*In case tu don't remember, Chaff is one of Haymitch's best friends and was one of the tributes in the 75th Hunger Games*
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Haymitch Abernathy perfil Page
Name: Can't remember.
Age: Have no idea.
Home: Somewhere in North America.
Current location: In a dumpster.
Interested in: Drinking and sleeping.
In a relationship: Keep my options open.
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Effie Trinket: January 24th 18:09PM
'Keep your options open'? For what? It's not like someone will take a guy who's constantly drunk like you.
Haymitch Abernathy: January 24th 18:11PM
Ah, Effie. Always knows how to make a guy suffer.
Chaff: January 24th 18:12PM
That's what women are best at.
- Haymitch Abernathy, Gale Hawthorne and Cato The Sexy Buffalo Like this.
Effie Trinket: January 24th 18:13PM
How can tu even write on the computer, Chaff? tu only have one arm.
Chaff: January 24th 18:16PM
One letter at a time, babe. One letter at a time.
Katniss Everdeen: January 24th 18:17PM
I bet tu were drunk while escritura your profile, Haymitch.
Haymitch Abernathy: January 24th 18:19PM
tu know me so well.
Effie Trinket: January 24th 18:20PM
Oh please, I bet he's drunk right now.
Haymitch Abernathy: January 24th 18:24PM
*Giggle* *Hiccup* Banana!
Effie Trinket: January 24th 18:25PM
Told you.
Cato The Sexy Buffalo: January 24th 18:26PM
What are tu doing in a dumpster?
Haymitch Abernathy: January 24th 18:26PM
I'm baking a cake.
Cato The Sexy Buffalo: January 24th 18:26PM
?
Haymitch Abernathy: January 24th 18:27PM
Yeah, this sentence doesn't have the same effect without the sarcastic tone.
Gale Hawthorne: January 24th 18:28PM
But there aren't any dumpsters in District Twelve.
Haymitch Abernathy: January 24th 18:29PM
So how come I'm lying in a place filled with garbage?
Katniss Everdeen: January 24th 18:30PM
Ahh, Haymitch? That's your garden.
Haymitch Abernathy: January 24th 18:33PM
*looks around* Oh. Right. Hey, I can see tu staring at me through your window! *Waving enthusiastically*
Katniss Everdeen: January 24th 18:34PM
Yeah… That's Peeta.
- Gale Hawthorne, Cato The Sexy Buffalo, Chaff and Effie Trinket Like this.
Haymitch Abernathy: January 24th 18:35PM
Oh. He really needs to cut his hair. It's starting to get confusing.
- Gale Hawthorne and Cato The Sexy Buffalo Like this.
Effie Trinket: January 24th 18:37PM
tu should really stop drinking.
Haymitch Abernathy: January 24th 18:39PM
And tu should really stop wearing those hideous clothes of yours. tu look like a circus freak on drugs.
- Katniss Everdeen, Gale Hawthorne, Chaff and Cato The Sexy Buffalo Like this.
Effie Trinket: January 24th 18:40PM
See how bad he treats me! I don't understand why people think it's a good idea to pair us up in fanfiction.
Chaff: January 24th 18:41PM
At least people write about you! I don't even think people know who I am! *sob sob*
Effie Trinket: January 24th 18:42PM
There there.
Haymitch Abernathy: January 24th 18:44PM
Why is this monkey walking towards me?
Katniss Everdeen: January 24th 18:45PM
That's Greasy Sae.
Haymitch Abernathy: January 24th 18:47PM
Oh. She really needs to shave.
Cato The Sexy Buffalo: January 24th 18:48PM
tu know, now I'm curious. I want to know what Greasy Sae looks like!
Gale Hawthorne: January 24th 18:48PM
No, tu don't. Believe me.
Katniss Everdeen: January 24th 18:49PM
Gale! That's really not nice of you!
Gale Hawthorne: January 24th 18:50PM
I'm just bad like that. *wink wink*
Katniss Everdeen: January 24th 18:52PM
*blink blink*
Haymitch Abernathy: January 24th 18:55PM
... ejfoajf … afhoaifa … laihfah … HARRY POTTER! … jwopaod ...
