I am 37 in human years but 17 in goat years
I am a sytar
My full name is Grover Alexander Underwood
My best friends are Percy Jackson and Annabeth Chasse
My girlfriends name is Jupinier
My favorito! foods and enchilatas and soda cans
My favorito! color is green because it reminds me of the earth before nasty humans trashed it
My favorito! pkace is either Camp Half-Blood o Lake Placid... their are some hot naids their but dont tell Jupiner that... she would kill me
I DO NOT LIKE UNDERGROUND PLACES
My favorito! book is the book of nature
My enemie is Peter Rabbit... he is a total jerk
I am now one o the cloven elders
I saw Pan with my own eyes but sadly I watched him fade with my own eyes
I hate Cyclopses (except for Tyson)
I almost go married to a Cyclops
I used to be a prtector that is how I met Percy, Annabeth, Thalia, Nico, Travis, and Conner
Some people dicho that i was not going to turn out to be anything and that I should get my tap shoes ready but look at me now
I amor cans i hate meat
I faint a lot
I amor flowers
I have faced some of the most dangerous monsters on the earth
If tu want to learn anything else about me just leave a comentario below and I will answer as quickly as I can
Pessimism, the key to not being disappointed.
Before I start, note that I am being serious. However, whether tu want to take it seriously o not is up to you.
It has come to my attention that everyone is really REALLY excited for the Son of Neptune. Now, tu guys must be thinking that this is a good thing. Well, it's not. Let me explain por telling tu a story:
One day, a little boy was walking down the calle when he saw an ice cream truck coming towards him. Excited, he runs toward it, screaming for it to stop for him. However, he slips and falls, so the driver never saw him and he gets run over por the truck and dies. The end.
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It has come to my attention that everyone is really REALLY excited for the Son of Neptune. Now, tu guys must be thinking that this is a good thing. Well, it's not. Let me explain por telling tu a story:
One day, a little boy was walking down the calle when he saw an ice cream truck coming towards him. Excited, he runs toward it, screaming for it to stop for him. However, he slips and falls, so the driver never saw him and he gets run over por the truck and dies. The end.
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