Ways to tick off a PJ fan.
This is my list, what’s yours?
1/ When tu see a group of PJ fan talking ‘bout him, pretend to registrarse them and say: “Oh, tu guys talk ‘bout Peter Jackson, the director of King Kong and LOTR? Oh…oh, I so amor him!”
2/ Ask your PJ fanboy/girl friend which Greek god he/she hates most (4 example, Poseidon), then say: “Oh, oh, there’s a small blue trident above your head. Mr.P’s your daddy!! He’s claimed you!!!”
3/ Tell him/her that tu heard Kronos speaking in your dreams and he asked tu to kill all demigods (fake o real) tu know.
4/Tell them that HP is better than PJ because he has a scar!
5/ Compare PJ with HP and Twilight Saga each time tu meet a fan.
6/Tell the fans that R.R should back to school and learn how to write o about Greek Myths.
7/ Tell them that R.R just announced on his blog that he will drop out THO and will never write about Greek demigods anymore.
8/ Spread the rumours that PJ will die in the new series.
9/ Tell the fans that PJ is a bad grandkid since he beat his granddad, Kronos.
10/ Try to convince the fans that PJ rip HP off!
11/ Say bad words to PJ when tu go to the sea with a PJ fan.
12/ Tell them PJ is a traitor, because he eats…seafood!! (Although tu have absolutely no idea if he does o not.)
13/ Tell them that R.R has no orginal bones since he rip off the Greek Myths and Egyptian Myths (Yeah, PJ and the entire THO series based on those, right?) And maybe one día he will rip off the Norse Myths o Chinese Myths o Vietnamese Myths o maybe Stories about aliens from space!!!
14/ Instead of calling him PJ, use the word “Seaweed hero” when tu talk to a fan.
15/ When tu eat seaweed with a fan, say this. “Uhm, Yum, this Percy is so…delicious!”
16/ Tell a crazy fan of PJ (who also thinks him/herself a demigod) that tu saw a monster looking adelante, hacia adelante to eating him/her.
17/ Take him/her for a stroll after a like-cat-and-dog rain to see if he/she keep staring at the rainbow, waiting, calling Iris name to talk to PJ. Remember to take a picture!
18/ Tell a die hard fan of PJ libros (and hate the movie) that tu just amor the movie so much that tu think it should win an Oscar for Best Picture of the year, also Best Achievement in Directing (Best Director) for Chris Columbus.
19/ Tell another die hard fan that tu idolize Mr. Chris Columbus and are waiting for the siguiente PJ movie which is (hopefully) as good as the 1st one, por him too, of course.
20/ Tell them that tu wonder if PJ (or his immortal father) has resonsibility for making the world floods?
21/ Tell the fans who is waiting for TLO that Percy actually wasn’t missing as they thought. He just…ran away to find another girlfriend (that mean he doesn’t amor Annabeth anymore).
22/ Tell the fans that tu have read the newest vol of THO series before them and then tease them with some made up stories.
23/ registrarse a fan discussion then say. “Oh, I amor Percy, especially when he…stole the Helm of Invisiblity then use it as a cool casco to drive to Hollywood.” o some other making up stories like that.
24/ Just say, “Percy sucks, he beat my favorito! character, Kronos.”
25/ Tell them you’ve just found the location of Camp Half-Blood then lead them to japón o VietNam, perhaps Himalaya will help (none of which of course, has Camp Half-Bood o Pure Blood).
26/ Tell them tu have the secret card of the lift to go up straight to Mount Olympus and ask them for big bucks to give the card.
27/ Tell them that Mount Olympus has moved to their country and give them a making up direction to that fake mountain.
28/ Tell them that their evil teacher is a bloodsucking monster that is hungry for them.
29/ Tell them that the 2nd PJ movie is shooting. And the place is near their home. So they will go there and attack the filmakers who have ruined their PJ image.
30/ Convince them to registrarse a PJ club online which turns out later to be a PJ anti-fanclub.
Hope tu guys like my article.
If those ways above do tick tu off, then I'm success. Hey, hey, it's just for fun. Wait, wait, don't hit me. Oh, tomatoes, so sweet. Oh, no, tomatoes thrown por tu destroyed my face. MY BEAUTIFUL FACE!!! Daddy!!! Mommmy!!! Help! The PJ fans are hungry for my flesh!!!