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Haymitch Abernathy perfil Page
Name: Can't remember.
Age: Have no idea.
Home: Somewhere in North America.
Current location: In a dumpster.
Interested in: Drinking and sleeping.
In a relationship: Keep my options open.
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muro muro muro muro muro muro muro muro WALL
Effie Trinket: January 24th 18:09PM
'Keep your options open'? For what? It's not like someone will take a guy who's constantly drunk like you.
Haymitch Abernathy: January 24th 18:11PM
Ah, Effie. Always knows how to make a guy suffer.
Chaff: January 24th 18:12PM
That's what women are best at.
- Haymitch Abernathy, Gale Hawthorne and Cato The Sexy Buffalo Like this.
Effie Trinket: January 24th 18:13PM
How can tu even write on the computer, Chaff? tu only have one arm.
Chaff: January 24th 18:16PM
One letter at a time, babe. One letter at a time.
Katniss Everdeen: January 24th 18:17PM
I bet tu were drunk while escritura your profile, Haymitch.
Haymitch Abernathy: January 24th 18:19PM
tu know me so well.
Effie Trinket: January 24th 18:20PM
Oh please, I bet he's drunk right now.
Haymitch Abernathy: January 24th 18:24PM
*Giggle* *Hiccup* Banana!
Effie Trinket: January 24th 18:25PM
Told you.
Cato The Sexy Buffalo: January 24th 18:26PM
What are tu doing in a dumpster?
Haymitch Abernathy: January 24th 18:26PM
I'm baking a cake.
Cato The Sexy Buffalo: January 24th 18:26PM
?
Haymitch Abernathy: January 24th 18:27PM
Yeah, this sentence doesn't have the same effect without the sarcastic tone.
Gale Hawthorne: January 24th 18:28PM
But there aren't any dumpsters in District Twelve.
Haymitch Abernathy: January 24th 18:29PM
So how come I'm lying in a place filled with garbage?
Katniss Everdeen: January 24th 18:30PM
Ahh, Haymitch? That's your garden.
Haymitch Abernathy: January 24th 18:33PM
*looks around* Oh. Right. Hey, I can see tu staring at me through your window! *Waving enthusiastically*
Katniss Everdeen: January 24th 18:34PM
Yeah… That's Peeta.
- Gale Hawthorne, Cato The Sexy Buffalo, Chaff and Effie Trinket Like this.
Haymitch Abernathy: January 24th 18:35PM
Oh. He really needs to cut his hair. It's starting to get confusing.
- Gale Hawthorne and Cato The Sexy Buffalo Like this.
Effie Trinket: January 24th 18:37PM
tu should really stop drinking.
Haymitch Abernathy: January 24th 18:39PM
And tu should really stop wearing those hideous clothes of yours. tu look like a circus freak on drugs.
- Katniss Everdeen, Gale Hawthorne, Chaff and Cato The Sexy Buffalo Like this.
Effie Trinket: January 24th 18:40PM
See how bad he treats me! I don't understand why people think it's a good idea to pair us up in fanfiction.
Chaff: January 24th 18:41PM
At least people write about you! I don't even think people know who I am! *sob sob*
Effie Trinket: January 24th 18:42PM
There there.
Haymitch Abernathy: January 24th 18:44PM
Why is this monkey walking towards me?
Katniss Everdeen: January 24th 18:45PM
That's Greasy Sae.
Haymitch Abernathy: January 24th 18:47PM
Oh. She really needs to shave.
Cato The Sexy Buffalo: January 24th 18:48PM
tu know, now I'm curious. I want to know what Greasy Sae looks like!
Gale Hawthorne: January 24th 18:48PM
No, tu don't. Believe me.
Katniss Everdeen: January 24th 18:49PM
Gale! That's really not nice of you!
Gale Hawthorne: January 24th 18:50PM
I'm just bad like that. *wink wink*
Katniss Everdeen: January 24th 18:52PM
*blink blink*
Haymitch Abernathy: January 24th 18:55PM
... ejfoajf … afhoaifa … laihfah … HARRY POTTER! … jwopaod ...