August 8th, 2017
H: Yo, Mason :D
M: Hello, Hector
H: Man, I always tell tu >:(
H: It's HECTOR :D
M: Right. Sorry
M: Anyway, what can I do for you?
H: Checkin' out ya story :D
H: This is some good shit, my dude! :O
M: Oh, thank you
M: It's nothing really?
H: Nothing? :O
H: It's fuckin' EPIC! :D
M: Well thank tu very much
H: This UFO shot in Orlando is gonna be sick!
H: Didn't think UFO's were so common on their beaches
H: But it is Florida
M: Yeah
M: Me neither
H: Don't worry, my main man :D
H: The cash will be sent your way soon
H: Dine like a king tonight
H Ya earned it
M: I'll just stick to Subway sandwiches
H: That's kingly eatin!

December 12th, 2017
H: IM SO FUCKIN PISSED >:(
M: What's wrong, Hector?
H: HECTOR!
H: AND SOME FUCKIN' PUSSY TAGGED OUR ARTICLE!
M: What now?
H: CHECK IT!
H: On your articulo about the Beast of Tampa!
Comment: Uh, are tu fucking retarded? That's just a stray dog looking for scraps, that's not some monster. This is why I hate shitty fake news websites like this. That's why tu can't get a real news job and are stuck on back culo websites like this, Mason Williams.
H: UGH! I HATE TROLLS!
M: It's just some kid online
H: Well bad kids need spankings >:(
M: That's not my place to decide
H: It just gets on my fuckin nerves
M: Don't worry
M: The guy will probably leave us alone soon
H: Mmmm!
H: I guess you're not wrong

January 23rd 2018
H: Sick work with that news story on the rata Man, Mason :D
M: Yeah, I guess
M: hola Hector
H: -_-
M: HECTOR
H: Proceed
M: Do tu actually believe in this stuff?
H: Hell yeah
H: This shit's crazy
H: I once saw this lady who could fly in the sky
H: tu know what that was?
M: Witchcraft?
H: Fuckin' no XD
H: An alien messenger
H: But people are too fuckin' retarded to see it for themselves
H: But tu and me, Mason
H: We've got our third eye open :O
H: That's why you're my favorito! journalist on Enigma :)
M: I'm your only journalist
H: Details, details XD
H: Hey, how about a bonus for this one?
M: Seriously?
H: Yeah
H: But don't tell the other workers, okay?
H: This is between us XD
M: Oh, sure

February 7th 2018
H: hola Mason?
H: What's your favorito! video game?
M: Huh?
M: tu don't usually discuss things much outside of business
H: Answer the pregunta er I'll kill ya >:(
M: Okay, okay
M: If I had to think about it
M: Probably Chrono Trigger?
H: Ew -_-
H: I don't like that kiddy shit. Bores the fuck outta me
H: I can't stand it when people go for the obvious NEN-TEN-DOH choice
M: tu asked!
M: And it's por Square
H: JK
H: Joking, Mason XD
H: I was just asking because
H: Well, I think Killer7 estola my heart?
M: Killer7?
M: I never played it before. Never could without spending so much
H: Mod it, faggot XD
M: I thought we agreed never to say that word
H: Sorry
H: I just like it, okay
H: It's got this atmosphere to it
H: So sleek
H: So stylish
H: And nothing like a downer ending
H: There's nothing I enjoy más than an ending where everyone is just miserable por the end of it
M: I don't follow
H: Ya know what I mean, right?
H: It's más grounded in reality
H: Life is a downer
H: We all die
H: We all suffer
H: Your friends and family leave tu eventually, one way o another
H: And tu just wonder what the point is
H: Just to give it up
H: JK XD
H: tu know I like to fuck with ya :D
H: But only love
M: Yeah
M: Right
M: I can't stand depressing stuff
M: I try to be happy as often as I can and make others happy around me, ya know
H: Aw, come on, we all got tragedy in our lives
H: All my family died in a mass shooting
M: Oh, I'm sorry to hear that
H: I'm joking, por the way
H: But I swear it happened
M: I don't know what to think about tu some time
H: What about you?
H: Ever experience tragedy?
H: tu can even lie about it too, if ya want
M: Well...
M: My parents passed away
H: Pfff XD
H: I just dicho that
H: Come on, man
H: Get creative
H: Come on
H: Don't leave me hanging
H: Mason?
H: Mason???
H: Mason, as your boss, I demand a response >:(
H: Mason?!
H: MASON!
H: Mason, if tu don't pick up, I'm gonna cry <:(
H: Mason?
H: Please
H: :(

