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posted by ThatDamnLlama
Top 20 Dwight Schrute Quotes:

1. When my mother was pregnant with me, they did an ultrasound and found she was having twins. When they did another ultrasound a few weeks later, they discovered that I had adsorbed the other fetus. Do I regret this? No, I believe his tissue has made me stronger. I now have the strength of a grown man and a little baby.
2. I am faster than 80% of all snakes.
3. I don’t care what Jim says, that is not Benjamin Franklin. I am 99% sure.
4. I don’t believe you, continue.
5. Reject a woman, and she will never let it go. One of the many defects of their kind. Also,...
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There’s Newfoundland and Labrador,
Saskatchewan, Ontario,
Quebec, Alberta, Manitoba,
New Brunswick and Nova Scotia.

Prince Edward Island’s very small,
but British Columbia tops them all!

[And that's where Vancouver is.]

But… before I finish up my story,
tu should know the territories.

There are only three so I’ll be quick,
the Yukon, Northwest, and Nunavut.

If tu want to have a ball,
there’s Saskatoon and Montreal.

And if tu want to pack your sacks,
we’ll be going off the Halifax.

And if you’re looking for a wife,
be sure to visit Yellowknife.

NATURAL RESOURCES!

Perennial geraniums,
nickel–think uranium,
are filling up my cranium,
the exports that they boast.

Keep going? No? Ingrates.
posted by chel1395
 Trish Gates
Trish Gates
After lectura ANOTHER articulo that hints at Kevin Malone's fiancee, Stacy, not existing, I have decided to prove to the world that not only does she exist, we've seen her. Several times. First of all, the actress who plays her is named Trish Gates. Trish has starred in four Office episodes, however her scenes in "The Dundies" were cut from the original episode. tu can see her in "The Dundies" deleted scene where Kevin points out that he brought his fiancee. She is also seen briefly in "Email Surveillance" at Jim's party. We don't see her again until Season 3 in "Phyllis's Wedding." Then, we get another brief glimpse of her in "Cocktails" when the office staff is at Poor Richard's Bar. And then, of course, there is the fact that Kevin brought Stacy's daughter, April, to work in "Take Your Daughter to Work Day." I ask anyone who thinks that Stacy is a figment of Kevin's imagination to please watch the episodes mentioned above. Thank tu and good night :)
 Stacy and Kevin at Phyllis's wedding
Stacy and Kevin at Phyllis's wedding
posted by 75Claudia
Jim: Michael has asked Pam and me to cena at least 9 times. And every time we’ve been able to get out of it. But I’ve got to give him credit, he got me. Because I’m starting to suspect that there was no assignment from corporate.

That was the first laugh for me. Poor Jim was caught off guard. Michael was very much Michael when he faked the call to corporate. I find it funny that Kevin and Creed seem to buy it without question. lol

This was a great come back episode though I am not sure that I was left wanting más because it was so long since the last episode o because it was such a...
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jenna fischer
Jenna Fischer
From our first glimpse of her, sitting in reception, Jenna Fischer has portrayed the demure and put-upon Pam Beasley with style, wit and grace. We fell in amor with her over the first two seasons, but it was in the third that she really shone. From the first episode, as Pam struggled to adjust to her new life as a single girl and a life without Jim, we saw the shy receptionist grow into a confidant woman. While she was exceptional at all times in the third season, there are a few moments where she really proved what an amazing actress she is.

 Pam realizes Karen and Jim are dating
Pam realizes Karen and Jim are dating
Just one...
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link Review por Connie Norberg

Kevin Malone begins our hilarious episode with his “Kevins Famous Chili” as he walks into the building with his very big pot of homemade chili. With the elevators out of order, he is forced to walk the chili all the way to the office. Unfortunately, he doesn’t make it far before it spills onto the carpeted floor. So he looks around for something to scoop it up with and put back into the pot. Using 2 folders, he slops the now contaminated chili back into the pot, while falling directly into the spill; his suit is covered in chili.

