When I Read Rick's Cliffhanger (AKA: Life Ruiner)

Alright, where the Hades is Percy? Anybody got any ideas? Oh, I do....I forgot. Alright, without further ado, articulo number 12 in the H of O articulo series.

First lets start with places that he isn't in.

Camp Half-Blood. Well duh! Why would they be looking for him if he was already there? I don't see Mr D. locking him in the attic at the Big House...maybe turning him into a shrub, but not hiding him away...he might get más years added to his sentance for that.

Olympus. Nope. He would've already been found. I can safely assume that were he in Olympus the Gods would've sensed him and sent him...

I think I'm going crazy. I see the weirdest things, and no one else seems to notice them. That o their really good actors. I've seen a cheerleader with one bronze leg, and one donkey leg chasing a guy with an naranja t camisa, camiseta while shouting things that sound suspiciously like something my social studies teacher might say.

Or another time, i was sitting on a playa chair at the playa close to where I live, and this guy in shirts and a hawaiian camisa, camiseta just walks out of the ocean. Totally dry and normal looking. And then he winked at me. Either the worlds greatest magic trick, o something was seriously...

"Hey" Jason dicho as he walked twords me from cabina 1. his eyes, for some reason today, were glowing brighter blue than ever.
But its ok, cause i amor it.
"ive been wanting to mostrar tu something" He said. He looked me in the eyes, and smiled at me. "Cmon Pipes, i promice youll like it."
Now, i dont usually let many people call me Pipes. Really, that is what my dad calls me, ever since i was little. But Jason is different, and i really like him, so i let him. "Oh, alright. Where are we going?" i dicho calmly. "To a special place, a place for tu and me." he slowly wrapped his fingers around mine,...

Just for the genuinely confused readers out there: Percy's missing. I'll wait a few minutos for tu to stop hyperventilating...

Okay, new kid knows what's going on, the rest of tu should be okay with this.

Now, what the Hades happened?

Well seeing as we're talking about demigods here: anything. As far as we know, he could've been taken por a breed of evil cubcake-aliens. Okay, maybe not, but there are a few ways.

1. This is the most obvious, and we've all picked it up. He was, wait for it, wait for it... Kidnapped! Um-hm, por who? buscar me, I don't know.


2. He went back to Ogyjia!

Okay, I'll...