she's very shy at times. She has very useful skills in technology but she reads. She HATES Justin Bieber and Taylor Lautner but she loves Taylor rápido, swift and George Lopez. She doesn't like to act in public but when she's wth her friends and family she can be very very VERY dramatic. A Noah and Courtney obsesser, thank tu very much. And hidden in her locket is a picture of her and her grandmother. When crystal was 13 here grandmother died of murder por a drunk guy so that locket so that locket means a lot to her. Once she met her best friend, Delores, she has gotten over her grandmother very well.
Personality: She's very moody, can laugh easliy, likes to joke around, but hates to be wrong. When on here good side, she can be a lot of fun, but when she's mad o sad, she tends to be uhh violent.
Crush: Noah, Tyler
Enimies: Duncan, Gwen