Meanwhile, Michael Scott holds...
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Angela Martin is pretty much my favorito! character. As a die-hard Office fan I amor every single character but Angela comes out on top. I know a lot of tu are big fans of Jim, Dwight, and the other "main characters" of the show. So, I am just going to mostrar some reasons why Angela is awesome.

She is one of those that tu would just hate if tu actually knew her.
Okay, this is my worst reason but it works. Obviously, many of the Office characters are
like this. But that's what make those characters hilarious. If I knew an Angela I would probably not be escritura why she was awesome. So, yeah...
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I always considered myself a different kind of girl. Mostly because I always got treated differently, por my family, por my peers and even my teachers. When I was younger, I always felt like the outsider; the one no one would ever listen to o understand, always ignored, always picked last for a game, ridiculed in anything I dicho and did, with no one ever giving me a chance to mostrar my full potential.

I was the odd one. I was a black sheep. I know a thing o two about how it feels to be the butt of a joke, being at the mercy of those people called “popular” and “normal”. Too bad all those...
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ON THE COVER: Amy Ryan
November 2, 2008

In this week’s Page Six Magazine – Amy Ryan talks about what it takes to be famous and how a guest stint on The Office may be just what the actress needs to catapult her to stardom – and allow her to live happily ever after.

On her role in The Office:
“I think it’s one of the funniest shows on TV. I felt so lucky to go [to work and] laugh my head off. I’ve been guaranteed to screw up at least three takes a day, ruining my makeup in the process por crying with laughter – that’s now funny the cast is.”

On being ready for the spotlight:
“I...
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posted by jameswilson
This isn't a wordy articulo as much as it's just a little collection of pictures from the past seasons. I'm not going into my what I like and don't like about the changes Pam has gone through throughout the mostrar (some I really like and some I don't so much), but it's cool to look back either way!
Things to note: her hair, makeup, clothes - plus the background and location of the interviews! It's fun to see the different set ups throughout the years!

My final three comments:
1) I hope tu enjoy
2) Pam's the best
3) Comments/thoughts welcomed!
 "Pilot" 1x01
"Pilot" 1x01
 "The Dundies" 2x01
"The Dundies" 2x01
 "Gay Witch Hunt" 3x01
"Gay Witch Hunt" 3x01
 "Fun Run" 4x01
"Fun Run" 4x01
 "Weight Loss" 5x01
"Weight Loss" 5x01
 "Gossip" 6x01
"Gossip" 6x01
 "Nepotism" 7x01
"Nepotism" 7x01
 "The List" 8x01
"The List" 8x01
This is a completely factual and accurate genealogical account of the Schrute family line. It is based on first hand information from Dwight Kurt Schrute, obtained during the filming of a documentary. The names, dates, locations and all other information may be made up, but the rest is the absolute truth.
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Effie Margaret Elderstein was the only child of wealthy German factory owners. She was a quiet and plain young woman, who had many suitors, but little interest in any of them. When...
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I know this writer's strike is devastating to most fans of The Office as it means that production for the 4th season has been shut down, but it is important that the writers of such an amazing mostrar are fairly compensated for their talent.

NBC has episodes of The Office on their website for free (but with ads) and on DVD. However, the writers aren't paid for these massive sales.

Most of tu are probably vowing to never buy another DVD o watch another free episode, and that does help, but what I think we should all do is write in to the people who are keeping us from watching one of the best shows...
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posted by powerhour
Hello Office fans!

I just finished up making an Office: Power hora video. What is a power hora tu may ask? It's 60 shots of cerveza in an hour. For a video power hora such as this, there are 60 one minuto clips from the Office seasons 1-6. After each clip, a screen is shown to remind tu to drink the shot of beer. por the end, tu should have drank between 5 to 7 beers depending how full tu fill your shot glass. Pretty simple, eh?

So grab some friends, some beer, the video, and a shot glass for each person playing. Fill your shot glass with cerveza and prepare to play. Further directions are outlined at the beginning of the video.