February 8th 2018
M: What is wrong with u?
H: Mason, you're back :D
M: No, this is Sammy
H: Sammy?
M: Samantha?
M: His friend?
H: Oh, right. Flapjack Titties XD
M: Are u fukin' retarded?
H: Mayhaps ;)
M: U don't joke about his parents, got it?!
H: But it was all in good fun :(
H: Are tejo mad at me?
M: Listen, asshole!
M: His parents really did die!
H: Oh
H: I'm sorry, lol
M: Are tu fucking kidding me?!
H: Sorry :(
M: Is this all a joke to you!?
H: I'm sorry :(
H: Really :(
H: I didn't know :(
M: If tu ever do that again, I'll fucking kill you!
H: I'm really sorry
M: Whatever!

February 9th 2018
M: HECTOR, I am so sorry. I don't know what Sammy was thinking
H: It's fine, Mason :D
H: I'm really sorry about what happened
M: It's fine. tu didn't know
M: Sammy just gets protective some times
H: I understand
H: With no boobies of her own, she needs to let her frustration out on someone XD
M: Uh...
H: Sorry. Not the time :P
M: My tits are B size, u dumb fuk
H: Hi, Sammy :D
H: And if they ain't Double D, they ain't for me
M: I'm sorry for her interjection again
H: No worries :D
H: I amor me a good laugh XD

March 18th 2018
H: MASON! >:(
M: What is it?
H: tu dicho the troll would fuck off after a few months!?
M: He's stubborn, that's for sure
H: Look at it!
Comment: Mason Williams, at it again with his inane faggotry! That's not a UFO, that's a fucking frisbee tu tossed in the air. You're such a fucking loser, man. Kill yourself
H: He even used the F word
H: Your people's word
M: It's just a word
H: A bad word! >:(
H: We don't want that fucking language in this house >:(
M: Don't worry about it
H: Don't worry about it?! >:(
H: I wish trolls would just get fucking shot sometimes
H: If we could execute trolls the same way we do pedophiles and serial killers, the world would be a better place?
M: Isn't that a bit extreme?
H: No >:(
M: Look, just ignore him
M: He's one guy, Hector. He'll go away eventually
H: Not soon enough -_-

July 26th 2018
H: Jesus, Mason
H: This news story about the camioneta, van is más grim than I thought
M: Yeah, even for me
M: Not sure what it was that caused that
M: But it was definitely something odd?
M: I'm used to having a reason for things happening, but this is something else
H: Oh, Mason
H: Poor child
H: I shall enlighten you
H: topo people
M: Pardon?
H: topo people, Mason! :O
H: Came from the ground
H: And destroyed the van
H: And left without a trace
M: But there's no topo holes
H: THE MASTER HAS SPOKEN!
M: Okay, okay

December 25th, 2018
H: Mewwy Cwishmas, Wason
M: Please refrain from talking like that
H: Sorry.
H: Any big holiday plans
M: Not really
M: Sammy and I were probably gonna grab some cine after she came back from the gas station and just watch those
H: Ha, lame!
H: tu should dedicate that rent fee to purchasing that dank cush!
H: I can send some over in a coffee can for ya as a navidad gift
M: Appreciate it, but Sammy and I don't smoke
H: Lame
M: Hold on, boss. There's a knockin' on my van
H: Probably the Wet Bandits XD
M: Don't say that. Now I'm paranoid.
M: I'll talk to tu later, HECTOR
H: Right. Peace in :D

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