This is my list, what’s yours?
1/ When tu see a group of PJ fan talking ‘bout him, pretend to registrarse them and say: “Oh, tu guys talk ‘bout Peter Jackson, the director of King Kong and LOTR? Oh…oh, I so amor him!”
2/ Ask your PJ fanboy/girl friend which Greek god he/she hates most (4 example, Poseidon), then say: “Oh, oh, there’s a small blue trident above your head. Mr.P’s your daddy!! He’s claimed you!!!”
3/ Tell him/her that tu heard Kronos speaking in your dreams and he asked tu to kill all demigods (fake o real) tu know.
4/Tell them that HP is better than PJ because he has a scar!
5/ Compare PJ with HP and Twilight Saga each time tu meet a fan.
6/Tell the fans that R.R should back to school and learn how to write o about Greek Myths.
7/ Tell them that R.R just announced on his blog that he will drop out THO and will never write about Greek demigods anymore.
8/ Spread the rumours that PJ will die in the new series.
9/ Tell the fans that PJ is a bad grandkid since he beat his granddad, Kronos.
10/ Try to convince the fans that PJ rip HP off!
11/ Say bad words to PJ when tu go to the sea with a PJ fan.
12/ Tell them PJ is a traitor, because he eats…seafood!! (Although tu have absolutely no idea if he does o not.)
13/ Tell them that R.R has no orginal bones since he rip off the Greek Myths and Egyptian Myths (Yeah, PJ and the entire THO series based on those, right?) And maybe one día he will rip off the Norse Myths o Chinese Myths o Vietnamese Myths o maybe Stories about aliens from space!!!
14/ Instead of calling him PJ, use the word “Seaweed hero” when tu talk to a fan.
15/ When tu eat seaweed with a fan, say this. “Uhm, Yum, this Percy is so…delicious!”
16/ Tell a crazy fan of PJ (who also thinks him/herself a demigod) that tu saw a monster looking adelante, hacia adelante to eating him/her.
17/ Take him/her for a stroll after a like-cat-and-dog rain to see if he/she keep staring at the rainbow, waiting, calling Iris name to talk to PJ. Remember to take a picture!
18/ Tell a die hard fan of PJ libros (and hate the movie) that tu just amor the movie so much that tu think it should win an Oscar for Best Picture of the year, also Best Achievement in Directing (Best Director) for Chris Columbus.
19/ Tell another die hard fan that tu idolize Mr. Chris Columbus and are waiting for the siguiente PJ movie which is (hopefully) as good as the 1st one, por him too, of course.
20/ Tell them that tu wonder if PJ (or his immortal father) has resonsibility for making the world floods?
21/ Tell the fans who is waiting for TLO that Percy actually wasn’t missing as they thought. He just…ran away to find another girlfriend (that mean he doesn’t amor Annabeth anymore).
22/ Tell the fans that tu have read the newest vol of THO series before them and then tease them with some made up stories.
23/ registrarse a fan discussion then say. “Oh, I amor Percy, especially when he…stole the Helm of Invisiblity then use it as a cool casco to drive to Hollywood.” o some other making up stories like that.
24/ Just say, “Percy sucks, he beat my favorito! character, Kronos.”
25/ Tell them you’ve just found the location of Camp Half-Blood then lead them to japón o VietNam, perhaps Himalaya will help (none of which of course, has Camp Half-Bood o Pure Blood).
26/ Tell them tu have the secret card of the lift to go up straight to Mount Olympus and ask them for big bucks to give the card.
27/ Tell them that Mount Olympus has moved to their country and give them a making up direction to that fake mountain.
28/ Tell them that their evil teacher is a bloodsucking monster that is hungry for them.
29/ Tell them that the 2nd PJ movie is shooting. And the place is near their home. So they will go there and attack the filmakers who have ruined their PJ image.
30/ Convince them to registrarse a PJ club online which turns out later to be a PJ anti-fanclub.
Hope tu guys like my article.
If those ways above do tick tu off, then I'm success. Hey, hey, it's just for fun. Wait, wait, don't hit me. Oh, tomatoes, so sweet. Oh, no, tomatoes thrown por tu destroyed my face. MY BEAUTIFUL FACE!!! Daddy!!! Mommmy!!! Help! The PJ fans are hungry for my flesh!!!
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