Because the Office is copyrighted, I obviously can't just post this anywhere - which is why it's a torrent. If tu don't know how to use bittorrent, google it. If tu do, please proceed to my site to find the enlaces to download. Don't forget to seed please!


www.happypowerhouring.com


From one fan to another, hope tu enjoy.
 Gallery Form - Best For Finding A Particular Scene
Gallery Form - Best For Finding A Particular Scene
The following is a lista of websites where tu can find The Office screencaps.

For those unfamiliar with the terms found below: "Gallery Form" means the site has publicado their screencaps in a form where tu can view all of the trofeos without downloading (see image on right), but if tu want to save an image, tu must do so one por one. "Zip File Form" means the site has saved all the screencaps in one file and tu can download them all to your computer. The Gallery Form works best if tu are just looking for one specific scene. The screencaps listed as "HDTV" were capped in high definition and are...
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 Dwight, my favorito! character
Dwight, my favorite character
As we all know the office is one of the funniest shows in televisión (if not the funniest) I decided to make a parte superior, arriba 10 of my favorito! characters. por the way this is from 1 being my favorito! and 10 being my least favorito! of the ten.

1. Dwight
Dwight believes everything anyone says and takes everyone really seriously when it's clearly a joke. As well I like how he is a super nerd. Nerds are just funny to me for some reason.
2. Andy
Although Dwight is amargo, amargos enemy with Andy and I did hate how he got rid of Dwight but I still amor how he can make awesome catchphrase for example dawsome,Beer me,sorry...
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Ah Ha! I was taking screen shots of the Diversity día episode and I found the Dunder Mifflin Mission Satement on an easel in the background when Kevin is imitating the Chris Rock routine. I may be the only one who finds this interesting, but I made out what it said! The following is the official Dunder Mifflin Mission Statement!

Mission Statement
Dunder Mifflin Incorporated provides its customers quality office and information technology products, furniture, printing values and the expertise required for making informed buying decisions. We provide out products and services with a dedication to the highest degree of integrity and quality of customer satisfaction, developing long-term professional relationships with employees that develop pride, creating a stable working environment and company spirit.
Summary: In ‘Night Out’ we heard that Michael has been going on some really bad dates, but we didn’t get to see them. Thankfully, I happen to know one of the cameramen and he let me watch footage from three of Michael’s dates. The following is a transcription of the video for your lectura pleasure. :D

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DATE #1

(Michael is standing outside Poor Richards)

Michael: (to the camera) So, this is my first real fecha since Jan and I broke up. Her name is Helen and she’s the daughter...
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Update: Some of tu may have missed it, but the winners of the contest were publicado last week in the comments. They are:
Haiku Category: moradik1
Limerick Category: WorshipDwight
All-Around Office Poet: Temptasia
(we were able to offer a 3rd prize!)

Details of the winners are found below in the comentarios section.

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Hey all tu Office fans. With the release of the Season 3 DVD set and the coming one-hour premiere of Season 4 on link, we thought it would be fun to hold a little contest. What better way to celebrate the witty, profound...
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posted by yoyoder
So, I know all tu guys know all this stuff but I had to write a paper in English about something misceláneo and I was like The Office! So I'm just putting this up here for fun and this spot is going pretty slow and all the artículos are old anyway.

The Office is a mockumentary, which means it acts like a documentary with the cameramen being a real presence in the show, but the episodes are still scripted and have actors. It focuses on the company Dunder Mifflin that sells paper, and más specifically on the workers at the Scranton branch. One of the reasons The Office is so great is how tu could...
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posted by sandyboard93
On the foros I have been hearing a lot of anti-James Gunn comments. Yes, we all know John Krasinski is a lot cuter than James Gunn and yes, it would be very cute if John and Jenna were indeed dating. But in reality James and Jenna have been together for a long time and it would be unrealistic to have hopes that Jenna will divorce the dork an go for the hunk.

James Gunn and Jenna Fischer have been happily married since fall of 2000, about a año before Jenna even started working with John. I think what most people are missing here is that actors DO have lives other than the lives in their hit...
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